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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7950 on: November 20, 2018, 05:50:01 AM »
Heroin was kinda booty to me. I just wonder why heroin users are always so sad, were you guys sad before starting?

 Pycho analisis seems to try to dictate that all heroin addicts become addicted because they have a certain type of problem before the addiction and their filling some unique kind of void but thats like saying heroin only feels good for a limited segment of society.  Heroin feels good no matter who the fuck you are.  Its just if your dumb enough to try it once or 3 times. -Its physically addictive to humans period.
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« Reply #7951 on: November 20, 2018, 01:12:02 PM »
Duh opiates are addictive. I'm saying most heroin people fall into the sad person category, I don't really understand it. Heroin and meth are in the same category for me, the effects suck comparative to how deep the shit seeps into your body. I just wonder why its romanticized n shit.

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« Reply #7952 on: November 21, 2018, 08:27:45 AM »
Life's getting pretty boring, I pray for war everyday lol. Gonna just do drugs again.

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« Reply #7953 on: November 24, 2018, 08:47:52 AM »
I started skating when I was 12 and skated up until my early 30's. Managed a local skate shop for a few years in the late 90's and was actually really good.

My 12 year old son discovered skating at the end of 2017 and got his first board last Christmas. Being something that we could do together, I picked one up for myself even though I hadn't skated since he was a baby. Took him to the local skatepark after Christmas and the place was packed out. I went to drop in on one of the 4ft concrete quarters and busted my fucking ass, BAD. Said fuck this and went and sat down, lol.
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« Reply #7954 on: November 24, 2018, 10:31:55 AM »
I started skating when I was 12 and skated up until my early 30's. Managed a local skate shop for a few years in the late 90's and was actually really good.

My 12 year old son discovered skating at the end of 2017 and got his first board last Christmas. Being something that we could do together, I picked one up for myself even though I hadn't skated since he was a baby. Took him to the local skatepark after Christmas and the place was packed out. I went to drop in on one of the 4ft concrete quarters and busted my fucking ass, BAD. Said fuck this and went and sat down, lol.

Does your son still skate?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7955 on: November 24, 2018, 10:54:27 AM »

Does your son still skate?

He does. He's still in that learning phase though as it's been less than a year since he got his board. I get out there and cruise around with him at the park but only do simple stuff I know I can still do. Makes the dropping in fiasco sting that much more, lol.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7956 on: November 24, 2018, 09:20:10 PM »
I pulled my dick pretty hard to this. Not my proudest moment.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5be20fddd00b4

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7957 on: November 25, 2018, 05:24:40 PM »
I pulled my dick pretty hard to this. Not my proudest moment.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5be20fddd00b4

If that's bad, then I've got a lot to be ashamed of.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7958 on: November 25, 2018, 07:40:59 PM »
Watching that took me way back to some of the first porns I watched

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7959 on: November 27, 2018, 03:54:01 AM »
Good porn.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7960 on: December 01, 2018, 05:18:42 PM »
I can’t do regular kickflips and don’t care anymore.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7961 on: December 03, 2018, 07:56:03 AM »
My coworker who just moved half way across the world to work with us and claims to have been skating his whole life asked me to lend him a skateboard to get to and from work. That day we were talking and I mentioned something about Lance Mountain to which he said "who's that?".

When he asked again at the end of the day if he could borrow a skateboard I told him I needed them all and I don't like to lend out skateboards. I have 4 full completes currently and probably enough in parts to build 2 more.

Who's Lance Mountain? Sorry, you get no skateboard from me.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7962 on: December 03, 2018, 08:01:18 AM »
I don't know, dude... I don't know who any of those Youlosers are, so it could be a generation thing.

But no, we don't lend boards over here.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7963 on: December 03, 2018, 08:15:37 AM »
Mountain on Remive confirmed

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7964 on: December 04, 2018, 06:13:57 AM »
i've skated maybe ten times this year because it's become significantly less rewarding both physically and mentally for me, and i don't feel bad about it. skateboarding was a central part of my identity for almost 20 years, so it's weird to feel as apathetic as i have been about it.

however, watching the gx video makes me want to go skate again. that, and the fact that i don't want to get fat

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7965 on: December 05, 2018, 09:04:30 AM »
i have zipped my dick up in my zipper three times thusfar in life
im 31 so thats like once a decade

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7966 on: December 05, 2018, 04:55:50 PM »
I lost it at my fam last night - my work has been fucking me over for the last month or so and adding lots of extra stress to my life at the moment (still haven't been paid for Nov.), I guess it had been constantly building up and last night at dinner I just flipped out. It sucks, I'm usually not an angry dude and don't want to fight with my son/ wife and I feel like an arsehole. I smoothed it over with them before bed but it was 100% my fault and totally didn't need to happen .... :(

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7967 on: December 10, 2018, 01:18:03 PM »
I posted a hypothetical question in the Tyshawn Jones SOTY thread and accidentally used the word “classy”. I didn’t realize how seriously people took the meaning of that word and I regret posting said hypothetical question... Then later defending it with some strange correlation of a du rag being as classy as my work hat because I had a couple beers.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7968 on: December 11, 2018, 06:49:01 AM »
i have zipped my dick up in my zipper three times thusfar in life
im 31 so thats like once a decade

you started zipping at the age of 0?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7969 on: December 11, 2018, 07:00:32 AM »
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i have zipped my dick up in my zipper three times thusfar in life
im 31 so thats like once a decade
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you started zipping at the age of 0?
On average

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7970 on: December 11, 2018, 07:12:06 AM »
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i have zipped my dick up in my zipper three times thusfar in life
im 31 so thats like once a decade
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you started zipping at the age of 0?
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On average

yea but i feel like you shouldn't include non-zippings years in that average, so say he started zipping at 4 (idk?) then average 'd be 9. then when you turn 90 that 1 extra zip-up accident might kill you so...
then again, do you see yourself zipping up at 90, or even alive?
maybe nobody zips-up in like ten years when elon musk invented auto-zip ups, which would probably only increase the amount of stuck-in-zipper-dick and who would be to blame?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7971 on: December 11, 2018, 09:07:13 AM »
Its actually kind of dope hearing how people quit riding skate companies.  It's helped me quit jobs for better opportunities, and I even use some of the same shit I heard on 9-Club.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7972 on: December 11, 2018, 12:33:03 PM »
i dishwash to pay for school and Dustin henry's bunt interview was my inspiration
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7973 on: December 12, 2018, 02:48:49 AM »
I often miss working in kitchens, sure the hours sucked and the longer you chef the bigger an arsehole you become but I miss my "standing all day" leg muscle pop.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7974 on: December 15, 2018, 07:02:05 AM »
I often miss working in kitchens, sure the hours sucked and the longer you chef the bigger an arsehole you become but I miss my "standing all day" leg muscle pop.
  You can get a 'standing' desk if ur work will allow you.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7975 on: December 15, 2018, 06:46:18 PM »
I posted a hypothetical question in the Tyshawn Jones SOTY thread and accidentally used the word “classy”. I didn’t realize how seriously people took the meaning of that word and I regret posting said hypothetical question... Then later defending it with some strange correlation of a du rag being as classy as my work hat because I had a couple beers.

ha ha ,oh well there’s a lot of anger on that topic . class was a trigger word for sure . good for you for making them even angrier people are hyper sensitive about him whether they like him or hate him . not really sure when the big deal is either way . soty has no bearing on my life of skating so it’s whatever for me .

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7976 on: December 17, 2018, 11:17:06 AM »
I skated the nose for over a decade.  no remorse

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #7977 on: December 21, 2018, 03:47:37 PM »
When DVS rebooted last time, I commented on one of their posts. It was something along the lines of, “Does anyone even ride for your shitty company?”

Some old man did and he said that his son is an am for them. It was true.

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« Reply #7978 on: December 21, 2018, 07:16:09 PM »
watching my KOTR 2012 DVD and caught myself staring at JJ making out with chicks more than the actual chick being kissed

it's chill though

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« Reply #7979 on: December 21, 2018, 08:26:08 PM »
watching my KOTR 2012 DVD and caught myself staring at JJ making out with chicks more than the actual chick being kissed

it's chill though

Hes a good looking guy. You add his unique skating to the factor and you got a deadly sexy combination. Was bummed on the lack of footage from him in that KOTR though.