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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #780 on: May 04, 2020, 10:10:15 PM »
The big four truck companies came to an agreement, conspiring to put Bones out of business by all agreeing to make their stock bushings higher quality so people stop buying bones bushings.

Think about skating any Venture, Thunder, Indy, or Ace you’ve skated stock 12 years ago vs stock bushings in any of the above now.  Clearly noticeable difference.

Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.

Bones wheels definitely aren’t shit and neither are their bearings

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #781 on: May 05, 2020, 02:26:10 AM »
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The big four truck companies came to an agreement, conspiring to put Bones out of business by all agreeing to make their stock bushings higher quality so people stop buying bones bushings.

Think about skating any Venture, Thunder, Indy, or Ace you’ve skated stock 12 years ago vs stock bushings in any of the above now.  Clearly noticeable difference.

Also think about how Bones just put out “white” wheels to copy that yellow formula four color because nobody is buying their shitty wheels.

Bearings are terrible too.

Bones soon to be of existence.
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Bones wheels definitely aren’t shit and neither are their bearings

The only brands I’m loyal to - Bones STF and bushings on a pair of Thunder 149 or 147
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #782 on: May 05, 2020, 10:04:33 AM »
I wish that little plastic ring wasn't on Bones bushing.

I also wish finger boards and kcups didn't exist.


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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #783 on: May 05, 2020, 10:09:38 AM »
I wish that little plastic ring wasn't on Bones bushing.

I also wish finger boards and kcups didn't exist.

What about handboards tho? Do those get a pass?

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #784 on: May 05, 2020, 11:48:58 AM »
Braille Skateboarding is a manufactured front to lure children in to the minor sex trade and child prostitution ring. 

They produce content specifically to appeal to young kids who are just getting into skating.  Through skating with kids at skateparks/meetups they lure children with their appeal and kidnap them to be sold.

Aaron Kyro being a Scientologist is just a front.  He’s the puppet ring leader to take the fall in case this is found out.

Braille has not so distant ties to Epstein and his ring, some believe he was the one who hatched this idea.

That dude who got caught dating a minor was not even the tip of the iceberg.

It’s terrible and Braille needs to be destroyed.  They all deserve to burn in hell for their crimes.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #785 on: May 05, 2020, 04:49:10 PM »
Braille Skateboarding is a manufactured front to lure children in to the minor sex trade and child prostitution ring. 

They produce content specifically to appeal to young kids who are just getting into skating.  Through skating with kids at skateparks/meetups they lure children with their appeal and kidnap them to be sold.

Aaron Kyro being a Scientologist is just a front.  He’s the puppet ring leader to take the fall in case this is found out.

Braille has not so distant ties to Epstein and his ring, some believe he was the one who hatched this idea.

That dude who got caught dating a minor was not even the tip of the iceberg.

It’s terrible and Braille needs to be destroyed.  They all deserve to burn in hell for their crimes.



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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #786 on: May 05, 2020, 04:51:21 PM »
Braille Skateboarding is a manufactured front to lure children in to the minor sex trade and child prostitution ring. 

They produce content specifically to appeal to young kids who are just getting into skating.  Through skating with kids at skateparks/meetups they lure children with their appeal and kidnap them to be sold.

Aaron Kyro being a Scientologist is just a front.  He’s the puppet ring leader to take the fall in case this is found out.

Braille has not so distant ties to Epstein and his ring, some believe he was the one who hatched this idea.

That dude who got caught dating a minor was not even the tip of the iceberg.

It’s terrible and Braille needs to be destroyed.  They all deserve to burn in hell for their crimes.

Seems legit.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #787 on: May 06, 2020, 02:15:13 AM »
Braille Skateboarding is a manufactured front to lure children in to the minor sex trade and child prostitution ring. 

They produce content specifically to appeal to young kids who are just getting into skating.  Through skating with kids at skateparks/meetups they lure children with their appeal and kidnap them to be sold.

Aaron Kyro being a Scientologist is just a front.  He’s the puppet ring leader to take the fall in case this is found out.

Braille has not so distant ties to Epstein and his ring, some believe he was the one who hatched this idea.

That dude who got caught dating a minor was not even the tip of the iceberg.

It’s terrible and Braille needs to be destroyed.  They all deserve to burn in hell for their crimes.

I can actually believe this. this shit is not uncommon. there's something very very "off" bout braille, it's not just cringe buy actually makes me feel un easy somehow.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #788 on: May 06, 2020, 02:27:24 AM »
I've watched very little of Aaron Kyro and Braille but the one video I saw he was going through 4 different setups and was able to 360 flip on all of them. Nothing about him in particular came across to me as creepy. Braille in general has a weird vibe I think though.
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #789 on: May 06, 2020, 02:29:41 AM »
damn 4 tres on 4 boards. so sick dude.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #790 on: May 06, 2020, 03:01:48 AM »
the point is he showed the kids your setup is irrelevant
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #791 on: May 06, 2020, 03:45:34 AM »
the point is he showed the kids your setup is irrelevant
Sounds like something Aaron Kyro would say.

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #792 on: May 06, 2020, 07:48:43 AM »
I've watched very little of Aaron Kyro and Braille but the one video I saw he was going through 4 different setups and was able to 360 flip on all of them. Nothing about him in particular came across to me as creepy. Braille in general has a weird vibe I think though.

how much is braille paying you to go on slap and defend them?

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #793 on: May 06, 2020, 12:55:42 PM »
Bobby Puleo is Dan Plunketts father.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #794 on: May 07, 2020, 01:06:03 AM »
fuck ive just relised my brain has been shipping Braille and Revive as the same shit.

which they kind of are i guess..


*EDIT* - wait, Are they the same company? im confused now.

*EDIT EDIT* never mind, i dont actually care
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #795 on: May 07, 2020, 01:27:02 AM »
girl/chocolate : crail :: braille/revive : scientology

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« Reply #796 on: June 17, 2020, 01:54:28 PM »
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #797 on: June 17, 2020, 02:01:39 PM »
it sucks because i have a Madness deck, too.

Madness uses a lot of Wikileak confirmed pedo symbolism.

https://wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols

Madness also frequently rips off classic paintings like Cronos eating his children, which is also a theme these pedos are down with.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #798 on: June 17, 2020, 02:47:02 PM »
have people gas you up after you drop 7x7 yet not be mentioned https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=111494.0

be soty yet not be mentioned in https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=111494.0

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #799 on: June 17, 2020, 02:50:21 PM »
rhino actually lives in a condo and his hoa fees cover lawn maintenance

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #800 on: July 31, 2020, 11:12:43 AM »
The JT in JT Aultz's name stands for Jamie Thomas. He was going to go by the name Jamie Thomas Aultz, until the Jamie Thomas from Zero threatened Jim Thebaud with a lawsuit for name infringement.

So Jamie Thomas Aultz had to shorten his name to JT Aultz.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #801 on: July 31, 2020, 12:33:26 PM »
the lakai symbol is just the nike swoosh with a little extra flare and not enough awareness

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #802 on: August 01, 2020, 12:44:22 AM »
The JT in JT Aultz's name stands for Jamie Thomas. He was going to go by the name Jamie Thomas Aultz, until the Jamie Thomas from Zero threatened Jim Thebaud with a lawsuit for name infringement.

So Jamie Thomas Aultz had to shorten his name to JT Aultz.

He then changed his name to Jim Thebaud Aultz
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #803 on: August 01, 2020, 04:12:29 AM »
Skateboarding is a welcoming culture for outsiders.
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #804 on: August 01, 2020, 04:15:34 AM »
Nike is about to purchase adidas for 2.6 billion dollars
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #805 on: August 01, 2020, 12:52:21 PM »
Nike is about to purchase adidas for 2.6 billion dollars

damnnn they really be low balling them like that

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #806 on: August 01, 2020, 01:02:05 PM »
if that's a conspiracy then it's evidence that conspiracy theorists are dumb as fuck.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #807 on: August 02, 2020, 05:17:16 AM »
Skateboarding is a welcoming culture for outsiders.
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #808 on: August 02, 2020, 07:04:43 AM »
Not explicitly a skateboarding conspiracy but a skateboarding adjacent conspiracy.

Some of the supreme re-sellers are dummy accounts head up by supreme employees to sell their merch at resale value instead of store price.
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #809 on: August 02, 2020, 02:55:14 PM »
Zach Allen orchestrated the Figgy allegations to get back at Emerica for letting him go.
Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.