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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2190 on: July 23, 2009, 10:51:24 PM »
My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.

blah! totally not worth it homes. easy routine to fall into. if i could never have tried em in the first place, i would go back in time and that would be that. they lead to bigger and badder things, not trying to preach, but it's the truth. good luck

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« Reply #2191 on: July 24, 2009, 12:04:28 AM »
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blah! totally not worth it homes. easy routine to fall into. if i could never have tried em in the first place, i would go back in time and that would be that. they lead to bigger and badder things, not trying to preach, but it's the truth. good luck

true story Iv'e known a couple of dudes personally that have overdosed on that shit and die...out of any pain pills I refuse to fuck with those

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2192 on: July 24, 2009, 12:41:32 AM »
My girlfriend weighs at least 15 lbs more than me, and is 6 inches shorter than me. She sometimes can't control talking non-stop, especially when she drinks. However she gives the greatest head ever, like porno deep throat style, loves giving it, and can beer bong a beer twice as fast as me.

I feel like I'm having a 1/4 life crisis. I'm 23, just graduated college, and have been avoiding all the responsibilities that come with being a man for as long as I've been alive. My parents spoil me and don't even try to make me feel guilty about it. It's pretty fucking sick but at the same time I need to grow up. Find a fucking real job and become a slave to money for the rest of the majority of my life.

...and on another note I would be so down to gang-bang some bitch with another dude/dudes, but definitely not with someone I knew. Totally be down to dp some ho. Maybe superman her too, just so I can relate to that stupidass song.

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« Reply #2193 on: July 24, 2009, 12:47:45 AM »
My girlfriend weighs at least 15 lbs more than me, and is 6 inches shorter than me. She sometimes can't control talking non-stop, especially when she drinks. However she gives the greatest head ever, like porno deep throat style, loves giving it, and can beer bong a beer twice as fast as me.

I feel like I'm having a 1/4 life crisis. I'm 23, just graduated college, and have been avoiding all the responsibilities that come with being a man for as long as I've been alive. My parents spoil me and don't even try to make me feel guilty about it. It's pretty fucking sick but at the same time I need to grow up. Find a fucking real job and become a slave to money for the rest of the majority of my life.

...and on another note I would be so down to gang-bang some bitch with another dude/dudes, but definitely not with someone I knew. Totally be down to dp some ho. Maybe superman her too, just so I can relate to that stupidass song.


I can relate to everything in this post except the gratuating from college part and yes even the girlfriend weighing more then me... but yea  I feel you bro

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2194 on: July 24, 2009, 01:53:35 AM »
My girlfriend weighs at least 15 lbs more than me, and is 6 inches shorter than me. She sometimes can't control talking non-stop, especially when she drinks. However she gives the greatest head ever, like porno deep throat style, loves giving it, and can beer bong a beer twice as fast as me.

I feel like I'm having a 1/4 life crisis. I'm 23, just graduated college, and have been avoiding all the responsibilities that come with being a man for as long as I've been alive. My parents spoil me and don't even try to make me feel guilty about it. It's pretty fucking sick but at the same time I need to grow up. Find a fucking real job and become a slave to money for the rest of the majority of my life.

...and on another note I would be so down to gang-bang some bitch with another dude/dudes, but definitely not with someone I knew. Totally be down to dp some ho. Maybe superman her too, just so I can relate to that stupidass song.

don't talk down on her clayton. learn to utilize her stubbiness, try these cookie dough proned arms out for some bagpipe fuckin'. the sounds are glorious.




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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2195 on: July 24, 2009, 02:25:24 AM »




don't talk down on her clayton. learn to utilize her stubbiness, try these cookie dough proned arms out for some bagpipe fuckin'. the sounds are glorious.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2196 on: July 24, 2009, 06:48:02 AM »
My girlfriend weighs at least 15 lbs more than me, and is 6 inches shorter than me. She sometimes can't control talking non-stop, especially when she drinks. However she gives the greatest head ever, like porno deep throat style, loves giving it, and can beer bong a beer twice as fast as me.

I feel like I'm having a 1/4 life crisis. I'm 23, just graduated college, and have been avoiding all the responsibilities that come with being a man for as long as I've been alive. My parents spoil me and don't even try to make me feel guilty about it. It's pretty fucking sick but at the same time I need to grow up. Find a fucking real job and become a slave to money for the rest of the majority of my life.

...and on another note I would be so down to gang-bang some bitch with another dude/dudes, but definitely not with someone I knew. Totally be down to dp some ho. Maybe superman her too, just so I can relate to that stupidass song.

sounds like me about a year ago minus the gangbang thing and my parents dont spoil me either i have fuck all.

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« Reply #2197 on: July 24, 2009, 08:19:55 AM »
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My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.
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blah! totally not worth it homes. easy routine to fall into. if i could never have tried em in the first place, i would go back in time and that would be that. they lead to bigger and badder things, not trying to preach, but it's the truth. good luck
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true story Iv'e known a couple of dudes personally that have overdosed on that shit and die...out of any pain pills I refuse to fuck with those


it'd be hard as fuck to od, but i'm just saying they're an easy habit. synthetic heroin, which means it's laboratory clean and has no dope headache and 2 days of feeling like a piece of shit.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2198 on: July 24, 2009, 01:39:15 PM »
I jerked it to some Heather Brooke porn ten minutes ago.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2199 on: July 24, 2009, 06:37:57 PM »
I jerked it to some Heather Brooke porn ten minutes ago.

Isn't that the deep throat queen if I remember correctly?

Anyway, I like gape porn... A LOT.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2200 on: July 24, 2009, 08:42:46 PM »
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i still don't understand what vulcanized means, but i won't tell anyone that
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I don't either
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It's the white band around the outside of the shoe

Chemically speaking, vulcanization is the process where natural rubber latex is heated with sulphur so that it has more usefull properties such as flexibility and durability.  All commercial rubber is vulcanized, otherwise the rubber is useless because it is deforms too easily and gets brittle and chips when cold.

Therefore, every skate shoe uses vulcanized rubber.  There is no skate shoe that is unvulcanized.  I think It's just used as an advertising tool to describe thicker soles.


Edit: I'm no sneakerhead, so I could be dead wrong.  I asked a shoe god oracle about this matter and I'll see how he responds.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2201 on: July 25, 2009, 02:43:32 AM »
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i still don't understand what vulcanized means, but i won't tell anyone that
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I don't either
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It's the white band around the outside of the shoe
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Chemically speaking, vulcanization is the process where natural rubber latex is heated with sulphur so that it has more usefull properties such as flexibility and durability.  All commercial rubber is vulcanized, otherwise the rubber is useless because it is deforms too easily and gets brittle and chips when cold.

Therefore, every skate shoe uses vulcanized rubber.  There is no skate shoe that is unvulcanized.  I think It's just used as an advertising tool to describe thicker soles.


Edit: I'm no sneakerhead, so I could be dead wrong.  I asked a shoe god oracle about this matter and I'll see how he responds.

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« Reply #2202 on: July 25, 2009, 02:56:54 AM »
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i still don't understand what vulcanized means, but i won't tell anyone that
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I don't either
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It's the white band around the outside of the shoe
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Chemically speaking, vulcanization is the process where natural rubber latex is heated with sulphur so that it has more usefull properties such as flexibility and durability.  All commercial rubber is vulcanized, otherwise the rubber is useless because it is deforms too easily and gets brittle and chips when cold.

Therefore, every skate shoe uses vulcanized rubber.  There is no skate shoe that is unvulcanized.  I think It's just used as an advertising tool to describe thicker soles.


Edit: I'm no sneakerhead, so I could be dead wrong.  I asked a shoe god oracle about this matter and I'll see how he responds.
I'm curious, what are the qualifications for such a thing?!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2203 on: July 25, 2009, 03:57:30 AM »
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i still don't understand what vulcanized means, but i won't tell anyone that
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I don't either
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It's the white band around the outside of the shoe
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Chemically speaking, vulcanization is the process where natural rubber latex is heated with sulphur so that it has more usefull properties such as flexibility and durability.  All commercial rubber is vulcanized, otherwise the rubber is useless because it is deforms too easily and gets brittle and chips when cold.

Therefore, every skate shoe uses vulcanized rubber.  There is no skate shoe that is unvulcanized.  I think It's just used as an advertising tool to describe thicker soles.


Edit: I'm no sneakerhead, so I could be dead wrong.  I asked a shoe god oracle about this matter and I'll see how he responds.

although it is true that every shoe undergoes the vulcanization process, vulcanized soles are softer and more flexible than cupsoles. within skate shoes, a vulcanized sole doesn't refer to the vulcanizing process, but rather to making a softer sole.

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« Reply #2204 on: July 25, 2009, 05:40:25 AM »
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I jerked it to some Heather Brooke porn ten minutes ago.
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Isn't that the deep throat queen if I remember correctly?

Anyway, I like gape porn... A LOT.

Nothing wrong with that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2205 on: July 25, 2009, 02:02:19 PM »
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My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.
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blah! totally not worth it homes. easy routine to fall into. if i could never have tried em in the first place, i would go back in time and that would be that. they lead to bigger and badder things, not trying to preach, but it's the truth. good luck

I took them before a couple years ago and never developed an addiction. Since I've had them for the past week I've been snorting them everyday. One night I promised myself I was going to take a day off from them but ended up high off them again. The one good thing is I have no desire to get drunk when I have them because oxycontin is a better high, no hangover, I don't act like an asshole, and I think I'm playing my guitar better.
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« Reply #2206 on: July 25, 2009, 09:55:16 PM »
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My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.
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blah! totally not worth it homes. easy routine to fall into. if i could never have tried em in the first place, i would go back in time and that would be that. they lead to bigger and badder things, not trying to preach, but it's the truth. good luck
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I took them before a couple years ago and never developed an addiction. Since I've had them for the past week I've been snorting them everyday. One night I promised myself I was going to take a day off from them but ended up high off them again. The one good thing is I have no desire to get drunk when I have them because oxycontin is a better high, no hangover, I don't act like an asshole, and I think I'm playing my guitar better.

Ha I just noticed you changed your pic to Richard Ramirez.....I told you that you look lke that dude


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2207 on: July 26, 2009, 11:04:21 PM »
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Huh? people were curious about what it meant and I was simply sharing general information.  How would you respond?

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« Reply #2208 on: July 26, 2009, 11:19:46 PM »
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My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.
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blah! totally not worth it homes. easy routine to fall into. if i could never have tried em in the first place, i would go back in time and that would be that. they lead to bigger and badder things, not trying to preach, but it's the truth. good luck
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I took them before a couple years ago and never developed an addiction. Since I've had them for the past week I've been snorting them everyday. One night I promised myself I was going to take a day off from them but ended up high off them again. The one good thing is I have no desire to get drunk when I have them because oxycontin is a better high, no hangover, I don't act like an asshole, and I think I'm playing my guitar better.

just be careful man.
that shit'll sneak up on you.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2209 on: July 27, 2009, 10:24:37 PM »
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My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.
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blah! totally not worth it homes. easy routine to fall into. if i could never have tried em in the first place, i would go back in time and that would be that. they lead to bigger and badder things, not trying to preach, but it's the truth. good luck
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I took them before a couple years ago and never developed an addiction. Since I've had them for the past week I've been snorting them everyday. One night I promised myself I was going to take a day off from them but ended up high off them again. The one good thing is I have no desire to get drunk when I have them because oxycontin is a better high, no hangover, I don't act like an asshole, and I think I'm playing my guitar better.
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just be careful man.
that shit'll sneak up on you.
My homie got killed by an overdose of those given to him by an older, disgusting chick who raped him afterwards. Be careful
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2210 on: July 28, 2009, 10:16:40 AM »
i cant hold my liqour.  :-\


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« Reply #2211 on: July 28, 2009, 12:40:58 PM »
i cant hold my liqour.  :-\

Does that mean you puke all the time or just act like an asshole/lunatic while drunk? maybe these guys can help http://www.askmen.com/money/body_and_mind_200/215_better_living.html
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« Reply #2212 on: July 28, 2009, 01:35:57 PM »
i dont act like an asshole, apparently i'm pretty friendly and such, but i do tend to vomit on occasion.


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« Reply #2213 on: July 28, 2009, 05:59:47 PM »
i threw up 3 nights in a row this weekend but only because it was vacation and i needed to make room for more liquor. fingers down the throat and the room stops spinning and you're good for the rest of the night.

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« Reply #2214 on: July 28, 2009, 06:07:20 PM »
i threw up 3 nights in a row this weekend but only because it was vacation and i needed to make room for more liquor. fingers down the throat and the room stops spinning and you're good for the rest of the night.
Good work soldier.

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« Reply #2215 on: July 29, 2009, 06:09:28 PM »


that ad showed up on my myspace for the first time two years ago, and i still want to fuck that girl or a similar looking girl, but make her try and list off everything about the school while doing her. kind of like a saleswoman, but an attractive redheaded one that i am in the process of fucking

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« Reply #2216 on: July 29, 2009, 07:33:19 PM »
Hey mike fork, are you ever gonna try to be a moderator again?
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« Reply #2217 on: July 29, 2009, 07:57:12 PM »
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« Reply #2218 on: July 30, 2009, 12:40:42 PM »
I fucking hate my sisters boyfriend

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« Reply #2219 on: July 30, 2009, 12:42:38 PM »
Cawlm down Ceeymar. Everything will be ok.