Guess I have two most offensive gear stories...not sure which is worse:
When I was old enough to know better, one day I went to school with my clothes on backwards just like Kriss Kross. I had scored some kind of jersey and my pants were massive, so yeah I told myself this was going to be awesome and went to school with everything backwards. A close buddy of mine had also put my hair into those rubber band tiny braids things just like Mike Carroll.
It didn't go over well at all. I think I made it all the way to lunch before I turned everything right-way round and took the rubber bands out of my hair.
It's no wonder the next 12-13 years of my life were spent consoling myself with meth and GHB.