You poor, oppressed man. How awful it is to go through life as a second-class citizen. Having to deal with such indignanties just because of your gender! Smash the matriarchy!
And maybe one day, your grandsons will experience what it’s like to go to the park without feeling judged because of their genitals. And maybe have a session of just guys! We can dream, right?
Edit- I want to apologize for the snark, OP. You didn’t seem to be complaining badly, and I don’t want to over exaggerating your position. This is pretty much a response I want to tell most dudes that get to gently feel discrimination JUST ONCE, discrimination that others have to deal with daily, and they make a big deal out of being victimized.