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fulfillthedream

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Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« on: May 04, 2015, 11:18:14 PM »
lets post all the articles we can find that perpetuates the negative stereo type we have

Skateboarding is like jacking-off, it's that good- Jeremy Klein

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2015, 12:40:38 AM »

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2015, 01:33:00 AM »
I know, I know...
What is Jereme Roger's rap "career"?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2015, 08:51:40 AM »

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2015, 09:57:38 AM »
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2015, 10:27:46 AM »
Be a silly goose
Don't kick geese

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2015, 01:51:06 PM »
Can we amend this thread to include lists of skaters who have done incredibly dumb stuff? Or was already implicit in the name of the thread? Anyhow:

Alex Klein
Chris Cole
Jereme Rogers
Steve Berra

Anyone care to add to this?

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2015, 01:01:22 AM »
Can we amend this thread to include lists of skaters who have done incredibly dumb stuff? Or was already implicit in the name of the thread? Anyhow:

Alex Klein
Chris Cole
Jereme Rogers
Steve Berra

Anyone care to add to this?

Wait, what did Chris Cole do? Because I don't remember.

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2015, 06:30:44 AM »
Wait, what did Chris Cole do? Because I don't remember.

Ask Red.  ;D

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2015, 06:45:11 AM »
Throw Darrell on that list.

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2015, 06:50:05 AM »

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2015, 06:55:21 AM »
Corey Duffel.
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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2015, 08:35:08 AM »
Can we amend this thread to include lists of skaters who have done incredibly dumb stuff? Or was already implicit in the name of the thread? Anyhow:

Alex Klein
Chris Cole
Jereme Rogers
Steve Berra

Anyone care to add to this?

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2015, 10:03:10 AM »
Thanks for starting this thread @fulfillthedream

I've gone skating with a ton of different people from all over the world. Needless to say along the way you start to notice what trends can cause interactions with the general public to go well or bad.

On the negative side of things skaters who assume the general public are in tune with what direction or what obstacles they are skating need a reality check. Let's face it, people are not always aware of their surroundings and having a skateboarder scream at them to move doesn't help much. It's much better to approach the person calmly and explain what your intentions are and how you don't want to run into them. Of course this is all situational, if you have the time to handle things like this, go for it. If it's an emergency and you are going mach 5 and someone jumps in your way, that's different.

Traffic control: There is a reason why the police wear brightly covered clothes and have whistles to make loud noises to control vehicles. Getting pissed at the driver of a car for not slamming on the brakes because you smashed unexpectedly into traffic is the wrong approach.

Skating fast through pedestrian zones... slow your roll, you don't have to impress people because you can dodge other humans and make them feel uncomfortable.

In general the reaction towards getting the boot. Yea, it's a bummer but that security guard will put their job at risk if they don't at least make an attempt to inform you of the property rules. Of course some security guards overstep their boundaries and take their jobs too seriously but there are ways to diffuse the situation. Kill em with kindness. Talking shit on them because they have taken a shitty job to put food on the table / pay rent, come on now.

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2015, 11:03:54 AM »
SKate etiquette right there, more skaters should take heed of your post.
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2015, 12:39:37 PM »
I was gonna say Tracer being a dedicated message board troll is pretty stupid but then I remembered he doesn't actually skate he just plays roller hockey  ???

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2015, 03:56:14 PM »
I miss Popwar. Or maybe I just miss my teenage years that are associated with those Drop Tech boards


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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2015, 04:58:10 PM »
ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2015, 07:11:04 PM »
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2015, 07:13:22 PM »
these fuckin kids

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2015, 10:38:58 AM »
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Can we amend this thread to include lists of skaters who have done incredibly dumb stuff? Or was already implicit in the name of the thread? Anyhow:

Alex Klein
Chris Cole
Jereme Rogers
Steve Berra

Anyone care to add to this?
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Wait, what did Chris Cole do? Because I don't remember.



Omit Apparel, that stupid fucking documentary, and his goofy-ass giant sweaters during the enjoi era. But mostly Omit.

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2015, 12:48:37 PM »
those last two videos are awful. especially those kids at walmart. 

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2015, 02:39:50 PM »
Always wondered how Machnau, a seemingly normal/nice dude was down with Red Dragons...

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2015, 03:35:31 PM »
these fuckin kids

Pretty shit head thing to do, but I found that hilarious.

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2015, 03:42:40 PM »
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these fuckin kids

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Pretty shit head thing to do, but I found that hilarious.

same here...its not like they were smashing TV's, pouring drinks all over clothes, or anything Jack Ass'ish....even some of the employees were laughing

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« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2015, 03:56:07 PM »
half of ic2 could be in this thread.

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« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2015, 12:08:06 AM »


This fucking movie…fuck.  I did a project in my photography class focusing on shadow and movement in my local bowl and my professor was bummed out that skating wasn't like this movie.  She wanted this gritty urban counter culture where we were all just fighting, fucking, and drinking like in "Kids."  I told her like 99% of the time skaters are just shooting the shit and skating maybe having some beers, but nothing like this movie. 

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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2015, 08:51:29 AM »
I miss Popwar. Or maybe I just miss my teenage years that are associated with those Drop Tech boards


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Re: Skaters doing dumb shit ....
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2015, 01:11:05 PM »
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these fuckin kids

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Pretty shit head thing to do, but I found that hilarious.
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same here...its not like they were smashing TV's, pouring drinks all over clothes, or anything Jack Ass'ish....even some of the employees were laughing
No fuck those kids. All they did was knock a bunch of stuff over, pretending they were accidentally running into it. It wasn't funny at all and just of those employees working minimum wage having to clean all that shit up afterwards.