My girlfriend weighs at least 15 lbs more than me, and is 6 inches shorter than me. She sometimes can't control talking non-stop, especially when she drinks. However she gives the greatest head ever, like porno deep throat style, loves giving it, and can beer bong a beer twice as fast as me.
I feel like I'm having a 1/4 life crisis. I'm 23, just graduated college, and have been avoiding all the responsibilities that come with being a man for as long as I've been alive. My parents spoil me and don't even try to make me feel guilty about it. It's pretty fucking sick but at the same time I need to grow up. Find a fucking real job and become a slave to money for the rest of the majority of my life.
...and on another note I would be so down to gang-bang some bitch with another dude/dudes, but definitely not with someone I knew. Totally be down to dp some ho. Maybe superman her too, just so I can relate to that stupidass song.