Author Topic: Skateboarding conspiracies thread (Read 175276 times)

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #270 on:** July 18, 2018, 11:59:25 AM »

Quote from: HangtenNoseblunt on July 18, 2018, 11:50:36 AM

ribsman had jfk removed so he could suck marilyn mansons dick

This is a fact.

Diocletian · « **Reply #271 on:** July 26, 2018, 01:31:29 PM »

Grosso and Six Stair come out with a longboarding is cool Love Letters, while Indy simultaneously releases a RKP longboard truck.

smellsdead · « **Reply #272 on:** July 26, 2018, 02:21:18 PM »

3 hollywood skateboarding movies preppin yo ass for the olympics

wknd completely ripped off that fingerboard video from some canadians, eh?

jakeumms · « **Reply #273 on:** July 26, 2018, 05:32:13 PM »

Quote from: smellsdead on July 26, 2018, 02:21:18 PM

3 hollywood skateboarding movies preppin yo ass for the olympics

Seems legit

I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time · « **Reply #274 on:** July 26, 2018, 06:11:27 PM »

Quote from: Diocletian on July 26, 2018, 01:31:29 PM

Grosso and Six Stair come out with a longboarding is cool Love Letters, while Indy simultaneously releases a RKP longboard truck.

i didn't believe it when alex jones predicted this but it's coming to pass. skating and wrongboarding will be forced back together like north and south korea.

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #275 on:** July 26, 2018, 06:15:03 PM »

Quote from: Diocletian on July 26, 2018, 01:31:29 PM

Grosso and Six Stair come out with a longboarding is cool Love Letters, while Indy simultaneously releases a RKP longboard truck.

belee dat!

Nanda Zinger · « **Reply #276 on:** July 26, 2018, 08:39:45 PM »

The '98 Real Summer tour van. Paging all longtime Slap Pals.

jakeumms · « **Reply #277 on:** July 26, 2018, 09:21:42 PM »

Quote from: Nanda Zinger on July 26, 2018, 08:39:45 PM

The '98 Real Summer tour van. Paging all longtime Slap Pals.

What's that about?

planman · « **Reply #278 on:** July 27, 2018, 12:31:12 AM »

GX1000 is actually a front by Spitfire to make people skate fast and do powerslides so they wear out their wheels faster

John Florence · « **Reply #279 on:** July 27, 2018, 01:56:00 AM »

The wheel is flat

SodaJerk · « **Reply #280 on:** July 27, 2018, 02:36:19 AM »

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Anyone ever heard about Cory Kennedy being related to Jfk ?
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You're thinking of Terry Kennedy.

Terry Kennedy is John F Kennedy, PARLIAMENT, LET'S GO!

HangtenNoseblunt · « **Reply #281 on:** July 27, 2018, 04:49:22 AM »

pro skaters who suck go on international trips to oversee massive drug deals

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #282 on:** August 11, 2018, 04:28:33 PM »

hmmm I saw the new skateline and I saw grant taylor doing the trick panning to a black skater givin the thumbs up.

notcool · « **Reply #283 on:** August 11, 2018, 04:38:37 PM »

Quote from: TheLowerBack on July 18, 2018, 09:33:14 AM

Can someone go into who's all been black balled from Thrasher and why? I know Danny G's story, but not anyone else's.

wasn't danny gonzalezs story was that he thought he was better than everyone else and demanded a huge paycheck? i know there is a 3rd person banned anyone know who?

Fifty8mm · « **Reply #284 on:** August 11, 2018, 11:29:46 PM »

Frank Hirata was banned from Thrasher for making shitty parks. On his Chrome Ball Incident interview he gave his side of the story. Sucks he got that bad rep over something that was out of his hands.

TheLowerBack · « **Reply #285 on:** August 12, 2018, 12:25:28 AM »

Something along the lines of- Thrasher used his likeness for their video game. They didn't give him royalties and he sued. I also remember reading somewhere that he thought he should be known as "The Gonz" because Mark was irrelevant. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Then there's Frank Hirata, Choppy Omega, Benji Galloway, Tony Farmer, Who else?

Quote from: notcool on August 11, 2018, 04:38:37 PM

Quote from: TheLowerBack on July 18, 2018, 09:33:14 AM
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Can someone go into who's all been black balled from Thrasher and why? I know Danny G's story, but not anyone else's.
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wasn't danny gonzalezs story was that he thought he was better than everyone else and demanded a huge paycheck? i know there is a 3rd person banned anyone know who?

JosephSmith · « **Reply #286 on:** August 12, 2018, 01:01:11 AM »

The powers that be have purposely made street skating the most popular type of skating while simultaneously investing in the prison industrial complex. They make money off of skate fines like vampires on the carcass of gnar.

lampshade · « **Reply #287 on:** August 12, 2018, 03:07:20 AM »

Quote from: Fifty8mm on August 11, 2018, 11:29:46 PM

Frank Hirata was banned from Thrasher for making shitty parks. On his Chrome Ball Incident interview he gave his side of the story. Sucks he got that bad rep over something that was out of his hands.

That company Frank worked with made a super shitty park in my town. The county paid a lot for it and it totally sucks.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #288 on:** August 12, 2018, 08:07:08 AM »

Quote from: lampshade on August 12, 2018, 03:07:20 AM

Quote from: Fifty8mm on August 11, 2018, 11:29:46 PM
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Frank Hirata was banned from Thrasher for making shitty parks. On his Chrome Ball Incident interview he gave his side of the story. Sucks he got that bad rep over something that was out of his hands.
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That company Frank worked with made a super shitty park in my town. The county paid a lot for it and it totally sucks.

Same here,he spoke at the meetings and "helped" with the design/layout of the park. I was pissed,but laughing when that shithole park opened. At the meeting he was telling some kid that his design wouldn't work,because parks need flow...lo and behold that park does not flow. Go figure.

Second date · « **Reply #289 on:** August 12, 2018, 08:52:27 AM »

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Terry Kennedy got Marilyn Manson's dick removed so Jeremy Klein could watch Cory Kennedy suck JFK's dick

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #290 on:** August 12, 2018, 09:35:25 AM »

Jeremy Klein sucked his own dick

I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time · « **Reply #291 on:** August 12, 2018, 02:16:47 PM »

Quote from: doublesteveburger on August 12, 2018, 09:35:25 AM

Jeremy Klein sucked his own dick

'suck my own dick? why would i want to be stuck in that gay position?' -- jeremy klein

Dong Juan · « **Reply #292 on:** August 12, 2018, 03:01:51 PM »

Quote from: TheLowerBack on August 12, 2018, 12:25:28 AM

Something along the lines of- Thrasher used his likeness for their video game. They didn't give him royalties and he sued. I also remember reading somewhere that he thought he should be known as "The Gonz" because Mark was irrelevant. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Then there's Frank Hirata, Choppy Omega, Benji Galloway, Tony Farmer, Who else?
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Quote from: TheLowerBack on July 18, 2018, 09:33:14 AM
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Can someone go into who's all been black balled from Thrasher and why? I know Danny G's story, but not anyone else's.
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wasn't danny gonzalezs story was that he thought he was better than everyone else and demanded a huge paycheck? i know there is a 3rd person banned anyone know who?
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Billy Pepper because he tried to kick Jake's ass in the Thrasher office...Jake literally ran away from him.

paraquat · « **Reply #293 on:** August 12, 2018, 03:47:52 PM »

Quote from: jakeumms on July 26, 2018, 09:21:42 PM

Quote from: Nanda Zinger on July 26, 2018, 08:39:45 PM
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The '98 Real Summer tour van. Paging all longtime Slap Pals.
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What's that about?

does it have to do with julien yelling a homophobic slur at someone?

botefdunn · « **Reply #294 on:** August 12, 2018, 05:23:23 PM »

Quote from: notcool on August 11, 2018, 04:38:37 PM

wasn't danny gonzalezs story was that he thought he was better than everyone else and demanded a huge paycheck? i know there is a 3rd person banned anyone know who?

The 3rd person was the tense in which danny referred to danny, so I heard at the time.

BISCUITS AND GRAVY · « **Reply #295 on:** August 12, 2018, 07:15:05 PM »

Silky Johnson is actually Caswell Berry.

Silky Johnson · « **Reply #296 on:** August 12, 2018, 11:53:28 PM »

Quote from: BISCUITS AND GRAVY on August 12, 2018, 07:15:05 PM

Silky Johnson is actually Caswell Berry.

os89 · « **Reply #297 on:** September 26, 2018, 06:22:46 PM »

This thread is good, let's get it going again.

Jamie Foy ain't fat, he just has big bones and wears baggy tees. Conspiracy!

Dong Hanglo · « **Reply #298 on:** September 27, 2018, 01:33:48 AM »

hard flip and impossible are just clever names to keep them in the right hands of stylish mother bitches.

DISTANT RUMOURS · « **Reply #299 on:** September 27, 2018, 03:49:27 AM »

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Klein had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.
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I thought that rumor was about was Marilyn Mason?

Danny Way had extra ribs implanted to prevent himself from sucking his own dick.

Author Topic: Skateboarding conspiracies thread (Read 175276 times)

shit_for_brains

Diocletian

John Florence

notcool

doublesteveburger