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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2160 on: July 13, 2009, 09:58:48 PM »
My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.

you lucky fucking shit. thats all i have to say


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2161 on: July 13, 2009, 10:27:53 PM »
I was hanging out with my ex she got a phone call and at the end of it she told some guy she loves him to then she hung up and acted like it didn't happen and we then fucked...I ain't scared of the other guy but I probly shouldn't hang out with her, its gonna leave me in a mindfuck, I don't understand women at all

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2162 on: July 13, 2009, 10:33:15 PM »
I was hanging out with my ex she got a phone call and at the end of it she told some guy she loves him to then she hung up and acted like it didn't happen and we then fucked...I ain't scared of the other guy but I probly shouldn't hang out with her, its gonna leave me in a mindfuck, I don't understand women at all

I used to hang out with my ex and fuck her knowing that she was in a relashionship...the stuff dreams are made of my friend.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2163 on: July 13, 2009, 10:38:06 PM »
I was hanging out with my ex she got a phone call and at the end of it she told some guy she loves him to then she hung up and acted like it didn't happen and we then fucked...I ain't scared of the other guy but I probly shouldn't hang out with her, its gonna leave me in a mindfuck, I don't understand women at all
weird, same thing has pretty much happened to me like three times in the past month... then today my ex smoked weed with me then dipped, didnt give me any pussy in return and flaked on our plans tonight leaving me with slap and a feeble amount of weed.... fucking bitch, i feel your pain pops

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2164 on: July 14, 2009, 07:20:06 PM »
i with all you guys on this one....ive been fucking my ex for the past 2 years here and there since we broke up and shes got a boyfriend. (who hasnt laid a hand on her because his commitment to jesus? we're 22 by the way) whoooooooops.

I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.

never feel guilty about it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2165 on: July 17, 2009, 11:23:12 AM »
i with all you guys on this one....ive been fucking my ex for the past 2 years here and there since we broke up and shes got a boyfriend. (who hasnt laid a hand on her because his commitment to jesus? we're 22 by the way) whoooooooops.

Its hard to believe people really do that

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2166 on: July 17, 2009, 01:48:20 PM »
^^^
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"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2167 on: July 17, 2009, 04:55:38 PM »
i with all you guys on this one....ive been fucking my ex for the past 2 years here and there since we broke up and shes got a boyfriend. (who hasnt laid a hand on her because his commitment to jesus? we're 22 by the way) whoooooooops.

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I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.
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never feel guilty about it.

Haha. I did that in high school because my ex's boyfriend wanted to wait until "after marriage." So, I fucked her for like a year before her boyfriend found out.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2168 on: July 17, 2009, 04:56:55 PM »
^^^
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2169 on: July 18, 2009, 02:09:58 AM »
truth time.  i totally support and enjoy the entire shake junt/ hi jinx/ get buck shit from baker and deathwish. 
Time you enjoyed wasting is never wasted - John Lennon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2170 on: July 18, 2009, 01:02:58 PM »
truth time.  i totally support and enjoy the entire shake junt/ hi jinx/ get buck shit from baker and deathwish. 

who doesn't?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2171 on: July 18, 2009, 04:10:21 PM »
remember that thing from theonion about girl's just wanting to be friends? that's where I'm at right now...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2172 on: July 19, 2009, 12:28:49 AM »
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210 to 138 in a few months without doing anything i wouldn't normally do
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geeze mike. it's been between 190 and 175 for me all year.

last summer around this time i got up to 198lbs. then this spring i got down to 165lbs. and in the last few weeks i got down to my normal weight of 145lbs.

the weight loss has been mostly stress induced but i don't mind it at all beacause after the last two months of stress i am happier now than i have been in the last 4 or 5 years and ive been skating more lately than i have in the last 4-5 years too. so basically im really skinny again and ive been so phsyched on life for the last few weeks than i have been in a really long time. i'm pretty stoked that i'm going to be buying a descent car in the next few weeks too. life has been very good to me lately, i feel very blessed and happy overall.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2173 on: July 19, 2009, 11:32:51 AM »
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^^^
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What a soulless piece of shit.  How could anyone hate such creatures:










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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2174 on: July 19, 2009, 01:01:42 PM »
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210 to 138 in a few months without doing anything i wouldn't normally do
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geeze mike. it's been between 190 and 175 for me all year.
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last summer around this time i got up to 198lbs. then this spring i got down to 165lbs. and in the last few weeks i got down to my normal weight of 145lbs.

the weight loss has been mostly stress induced but i don't mind it at all beacause after the last two months of stress i am happier now than i have been in the last 4 or 5 years and ive been skating more lately than i have in the last 4-5 years too. so basically im really skinny again and ive been so phsyched on life for the last few weeks than i have been in a really long time. i'm pretty stoked that i'm going to be buying a descent car in the next few weeks too. life has been very good to me lately, i feel very blessed and happy overall.

were you not eating?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2175 on: July 20, 2009, 11:11:34 PM »
i'm trapped in the worst relationship ever. well, the sex is good.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2176 on: July 21, 2009, 01:21:55 PM »
i'm trapped in the worst relationship ever. well, the sex is good.
I used to post

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2177 on: July 21, 2009, 01:33:38 PM »
i still don't understand what vulcanized means, but i won't tell anyone that
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2178 on: July 21, 2009, 02:39:28 PM »
i still don't understand what vulcanized means, but i won't tell anyone that

I don't either
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2179 on: July 21, 2009, 06:24:33 PM »
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i still don't understand what vulcanized means, but i won't tell anyone that
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I don't either

It's the white band around the outside of the shoe

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2180 on: July 22, 2009, 02:18:55 PM »
O RLY?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2181 on: July 22, 2009, 06:15:32 PM »
WUT

I thought it was the outsole of vulcanized ... shoes where they vulcanize the rubber together (high heat and melt em)

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« Reply #2182 on: July 22, 2009, 07:00:17 PM »
almost all skate shoes are vulcanized its just adding carbon to the rubber to make it last longer. Its more of a term to describe a non cupsole shoe

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2183 on: July 22, 2009, 10:33:34 PM »
i make my profile pictures cartoon characters hoping people read my posts in their voice

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2184 on: July 22, 2009, 10:46:59 PM »
i make my profile pictures cartoon characters hoping people read my posts in their voice

well you need to go to even greater lengths to even get us to actually READ your posts, much less in some characters voice.
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then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius

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« Reply #2185 on: July 22, 2009, 11:12:25 PM »
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i make my profile pictures cartoon characters hoping people read my posts in their voice
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well you need to go to even greater lengths to even get us to actually READ your posts, much less in some characters voice.
Bitch!? ive never even read one of your posts, i didnt even know you existed, people always read mine, thats why my rep is -40 in only 20 days

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2186 on: July 23, 2009, 04:40:22 AM »
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i make my profile pictures cartoon characters hoping people read my posts in their voice
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well you need to go to even greater lengths to even get us to actually READ your posts, much less in some characters voice.
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Bitch!? ive never even read one of your posts, i didnt even know you existed, people always read mine, thats why my rep is -40 in only 20 days

i'm on some tax free shit.
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« Reply #2187 on: July 23, 2009, 11:58:53 AM »
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i make my profile pictures cartoon characters hoping people read my posts in their voice
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well you need to go to even greater lengths to even get us to actually READ your posts, much less in some characters voice.
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Bitch!? ive never even read one of your posts, i didnt even know you existed, people always read mine, thats why my rep is -40 in only 20 days

You just did LOL!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2188 on: July 23, 2009, 07:22:24 PM »
I want to cut a beautiful girls fingers off and have her suck my cock
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2189 on: July 23, 2009, 10:38:45 PM »
I want to cut a beautiful girls fingers off and have her suck my cock

you look like Richard Ramirez the night stalker fyi