Author Topic: things you are stoked on (Read 3516954 times)

Iceman · « **Reply #37500 on:** December 05, 2016, 08:23:47 PM »

Quote from: somethingmustbreaknow on December 05, 2016, 12:40:24 PM

post a pic please. really curious.

straight · « **Reply #37501 on:** December 05, 2016, 08:26:52 PM »

is that a shower dildo?

stabbedbywiggers · « **Reply #37502 on:** December 05, 2016, 08:46:19 PM »

Quote from: straight on December 05, 2016, 08:26:52 PM

is that a shower dildo?

yes

mynameisnotjeff · « **Reply #37503 on:** December 05, 2016, 09:43:03 PM »

Quote from: stabbedbywigger on December 05, 2016, 08:46:19 PM

Quote from: straight on December 05, 2016, 08:26:52 PM
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is that a shower dildo?
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yes

All the motions and vibrating things from those things do make me feel irrelevant.

foureyedjim · « **Reply #37504 on:** December 05, 2016, 11:21:03 PM »

Learning kickflips over sideways trashcans. I've been skating for too long to learn it this late, but whatever!

20matar · « **Reply #37505 on:** December 06, 2016, 08:30:33 AM »

Quote from: somethingmustbreaknow on December 05, 2016, 12:40:24 PM

post a pic please. really curious.

Hiding behind the aloe plant. I wanted to get a pic of him with a Rusty Berrings sticker today, but I overslept.

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #37506 on:** December 06, 2016, 02:58:13 PM »

My friendship with a legendary 90s east coast pro has progressed to the point of sharing memes via text.

Jim and Dan · « **Reply #37507 on:** December 07, 2016, 12:29:14 PM »

My ladies daughter's fuck-face ex boyfriend left a safe in the house after they split...

MintySandwhich · « **Reply #37508 on:** December 07, 2016, 12:33:58 PM »

^^^
Holy fuck! How much is that??

Did he come looking for it?

stabbedbywiggers · « **Reply #37509 on:** December 07, 2016, 12:41:19 PM »

Quote from: Jim and Dan on December 07, 2016, 12:29:14 PM

My ladies daughter's fuck-face ex boyfriend left a safe in the house after they split...

I dont believe you. You have to mail me 1 grand or else this is fake.

shark tits · « **Reply #37510 on:** December 07, 2016, 12:53:03 PM »

damn, my sister brought me some honey and i thought i'd struck gold.

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #37511 on:** December 07, 2016, 12:57:23 PM »

That's awesome and also like three times as much money as I would shoot someone over so ProTec? ya neck

Jim and Dan · « **Reply #37512 on:** December 07, 2016, 01:23:28 PM »

He's a little bitch dab dealer that I know for a damn fact, is too scared of the cops, is too scared to take a life or even know where to hire someone to do such a thing (he's 24 but is really a 15 year old in disguise).

We ain't going to take it all, that's too much of a headache; just paying some bills to get by right now.

BTW: It's about $80,000

Could go for the gusto but going to feel out this situation first, but I am confident in his absolute pussyness!

Going to be a gooooooooood Christmas!

brycickle · « **Reply #37513 on:** December 07, 2016, 01:27:24 PM »

Quote from: Jim and Dan on December 07, 2016, 01:23:28 PM

He's a little bitch dab dealer that I know for a damn fact, is too scared of the cops, is too scared to take a life or even know where to hire someone to do such a thing (he's 24 but is really a 15 year old in disguise).

We ain't going to take it all, that's too much of a headache; just paying some bills to get by right now.

BTW: It's about $80,000

Could go for the gusto but going to feel out this situation first, but I am confident in his absolute pussyness!

Going to be a gooooooooood Christmas!

If he is "a little bitch dab dealer", then I would be more worried about who that money actually belongs to.

stabbedbywiggers · « **Reply #37514 on:** December 07, 2016, 01:28:52 PM »

Haha, nice. Fuck that kid! Take it all.

Still need that grand though.

ducky darnsworth · « **Reply #37515 on:** December 07, 2016, 01:51:06 PM »

Quote from: brycickle on December 07, 2016, 01:27:24 PM

Quote from: Jim and Dan on December 07, 2016, 01:23:28 PM
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He's a little bitch dab dealer that I know for a damn fact, is too scared of the cops, is too scared to take a life or even know where to hire someone to do such a thing (he's 24 but is really a 15 year old in disguise).

We ain't going to take it all, that's too much of a headache; just paying some bills to get by right now.

BTW: It's about $80,000

Could go for the gusto but going to feel out this situation first, but I am confident in his absolute pussyness!

Going to be a gooooooooood Christmas!
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If he is "a little bitch dab dealer", then I would be more worried about who that money actually belongs to.

stabbedbywiggers · « **Reply #37516 on:** December 07, 2016, 02:05:59 PM »

Jesus christ guys. There are no hardcore gangster dab dealers. Theyre all overweight neckbeard types. Flowers you might run into sketchy people but not dabs.

And why would that be someone elses money? Like here my little dab dealer dude, stash my money in your safe? Cmon. Dude pulled a person and didnt even attempt to convert the money, just kept it in a safe.

Start throwing small increments into your bank account now and keep a gun just to be on the safe side. He might have crazy family members or something.

Justis · « **Reply #37517 on:** December 07, 2016, 05:07:21 PM »

lemme get a stack please

JB · « **Reply #37518 on:** December 08, 2016, 05:46:11 AM »

if youre tossing cash out, i could really use it to help pay for my wedding next summer.

you and your girl can come too. its gonna be a good time.

Jim and Dan · « **Reply #37519 on:** December 08, 2016, 06:32:59 AM »

Ayyyyyyyyy we can have a Slap PAL Grande Extravaganza Giveaway ala Funky's Flights!

Stabbedbywigger is right, these aren't hardcore gangster thugs, this shit ain't dope, coke/krillz or biker speed.

I've spent most of my life around "the game" & I am more than positive this is all the money he's been collecting for years...

Dabs have a massive markup if you have the startup capital & a good connection, it's not like somebody fronts you $100,000 in dabs & then breaks your knees when you don't pay (through 6 degrees of separation I actually know who his original connect is & the kid ain't hard).

A lot of you cats may not realize that the drug game isn't New Jack City, it's a lot of preppy rich kids who want to be like those kewl rappers but ain't got the balls of an inner-city crime lord.

If you saw how many kids buy these fucking things, you wouldn't be surprised too... [This shit could rival nitrous as the new "Hippy Crack"]

BTW: Not jacking $80,000, just paying bills & not stressing for now.

straight · « **Reply #37520 on:** December 08, 2016, 11:03:14 AM »

sunny and low to mid 70s for the next few months

spliffMODE · « **Reply #37521 on:** December 08, 2016, 04:35:49 PM »

Jim & Dan, Do it big, live it large! Pay your bills and have some fun, you deserve it. Go out to dinner, buy a new setup, splurge!!

Jim and Dan · « **Reply #37522 on:** December 09, 2016, 08:45:49 AM »

Quote from: spliffMODE on December 08, 2016, 04:35:49 PM

Jim & Dan, Do it big, live it large! Pay your bills and have some fun, you deserve it. Go out to dinner, buy a new setup, splurge!!

That's exactly what we are doing, just living stress free for as long as possible; getting that new deck I always wanted...

Kid let the cat out th' bag though, naive to the fact that you can't trust & or/tell people; she's too desperate to be the gangster she wants to be...

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #37523 on:** December 09, 2016, 08:23:03 PM »

dog drugs

Madam, I'm Adam · « **Reply #37524 on:** December 09, 2016, 08:42:21 PM »

Wow, J&D. Craze.

The last eight days have been great - landed a solid job after a year of searching, and was selected to produce a play in the biggest theatre festival across the country (i.e. Fringe).

Shifty Flip · « **Reply #37525 on:** December 09, 2016, 10:21:26 PM »

Hell, he might not even want it back. He better have diversified. Dab hussle is huge now.

Maybe just enought to re-up and buy a couple cases.

Joe Pesci · « **Reply #37526 on:** December 10, 2016, 07:14:12 AM »

a very slap christmas, christmas completes for everybody

mynameisnotjeff · « **Reply #37527 on:** December 10, 2016, 12:34:01 PM »

Quote from: Joe Pesci on December 10, 2016, 07:14:12 AM

a very slap christmas, christmas completes for everybody

Krooked boards with modified to death Ace trucks and swiss bearings for all!!!

ducky darnsworth · « **Reply #37528 on:** December 10, 2016, 07:31:10 PM »

Quote from: mynameisnotjeff on December 10, 2016, 12:34:01 PM

Quote from: Joe Pesci on December 10, 2016, 07:14:12 AM
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a very slap christmas, christmas completes for everybody
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Krooked boards with modified to death Ace trucks and swiss bearings for all!!!

and slim radial spitfire F4's and lil shmatty posters in every stocking in

Level 60 Dwarf Paladin · « **Reply #37529 on:** December 11, 2016, 12:13:39 AM »

So what're the odds on Jim and Dan making it through the weekend without being the first person to be murdered by a dab dealer?

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