tinder

[Carrolls Chesthairs]

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I've been ill at bed for almost a week and I wonder how nobody madre a tv show about the new dating scene, imagine constanza,seinfeld,ktamer and elaine arguiing about their experiences on tinder or whatever dating app. If it was half funny as tobeys' stories  I'd be all over it.

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One of the new episodes for Aziz Ansari's show master of none is based on these apps. His pickup line for the app is " Hey going to whole foods, want anything"?     

Tried this recently and have since acquired a number

[Mark Renton]

Fun stuff: after a month of barely using the app I went on and did the classic everything-goes right swipe, then they asked me to review the app and I gave it one star saying like: I wish I could actually get laid *laughcryemoji*, boom 3 matches in a few minutes!
One is maybe too hot for me and will ghost me, the other two are kinda meh (but one is an aerospace eng and that is hot), but I have a very low self esteem and see the app as a 'gym' to build up social skills to then apply to 'real life' girls, so I might as well go on and see.

[20matar]

Fun stuff: after a month of barely using the app I went on and did the classic everything-goes right swipe, then they asked me to review the app and I gave it one star saying like: I wish I could actually get laid *laughcryemoji*, boom 3 matches in a few minutes!
One is maybe too hot for me and will ghost me, the other two are kinda meh (but one is an aerospace eng and that is hot), but I have a very low self esteem and see the app as a 'gym' to build up social skills to then apply to 'real life' girls, so I might as well go on and see.

Don't be intimidated by jobs or degrees. Sometimes the hardest catches are the girls who are cashiers and take online business classes (not a bad thing, just the standard), or even the ones who have nothing going for themselves.

[Mark Renton]

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Fun stuff: after a month of barely using the app I went on and did the classic everything-goes right swipe, then they asked me to review the app and I gave it one star saying like: I wish I could actually get laid *laughcryemoji*, boom 3 matches in a few minutes!
One is maybe too hot for me and will ghost me, the other two are kinda meh (but one is an aerospace eng and that is hot), but I have a very low self esteem and see the app as a 'gym' to build up social skills to then apply to 'real life' girls, so I might as well go on and see.

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Don't be intimidated by jobs or degrees. Sometimes the hardest catches are the girls who are cashiers and take online business classes (not a bad thing, just the standard), or even the ones who have nothing going for themselves.

I'm not. I'm an eng myself and it doesn't make me feel any better than any other less qualified job tbh, just makes me feel old at 25 really.
It's generally just a hint of someone as socially awkward as I am judging with my experience in my uni, which can be fun.

[iKobrakai]

Still no tinder, but 375 lbs dead lift and banging this tiny chick.

[mynameisnotjeff]

Still no tinder, but 375 lbs dead lift and banging this tiny chick.

I wanna be like you when I grow up

[tobey]

Been hanging out with that girl I been talking about, Mia Khalifas neighbor girl. Finally fucked today and I been on a dry spell for a while so this was a great day. Then we went to a Japanese/Chinese restaurant and I got a lamb chop as an appetizer and jizzed again because of how fucking good it was. Never had lamb before (very boring eater) and it felt like I got a taste of heaven in my mouth. Owner came up to us and asked me how it was because he just put it on the menu but me destroying the chop to the point it was just literally bone, he got the idea of how fucking good it was 

[doublesteveburger]

You  need a TV show Tobey. Get "OK-Cupid" to sponsor it and have the show called "Okay, Stupid", where you just take dates to Arby's.

You'd be fucking rich and you could fix your ankle and we could be blessed with your ledge footy again.

[freealexp]

Breaking 10 years of lurking silence..figured these should be shared:

[mynameisnotjeff]

Well then, is Andy aware of this or is this his kid or something?

[Fongstarr.]

I am utterly amazed Andy Roy has a thick set of hair. I would have thought his shit is all fucked up.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

There's a good chance that he'll be there? In what capacity though? I'd proceed with caution given his track record...

[wallieD]

i think i see a cold sore on her lip. andy's been there

[JB]

You  need a TV show Tobey. Get "OK-Cupid" to sponsor it and have the show called "Okay, Stupid", where you just take dates to Arby's.

You'd be fucking rich and you could fix your ankle and we could be blessed with your ledge footy again.

He's gonna need an 8 Ball jacket if hes going to Arby's.

[Dwyck]

not much of a tinder experience but a college one, but i got a booty call (of sorts) last night that was basically 'come play mario kart in my room' so i kicked it with her anda friend for like an hour only to get booted by the roommate (for a fair reason). then we wandered around campus landmarks until 4am and made out for a moment
 
i'll try again friday

i've been seeing her since  
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I've been ill at bed for almost a week and I wonder how nobody madre a tv show about the new dating scene, imagine constanza,seinfeld,ktamer and elaine arguiing about their experiences on tinder or whatever dating app. If it was half funny as tobeys' stories  I'd be all over it.

[close]

One of the new episodes for Aziz Ansari's show master of none is based on these apps. His pickup line for the app is " Hey going to whole foods, want anything"?    

[close]

Tried this recently and have since acquired a number

I'm on the okcupid subreddit sometimes and I've seen a few threads complaining about this line since the show rolled out. tread lightly, brothers

[Silky Johnson]

Ramp Tramp very chill

[expired]

Some of the green apple guys took over my tinder yesterday, from there cheesy pick up lines I've gotten offered anal, they told a girl i get nike flow for shoes and now she wants to hangout this week, also how do i embed a photo i will post the convo

[Mark Renton]

Some of the green apple guys took over my tinder yesterday, from there cheesy pick up lines I've gotten offered anal, they told a girl i get nike flow for shoes and now she wants to hangout this week, also how do i embed a photo i will post the convo

Erica Yary?

[Grind King Rims]

I am utterly amazed Andy Roy has a thick set of hair. I would have thought his shit is all fucked up.

[h00man]

So they girl I met on here a few months ago left me. I'm really bummed. She was the best. I don't think I'm gonna be able to do Tinder again for a while. Any suggestions on getting over this?

[mynameisnotjeff]

So they girl I met on here a few months ago left me. I'm really bummed. She was the best. I don't think I'm gonna be able to do Tinder again for a while. Any suggestions on getting over this?

Cry a little, drink a questionable amount, try to make the pain productive by picking up an instrument or something creative, and realize that some people are only meant for the season and move on just like she has. Sorry to hear though

[Casey Jones]

I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?

There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.

[doublesteveburger]

I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?

There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.

Post a fit, Casey!

[wallieD]

I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?

There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.

what does her bio say? maybe they're looking for a bowl skater. does the pro wear chuck taylors?

[straight]

this is slap casey .. you can't just say this shit and not post pics .. you've been here long enough

[Nora9]

grindr >>>>

[Nora9]

I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?

There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.

sl8boarders love pain most of them are prob cucks or bottoms imho

[tobey]

I found a certain pro's wife on Tinder the other day. I'm not going to name name's because I know industry people lurk here and I don't wanna tarnish anyone or ruin someone's marriage.

But, they had pictures with their husband. It was bizarre.

I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?

There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.

Different one or same one?

[doomstation55]

Is it Carroll's wife lookin for their cuck partner?

[Nora9]

sk8ers would make the best cucks "WOAH DUDE THAT WAS RAD"