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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5880 on: April 24, 2021, 10:47:04 PM »
Raybourne in the background of that last clip looking psyched.

Ric Leonetti on the mind

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5881 on: April 25, 2021, 12:54:26 AM »
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Can’t believe Berle hasn’t bike locked the Dylan rail
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...and the zoom link so we can photoshop it in and wedgie the industry just like the last time to Greg Hunt, shhhhhh
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Google maps is a bit blurry, but if you look real close, there's another lock there. It looks like he put it on the wrong side again.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5882 on: April 25, 2021, 04:07:05 AM »
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that thing is gonna be a pink blob in under 5 years
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Nyjah or the tattoo?
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That tattoo will fall apart faster than ikea furniture. portrait work looks cool for the gram only, starts to look like shit as soon as it's healed. #boldblacklinesforever
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5883 on: April 25, 2021, 05:44:43 AM »
Not sure why but David Loy makes me think of

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5884 on: April 26, 2021, 07:57:19 PM »
How long before Paul's back to praying into his hat and starts going full Felix on the 'gram?



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5885 on: April 29, 2021, 08:34:58 AM »
Not a lame post by Clyde,but definitely a lame DM from Ricky O. Dude continues to suck

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5886 on: April 29, 2021, 09:01:50 AM »
rick has the #southjerseymindset

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5887 on: April 29, 2021, 10:03:59 AM »


Here's a dose of cringe, compliments of our little mermaid Auriel.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5888 on: April 29, 2021, 10:17:19 AM »
It's crazy how the guys who would've beaten you up for carrying a skateboard a couple of decades ago are now top level pros
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5889 on: April 29, 2021, 10:28:09 AM »
Ricky Oyola displaying the permeating mental illness that most people from New Jersey display, myself included. Dude lives completely in his own head and own world.

Please everyone go check Clyde's posts, it is fucking hilarious. RickKKy Oyola is so fucking washed probably chilling with the proud boys in fish town.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5890 on: April 29, 2021, 10:30:59 AM »
Seems like Ricky Oyola just goes through life starting beef with everyone he interacts with. He's got to be up there with Mikey Taylor for most mentions in this thread.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5891 on: April 29, 2021, 10:36:09 AM »
^That the dude who backside flipped El Toro?

Seems like Ricky Oyola just goes through life starting beef with everyone he interacts with. He's got to be up there with Mikey Taylor for most mentions in this thread.
I was going to create a thread too, but didnt want to give Ricky any shine for repeated dummy behavior. Clyde speaks the truth I love it.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5892 on: April 29, 2021, 10:58:48 AM »
Not a lame post by Clyde,but definitely a lame DM from Ricky O. Dude continues to suck


That switch ollie/racial slur story is gnarly.

Ricky has kooked himself so hard so many times. Dude acts like he is the only pro who never got rich from skateboarding. I used to have some sympathy for him, but maybe it wasn't just bad luck, maybe he earned his current position?

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I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5893 on: April 29, 2021, 11:06:27 AM »
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Not a lame post by Clyde,but definitely a lame DM from Ricky O. Dude continues to suck

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That switch ollie/racial slur story is gnarly.

Ricky has kooked himself so hard so many times. Dude acts like he is the only pro who never got rich from skateboarding. I used to have some sympathy for him, but maybe it wasn't just bad luck, maybe he earned his current position?
I can see some falling into his victimized rants and pitying him...but I bet he put himself in the corner he's been at. He doesn't do himself any favors here, haha

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5894 on: April 29, 2021, 12:23:58 PM »
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Not a lame post by Clyde,but definitely a lame DM from Ricky O. Dude continues to suck

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That switch ollie/racial slur story is gnarly.

Ricky has kooked himself so hard so many times. Dude acts like he is the only pro who never got rich from skateboarding. I used to have some sympathy for him, but maybe it wasn't just bad luck, maybe he earned his current position?
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I can see some falling into his victimized rants and pitying him...but I bet he put himself in the corner he's been at. He doesn't do himself any favors here, haha

Oyola posted on this post and Singleton (rightfully) called him out pretty hard.



Quote from: ChuckRamone
I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5895 on: April 29, 2021, 12:40:58 PM »
First skate mag I picked up had an oyola interview in it. 9 year old me was not impressed with his cellar door ollies and wallrides when Appleyard was nollie flip nosesliding hubbas on the page next to it  ;D eventually I came around to that kind of skating and I’ve loved the traffic videos, but man, dude seems like an ass.



Him ah fall off building an bumboclot him legs

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5896 on: April 29, 2021, 12:44:09 PM »
It's crazy how the guys who would've beaten you up for carrying a skateboard a couple of decades ago are now top level pros

I don’t think Aurelian would be the guy beating skaters up in the 90s. He’s quite small. Prob would’ve been a gymnast or in some Richard Simmons aerobics video. Also he’s European. I feel like they had better things to fight about in the 90s, soccer especially.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5897 on: April 29, 2021, 01:09:17 PM »
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Not a lame post by Clyde,but definitely a lame DM from Ricky O. Dude continues to suck

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That switch ollie/racial slur story is gnarly.

Ricky has kooked himself so hard so many times. Dude acts like he is the only pro who never got rich from skateboarding. I used to have some sympathy for him, but maybe it wasn't just bad luck, maybe he earned his current position?
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I can see some falling into his victimized rants and pitying him...but I bet he put himself in the corner he's been at. He doesn't do himself any favors here, haha
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Oyola posted on this post and Singleton (rightfully) called him out pretty hard.

Its like all he had to do was not comment on the post.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5898 on: April 29, 2021, 01:56:51 PM »
It's crazy how the guys who would've beaten you up for carrying a skateboard a couple of decades ago are now top level pros
Did you watch Dog Town and Z Boys? Those dudes were straight meatheads. They would probably beat you up for carrying the wrong skateboard. Or surfboard, whatever

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5899 on: April 29, 2021, 02:13:26 PM »
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It's crazy how the guys who would've beaten you up for carrying a skateboard a couple of decades ago are now top level pros
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Did you watch Dog Town and Z Boys? Those dudes were straight meatheads. They would probably beat you up for carrying the wrong skateboard. Or surfboard, whatever

That’s a totally different era than the one the OP is describing. Speaking personally, it would be hard to have had a bigger target on your back than to skate in the Midwest during the 80s and early 90s.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5900 on: April 29, 2021, 02:55:31 PM »
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Not a lame post by Clyde,but definitely a lame DM from Ricky O. Dude continues to suck

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That switch ollie/racial slur story is gnarly.

Ricky has kooked himself so hard so many times. Dude acts like he is the only pro who never got rich from skateboarding. I used to have some sympathy for him, but maybe it wasn't just bad luck, maybe he earned his current position?
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I can see some falling into his victimized rants and pitying him...but I bet he put himself in the corner he's been at. He doesn't do himself any favors here, haha
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Oyola posted on this post and Singleton (rightfully) called him out pretty hard.

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Its like all he had to do was not comment on the post.

Yeah, mastering the sense of knowing when to keep your dumb fucking mouth shut is a lost art. If you’re reading this Ricky, I’m gonna give you a nice check list that’s never let me down when it comes to engagement:

1) Does it need to be said?
2) Does it need to be said by me?
3) Does it need to be said now?

If you’ve answered no to any of these, then maybe you should refrain from posting...

That said, I feel like he got what he deserved for screaming “nigger” at an EMB ledge and that debt has been long paid as a result. Same goes for guys like Duffel/ Stevie or Reynolds/Gershon, at some point moving on as a better person should be a byproduct of learning from the past. Being reminded that people who were paid to refrain from growing up weren’t well adjusted young adults winds up feeling unnecessary after a while, it’s just an unsurprising bummer that doesn’t really help anybody.
At least when you're a washed-out hipster douchebag in NY, you can milk it at some decent looking, hard to skate spots. In LA you're just a tan-lined faggot in a school yard somewhere.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5901 on: April 29, 2021, 03:02:15 PM »
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It's crazy how the guys who would've beaten you up for carrying a skateboard a couple of decades ago are now top level pros
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Did you watch Dog Town and Z Boys? Those dudes were straight meatheads. They would probably beat you up for carrying the wrong skateboard. Or surfboard, whatever
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That’s a totally different era than the one the OP is describing. Speaking personally, it would be hard to have had a bigger target on your back than to skate in the Midwest during the 80s and early 90s.
For sure but I grew up with Danny Way so I’m not sure it got much better

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5902 on: April 29, 2021, 09:30:22 PM »
So much for growing old gracefully.

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« Reply #5903 on: April 30, 2021, 03:20:33 AM »
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Not a lame post by Clyde,but definitely a lame DM from Ricky O. Dude continues to suck

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That switch ollie/racial slur story is gnarly.

Ricky has kooked himself so hard so many times. Dude acts like he is the only pro who never got rich from skateboarding. I used to have some sympathy for him, but maybe it wasn't just bad luck, maybe he earned his current position?
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I can see some falling into his victimized rants and pitying him...but I bet he put himself in the corner he's been at. He doesn't do himself any favors here, haha
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Oyola posted on this post and Singleton (rightfully) called him out pretty hard.

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Its like all he had to do was not comment on the post.
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Yeah, mastering the sense of knowing when to keep your dumb fucking mouth shut is a lost art. If you’re reading this Ricky, I’m gonna give you a nice check list that’s never let me down when it comes to engagement:

1) Does it need to be said?
2) Does it need to be said by me?
3) Does it need to be said now?

If you’ve answered no to any of these, then maybe you should refrain from posting...

That said, I feel like he got what he deserved for screaming “nigger” at an EMB ledge and that debt has been long paid as a result. Same goes for guys like Duffel/ Stevie or Reynolds/Gershon, at some point moving on as a better person should be a byproduct of learning from the past. Being reminded that people who were paid to refrain from growing up weren’t well adjusted young adults winds up feeling unnecessary after a while, it’s just an unsurprising bummer that doesn’t really help anybody.

Forgot to add Shuriken Shannon/James Brockman and peanut brown/1010 to your list of infamous skating racist moments

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5904 on: April 30, 2021, 03:32:13 AM »
So much for growing old gracefully.


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« Reply #5905 on: April 30, 2021, 06:22:03 AM »
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So much for growing old gracefully.

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I hate to say it but when it comes to geriatric midget drip... I am a hosoi man myself.

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« Reply #5906 on: April 30, 2021, 07:08:37 AM »
I almost can't believe how fried professional skateboaders are.
Most of the instagram post's on here are barely readable, let alone making any sort of sense.

For living on the streets his whole life Ricky sure doesn't have any street smarts.

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« Reply #5907 on: April 30, 2021, 07:12:45 AM »
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So much for growing old gracefully.

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don't forget good ole kevin staab

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« Reply #5908 on: April 30, 2021, 08:09:28 AM »
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So much for growing old gracefully.

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Him and Cab have a running game of who’s got the most drip
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don't forget good ole kevin staab
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« Reply #5909 on: April 30, 2021, 08:17:56 AM »
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So much for growing old gracefully.

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Him and Cab have a running game of who’s got the most drip

What an interesting game they have going - working overtime to promote both a firm belief in Christianity and an 8th grader's dream of fashion.
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