real confessions

[Nic]

I find it impossible not to stare at a woman's cleavage. I mean fuck, they wear low cut tops to flaunt the perfect V shape of their cascading melons. It's like looking into a Magic Eye or something, how am I supposed to focus on their face!?

It's all about timing. Getting caught is pretty awkward.

[DevilOnEnzyte]

Last night I was at Sonic getting a bite to eat, and over the sound system came on a Backstreet Boys song.
I sang along and knew every word.

[BriDen]

Last night I was at Sonic Pizza Hut getting a bite to eat, and over the sound system came on a Backstreet Boys Miley Cyrus song.
I sang along and knew every word.

[Boston.]

i'm guilty of singing along to taylor swift as loud as i can yell

i've also turned into a real asshole when i'm drunk lately. i don't know if it's just a phase, but i've been the zing king, been the first one to want to fight, been very destructive, and so on

i'm also trying to mack this girl that it took eight months to get her to hang out with, because she's actually that cool. someone is probably an idiot(me)

[Anti Krooked]

i am janes addiction sucks and i love hate

[jack burton]

big fucking shocker

[Anti Krooked]

seriously everyone knew?

[DevilOnEnzyte]

seriously everyone knew?

We weren't waiting around for you to oust yourself

[Anti Krooked]

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seriously everyone knew?

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We weren't waiting around for you to oust yourself

ahh damn

[odp]

i'm guilty of singing along to taylor swift as loud as i can yell

i've also turned into a real asshole when i'm drunk lately. i don't know if it's just a phase, but i've been the zing king, been the first one to want to fight, been very destructive, and so on

i'm also trying to mack this girl that it took eight months to get her to hang out with, because she's actually that cool. someone is probably an idiot(me)

that asshole destructive thing was going on with me for a good 6 months when i was in a really dry spell for decent women and hating where i lived. Many fights and drunken nights.... shit was ok, it passes.

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I find it impossible not to stare at a woman's cleavage. I mean fuck, they wear low cut tops to flaunt the perfect V shape of their cascading melons. It's like looking into a Magic Eye or something, how am I supposed to focus on their face!?

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It's all about timing. Getting caught is pretty awkward.

this dude bill i used to know, who was in the seminary training to be a priest told me that it was all about "sleight of eye" when checking out a woman. He was a pretty straight dude for a priest in training. haha.

I love titties and used to get caught staring all the time. I've gotten better though at not straight STARING, it gets me on the good side a little easier.

[Boston.]

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i'm guilty of singing along to taylor swift as loud as i can yell

i've also turned into a real asshole when i'm drunk lately. i don't know if it's just a phase, but i've been the zing king, been the first one to want to fight, been very destructive, and so on

i'm also trying to mack this girl that it took eight months to get her to hang out with, because she's actually that cool. someone is probably an idiot(me)

[close]

that asshole destructive thing was going on with me for a good 6 months when i was in a really dry spell for decent women and hating where i lived. Many fights and drunken nights.... shit was ok, it passes.

everyone gets a kick out of it, but sober me hates hearing the bad things i did the night before. so far it's been 45 hour work weeks and a lack of girls. school is starting back up in less than two weeks, so i'm going to have to put up with it for at least that long i assume

[sven thorkel]

you successfully had a real confession that didn't mention your weight. kudos, zing king

[Bipsmound]

ZING ZANG ZONGGGGGGGG

He just zinged you like a mongolian getting sliced with a bamboo spear.

[odp]

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i'm guilty of singing along to taylor swift as loud as i can yell

i've also turned into a real asshole when i'm drunk lately. i don't know if it's just a phase, but i've been the zing king, been the first one to want to fight, been very destructive, and so on

i'm also trying to mack this girl that it took eight months to get her to hang out with, because she's actually that cool. someone is probably an idiot(me)

[close]

that asshole destructive thing was going on with me for a good 6 months when i was in a really dry spell for decent women and hating where i lived. Many fights and drunken nights.... shit was ok, it passes.

[close]

everyone gets a kick out of it, but sober me hates hearing the bad things i did the night before. so far it's been 45 hour work weeks and a lack of girls. school is starting back up in less than two weeks, so i'm going to have to put up with it for at least that long i assume

oh yeah, man, everyone loves the drunk dickhead who will throw beer cans at old chinese ladies. But then the next day does suck. Where do you go to school? Mass Art or something in the city? that's pussy city, man. you'll be fine.

[Boston.]

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i'm guilty of singing along to taylor swift as loud as i can yell

i've also turned into a real asshole when i'm drunk lately. i don't know if it's just a phase, but i've been the zing king, been the first one to want to fight, been very destructive, and so on

i'm also trying to mack this girl that it took eight months to get her to hang out with, because she's actually that cool. someone is probably an idiot(me)

[close]

that asshole destructive thing was going on with me for a good 6 months when i was in a really dry spell for decent women and hating where i lived. Many fights and drunken nights.... shit was ok, it passes.

[close]

everyone gets a kick out of it, but sober me hates hearing the bad things i did the night before. so far it's been 45 hour work weeks and a lack of girls. school is starting back up in less than two weeks, so i'm going to have to put up with it for at least that long i assume

[close]

oh yeah, man, everyone loves the drunk dickhead who will throw beer cans at old chinese ladies. But then the next day does suck. Where do you go to school? Mass Art or something in the city? that's pussy city, man. you'll be fine.

neia
like an idiot i passed up massart and the smfa

you seem to know this city well, how far away do you live?

[odp]

i live in Taunton, skaters edge city, man. I haven't been up to the city to skate in a long time, over a year anyways. But i used to have get up there all the time. Had friends that lived all over the place, MassArt, Newton, Dorchester, Cambridge, family in JP kinda near Doyles. Where are you at?

[Boston.]

i live in malden now
i lived in brookline for a while, but it was at a dorm

[PFIASB]

i've been listening to the wiggles- fruit salad for the last 3 months

[odp]

i live in malden now
i lived in brookline for a while, but it was at a dorm

thats good shit, man. If you want to party at all anytime over the next 3 weeks before i head to basic, drop me a PM, and i'll come up to town to get down. I'm always game for a good drunken shitbag raging session with a SLAPper. hah. seriously man, it'd be a good time.

[Bipsmound]

Careful you don't get pressganged, Boston.  You'll wake up on a submarine in Singapore with a tattoo of Calvin pissing on the Iranian flag on your chest.

[odp]

nah man, he doesn't have to worry bout that. i'm not down for the submarine.

[nocomply]

i've been listening to the wiggles- fruit salad for the last 3 months

yummie yummie

[blo0mz]

I'm a 21 year old virgin who has never kissed a girl or had a real girlfriend.
 
Honestly, I'm pretty scared of girls.

I'm struggling to keep my heroin addiction under control.  I've been using drugs since I was 14. 

Picked up an IV heroin habit maybe 4 years ago.

Stole upwards of $1,000 from my Dad - took his credit card without him knowing and knew his PIN.

Sold tons of shit from my home.  Mom's jewelery, my PS3, my brand new iPod Touch, my skateboard, my bike, etc... it just goes on and on.

I put on almost 25 pounds since I've been trying to stop.  I now weigh more than I ever have.

I'm pretty chubby.   

Today is 19 days clean for the first time in a long time.  Not counting weed.  I still smoke weed once a night.

I'm trying to get back into skateboarding to have something to do instead of planning who to scam and what to steal to get my fix every day.

I used to be one of the smartest kids in my school.  Now I feel like I have no motivation whatsoever, I definitely feel slower as well.

I'm clinically depressed and suffer from severe generalized and social anxiety.

I'm sure I could come up with a lot more, but that's it for now.  Laugh away.  I suck, I know. 

[Stoeipoes]

Wow bloomz. That's real talk.

[odp]

I'm a 21 year old virgin who has never kissed a girl or had a real girlfriend.
 
Honestly, I'm pretty scared of girls.

I'm struggling to keep my heroin addiction under control.  I've been using drugs since I was 14. 

Picked up an IV heroin habit maybe 4 years ago.

Stole upwards of $1,000 from my Dad - took his credit card without him knowing and knew his PIN.

Sold tons of shit from my home.  Mom's jewelery, my PS3, my brand new iPod Touch, my skateboard, my bike, etc... it just goes on and on.

I put on almost 25 pounds since I've been trying to stop.  I now weigh more than I ever have.

I'm pretty chubby.   

Today is 19 days clean for the first time in a long time.  Not counting weed.  I still smoke weed once a night.

I'm trying to get back into skateboarding to have something to do instead of planning who to scam and what to steal to get my fix every day.

I used to be one of the smartest kids in my school.  Now I feel like I have no motivation whatsoever, I definitely feel slower as well.

I'm clinically depressed and suffer from severe generalized and social anxiety.

I'm sure I could come up with a lot more, but that's it for now.  Laugh away.  I suck, I know. 

dont be apathetic, guy. telling people to laugh away and saying i suck, unless your name is jamie thomas on SLAP, is just an excuse to say "oh pity me."

the drug thing sucks, work toward it, it's what you gotta do, many of us have been there.

as far as clinical depression and that shit, CONTROL YOUR FUCKING MIND. that's the only option.

[blo0mz]

I was just trying to make light out of it, I figured I'd get flamed to shit but I don't care that much or I wouldn't have posted it.

I'm busting my ass to stay clean, I haven't had 19 days clean in multiple years, so things are looking good right now... just gotta roll with it.

Thanks. 

[stabbin]

You've had a heroin addiction, yet you're scared of girls?!  WOW man...  You got it ass backwards.

[blo0mz]

You've had a heroin addiction, yet you're scared of girls?!  WOW man...  You got it ass backwards.

Maybe I developed a heroin addiction because I'm afraid of girls... well not just because of that, but it definitely had *something* to do with it - heroin made me feel comfortable around them.  Of course, looking back on it, it was all an illusion.  Anyway, tomorrow's 20 days and I'm pretty fucking stoked about it.  Hopefully I can get a few hours of skating in. 

By the way,  I didn't mean to derail this thread, I hate feeling like an attention whore or some shit.  Sorry =/

 

[stabbin]

It's all good man, just keep the streak going.

[odp]

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You've had a heroin addiction, yet you're scared of girls?!  WOW man...  You got it ass backwards.

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Maybe I developed a heroin addiction because I'm afraid of girls... well not just because of that, but it definitely had *something* to do with it - heroin made me feel comfortable around them.  Of course, looking back on it, it was all an illusion.  Anyway, tomorrow's 20 days and I'm pretty fucking stoked about it.  Hopefully I can get a few hours of skating in. 

By the way,  I didn't mean to derail this thread, I hate feeling like an attention whore or some shit.  Sorry =/

 

here i go.....

hey brother, i'm not trying to be a dick at all. i've lost a lot of friends to drugs and/or their allowing their mind to take control of their lives. No one ever wants to hear "hey man, everyones life sucks, you just gotta make the right choices!" but it is the truth, an absolute.

Good luck on staying clean. My best friend developed a horrible problem over the course of the past 5 years. dude got hurt, got some pills from the doc, got with a girl who had a problem, got fucked up with her and got hooked on the OCs. you know how it goes, from pills, to fentanyl, to sniffin dope, to needles and crack to liven things up. I've watched him go through cycles of trying to be cool, to saying fuck it, to od'ing, again and again and again. It kills you, the user, but, man, it kills the folks who love you. Frankies been clean for a while now. No methadone or suboxones either. It's a good thing, i pray for ya, man. keep ya head up and keep trying to do the right thing. as he said, sounding the sage "those little pills ruin your life, man, stay away." i know how it goes. be well