real confessions

[Landshark]

I don't think my foot is going to get better now that i broke the screws in it i am so careful with everything i do i won't even ride down banks with both feet on my board. I just don't see the fun in skating if you only have one foot that works

John Comer sees the fun in skateboaring...

[danker peaches]

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I don't think my foot is going to get better now that i broke the screws in it i am so careful with everything i do i won't even ride down banks with both feet on my board. I just don't see the fun in skating if you only have one foot that works

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John Comer sees the fun in skateboaring...

He can't feel his foot

[TheKarmessiah]

i hate my job. i actually contemplated murdering one of my coworkers, but with all these CSI advances they make daily, theres no way i could get away with it so i said fuk that. then i thought about straight assault, but he would know it was me because of my distinct body type. so no go

[danker peaches]

i hate my job. i actually contemplated murdering one of my coworkers, but with all these CSI advances they make daily, theres no way i could get away with it so i said fuk that. then i thought about straight assault, but he would know it was me because of my distinct body type. so no go

I wish CSI was real but that shit is so fake. From how much i have watched it i think i could get away with murder on csi

[oyolar]

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i hate my job. i actually contemplated murdering one of my coworkers, but with all these CSI advances they make daily, theres no way i could get away with it so i said fuk that. then i thought about straight assault, but he would know it was me because of my distinct body type. so no go

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I wish CSI was real but that shit is so fake. From how much i have watched it i think i could get away with murder on csi

just don't jizz anywhere and you're golden.

[danker peaches]

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i hate my job. i actually contemplated murdering one of my coworkers, but with all these CSI advances they make daily, theres no way i could get away with it so i said fuk that. then i thought about straight assault, but he would know it was me because of my distinct body type. so no go

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I wish CSI was real but that shit is so fake. From how much i have watched it i think i could get away with murder on csi

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just don't jizz anywhere and you're golden.

Its a shitlods of dna that your not going tbe able to clean

[TheKarmessiah]

i cant do it now anyway. NBC news would be on my ass the next morning. " he went by the handle "theKarmessiah" on a skateboarding forum know as Slap..."

[baxty]

Briden told me to piss my pants the other night and I did. Just a little.

[DevilOnEnzyte]

Last weekend I met this chick at the grocery store.
We hung out that night.
Ended up sleeping together...

She was so terrible that I fought to bust a nut.
I even thought about porn.
She used too much teeth in her bj.

After it was done, she asked how was it... and me, not wanting to hurt her feelings, said it was great.

I've ignored her mysapce messages, phone calss, texts, everything since that night.

[ahlee]

you'll wake up there hungover and confused sometime soon, i gaurantee it.

[MexicanSpaniard]

i think steve berra is fucking hilarious

 

The worst thing I've read in this thread.

[Landshark]

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i think steve berra is fucking hilarious

 

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The worst thing I've read in this thread.

The only person who thinks Steve Berra is hilarious is Steve Berra.

[Foray]

I hate Landshark posts.

[Landshark]

I hate Landshark posts.

  What am I doing wrong?

[skaterdavid]

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I hate Landshark posts.

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  What am I doing wrong?

complaining about your rep

[Landshark]

It's not my rep thats bothering me, it's bothering other people thats bothering me.

[DevilOnEnzyte]

you'll wake up there hungover and confused sometime soon, i gaurantee it.

probally

[guy le douche]

It's not my rep thats bothering me, it's bothering other people thats bothering me.

the post above yours pretty much answers your question.

[BriDen]

It's not my rep thats bothering me, it's bothering other people thats bothering me.

You're a bad poster and that's that; it will never change. Some people just weren't meant to find this place.

[Landshark]

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It's not my rep thats bothering me, it's bothering other people thats bothering me.

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You're a bad poster and that's that; it will never change. Some people just weren't meant to find this place.

Thanks for the constructive criticizm.  What makes my posts especially bad?  I never argue with other people, I'm not negative, I try to contribute as much as I can.

[danker peaches]

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It's not my rep thats bothering me, it's bothering other people thats bothering me.

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You're a bad poster and that's that; it will never change. Some people just weren't meant to find this place.

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Thanks for the constructive criticizm.  What makes my posts especially bad?  I never argue with other people, I'm not negative, I try to contribute as much as I can.

you are thinking this way to hard man its a internet forum. Mostly people don't want to hear you complain about your rep or how people are being mean to you.

[tonycoxhox]

you never know. i used to be hated by most people on slap and i would make lots of bad stupid posts. now a lot people dont seem to be as pissed with me. anything is possible BriDen.

 i think its funny that you care so much about your rep, and hope you keep making self critical posts (so much cooler than conceited posts). i think youre a fake account though, but i hope youre real.

 if you are real though, please dont think about your rep. its just around 30 guys on the internet who made lots of posts on a messageboard giving you points and taking away points from you. if you want rep you should just upload stuff for people and be really helpful, but you definitely have better things to do than pleasing 30 guys on the internet.

[gentle.]

this ones my favorite

There was this girl I had a crush on for like 2 years in high school.  I was too afraid to ask her out, since she was way above my caste.  Then she dissapeared for a while and I didn't hear about her untill she turned up in the obituaries. 

[bbk]

you never know. i used to be hated by most people on slap and i would make lots of bad stupid posts. now a lot people dont seem to be as pissed with me. anything is possible BriDen.

aah, the gold old days... me and you talking about porn and jacking off in PMs while everyone else hated you and thought you were fake, gest making a hate thread about me, n8 and Gfld-Unit/DaBombshit-greatness... those were easier days, those were better days

[Gest]

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you never know. i used to be hated by most people on slap and i would make lots of bad stupid posts. now a lot people dont seem to be as pissed with me. anything is possible BriDen.

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aah, the gold old days... me and you talking about porn and jacking off in PMs while everyone else hated you and thought you were fake, gest making a hate thread about me, n8 and Gfld-Unit/DaBombshit-greatness... those were easier days, those were better days

are you sure? i don't recall ever disliking you, unless you can dig that up. i recall doing that to gulo gulo who then went by a different name. we are totally cool now though i swear

[bbk]

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you never know. i used to be hated by most people on slap and i would make lots of bad stupid posts. now a lot people dont seem to be as pissed with me. anything is possible BriDen.

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aah, the gold old days... me and you talking about porn and jacking off in PMs while everyone else hated you and thought you were fake, gest making a hate thread about me, n8 and Gfld-Unit/DaBombshit-greatness... those were easier days, those were better days

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are you sure? i don't recall ever disliking you, unless you can dig that up. i recall doing that to gulo gulo who then went by a different name. we are totally cool now though i swear

I know we are dude, but yeag, we had beef

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=6958.msg787428;boardseen#new

I had completley forgot that I rocked a Reynolds avatar, i have no clue what trick that might have been...

[mmmmm]

I might as well add to this thread since i'm new, give everyone a taste of how fucked up i am......

I just started sleeping in my truck at 29 years of age, mind you it's Michigan and -20 degrees here some nights, but I'm too stubborn to give up the only nice thing I've ever owned by giving up on the payments.

I watched a man die in the kitchen downstairs when I was 5 years old. ( I lived above a crackhouse)

I've only been in 2 fights, one was on the playground with a large black girl, she hit me with a padlock and knocked me out. The second, I knocked my Stepdad out with one punch, they took me to jail while he snored on the ground.

I hate people that are too nice, one of my only good friends criticizes everything I do, and I'm a better man for it.

I've watched UFC since 2002, and still enjoy it.

I'll still skate, and do flatground and small rails, when I'm 60.

No, seriously.

[tonycoxhox]

damn. you are fucked up.

[jalopy james]

damn, dude is one-timin' motherfuckers

[anblue]

i cant get over shit quickly it just sits there. i got my ex girlfriend pregnant and shes way to mentally unstable to take car of a kid so its up to me. im also seventeen and smoke too much. i dont really talk to my dad or mom and my sisters the only one whos really been there for me but shes never around. ive basically fallen off the radar because im depressed over shit going on in my life and the world. skating and forums like slap are really the only things keeping me sane. i guess i owe them a lot.