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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #150 on: August 03, 2022, 11:40:48 AM »
He has a football head

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #151 on: August 03, 2022, 01:32:36 PM »
You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com

LOL - I can’t believe how low this is, all this effort for what? A few gnars to boost your “rep” unbelievable

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #152 on: August 03, 2022, 01:44:51 PM »
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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LOL - I can’t believe how low this is, all this effort for what? A few gnars to boost your “rep” unbelievable

what r u? his campaign maneager?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #153 on: August 03, 2022, 01:52:03 PM »
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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LOL - I can’t believe how low this is, all this effort for what? A few gnars to boost your “rep” unbelievable
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what r u? his campaign maneager?

hold on, these are web pages AGAINST him:

"Mikey Taylor lacks experience, lacks knowledge, and lacks a vision of the future.

Mikey Taylor is not qualified to sit on the Thousand Oaks City Council "

could that mean he actually has chance to win it?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #154 on: August 03, 2022, 02:02:25 PM »
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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Debbie downer over here. 

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #155 on: August 03, 2022, 02:11:52 PM »
could that mean he actually has chance to win it?

That DC money led to storage unit money. Money is a huge benefit when running for office, but he is a dunce. So, Mikey has to compete with the fact that he is incompetent and has never actually done anything on his own.


He is running against three other people:

My fav is Jeff and his slogan "NO MORE JOKES ON THOUSAND OAKS"
https://jeff4to.com/

Sharon
https://mcmahonforthousandoakscitycouncil.com/meet-sharon

And Kyle
https://www.kyleforcouncil.com/


They are all running because Rob McCoy is not seeking re-election after getting called out as complete kook. Instead, Rob will be "working with churches around the country as we're watching religious liberty being attacked."

He is going to work forTurning Point Faith, which seems to be a new and scary off shoot of Turning Point USA. "Turning Point Faith, a church-based “field program” that will recruit pastors and other church leaders to be active in local and national political issues." In context with their actions and their leaders, I read this as we are trying to continue to radicalize the GQP by radicalizing church leaders.



https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/16/us/charlie-kirk-liberty-falwell-falkirk.html
https://www.vcstar.com/story/news/local/communities/conejo-valley/2022/07/25/former-mayor-rob-mccoy-thousand-oaks-city-council-2022/10148493002/
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #156 on: August 03, 2022, 04:38:42 PM »
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could that mean he actually has chance to win it?
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That DC money led to storage unit money. Money is a huge benefit when running for office, but he is a dunce. So, Mikey has to compete with the fact that he is incompetent and has never actually done anything on his own.


He is running against three other people:

My fav is Jeff and his slogan "NO MORE JOKES ON THOUSAND OAKS"
https://jeff4to.com/

Sharon
https://mcmahonforthousandoakscitycouncil.com/meet-sharon

And Kyle
https://www.kyleforcouncil.com/


They are all running because Rob McCoy is not seeking re-election after getting called out as complete kook. Instead, Rob will be "working with churches around the country as we're watching religious liberty being attacked."

He is going to work forTurning Point Faith, which seems to be a new and scary off shoot of Turning Point USA. "Turning Point Faith, a church-based “field program” that will recruit pastors and other church leaders to be active in local and national political issues." In context with their actions and their leaders, I read this as we are trying to continue to radicalize the GQP by radicalizing church leaders.



https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/16/us/charlie-kirk-liberty-falwell-falkirk.html
https://www.vcstar.com/story/news/local/communities/conejo-valley/2022/07/25/former-mayor-rob-mccoy-thousand-oaks-city-council-2022/10148493002/

Jeff coming in hot with the 1776 talk. Is there anything else in the world that people refer back 250 years and say “that’s how we should still be doing it today”?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #157 on: August 03, 2022, 04:56:39 PM »
The real questions here are would you vote for Mikey over the other candidates?  On the one hand he is a pro skateboarder and was at one point one of us.  On the other hand he is in his full real estate business hustler guy now everything I see from him is cringe worthy.  It’s a tough call.

And also, how long until he realizes his skate image holds him back business wise and goes full Mike Taylor suit wearing venture capitalist?  Will he one day kick kids off his property for skateboarding?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #158 on: August 03, 2022, 05:03:39 PM »
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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LOL - I can’t believe how low this is, all this effort for what? A few gnars to boost your “rep” unbelievable
Lighten up, we’re all just “horsing” around.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #159 on: August 03, 2022, 05:09:24 PM »
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You think he'd be smart enough to buy some of the domains associated with his campaign run.

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong, because he is a fucking dunce.

Who has the best photo or video clip of Mikey being absolutely beyond stupid?

http://mikeytaylorforcitycouncil.com/index.html
http://mikeytaylorthousandoaks.com
http://mikeytaylor-thousandoakscitycouncil.com
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LOL - I can’t believe how low this is, all this effort for what? A few gnars to boost your “rep” unbelievable
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Lighten up, we’re all just “horsing” around.

Well you and other may be, but going to those lengths is kinda weird, no?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #160 on: August 03, 2022, 05:40:46 PM »
If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #161 on: August 03, 2022, 06:08:32 PM »
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could that mean he actually has chance to win it?
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That DC money led to storage unit money. Money is a huge benefit when running for office, but he is a dunce. So, Mikey has to compete with the fact that he is incompetent and has never actually done anything on his own.


He is running against three other people:

My fav is Jeff and his slogan "NO MORE JOKES ON THOUSAND OAKS"
https://jeff4to.com/

Sharon
https://mcmahonforthousandoakscitycouncil.com/meet-sharon

And Kyle
https://www.kyleforcouncil.com/


They are all running because Rob McCoy is not seeking re-election after getting called out as complete kook. Instead, Rob will be "working with churches around the country as we're watching religious liberty being attacked."

He is going to work forTurning Point Faith, which seems to be a new and scary off shoot of Turning Point USA. "Turning Point Faith, a church-based “field program” that will recruit pastors and other church leaders to be active in local and national political issues." In context with their actions and their leaders, I read this as we are trying to continue to radicalize the GQP by radicalizing church leaders.



https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/16/us/charlie-kirk-liberty-falwell-falkirk.html
https://www.vcstar.com/story/news/local/communities/conejo-valley/2022/07/25/former-mayor-rob-mccoy-thousand-oaks-city-council-2022/10148493002/

I hope you're joking about Jeff. Aside from Mikey, he seems the kookiest candidate and seems to have a lot of libertarian issues as his primary concern.

From reading their websites, Sharon McMahon and Kyle Rohrbach seem like the most level-headed candidates. Kyle even represents himself as being a 4th-generation Thousand Oaker who'll fight for affordable housing.

Also, funny how spot on you got those fake Mikey Taylor website names.

I say keep up the good fight, TheLurper. Idk exactly why you are going these lengths to ensure Mikey Taylor does not win, but I would agree he is not the ideal candidate (I'm leaning towards Sharon or Kyle). That said, I don't live in Thousand Oaks anymore, so I cannot vote in this election...but interesting nonetheless.

So much drama on the MassageBoards rn that I'm getting confused. I was like, "Is Tiago Lemos running for Thousand Oaks city council?"
"Was just about to say, wtf is up with this EdLawndale guy?"


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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #162 on: October 06, 2022, 07:20:37 PM »
HAHAHHAAHHA.

COmmunes finest (who blocked me for disagreeing with his financial recommendations) posted a series of recent videos with mad bundles of fake cash behind him. Some of it he plays with like it’s a toy. Does this guy know what planet he’s on? I’ve never seen someone this off.

I’ve got $69 in the pot. August 2023, His wife files for divorce and takes the kids and house + half his money. And he’s on the street with long hair snorting coc again

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #163 on: October 06, 2022, 07:42:35 PM »
he was only looking for his phone


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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #164 on: October 06, 2022, 07:45:56 PM »
he was only looking for his phone

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #165 on: October 06, 2022, 10:39:17 PM »
Mikey is taking all of his financial advice from Gordon Gekko.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #166 on: October 06, 2022, 11:05:38 PM »
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How much longer till he transitions into Mike Taylor. I wouldn’t put anyone named Mikey in a position of power aside from third grade class president
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I actually could see him staying with Mikey because he’s under the illusion that it makes him more relatable. “I’m Mikey, I’m cool, I’m young”
Don't think Mike is that much better really. If he wants to be a serious adult Michael is the way to go and Mike or Mikey just for friends etc.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #167 on: October 07, 2022, 06:31:14 AM »

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #168 on: October 07, 2022, 06:38:53 AM »
He should’ve just pulled an Armando Barajas and tried to scrub all mention of his pro career while running for office.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #169 on: October 07, 2022, 09:04:35 AM »
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How much longer till he transitions into Mike Taylor. I wouldn’t put anyone named Mikey in a position of power aside from third grade class president
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I actually could see him staying with Mikey because he’s under the illusion that it makes him more relatable. “I’m Mikey, I’m cool, I’m young”
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Don't think Mike is that much better really. If he wants to be a serious adult Michael is the way to go and Mike or Mikey just for friends etc.

He covers it in this video.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cige5N0p_by/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Says he has 2M followers on all the platforms so Mikey it is.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #170 on: October 19, 2022, 05:13:55 AM »
Mikey Taylor is a garbage human, and that church he goes to is some straight up evangelical dominionism trash... he's just a trojan horse (which, let's be honest, is very fitting, lol) that that creep pastor is using to inject his religious bullshit into city council...

Having said all that, when it comes to the landlords and rent discussion, tech is once again making everything in the world worse:


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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #171 on: October 19, 2022, 05:27:57 AM »
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Mikey Taylor is a garbage human, and that church he goes to is some straight up evangelical dominionism trash... he's just a trojan horse (which, let's be honest, is very fitting, lol) that that creep pastor is using to inject his religious bullshit into city council...

Having said all that, when it comes to the landlords and rent discussion, tech is once again making everything in the world worse:


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“tech” “disrupters” like this should be scared to leave their houses lest they get what they deserve (being shot dead in the middle of the street in broad daylight)

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #172 on: October 19, 2022, 06:19:59 AM »
can't wait for mikey's redemtion arc when he settles down in a stable on muska's ohio farm

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #173 on: October 19, 2022, 07:07:20 AM »
can't wait for mikey's redemtion arc when he settles down in a stable on muska's ohio farm

Put out to pasture straight from the race, nbd?

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #174 on: October 19, 2022, 08:29:30 AM »
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can't wait for mikey's redemtion arc when he settles down in a stable on muska's ohio farm
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Put out to pasture straight from the race, nbd?

Just turn him into glue already.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #175 on: October 19, 2022, 10:53:18 AM »
I feel like Mikey Taylor would get a lot more votes if he changed his name to Attaboy Binkey.

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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #176 on: October 19, 2022, 12:32:39 PM »
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Mikey Taylor is a garbage human, and that church he goes to is some straight up evangelical dominionism trash... he's just a trojan horse (which, let's be honest, is very fitting, lol) that that creep pastor is using to inject his religious bullshit into city council...

Having said all that, when it comes to the landlords and rent discussion, tech is once again making everything in the world worse:


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“tech” “disrupters” like this should be scared to leave their houses lest they get what they deserve (being shot dead in the middle of the street in broad daylight)

Another level-headed take from Ignatius - this time calling for the murder of software engineers. What do you do for a living?

I dunno dude, the market is fuckered, that's true, but I'd be more apt to blame foreign/local investment companies and the politicians that make moves like raising interest-rates instead of denying/regulating corporate access to the market.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #177 on: October 19, 2022, 12:36:46 PM »
would you rather Mikey Taylor or Mikey Alfred be a city council member?
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #178 on: October 19, 2022, 12:55:11 PM »
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Mikey Taylor is a garbage human, and that church he goes to is some straight up evangelical dominionism trash... he's just a trojan horse (which, let's be honest, is very fitting, lol) that that creep pastor is using to inject his religious bullshit into city council...

Having said all that, when it comes to the landlords and rent discussion, tech is once again making everything in the world worse:


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“tech” “disrupters” like this should be scared to leave their houses lest they get what they deserve (being shot dead in the middle of the street in broad daylight)
[close]

Another level-headed take from Ignatius - this time calling for the murder of software engineers. What do you do for a living?

I dunno dude, the market is fuckered, that's true, but I'd be more apt to blame foreign/local investment companies and the politicians that make moves like raising interest-rates instead of denying/regulating corporate access to the market.
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Re: Mike Taylor for City Council
« Reply #179 on: October 19, 2022, 01:09:44 PM »
Marry - Kill - Fuck: Mikey Taylor, Seabiscuit, Susan B. Anthony