Have you ever had a foreign object in your butt?
sadly, no, butt i have stuck a foreign object in a lady's bum.
you have the option of either a) destroying the entire world with the press of a button while you yourself relocate to some new unknown planet (and are able to bring/save 100 humans of your choice; family, celebs, friends, etc., as long as they're currently living) or b) keep humanity as is and pocket 1 million.
(and if you pick option a, everyone you save has no idea that you chose to destroy Earth, so only you would know about the whole stipulation)