Breaking the Silence: Slap's Dirty Secret

[dick wolf]

DM me. 

Skills:
Proficient in Microsoft Office
Adobe Creative Suite
Internet Savvy

[JB]

DM me. 

Skills:
Proficient in Microsoft Office
Adobe Creative Suite
Internet Savvy

you forgot to add positive rep. 

[dick wolf]

  I see you.

Expand Quote

DM me.  

Skills:
Proficient in Microsoft Office
Adobe Creative Suite
Internet Savvy

[close]

you forgot to add positive rep.  

[poopnutsupreme]

Doug Brown offered to speak at my nephews bar mitzvah if I posted about him.

[BMCsteve]

This is just plain wrong. Compensation for a positive opinion? Slap Pals are the tastemakers and would never stoop to something like this  that calls their credibility into question.

That's about as low as the weight of a set of the new Tensor MagLights, which at just 231 grams should be everyone's choice for light weight without sacrificing stability. Get yours today.

Fucking died laughing at this

[tortfeasor]

Expand Quote

some amazing crackers

[close]

oh you mean today's hottest youth cracker, Lance Bolds?

https://www.lance.com/bolds



TAKE A BITE OUTTA BOLDS!

where else can I get the protein and energy I crave to pull off my insane bold maneuvers and stunts when I'm pushing on my radical shred stick? as part of a well balanced diet these crackers really help me take it to the NEXT LEVEL! i'm telling you man these are not your parents cheese and crackers- am i rite bro?

[BMCsteve]

I've given a ton of feedback on gear in the forums because I'm always buying stuff and would happily write up product reviews if someone gives it to me but I'd be straight up saying I got it as a hook up and then write an honest review.  If you get something for free and it sucks, why would you bother saying it was good.  It's not like you would want more of it

[wallieD]

noble getting baker boards? jbones is obviously getting hooked up with minilogo trucks. xen might get to test out wheels from different companies, but how do they feel about him turning around and selling the product right in front of their eyes??

[waltercronkite]

Expand Quote

[close]

beat me too it

looks like that makes me the matt of all matts. mods

[miff]

Expand Quote

Haha! I hope this is true. That would be beautiful!

Fuck! Too good...

Who was it? Hope it was Dwindle!

[close]

Meh I was going to say, but they still support a team of pros, so i dont want to give them negative press, its not the riders fault, but they could be the ones to suffer as a result of it.

Liar.

[Mikey]

post the messages!

[perverted super otaku!]

Expand Quote

Expand Quote

Haha! I hope this is true. That would be beautiful!

Fuck! Too good...

Who was it? Hope it was Dwindle!

[close]

Meh I was going to say, but they still support a team of pros, so i dont want to give them negative press, its not the riders fault, but they could be the ones to suffer as a result of it.

[close]

Liar.

Ha! holy shit!!! this dude was one of the supposed "reps", who messaged me. Wow...

Already deleted the msgs a couple days ago, as It just seemed really weird, kinda creeped me out, they said they were getting in touch with "trendsetting and influential" pals

[too much]

What fucking company would send out boxes on the regular for internet comments? Sounds like bullshit. If any pals got shit in the past it would be for more reason then writing Alex Olson is gay or Dylan is hot.

[doomstation55]

I wouldn't say you're trendsetting or influential otaku if that makes you feel any better.

[Dong Juan]

Chad Bowers, if you're out there I will gladly keep voicing my opinion of how amazing Bledsoe, Crockett, and JJ are in exchange for flow product

+1

[360 frip]

Expand Quote

Someone has to be taking kickbacks to back those Dylan shoes.

[close]

You can't just chalk it up to them being cheap on amazon and people who post on Slap being a bunch of frilly little Jessie's that are just waiting for that chance to get into a pair of dress shoes.....

Can't believe people on here are employable enough or have so many weddings to attend to explain any interest in these fashion forward elf kickers. Someone has been bought.

[Joust Ostrich]

Industry folk are in here, despite their denial. 

They not only buy positive response, they buy silence. 

At least that is what I've heard. 

Maybe you should put together a one minute edit of you posting, without music, and send it out.  Just the bangers.   

You never know.  Could get a box.

[ginatran]

Expand Quote

Haha! I hope this is true. That would be beautiful!

Fuck! Too good...

Who was it? Hope it was Dwindle!

[close]

Meh I was going to say, but they still support a team of pros, so i dont want to give them negative press, its not the riders fault, but they could be the ones to suffer as a result of it.

It's crailtap obvs.

[spool of cord]

not much of a secret...just recently Kalis silenced the haters with those free t-shirts

[GAY]

I can't even tell you guys how many times industry reps have reached out to me for sexual favors. I've been promised beanies, weed socks, kangol hats, high-rise, LA-style pants, pants with one leg one color and the other leg another color, overalls, coupons for hair cuts, cruiser wheels, shaving cream, Destiny's Child CD's, meth, a green card...the list goes on and on. I'm convinced they're all from the same person and he's really horny and he might run a magazine that starts with "T" and ends with "HRASHER".

[the snake]

I can't even tell you guys how many times industry reps have reached out to me for sexual favors. I've been promised beanies, weed socks, kangol hats, high-rise, LA-style pants, pants with one leg one color and the other leg another color, overalls, coupons for hair cuts, cruiser wheels, shaving cream, Destiny's Child CD's, meth, a green card...the list goes on and on. I'm convinced they're all from the same person and he's really horny and he might run a magazine that starts with "T" and ends with "HRASHER".

you mean Tracer ? shit ! that would be some Keyzer Söze level !

[straight]

Expand Quote

Chad Bowers, if you're out there I will gladly keep voicing my opinion of how amazing Bledsoe, Crockett, and JJ are in exchange for flow product

[close]

+1

Lol. You don't understand +1 do you? Anyways please +1 me ASAP. I haven't received any boxes this month and I think it's because my rep is falling. Fast. Thanks bud

[GAY]

Expand Quote

Expand Quote

Chad Bowers, if you're out there I will gladly keep voicing my opinion of how amazing Bledsoe, Crockett, and JJ are in exchange for flow product

[close]

+1

[close]

Lol. You don't understand +1 do you? Anyways please +1 me ASAP. I haven't received any boxes this month and I think it's because my rep is falling. Fast. Thanks bud

+1,000,000!!!!!!

[Bill]

"Gatorade is Thirst-Aid for the deep down body thirst "

[Andrew]

Expand Quote

This is just plain wrong. Compensation for a positive opinion? Slap Pals are the tastemakers and would never stoop to something like this  that calls their credibility into question.

That's about as low as the weight of a set of the new Tensor MagLights, which at just 231 grams should be everyone's choice for light weight without sacrificing stability. Get yours today.

[close]

Fucking died laughing at this

[dillanharp]

Weiss, if you're out there... I got you.

[Spitfire4life]

Hey DLX 

[360 frip]

Expand Quote

Expand Quote

Haha! I hope this is true. That would be beautiful!

Fuck! Too good...

Who was it? Hope it was Dwindle!

[close]

Meh I was going to say, but they still support a team of pros, so i dont want to give them negative press, its not the riders fault, but they could be the ones to suffer as a result of it.

[close]

It's crailtap obvs.

Makes sense. Explains why he didn't want to take the bribe.

[shit_for_brains]

Anybody get any offers yet? I've got nothing.

[hsggreen]

OK so I've been getting boxes of All Courts and Gatos from some dude named Pierre Senergizer? He said to post pics and reviews and they'd keep coming.

I don't know if it's because they're samples or what but they smell like piss and keep falling apart.