My friends girlfriend was trying to steal a very nice glass from the brewery we were at. As we were walking out it fell out of her jacket, it didn't shatter but made a very loud noise. There were a lot of people by the door but they were wasted. Somehow these drunks thought someone had left the glass on the floor and she kicked it as she was walking out. "careful honey, why would anyone leave a glass on the floor by the exit" pretty hilarious at the moment.