Author Topic: KOTR episodes (Read 86652 times)

colt cannon lunchbox · « **Reply #330 on:** July 17, 2017, 02:38:59 AM »

Is it safe to say Lizard King = ugliest pro of all time?

Big Baby Jesus · « **Reply #331 on:** July 17, 2017, 05:32:08 AM »

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Like its mentioned every episode, Fucking Jackson Pilz man!!!!!!! dude is soo fucking sick. He really makes me want to go buy some sk8 hi's too.
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I hate Enjoi graphics, but I've always loved their teams. It's such a conundrum! Louie is just a quality human being, and Jackson and Enzo rip.

In the same spot as both you. This has made me fall deeper in love with enjoi. Might saw me to buy a board, especially if a Pliz pro model drops soon. That feeble was insane! Even my girl was impressed and stopped what she was doing to watch. She hates kotr because creature are "jocks" and Andy Roy is repulsive.

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #332 on:** July 17, 2017, 05:46:43 AM »

foy and pilz are both so sick

caveman feeble and I don't even like body varials but he made that look crazy both tricks were insane

and pilz coming out of that feebs going mach 10. best episode so far

sharkin · « **Reply #333 on:** July 17, 2017, 10:32:36 AM »

which reminds me.. body varial or sex change?

I swear when I started learning skate trick names, sex change was a kickflip body varial but now everyone's calling straight body varials sex changes.

when did this happen?

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #334 on:** July 17, 2017, 12:41:18 PM »

Quote from: sharkin on July 17, 2017, 10:32:36 AM

which reminds me.. body varial or sex change?

I swear when I started learning skate trick names, sex change was a kickflip body varial but now everyone's calling straight body varials sex changes.

when did this happen?

When its in the streets I guess it's a sex change,at least thats what a kid told me,call it what you want.

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #335 on:** July 20, 2017, 09:01:29 PM »

within the first commercial break

- make girls eat worms
- make girl skate in a dress
- do a trick over a girl twerking
- make out with that girl

we've come so far

Good unintentional timing having a Tyler cameo right when his album drops.

also, andy mac is sponsored by patagonia? He's doing it right

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #336 on:** July 20, 2017, 10:52:27 PM »

Quote from: Atiba Applebum on July 20, 2017, 09:01:29 PM

within the first commercial break

- make girls eat worms
- make girl skate in a dress
- do a trick over a girl twerking
- make out with that girl

we've come so far

Good unintentional timing having a Tyler cameo right when his album drops.

also, andy mac is sponsored by patagonia? He's doing it right

The whole Andy Mac challenge was great, Creature suffered and hated it, I hadn't seen anyone barf over milk and cookies in years!
The girl's are ripping too despite eating worms and whatnot.

Bumpovertrash · « **Reply #337 on:** July 20, 2017, 11:12:06 PM »

Gravette is the fucking best

Mr. Fink · « **Reply #338 on:** July 20, 2017, 11:27:11 PM »

Gravette is so annoying.

friendly dave · « **Reply #339 on:** July 20, 2017, 11:42:50 PM »

Maybe it's just me but, it seems like the first thing you would do on king of the road is give the book a good once over. Seeing the creature dudes freak out at the Andy Mac challenge was pretty hilarious. The next episode with Muska looks like it could be pretty good.

Made In China · « **Reply #340 on:** July 21, 2017, 01:53:35 AM »

Holy shit I thought Foy was weak as hell for puking after eating quac but watching half the Creature team puke after eating milk and cookies was something else...

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #341 on:** July 21, 2017, 02:52:19 AM »

I just realized Atiba might be on KOTR next year. I hope they do a "don't name drop for 24 hours" challenge

With Lacey's shortys shirt, I wonder if they already have done the muska challenege but had to chop up the timeline to fit. Lacey would be a great fit on Deathwish, but it's there's that thing where Girl skaters don't need to be legitimized just because they're on a boys company, so its cool that they're doing their own companies

Also, bummed to see Lizards daughter (suprised her name want Passion Laced Plumb, she'd probably get set up with Fruitopia for life) has his nose

Silky Johnson · « **Reply #342 on:** July 21, 2017, 06:38:24 AM »

Jesus Christ Gravette lost his shit at that obstacle course.

mattchew · « **Reply #343 on:** July 21, 2017, 08:19:42 AM »

Milk and cookies?
I'm just wondering when Creature will actually have to do something difficult rather than get pampered by guests with beer, meat, and snacks.

Lacey's nose manny nollie inward was ridiculously good.

UL8 · « **Reply #344 on:** July 21, 2017, 08:59:19 AM »

I'm confused about the milk and cookies thing too. I was watching the episode after dinner and I really wanted one of those cookies, but these dudes are just puking them up (of course Nora handles it like a boss)?

Really, the only situation I can think of where I would actually puke up a cookie would be if I were extremely hungover, so maybe that was the case.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #345 on:** July 21, 2017, 09:22:03 AM »

Quote from: UL8 on July 21, 2017, 08:59:19 AM

I'm confused about the milk and cookies thing too. I was watching the episode after dinner and I really wanted one of those cookies, but these dudes are just puking them up (of course Nora handles it like a boss)?

Really, the only situation I can think of where I would actually puke up a cookie would be if I were extremely hungover, so maybe that was the case.

I think they said they had a big breakfast haha but puking a cookie cmon!

MintySandwhich · « **Reply #346 on:** July 21, 2017, 09:23:20 AM »

Thrasher brainstorming session:
"Yo, let's make the creature team eat milk and cookies!"
"Yoooo!!! That's fucked up dude! I don't know"

Nora can do no wrong

childhood · « **Reply #347 on:** July 21, 2017, 09:26:19 AM »

Andy Mac clearly dosed those fucking cookies.

That course looks super fun though.

They didn't have to break his trophy.

Samaria seems cool as fuck too.

childhood · « **Reply #348 on:** July 21, 2017, 09:34:25 AM »

Also

Quote from: Atiba Applebum on July 20, 2017, 09:01:29 PM

within the first commercial break

- make girls eat worms
- make girl skate in a dress
- do a trick over a girl twerking
- make out with that girl

we've come so far

also, andy mac is sponsored by patagonia? He's doing it right

Yeah good call on most of that.

Enjoi at least does most of those kinds of challenges in a cool/mildly subversive way though.

I like the Lizard/Lacy duo a lot too.

And I'm more jealous of Mac's "Movie-Tickets.com" sponsorship.

BacksideWallride · « **Reply #349 on:** July 21, 2017, 09:43:19 AM »

Creature is getting preferential challenges for sure. Burnett straight up said "We thought this would be fun" about Andy Mac

Also, eat a worm, down it WITH SOME REDBULL

childhood · « **Reply #350 on:** July 21, 2017, 09:49:32 AM »

I feel like some of the younger dudes watching these episodes, seeing Nora hold a beer funnel into a guy's ass while another nude man skates above him, may develop some extremely specific fetishes later in life, like when I first saw the communal shower scene in "Starship Troopers".

UL8 · « **Reply #351 on:** July 21, 2017, 10:01:59 AM »

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I'm confused about the milk and cookies thing too. I was watching the episode after dinner and I really wanted one of those cookies, but these dudes are just puking them up (of course Nora handles it like a boss)?

Really, the only situation I can think of where I would actually puke up a cookie would be if I were extremely hungover, so maybe that was the case.
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I think they said they had a big breakfast haha but puking a cookie cmon!

Yeah. That's a good point and I remember them bringing that up, but it's not a solid excuse for me. A cookie after a large breakfast is a TREAT, not a punishment. I can understand having a bit of trouble getting it down towards the end, but you're right, puking it up seems a bit melodramatic.

RCB3 · « **Reply #352 on:** July 21, 2017, 10:29:13 AM »

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Gravette is the fucking ~~best~~ worst.

heckler · « **Reply #353 on:** July 21, 2017, 10:51:07 AM »

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~~Gravette~~ CHRIS RUSSELL is the fucking ~~best~~ worst.
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Though Gravette might not be far behind.

Hairy Ballsagna · « **Reply #354 on:** July 21, 2017, 12:35:21 PM »

Awesome Beagle vignette. I rewinded that part 3 times.

pointandclick · « **Reply #355 on:** July 21, 2017, 01:25:45 PM »

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~~Gravette~~ CHRIS RUSSELL is the fucking ~~best~~ worst.
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Though Gravette might not be far behind.

chris russell is a douche jock.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #356 on:** July 21, 2017, 01:33:29 PM »

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Awesome Beagle vignette. I rewinded that part 3 times.

Anything Beagle is usually awesome

RoaryMcTwang · « **Reply #357 on:** July 21, 2017, 02:35:34 PM »

Beagle is the best there is.

Creature meltdown was hysterical.

tura · « **Reply #358 on:** July 21, 2017, 04:45:23 PM »

Nora's a girl i'd like to treat well, like take her jacket and open doors and shit for her

planman · « **Reply #359 on:** July 21, 2017, 04:49:28 PM »

Seeing Gravette propose was so wholesome

Author Topic: KOTR episodes (Read 86652 times)

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