real confessions

[DA BIG BODY BENZ]

 lets say hypothetically you know somebody who made an onlyfans, how would you find it? do they go by screen names or their real name and when you subscribe do they know its you or are you completely anonymous?

[Cellular]

lets say hypothetically you know somebody who made an onlyfans, how would you find it? do they go by screen names or their real name and when you subscribe do they know its you or are you completely anonymous?

in my experience they promote it on their instagram story.  usually go by a screen name and not sure because i never bought any.

[Frank]

lets say hypothetically you know somebody who made an onlyfans, how would you find it? do they go by screen names or their real name and when you subscribe do they know its you or are you completely anonymous?

just ask them, why would they care, after all it's a public website. probably awkward to ask, sure, but after that it's probably chill. also women aren't dumb, your platonic hot girlfriends know very well you're beating the lizard thinking about them from time to time. i doubt a chick having a onlyfans would be shocked if you are friends and wanted to know their account.

i'd say it's pretty much impossible nowadays to be on onlyfans or pornhub and not have at least some acquainted people find out and from then on inevitably talk about it and spread the word. so everyone should just be open and chill about it.

[Grind King Rims]

In my experience, when any of my friends have started an only fans, they've been open and promoted it with their social media. Alternatively, you could try and promote yourself anonymously via tinder or something I guess.


Me, I use business cards with a life-sized picture of my penis on the reverse.

[iKobrakai]

I'm pretty much a boomer, so can't relate, but who the fuck pays for porn? There's the craziest shit for free..

[Cellular]

damn she really hanging up with dudes i thought i was cool with

wish i could drink to this but i gotta be sober so i can get a job

man..

[BieberStance]

I'm pretty much a boomer, so can't relate, but who the fuck pays for porn? There's the craziest shit for free..

with onlyfans, it's all about disguising porn as feministically legitimized, in order to get even the last intellectual girl with an apparent sense of self-worth from your circle of friends to take her clothes off. and it works very well to enable them this way, it seems. for many man, that's worth a few dollars. it's a perfidious game of power and the men win while the women think it's their turn.

it is the good old principle of marketing:
if you can't convince them, twist it so they think it was their own idea from the beginning.

please stop downvoting me. i am not supportive of what i explained. i don´t support exploitation of women at all.

[iKobrakai]

For fucks sake...

[Grind King Rims]

Anyway


I've really upped my shit game lately. At work I found a bathroom that's extra quiet and removed, I've got a pack of biodegradable baby wipes, I keep the prep H on deck. Upping the water, upping the fruit intake. Feels good man.

[mynameisnotjeff]

In my experience, when any of my friends have started an only fans, they've been open and promoted it with their social media. Alternatively, you could try and promote yourself anonymously via tinder or something I guess.


Me, I use business cards with a life-sized picture of my penis on the reverse.

Tinder promoting awkward. Like do they even swipe on you?

[friendly dave]

I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.

[nevrwasben]

I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.
Hey man, sincerely, how ya doin??

[iKobrakai]

How you doing, David?

[Frank]

I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.

if it wasn't covid i'd offer a hug and a chill afternoon at the duck pond with ice cream and sodas.

[matty_c]

I always liked your profile picture, Friendly Dave

[Grind King Rims]

So Friendly Dave isn't just a name. Respect. <3

[matty_c]

I saw the girl on my floor again, the one I burped on a few weeks ago
She was with her friends coming back from gym and her friends were like we know your dog’s name but who are you and I kinda thought they were trying to wingman the girl on my floor but got all flustered and I told them my name but I didn’t ask the girl for hers then I got the fuck out of there
She’s so pretty
I think they’re all Colombians or something

How do you talk to proper hot people sober Grind King Rims please help me for fucks sake
You seem to go alright mate
Or anyone please halp
I love her hahaha

Edited cause I didn’t say please before

[rocklobster]

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I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.

[close]

if it wasn't covid i'd offer a hug and a chill afternoon at the duck pond with ice cream and sodas.

Damn that sounds like a good time, would be nice to chill by a park with a book and a coffee. Fuck COVID.

Real Confessions is a weird place but if you never feel down about yourself just shoot your load on here. I've dealt with suicide in the past when I was 13 and the thoughts linger every once in a while. My best friend since primary school (grade school) recently told me he's been having suicide ideation, even had his estate planned out too in the event he passes. Rounded up our regular group of friends and made a point to stay connected with him so he keeps that human connection. I do 1-on-1 dinners and hang outs with him, get him talking about his marriage (cordial but not in love) and his suicidal thoughts. Thankfully he's doing better on the suicidal thoughts but the marriage still needs work.

TLDR: we are your shalomies, open your soul and TK bless.

[Grind King Rims]

I saw the girl on my floor again, the one I burped on a few weeks ago
She was with her friends coming back from gym and her friends were like we know your dog’s name but who are you and I kinda thought they were trying to wingman the girl on my floor but got all flustered and I told them my name but I didn’t ask the girl for hers then I got the fuck out of there
She’s so pretty
I think they’re all Colombians or something

How do you talk to proper hot people sober Grind King Rims please help me for fucks sake
You seem to go alright mate
Or anyone please halp
I love her hahaha

Edited cause I didn’t say please before

Fuck mate, I don't know, hahaha.

I guess the real issue is that you're panicking and finding it hard to chill. It's easier to relax with Dutch courage, but it's still you. Just breathe and take your time. I hate talking myself in circles, I get panicked and people get bored, so I try and breathe and take a second to respond more thoughtfully. I like to be brief and clear. I'm pretty comfortable with being brief. Once you have lots of eye contact and smiling, I really find that a lot of the time saying less is more. You just gotta be calm and confident, breathe, listen and maintain eye contact. Act like they're not hot, but don't be a dick, just be in control and they'll think, "He's so confident, he's not weird. I totally want him to burp on me again before I suck his dick."

I haven't really given you advice... It's hard to put into words, because I'm not cool or calm or collected, I just kind of will myself into being that way when I want to impress someone, I don't know. I just think, "fuck it, whatever"

If I were you, maybe the next time I saw them I'd say, "Hey, the last time we ran into each other I told you my name but I didn't catch yours? Hey it's nice to meet you." Chit chat for as long as they seem comfortable, you've got a dog so that should be easy, people love dogs. But before she goes, if it feels right, say "Maybe you'd like to come with me and [dog's name] for a walk sometime?"

And then you're on a one way ticket to tongue punching the life gnar button my friend.

[Grind King Rims]

I don't know if it came across, but the whole time I was writing that, and this, I was writing it with an Australian accent in my head. Let us know how it goes.

[DA BIG BODY BENZ]

I saw the girl on my floor again, the one I burped on a few weeks ago
She was with her friends coming back from gym and her friends were like we know your dog’s name but who are you and I kinda thought they were trying to wingman the girl on my floor but got all flustered and I told them my name but I didn’t ask the girl for hers then I got the fuck out of there
She’s so pretty
I think they’re all Colombians or something

How do you talk to proper hot people sober Grind King Rims please help me for fucks sake
You seem to go alright mate
Or anyone please halp
I love her hahaha

Edited cause I didn’t say please before

i feel you dude, its hard talking to girls when you're sober. sure its easy on the internet but face to face is nearly impossible for me. now that i think about it pretty much every time ive ever had sex drugs and alcohol played a huge roll

[Dr-Feelgood]

I saw the girl on my floor again, the one I burped on a few weeks ago
She was with her friends coming back from gym and her friends were like we know your dog’s name but who are you and I kinda thought they were trying to wingman the girl on my floor but got all flustered and I told them my name but I didn’t ask the girl for hers then I got the fuck out of there
She’s so pretty
I think they’re all Colombians or something

How do you talk to proper hot people sober Grind King Rims please help me for fucks sake
You seem to go alright mate
Or anyone please halp
I love her hahaha

Edited cause I didn’t say please before

matty you legend, i feel you bro, when i first met girls id always need some liquid courage to feel comfortable, without it id be all weird and anxious.
Its hard when chicks catch you off guard like that but yeah breathe and try not to get in your head, stay real casual and also remember that if you do something embarrassing, it aint the end of the world, some chicks find it endearing or you say fuck it and try again next time with another girl

[daewonbong3000]

I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.

I feel that man. I was that same friend for a long ass time.

[Grind King Rims]

Right on, man. Just keep going. <3

[straight]

every time rappers say crisco i hear chris cole

[Cellular]

every time rappers say crisco i hear chris cole

me too.  i refuse to believe roddy rich said crisco

[Cellular]

i just relapsed on xanax after months of sobriety

a lot of people would be super disappointed if they found out

[rawr1922]

i just relapsed on xanax after months of sobriety

a lot of people would be super disappointed if they found out

 
Don't stress brother, it's a process. Day by day. Many times the self conviction more gnar than the relapse. Speed bumps happen. Just start a new count. Every day is a new day. Didn't you feel good being on the sober train for a bit? Good luck, hope you hop back on the train

[Freelancevagrant]

i just relapsed on xanax after months of sobriety

a lot of people would be super disappointed if they found out

Remember my dude, Rome didn’t fall in a day. That shit was conquered.

You got this bruv. Shit happens, and you’re going to come out of this better than you believe.

[Cellular]

im so thankful for you guys, thanks for beleiving in me

restarted the clock we at two days clean :')