Things You Pondered Today

[straight]

if in an alternate universe everyone is asking jeeves instead of googling

[rapscallion]

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What goes into the decision making process when guys cross their legs like this?:


 
It’s a little androgynous.   And aren’t  their nuts constantly getting crushed?

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I can do this. I have some pretty big balls too, but I also look like a stick figure soooo it kinda works.

[close]

Yea never understood the "you'll crush your balls!" thing. I'm thick in the thighs even and it's never been a problem

It has not happened to me, but this man can't be faking.

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

When she DOES suck my left nut, DOES the right one actually get jealous as I have often claimed?  Do balls even get jealous? Have I been deluded this whole time?  As I ponder it, I realize that my balls are Bro's and by Bro code, Right Ball SHOULD be stoked for brother Lefty to be getting some  action.  But is he? 

[Dr-Feelgood]

When he DOES suck my left nut, DOES the right one actually get jealous as I have often claimed?  Do balls even get jealous? Have I been deluded this whole time?  As I ponder it, I realize that my balls are Bro's and by Bro code, Right Ball SHOULD be stoked for brother Lefty to be getting some  action.  But is he?

fixed.

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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When he DOES suck my left nut, DOES the right one actually get jealous as I have often claimed?  Do balls even get jealous? Have I been deluded this whole time?  As I ponder it, I realize that my balls are Bro's and by Bro code, Right Ball SHOULD be stoked for brother Lefty to be getting some  action.  But is he?

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fixed.

Didn't we talk about this Doc?  Projecting?  Your homosexual tendencies are your business.  You're free to take it up the Ol' Wazoo til' your heart's butt's content, but why do you feel the need to draw me into your fantasies?

 "I'm starting to think you like, LIKE me, bro."  I'm flattered, but it's NOT happening Doc.  Besides, a straight, married, American man, with a gay, guano eating, kangaroo fucking, Aussie fuckboi could never work.  So, I guess it's back to "the hub" to see what dribbles outta the wet noodle for ya, huh Fruity Ass?

[Hefe43]

What goes into the decision making process when guys cross their legs like this?:


 
It’s a little androgynous.   And aren’t  their nuts constantly getting crushed?

You gotta admit it looks real feminine

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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What goes into the decision making process when guys cross their legs like this?:


 
It’s a little androgynous.   And aren’t  their nuts constantly getting crushed?

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You gotta admit it looks real feminine

  Yah but his hands.  (And the boot cut womens type jump suit too.)   

[LemThurdy]

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What goes into the decision making process when guys cross their legs like this?:


 
It’s a little androgynous.   And aren’t  their nuts constantly getting crushed?

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You gotta admit it looks real feminine

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  Yah but his hands.  (And the boot cut womens type jump suit too.)

His hands and that boot cut dress or whatever don’t help make this look less feminine. It’s the 21st century

[AssFlea]

Bob Ross is the greatest

[Madam, I'm Adam]

I know skate wax is gimmicky and overpriced, but I was thinking if L-shaped wax that could fit onto a ledge might be useful, so you don’t have to spend time waxing both sides one after the other. Has that been done?

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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What goes into the decision making process when guys cross their legs like this?:


 
It’s a little androgynous.   And aren’t  their nuts constantly getting crushed?

[close]

You gotta admit it looks real feminine

[close]

  Yah but his hands.  (And the boot cut womens type jump suit too.)

[close]

His hands and that boot cut dress or whatever don’t help make this look less feminine. It’s the 21st century

Dainty Dill.  I suspect we'll be seeing tea sips with a raised Pinky at some point in the near future.  Bring ex-con Dill back.
Nah, fuck it, as long as he can still bust out his Burpee sets, he's straight in my book.  Maybe he was just feeling a little "sissy" that day.

[Skart]

Bob Ross is the greatest

For sure

Been thinking about trying to paint some

If they turn out decent, could gift them out

[no habla mango]

whatever happened to pc principal?

[SneakySecrets]

I know skate wax is gimmicky and overpriced, but I was thinking if L-shaped wax that could fit onto a ledge might be useful, so you don’t have to spend time waxing both sides one after the other. Has that been done?

Ok, I ran the math...

Estimated time savings:  8.5 minutes over the course of 20 years.  Not bad.

[AssFlea]

I used to have an aunt Sally

She was the most bass ass bitch to ever brawl in the bar.

She looked like cross between ozzy Osborne and shrieks princess and she was tatted stem to stern.

She was the shit

[Madam, I'm Adam]

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I know skate wax is gimmicky and overpriced, but I was thinking if L-shaped wax that could fit onto a ledge might be useful, so you don’t have to spend time waxing both sides one after the other. Has that been done?

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Ok, I ran the math...

Estimated time savings:  8.5 minutes over the course of 20 years.  Not bad.

Calling the patent office right now.

[os89]

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I know skate wax is gimmicky and overpriced, but I was thinking if L-shaped wax that could fit onto a ledge might be useful, so you don’t have to spend time waxing both sides one after the other. Has that been done?

[close]

Ok, I ran the math...

Estimated time savings:  8.5 minutes over the course of 20 years.  Not bad.

[close]

Calling the patent office right now.

This does sound like it would be cool lol. It'd have to be pretty thick though, because I can imagine the middle where it meets would be a bit weak. Maybe a thin wooden or plastic L actually in the wax to keep it together somewhat?

[Madam, I'm Adam]

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I know skate wax is gimmicky and overpriced, but I was thinking if L-shaped wax that could fit onto a ledge might be useful, so you don’t have to spend time waxing both sides one after the other. Has that been done?

[close]

Ok, I ran the math...

Estimated time savings:  8.5 minutes over the course of 20 years.  Not bad.

[close]

Calling the patent office right now.

[close]

This does sound like it would be cool lol. It'd have to be pretty thick though, because I can imagine the middle where it meets would be a bit weak. Maybe a thin wooden or plastic L actually in the wax to keep it together somewhat?

That's a great idea. Was also thinking of a smaller version with a hole so it could fit onto a keyring, that way you can quickly wax an already-waxed ledge or curb that just needs a slight retouching.

Creating my GoFundMe fundraiser right after I post this. (not really)

[silhouette]

Sometimes I get sad, because I notice that a really beautiful ingredient is now in season. Fresh and delicious. I reach out, let's work together, let's create a beautiful meal. They acknowledge the ingredient is beautiful, they patronize my passion, but then they dont go any further, they sit and let wait. I watch the beautiful ingredients slowly rot, into something no longer worth putting in a dish. Then, the foul odor becomes all anyone can smell. I'm not mad, I dont have resentment. I just wish I was a good enough marketer, I wish they were hungry, because I have so many recipe ideas.

Some things aren't about how good of a marketer one is, and are just meant either to happen or not. I find it best to just enjoy the good times in the present moment, maybe finding joy in eating the ephemeral ingredients one by one together before they rot instead of projecting ambitious phantasmal recipes is a healthier way of functioning, and see where that takes you. I find it to be a more reliable anchor to reality; what really drifts people away from one another is miscommunication when one of the - or even both - parties give(s) up on keeping a constant dialog, in favor of selfishly retreating back into the shell of their own little fantasy world. Which seems to be a natural human tendency and is understandable as such, but not unforgivable and one one's better off watching for the sake of everyone involved, for every day they don't is one closer to the expiring date.

If that can make you feel any better, remember that your situation most likely hasn't much to do with you personally, all relationships come and go following the pace of deciphering, then either accepting or not the other person's limitations, everything starts off as naively promising until a linear reality catches up and ruins part of that potential, but that's only waste if you chose to believe in more than what you already had in the first place. If you just let things flow naturally and keep the rationality of your attachment in check, there's no reason to end up with leftovers.

[the snake]

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Sometimes I get sad, because I notice that a really beautiful ingredient is now in season. Fresh and delicious. I reach out, let's work together, let's create a beautiful meal. They acknowledge the ingredient is beautiful, they patronize my passion, but then they dont go any further, they sit and let wait. I watch the beautiful ingredients slowly rot, into something no longer worth putting in a dish. Then, the foul odor becomes all anyone can smell. I'm not mad, I dont have resentment. I just wish I was a good enough marketer, I wish they were hungry, because I have so many recipe ideas.

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Some things aren't about how good of a marketer one is, and are just meant either to happen or not. I find it best to just enjoy the good times in the present moment, maybe finding joy in eating the ephemeral ingredients one by one together before they rot instead of projecting ambitious phantasmal recipes is a healthier way of functioning, and see where that takes you. I find it to be a more reliable anchor to reality; what really drifts people away from one another is miscommunication when one of the - or even both - parties give(s) up on keeping a constant dialog, in favor of selfishly retreating back into the shell of their own little fantasy world. Which seems to be a natural human tendency and is understandable as such, but not unforgivable and one one's better off watching for the sake of everyone involved, for every day they don't is one closer to the expiring date.

If that can make you feel any better, remember that your situation most likely hasn't much to do with you personally, all relationships come and go following the pace of deciphering, then either accepting or not the other person's limitations, everything starts off as naively promising until a linear reality catches up and ruins part of that potential, but that's only waste if you chose to believe in more than what you already had in the first place. If you just let things flow naturally and keep the rationality of your attachment in check, there's no reason to end up with leftovers.

Nice cooking philosophy

[WobbleHeadBob]

I used to have an aunt Sally

She was the most bass ass bitch to ever brawl in the bar.

She looked like cross between ozzy Osborne and shrieks princess and she was tatted stem to stern.

She was the shit

Oh man I thought you were doing a lil Richard bit, but you werent and then it was even better than i expected

[AssFlea]

I want a queer brand to support

Something militant. Pink and black graphics

Homeless Set tripping outside the bar with a can of mace at in rubber pants shit.

Kill a breeder for satan

[Dwyck]

ben degros's local park looks so nice. lotta flat, lotta straight ledges. we need more parks like that in the us!!


edit: i am a dumbass thats a basketball court

[AssFlea]

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I used to have an aunt Sally

She was the most bass ass bitch to ever brawl in the bar.

She looked like cross between ozzy Osborne and shrieks princess and she was tatted stem to stern.

She was the shit

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Oh man I thought you were doing a lil Richard bit, but you werent and then it was even better than i expected

def an inspiration

[AssFlea]

I wish I was rich is send rad rat a mini ramp

[ClownOfTheDay]

Is it wrong for me to disassociate and block people out I don't want to talk to? I'm being told I am being unhealthy, but I can't stand these toxic fucks. 

[no habla mango]

I wish I was rich is send rad rat a mini ramp

start a go fund me. rad rat deserves nothing less.

[ghettygreensili]

Is it wrong for me to disassociate and block people out I don't want to talk to? I'm being told I am being unhealthy, but I can't stand these toxic fucks.

Eh. Block them too. Fuck it, just try not to be a toxic person to anyone else in return.

[AssFlea]

I want to paint bams get Montana to give us the cans. End to end top to bottom burn it down.

Put that portrait of Freddy up with spray cans blowing flame
Tvs blowing up. A world of shit

[Dr-Feelgood]

How many people still buy Thrasher magazine whether its delivered to their homes or if they physically go into a store to purchase it