How do the slap pals get into girls pants

[chockfullofthat]

I wish someone would Nancy Kerrigan his hands next time he tried to post.

[Strike A Pose]

HAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA

These lames are so fucking pissed!

Wishing death upon me and shit! hahaa AMAZING!

[brycickle]

I don't actually wish you were dead. You just make me feel so inadequate that I had to say something to vent.

[Carrolls Chesthairs]

has anybody eaten out a girl with an ice cube in your mouth?

[brycickle]

Yes. It went over fairly well.

[foureyedjim]

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Is it a complex if I am truly superior?

Something to think about.

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I don't actually wish you were dead. You just make me feel so inadequate that I had to say something to vent.

hahah these are great

[heckler]

Use your frustrations and shortcomings to create a split personality; he will be the antithesis of who you are, and will subsequently be everything you want to be. Completely disconnect your own emotions from his personality and just let him do whatever comes natural to his character. Let him be suave, debonair, and the confident man women desire. After a while, you'll see the error in a completely radical redesign of your psyche and learn how to achieve a happy medium between your boring current self and your philandering alter ego

[Strike A Pose]

I don't actually wish you were dead. You just make me feel so inadequate that I had to say something to vent.

I wouldn't expect anything less from a forum overpopulated by inferior beings!

Can't even stand by your words when the pressure is on!


It's all fun and games until foureyedjim starts crying! hahaaha

[foureyedjim]

It's okay Strike a Pose, I know all this negative energy is coming from a bad place in your heart.
I will cry for your circumstances.  Whatever it takes to get you through the healing process
 

[Will Easley]

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I don't actually wish you were dead. You just make me feel so inadequate that I had to say something to vent.

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I wouldn't expect anything less from a forum overpopulated by inferior beings!

Can't even stand by your words when the pressure is on!


It's all fun and games until foureyedjim starts crying! hahaaha

ay son, all ima advise that you prolly shouldnt claim to be superior than everyone with that pic as your sig. The camera quality is inferior to most, those timbs are inferior to damn near every boot ever, your haircut is inferior to the almighty fade, and that shirt is inferior to the many polos I have in my closet. Some could also argue that those peach colored walls are inferior to an eggshell white but thats neither here nor there. I aint tryna flame, but all im sayin is that you gotta put your best foot forward if you gon be so adamant about your superiority. 

[bentmode]

You got to be at least a klan member before you start claiming superiority. Homebwaye couldn't even get an invite from klan jr.

[GAY]

has anybody eaten out a girl with an ice cube in your mouth?

OMG no! I'd rather eat out Ice Cube and he's just awful to look at!

[L33Tg33k]

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has anybody eaten out a girl with an ice cube in your mouth?

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OMG no! I'd rather eat out Ice Cube and he's just awful to look at!

Are you racist or something, Gay? Ice Cube is not even ugly.

[Unbridled Technical Precision]

xanax. not like i drug them. i take it. works everytime, unless you do too much. don't bring it out with you, you will eat it all

[Jack Klompis]

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has anybody eaten out a girl with an ice cube in your mouth?

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OMG no! I'd rather eat out Ice Cube and he's just awful to look at!

oh, so you think you cold??

[Strike A Pose]

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I don't actually wish you were dead. You just make me feel so inadequate that I had to say something to vent.

[close]

I wouldn't expect anything less from a forum overpopulated by inferior beings!

Can't even stand by your words when the pressure is on!


It's all fun and games until foureyedjim starts crying! hahaaha

[close]

ay son, all ima advise that you prolly shouldnt claim to be superior than everyone with that pic as your sig. The camera quality is inferior to most, those timbs are inferior to damn near every boot ever, your haircut is inferior to the almighty fade, and that shirt is inferior to the many polos I have in my closet. Some could also argue that those peach colored walls are inferior to an eggshell white but thats neither here nor there. I aint tryna flame, but all im sayin is that you gotta put your best foot forward if you gon be so adamant about your superiority. 

I don't give a fuck about your weak assed hypebeast swag, punk!

You're weak as hell, youngin' I got 200$ ST.Croix slacks on deck! That's not what this shit is about!

Tryin to brag about your rich grandmothers house and shit, lol fuckboyyyyyy!!!




+That signature is used to showcase that I'm bout my business and skate in those joints, don't take shit out of context to suit your little fantasy mindset.

I already ran your bitch ass off of the forum before, I figured I would just keep shit neutral since you decided not to come at me, but if its on its on.

You're a bitch, and you can't fuck with me in any way.

Just a depressed wannabe taking lsd and rolling around in the driveway hahah!

WE OUT HERE!

[brycickle]

I changed my mind. I do hope you fucking die.

[NickDagger]

I usually just start with the top button, and then proceed to the zipper.

[Morty Seinfeld]

I hope you fucking die.

[Sandy Eggo]

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has anybody eaten out a girl with an ice cube in your mouth?

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OMG no! I'd rather eat out Ice Cube and he's just awful to look at!

Dominoes Blow me, motherfucker!

[Will Easley]

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I don't actually wish you were dead. You just make me feel so inadequate that I had to say something to vent.

[close]

I wouldn't expect anything less from a forum overpopulated by inferior beings!

Can't even stand by your words when the pressure is on!


It's all fun and games until foureyedjim starts crying! hahaaha

[close]

ay son, all ima advise that you prolly shouldnt claim to be superior than everyone with that pic as your sig. The camera quality is inferior to most, those timbs are inferior to damn near every boot ever, your haircut is inferior to the almighty fade, and that shirt is inferior to the many polos I have in my closet. Some could also argue that those peach colored walls are inferior to an eggshell white but thats neither here nor there. I aint tryna flame, but all im sayin is that you gotta put your best foot forward if you gon be so adamant about your superiority. 

[close]

I don't give a fuck about your weak assed hypebeast swag, punk!

You're weak as hell, youngin' I got 200$ ST.Croix slacks on deck! That's not what this shit is about!

Tryin to brag about your rich grandmothers house and shit, lol fuckboyyyyyy!!!




+That signature is used to showcase that I'm bout my business and skate in those joints, don't take shit out of context to suit your little fantasy mindset.

I already ran your bitch ass off of the forum before, I figured I would just keep shit neutral since you decided not to come at me, but if its on its on.

You're a bitch, and you can't fuck with me in any way.

Just a depressed wannabe taking lsd and rolling around in the driveway hahah!

WE OUT HERE!

Come on now son now is not the time to Terrell Owens catch some feelings I was only just trying to help. These clearly wannabe intense emotionally charged responses certainly aren't helping your case of supposed superiority either. Only inferior beings with insecurity issues would feel so offended by such a light, comical jab. But seriously tho, you use that pic to "showcase that you're about your business"? Lmao, the hoes must love that shit huh?

[the snake]

[Paper Crane]

^gold.   

[Will Easley]

[the snake]

sorry to drop that shit into the girls pants thread but aren't Strike a Pose and victor333 the same poster? victor seemed smarter btw

[foureyedjim]

[Will Easley]

sorry to drop that shit into the girls pants thread but aren't Strike a Pose and victor333 the same poster? victor seemed smarter btw

Nah they weren't the same poster just equally disliked amongst most of the SLAP community

[Greg Ostertag]

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The other day my girl was watching sorry with me and sucked my dick during rowleys part. I didn't even ask for it, she just pulled it out and stuck it down her throat. So I'd say make her watch skate video and you're at least gonna get some dome.

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She was probably dripping wet from Watching Rowley saying"mm that felt fuckin tasty I'd like to do it again are you ready?" That and Appleyard, girls love skaters just as much as we do.. Were more gay about it

Lol

[wallieD]

[Strike A Pose]

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I don't actually wish you were dead. You just make me feel so inadequate that I had to say something to vent.

[close]

I wouldn't expect anything less from a forum overpopulated by inferior beings!

Can't even stand by your words when the pressure is on!


It's all fun and games until foureyedjim starts crying! hahaaha

[close]

ay son, all ima advise that you prolly shouldnt claim to be superior than everyone with that pic as your sig. The camera quality is inferior to most, those timbs are inferior to damn near every boot ever, your haircut is inferior to the almighty fade, and that shirt is inferior to the many polos I have in my closet. Some could also argue that those peach colored walls are inferior to an eggshell white but thats neither here nor there. I aint tryna flame, but all im sayin is that you gotta put your best foot forward if you gon be so adamant about your superiority. 

[close]

I don't give a fuck about your weak assed hypebeast swag, punk!

You're weak as hell, youngin' I got 200$ ST.Croix slacks on deck! That's not what this shit is about!

Tryin to brag about your rich grandmothers house and shit, lol fuckboyyyyyy!!!




+That signature is used to showcase that I'm bout my business and skate in those joints, don't take shit out of context to suit your little fantasy mindset.

I already ran your bitch ass off of the forum before, I figured I would just keep shit neutral since you decided not to come at me, but if its on its on.

You're a bitch, and you can't fuck with me in any way.

Just a depressed wannabe taking lsd and rolling around in the driveway hahah!

WE OUT HERE!

[close]

Come on now son now is not the time to Terrell Owens catch some feelings I was only just trying to help. These clearly wannabe intense emotionally charged responses certainly aren't helping your case of supposed superiority either. Only inferior beings with insecurity issues would feel so offended by such a light, comical jab. But seriously tho, you use that pic to "showcase that you're about your business"? Lmao, the hoes must love that shit huh?

Hahaha! Want to talk about catching feelings? You have an entire catalog of emotional breakdowns on this site, don't get it twisted, youngin'!

"A sneak disser, thats that shit I don't like!"     


You think I'm actually heated over some clown who wears neckties over buttonups?

Hahahaha!

Fuck outtahere!

I'm just disappointed because I figured you were over it, but apparently you just can't handle my AURA!



You are INFERIOR


Just deal with it!