real confessions

[danker]

^^^
Bantam hater

fuck bantam chickens

[Dr. Evan]

truth time.  i totally support and enjoy the entire shake junt/ hi jinx/ get buck shit from baker and deathwish. 

[SanchoDave]

truth time.  i totally support and enjoy the entire shake junt/ hi jinx/ get buck shit from baker and deathwish. 

who doesn't?

[bbk]

remember that thing from theonion about girl's just wanting to be friends? that's where I'm at right now...

[jrf]

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210 to 138 in a few months without doing anything i wouldn't normally do

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geeze mike. it's been between 190 and 175 for me all year.

last summer around this time i got up to 198lbs. then this spring i got down to 165lbs. and in the last few weeks i got down to my normal weight of 145lbs.

the weight loss has been mostly stress induced but i don't mind it at all beacause after the last two months of stress i am happier now than i have been in the last 4 or 5 years and ive been skating more lately than i have in the last 4-5 years too. so basically im really skinny again and ive been so phsyched on life for the last few weeks than i have been in a really long time. i'm pretty stoked that i'm going to be buying a descent car in the next few weeks too. life has been very good to me lately, i feel very blessed and happy overall.

[Doctor Newton]

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Bantam hater

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fuck bantam chickens

What a soulless piece of shit.  How could anyone hate such creatures:

[SanchoDave]

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210 to 138 in a few months without doing anything i wouldn't normally do

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geeze mike. it's been between 190 and 175 for me all year.

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last summer around this time i got up to 198lbs. then this spring i got down to 165lbs. and in the last few weeks i got down to my normal weight of 145lbs.

the weight loss has been mostly stress induced but i don't mind it at all beacause after the last two months of stress i am happier now than i have been in the last 4 or 5 years and ive been skating more lately than i have in the last 4-5 years too. so basically im really skinny again and ive been so phsyched on life for the last few weeks than i have been in a really long time. i'm pretty stoked that i'm going to be buying a descent car in the next few weeks too. life has been very good to me lately, i feel very blessed and happy overall.

were you not eating?

[Pelican]

i'm trapped in the worst relationship ever. well, the sex is good.

[longballlarry]

i'm trapped in the worst relationship ever. well, the sex is good.

[floop]

i still don't understand what vulcanized means, but i won't tell anyone that

[CigaretteBeer]

i still don't understand what vulcanized means, but i won't tell anyone that

I don't either

[Bugs]

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i still don't understand what vulcanized means, but i won't tell anyone that

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I don't either

It's the white band around the outside of the shoe

[HoneyBear]

O RLY?

[NostrilsofFury]

WUT

I thought it was the outsole of vulcanized ... shoes where they vulcanize the rubber together (high heat and melt em)

[danker]

almost all skate shoes are vulcanized its just adding carbon to the rubber to make it last longer. Its more of a term to describe a non cupsole shoe

[FACE!]

i make my profile pictures cartoon characters hoping people read my posts in their voice

[kilgore.]

i make my profile pictures cartoon characters hoping people read my posts in their voice

well you need to go to even greater lengths to even get us to actually READ your posts, much less in some characters voice.

[FACE!]

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i make my profile pictures cartoon characters hoping people read my posts in their voice

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well you need to go to even greater lengths to even get us to actually READ your posts, much less in some characters voice.

Bitch!? ive never even read one of your posts, i didnt even know you existed, people always read mine, thats why my rep is -40 in only 20 days

[kilgore.]

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i make my profile pictures cartoon characters hoping people read my posts in their voice

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well you need to go to even greater lengths to even get us to actually READ your posts, much less in some characters voice.

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Bitch!? ive never even read one of your posts, i didnt even know you existed, people always read mine, thats why my rep is -40 in only 20 days

i'm on some tax free shit.

[Doctor Handsome]

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i make my profile pictures cartoon characters hoping people read my posts in their voice

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well you need to go to even greater lengths to even get us to actually READ your posts, much less in some characters voice.

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Bitch!? ive never even read one of your posts, i didnt even know you existed, people always read mine, thats why my rep is -40 in only 20 days

You just did LOL!

[CigaretteBeer]

I want to cut a beautiful girls fingers off and have her suck my cock

[SanchoDave]

I want to cut a beautiful girls fingers off and have her suck my cock

you look like Richard Ramirez the night stalker fyi

[odp]

My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.

blah! totally not worth it homes. easy routine to fall into. if i could never have tried em in the first place, i would go back in time and that would be that. they lead to bigger and badder things, not trying to preach, but it's the truth. good luck

[SanchoDave]

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My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.

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blah! totally not worth it homes. easy routine to fall into. if i could never have tried em in the first place, i would go back in time and that would be that. they lead to bigger and badder things, not trying to preach, but it's the truth. good luck

true story Iv'e known a couple of dudes personally that have overdosed on that shit and die...out of any pain pills I refuse to fuck with those

[Clayton]

My girlfriend weighs at least 15 lbs more than me, and is 6 inches shorter than me. She sometimes can't control talking non-stop, especially when she drinks. However she gives the greatest head ever, like porno deep throat style, loves giving it, and can beer bong a beer twice as fast as me.

I feel like I'm having a 1/4 life crisis. I'm 23, just graduated college, and have been avoiding all the responsibilities that come with being a man for as long as I've been alive. My parents spoil me and don't even try to make me feel guilty about it. It's pretty fucking sick but at the same time I need to grow up. Find a fucking real job and become a slave to money for the rest of the majority of my life.

...and on another note I would be so down to gang-bang some bitch with another dude/dudes, but definitely not with someone I knew. Totally be down to dp some ho. Maybe superman her too, just so I can relate to that stupidass song.

[SanchoDave]

My girlfriend weighs at least 15 lbs more than me, and is 6 inches shorter than me. She sometimes can't control talking non-stop, especially when she drinks. However she gives the greatest head ever, like porno deep throat style, loves giving it, and can beer bong a beer twice as fast as me.

I feel like I'm having a 1/4 life crisis. I'm 23, just graduated college, and have been avoiding all the responsibilities that come with being a man for as long as I've been alive. My parents spoil me and don't even try to make me feel guilty about it. It's pretty fucking sick but at the same time I need to grow up. Find a fucking real job and become a slave to money for the rest of the majority of my life.

...and on another note I would be so down to gang-bang some bitch with another dude/dudes, but definitely not with someone I knew. Totally be down to dp some ho. Maybe superman her too, just so I can relate to that stupidass song.

I can relate to everything in this post except the gratuating from college part and yes even the girlfriend weighing more then me... but yea  I feel you bro

[kilgore.]

My girlfriend weighs at least 15 lbs more than me, and is 6 inches shorter than me. She sometimes can't control talking non-stop, especially when she drinks. However she gives the greatest head ever, like porno deep throat style, loves giving it, and can beer bong a beer twice as fast as me.

I feel like I'm having a 1/4 life crisis. I'm 23, just graduated college, and have been avoiding all the responsibilities that come with being a man for as long as I've been alive. My parents spoil me and don't even try to make me feel guilty about it. It's pretty fucking sick but at the same time I need to grow up. Find a fucking real job and become a slave to money for the rest of the majority of my life.

...and on another note I would be so down to gang-bang some bitch with another dude/dudes, but definitely not with someone I knew. Totally be down to dp some ho. Maybe superman her too, just so I can relate to that stupidass song.

don't talk down on her clayton. learn to utilize her stubbiness, try these cookie dough proned arms out for some bagpipe fuckin'. the sounds are glorious.

[SanchoDave]

don't talk down on her clayton. learn to utilize her stubbiness, try these cookie dough proned arms out for some bagpipe fuckin'. the sounds are glorious.

[/quote]

You sir are a god amongst men.

[rawbertson.]

My girlfriend weighs at least 15 lbs more than me, and is 6 inches shorter than me. She sometimes can't control talking non-stop, especially when she drinks. However she gives the greatest head ever, like porno deep throat style, loves giving it, and can beer bong a beer twice as fast as me.

I feel like I'm having a 1/4 life crisis. I'm 23, just graduated college, and have been avoiding all the responsibilities that come with being a man for as long as I've been alive. My parents spoil me and don't even try to make me feel guilty about it. It's pretty fucking sick but at the same time I need to grow up. Find a fucking real job and become a slave to money for the rest of the majority of my life.

...and on another note I would be so down to gang-bang some bitch with another dude/dudes, but definitely not with someone I knew. Totally be down to dp some ho. Maybe superman her too, just so I can relate to that stupidass song.

sounds like me about a year ago minus the gangbang thing and my parents dont spoil me either i have fuck all.

[odp]

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My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.

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blah! totally not worth it homes. easy routine to fall into. if i could never have tried em in the first place, i would go back in time and that would be that. they lead to bigger and badder things, not trying to preach, but it's the truth. good luck

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true story Iv'e known a couple of dudes personally that have overdosed on that shit and die...out of any pain pills I refuse to fuck with those

it'd be hard as fuck to od, but i'm just saying they're an easy habit. synthetic heroin, which means it's laboratory clean and has no dope headache and 2 days of feeling like a piece of shit.