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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9690 on: August 14, 2020, 09:29:39 PM »
Am I a douche for liking fucking awesome & quasi? 
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because you hope that someone will give a different answer

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9691 on: August 15, 2020, 02:24:45 AM »
Am I a douche for liking fucking awesome & quasi? 
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you are fine for liking quasi. but a douche for liking fucking awesome. how old are you? sixteen? grow up.

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« Reply #9692 on: August 15, 2020, 02:31:28 AM »
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Am I a douche for liking fucking awesome & quasi? 
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you are fine for liking quasi. but a douche for liking fucking awesome. how old are you? sixteen? grow up.

ahh yes, crucifying someone because they like the wrong brand. classic slap. why dont we cancel him, as well?....... oh shit i just assumed that persons gender! fuck, i guess i need to be cancelled, too.

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« Reply #9693 on: August 15, 2020, 02:50:12 AM »
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Am I a douche for liking fucking awesome & quasi? 
Why do we ask the questions we know the answer to?
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you are fine for liking quasi. but a douche for liking fucking awesome. how old are you? sixteen? grow up.
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ahh yes, crucifying someone because they like the wrong brand. classic slap. why dont we cancel him, as well?....... oh shit i just assumed that persons gender! fuck, i guess i need to be cancelled, too.

Because of your post, I somehow just had the epiphany that Kanten Russell was a spoonerism for Cancel Routine.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9694 on: August 16, 2020, 01:58:08 AM »
Ah all good I mean heís not even my cat

Howís this for a real confession I am officially a snitch

I got roped into looking after my ice junkie niece a few months back. I caught her and her dickhead mates stealing my shit and they stomped fuck out of me, pulled my arm out of socket and broke my other wrist.
I stood and had a go itís difficult when youíre surrounded and alone though

Itís probably just one of those things how bad things happen to bad people but yeah one of em went missing shortly after and the niece damn she had her guts cut open
I heard it was real messy
amateur surgeon type shit

Obviously I had nothing to do with it I canít stress that enough and I mean I went to the cops anyway, I got a call yesterday wrapped em up off to jail

I hear that Xanax withdrawal is a real bitch
So is she
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« Reply #9695 on: August 16, 2020, 02:07:44 AM »
Ah all good I mean heís not even my cat

Howís this for a real confession I am officially a snitch

I got roped into looking after my ice junkie niece a few months back. I caught her and her dickhead mates stealing my shit and they stomped fuck out of me, pulled my arm out of socket and broke my other wrist.
I stood and had a go itís difficult when youíre surrounded and alone though

Itís probably just one of those things how bad things happen to bad people but yeah one of em went missing shortly after and the niece damn she had her guts cut open
I heard it was real messy
amateur surgeon type shit

Obviously I had nothing to do with it I canít stress that enough and I mean I went to the cops anyway, I got a call yesterday wrapped em up off to jail

I hear that Xanax withdrawal is a real bitch
So is she

but, are you ok?
for me, xanax withdrawal is a walk in the park compared to alcohol withdrawal. im struggling to go more than 24 hours without a drink. xanax withdrawal, im just numb, i guess that makes me lucky? i never had any seizures, either but alcohol withdrawal is unbearable. irritability, the shakes, not being able to focus, excessive sweating, heart palpitations, did i mention the shakes?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9696 on: August 16, 2020, 02:19:21 AM »
Iím all good thanks this happened a couple months ago. I have able to skate for a couple weeks now. It was a bit humiliating getting my head stomped in by what I would call kids but Iím all healed and I didnít get cut open or anything haha

I was taking about my niece, Iím not sure but I donít think they hand out bars in the can. I think she eats em like skittles
I have taken em before but never daily, havenít had any for a while now
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« Reply #9697 on: August 16, 2020, 02:23:54 AM »
Iím all good thanks this happened a couple months ago. I have able to skate for a couple weeks now. It was a bit humiliating getting my head stomped in by what I would call kids but Iím all healed and I didnít get cut open or anything haha

I was taking about my niece, Iím not sure but I donít think they hand out bars in the can. I think she eats em like skittles
I have taken em before but never daily, havenít had any for a while now
even though they were kids, never underestimate the power of a junkie going through withdrawal.

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« Reply #9698 on: August 16, 2020, 03:03:58 PM »
I went to skate today and it was gonna rain so there weren't many people there. Just some girls rollerblading and these 2 guys chatting about to leave. I go skate, everyone else leaves, and then it starts to rain so I leave. As i got in my car i noticed one of the 2 guys' boards sitting in the grass by where he parked. He probably forgot to put it in his car after talking with his buddy. I took it home because if it just sat in the rain it would've been fucked, but now if I don't get it back to him I'm a shithead thief. What do I do? I don't even go to that park often so it's not like I'll be back tomorrow and I'll just leave it at the same spot.

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« Reply #9699 on: August 16, 2020, 03:22:41 PM »
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Am I a douche for liking fucking awesome & quasi? 
Why do we ask the questions we know the answer to?
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you are fine for liking quasi. but a douche for liking fucking awesome. how old are you? sixteen? grow up.
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ahh yes, crucifying someone because they like the wrong brand. classic slap. why dont we cancel him, as well?....... oh shit i just assumed that persons gender! fuck, i guess i need to be cancelled, too.

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« Reply #9700 on: August 16, 2020, 03:43:39 PM »
I went to skate today and it was gonna rain so there weren't many people there. Just some girls rollerblading and these 2 guys chatting about to leave. I go skate, everyone else leaves, and then it starts to rain so I leave. As i got in my car i noticed one of the 2 guys' boards sitting in the grass by where he parked. He probably forgot to put it in his car after talking with his buddy. I took it home because if it just sat in the rain it would've been fucked, but now if I don't get it back to him I'm a shithead thief. What do I do? I don't even go to that park often so it's not like I'll be back tomorrow and I'll just leave it at the same spot.
Not like you intentionally scoped it out to steal, like you said he was at a loss for a skateboard even if he went back for it due to the rain. You did the right thing by fostering an abandoned complete.

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« Reply #9701 on: August 16, 2020, 05:29:35 PM »
I went to skate today and it was gonna rain so there weren't many people there. Just some girls rollerblading and these 2 guys chatting about to leave. I go skate, everyone else leaves, and then it starts to rain so I leave. As i got in my car i noticed one of the 2 guys' boards sitting in the grass by where he parked. He probably forgot to put it in his car after talking with his buddy. I took it home because if it just sat in the rain it would've been fucked, but now if I don't get it back to him I'm a shithead thief. What do I do? I don't even go to that park often so it's not like I'll be back tomorrow and I'll just leave it at the same spot.

Social media? Make a story tagging the local shops for them to repost. Mention the name of the park, the day you were there and don't post a photo of the board so that anyone trying to claim it has to describe it. And the way I see it, if a shop doesn't repost because they'd rather sell a new complete, fuck that shop.

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« Reply #9702 on: August 16, 2020, 05:46:59 PM »
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Am I a douche for liking fucking awesome & quasi? 
Why do we ask the questions we know the answer to?
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you are fine for liking quasi. but a douche for liking fucking awesome. how old are you? sixteen? grow up.
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ahh yes, crucifying someone because they like the wrong brand. classic slap. why dont we cancel him, as well?....... oh shit i just assumed that persons gender! fuck, i guess i need to be cancelled, too.
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You're doing it wrong

how would you go about getting cancelled, then?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9703 on: August 17, 2020, 11:24:56 AM »
I went to skate today and it was gonna rain so there weren't many people there. Just some girls rollerblading and these 2 guys chatting about to leave. I go skate, everyone else leaves, and then it starts to rain so I leave. As i got in my car i noticed one of the 2 guys' boards sitting in the grass by where he parked. He probably forgot to put it in his car after talking with his buddy. I took it home because if it just sat in the rain it would've been fucked, but now if I don't get it back to him I'm a shithead thief. What do I do? I don't even go to that park often so it's not like I'll be back tomorrow and I'll just leave it at the same spot.
Someone left their fairly new complete at a pretty high traffic spot I skate. I put it in my car so no one would take it while expecting them to come back for it. They never showed up. I hit them up through Instagram and nothing. I kept the board in my car for almost a full year before I saw them again and gave it back
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9704 on: August 17, 2020, 06:30:47 PM »
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I went to skate today and it was gonna rain so there weren't many people there. Just some girls rollerblading and these 2 guys chatting about to leave. I go skate, everyone else leaves, and then it starts to rain so I leave. As i got in my car i noticed one of the 2 guys' boards sitting in the grass by where he parked. He probably forgot to put it in his car after talking with his buddy. I took it home because if it just sat in the rain it would've been fucked, but now if I don't get it back to him I'm a shithead thief. What do I do? I don't even go to that park often so it's not like I'll be back tomorrow and I'll just leave it at the same spot.
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Someone left their fairly new complete at a pretty high traffic spot I skate. I put it in my car so no one would take it while expecting them to come back for it. They never showed up. I hit them up through Instagram and nothing. I kept the board in my car for almost a full year before I saw them again and gave it back

Better man than I am. Would have sold the parts after a 6 month wait.
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« Reply #9705 on: August 17, 2020, 06:54:01 PM »
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« Reply #9706 on: August 22, 2020, 07:13:55 AM »
Skating has just made me so angry lately. Ive probably had a few months where I haven't been feeling as stoked as i usually do on skating. Don't get me wrong the passion still burns but it seems to piss me off more than it hypes me up.
I seem to be just going through a period of stagnation, I haven't learnt anything new in weeks and when I do try something new I just get completely smoked on a slam. I've tried mixing it up by skating curbs and trying new stuff but even then the spots will turn to busts or it'll rain or some shit.

Maybe I'm just a pussy, maybe I'm just yearning for different things in skating. Maybe I'm just venting. Fuckin stupid.

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« Reply #9707 on: August 22, 2020, 05:21:32 PM »
How old are you?
Stop hating and actually learn something about textile production. You dont know shit about that.

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« Reply #9709 on: August 25, 2020, 11:39:57 AM »
Skating has just made me so angry lately. Ive probably had a few months where I haven't been feeling as stoked as i usually do on skating. Don't get me wrong the passion still burns but it seems to piss me off more than it hypes me up.
I seem to be just going through a period of stagnation, I haven't learnt anything new in weeks and when I do try something new I just get completely smoked on a slam. I've tried mixing it up by skating curbs and trying new stuff but even then the spots will turn to busts or it'll rain or some shit.

Maybe I'm just a pussy, maybe I'm just yearning for different things in skating. Maybe I'm just venting. Fuckin stupid.

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I'm 25 mate


Take that slam dude. For real, and enjoy it. Film yourself, even if you don't share, just to see where you fuck up.

From experience, you will be pissed when you're older if you don't take the good with the bad and just go for what you want to do. Just have fun. Fuck it, dont even flip your board. I barely do. Just ride around if you're stagnant on tricks. Bomb some hills.

Also, for sure get a rain board. A shitty board to use in a little rain or the occasional wet ditch or whatever. It is a great option for when you feel that itch, but don't wanna fuck up your new setup.

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« Reply #9710 on: August 25, 2020, 06:30:48 PM »
Mid-30s here and skateboarding got way more enjoyable for me in my 30s than in my 20s. In my 20s I struggled with plateauing, not picking new tricks up and barely holding onto my staples. In my 30s I find myself more relaxed about progression and just enjoying my time on the board. I work a boring corporate job as an analyst in a really dull segment of IT, I look forward to every weekend where I got 4 hours of me time at the park from 7-11am, I'm never going to be pro so I don't see a point in killing myself doing it.
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« Reply #9711 on: August 26, 2020, 01:54:29 AM »
Mid-30s here and skateboarding got way more enjoyable for me in my 30s than in my 20s. In my 20s I struggled with plateauing, not picking new tricks up and barely holding onto my staples. In my 30s I find myself more relaxed about progression and just enjoying my time on the board. I work a boring corporate job as an analyst in a really dull segment of IT, I look forward to every weekend where I got 4 hours of me time at the park from 7-11am, I'm never going to be pro so I don't see a point in killing myself doing it.

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Skating has just made me so angry lately. Ive probably had a few months where I haven't been feeling as stoked as i usually do on skating. Don't get me wrong the passion still burns but it seems to piss me off more than it hypes me up.
I seem to be just going through a period of stagnation, I haven't learnt anything new in weeks and when I do try something new I just get completely smoked on a slam. I've tried mixing it up by skating curbs and trying new stuff but even then the spots will turn to busts or it'll rain or some shit.

Maybe I'm just a pussy, maybe I'm just yearning for different things in skating. Maybe I'm just venting. Fuckin stupid.
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I'm 25 mate
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Take that slam dude. For real, and enjoy it. Film yourself, even if you don't share, just to see where you fuck up.

From experience, you will be pissed when you're older if you don't take the good with the bad and just go for what you want to do. Just have fun. Fuck it, dont even flip your board. I barely do. Just ride around if you're stagnant on tricks. Bomb some hills.

Also, for sure get a rain board. A shitty board to use in a little rain or the occasional wet ditch or whatever. It is a great option for when you feel that itch, but don't wanna fuck up your new setup.


Thanks guys. I really appreciate you taking the time to speak to me and add your experiences. I just need to remember why I started skating and continue to love skating, because it's such a fun, free thing to do. Need to take myself less serious, haha. Cheers guys, much love.

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« Reply #9712 on: August 26, 2020, 01:20:22 PM »
I don't enjoy modern East Coast skateboarding
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9713 on: August 26, 2020, 08:11:51 PM »
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Mid-30s here and skateboarding got way more enjoyable for me in my 30s than in my 20s. In my 20s I struggled with plateauing, not picking new tricks up and barely holding onto my staples. In my 30s I find myself more relaxed about progression and just enjoying my time on the board. I work a boring corporate job as an analyst in a really dull segment of IT, I look forward to every weekend where I got 4 hours of me time at the park from 7-11am, I'm never going to be pro so I don't see a point in killing myself doing it.
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Skating has just made me so angry lately. Ive probably had a few months where I haven't been feeling as stoked as i usually do on skating. Don't get me wrong the passion still burns but it seems to piss me off more than it hypes me up.
I seem to be just going through a period of stagnation, I haven't learnt anything new in weeks and when I do try something new I just get completely smoked on a slam. I've tried mixing it up by skating curbs and trying new stuff but even then the spots will turn to busts or it'll rain or some shit.

Maybe I'm just a pussy, maybe I'm just yearning for different things in skating. Maybe I'm just venting. Fuckin stupid.
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I'm 25 mate
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Take that slam dude. For real, and enjoy it. Film yourself, even if you don't share, just to see where you fuck up.

From experience, you will be pissed when you're older if you don't take the good with the bad and just go for what you want to do. Just have fun. Fuck it, dont even flip your board. I barely do. Just ride around if you're stagnant on tricks. Bomb some hills.

Also, for sure get a rain board. A shitty board to use in a little rain or the occasional wet ditch or whatever. It is a great option for when you feel that itch, but don't wanna fuck up your new setup.
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Thanks guys. I really appreciate you taking the time to speak to me and add your experiences. I just need to remember why I started skating and continue to love skating, because it's such a fun, free thing to do. Need to take myself less serious, haha. Cheers guys, much love.

Not to be a nag but skating in your 20s can be a drag - progress (a huge part of the skateboarding experience) lags behind, you're body is starting to slow down and life commitments catch up. You spend less time on the board, means you progress slower, your consistency goes down and you feel shitty about your session. It's a vicious cycle that caused me to just say fuck it and stopped skateboarding altogether.

I'm not sure if you have other interest but looking outside of skateboarding has been really helpful for me. In the 10-ish years I took off I picked up riding my motorcycle at the track, surfing and Muay Thai kickboxing, all of which allowed me to channel the stuff I learned from skateboarding (persistence, body mechanics, balance) into a meaningful form. It made the return to skateboarding much more rewarding because I didn't tie my physical worth to how many tries it took me to tailslide a fucking ledge.

If all else fails, go work on another aspect of skateboarding you missed out in your younger days. I wished I learned how to skate transition or carve a bowl when I was younger; go pick it up while you're still young and spritely!
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« Reply #9714 on: August 28, 2020, 05:06:54 AM »
Mental health pretty poor
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« Reply #9715 on: August 31, 2020, 11:25:22 PM »
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Mental health pretty poor
Think I'm getting married
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Why get married?

 
Well gonna sound pathetic. Just to escape current living situation & live comfortably with a cute girl

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« Reply #9716 on: September 01, 2020, 02:43:25 PM »
highlight in my life right now is the fact that lil wayne's No Ceilings mixtape from '09 made it to streaming... misplaced that file so long ago. it aint the whole thing but heavy early high school vibes are holding it down right now... i dont think i'll ever change the first quote in my sig ha...
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« Reply #9717 on: September 02, 2020, 08:28:01 AM »
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« Reply #9718 on: September 02, 2020, 08:23:06 PM »
I was never good at skating and stayed stagnant for tricks. I gave up on flip tricks and grinds I was limited to what I could do (nose slides, board slides, and occasionally a krook).

Being in quarantine Iíve had the patience/need to skate. Iíve been getting kickflips and heelflips down. Today I landed my first 50-50. Iím so stoked!
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« Reply #9719 on: September 02, 2020, 11:16:41 PM »
I was never good at skating and stayed stagnant for tricks. I gave up on flip tricks and grinds I was limited to what I could do (nose slides, board slides, and occasionally a krook).

Being in quarantine Iíve had the patience/need to skate. Iíve been getting kickflips and heelflips down. Today I landed my first 50-50. Iím so stoked!

+1, I'm finally getting my kickflip consistent after years of mob flips. Heelflips can suck a fuck.

I hate the content Braille releases but I admire their content first strategy and non-traditional means of turning "pro". They make "core" companies look dated; using the tradition means of going pro and getting paid board / shoe royalties. I wonder what percentage of their revenue is from YouTube content versus product sales.
Did any of you guys ever notice that if you took off the end "er" from his name, moved the "b" to after the "i" and then added an "l" to the "b" that you just moved, you'd spell "Bible"?