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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9870 on: November 18, 2020, 05:34:24 PM »
I'm pretty much a boomer, so can't relate, but who the fuck pays for porn? There's the craziest shit for free..

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9871 on: November 18, 2020, 10:21:09 PM »
damn she really hanging up with dudes i thought i was cool with

wish i could drink to this but i gotta be sober so i can get a job

man..


I mean he is kinda doing dog drugs so I fuck with it

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9872 on: November 19, 2020, 06:01:11 AM »
I'm pretty much a boomer, so can't relate, but who the fuck pays for porn? There's the craziest shit for free..

with onlyfans, it's all about disguising porn as feministically legitimized, in order to get even the last intellectual girl with an apparent sense of self-worth from your circle of friends to take her clothes off. and it works very well to enable them this way, it seems. for many man, that's worth a few dollars. it's a perfidious game of power and the men win while the women think it's their turn.

it is the good old principle of marketing:
if you can't convince them, twist it so they think it was their own idea from the beginning.

please stop downvoting me. i am not supportive of what i explained. i dont support exploitation of women at all.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9873 on: November 19, 2020, 06:55:32 AM »
For fucks sake...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9874 on: November 19, 2020, 12:27:00 PM »
Anyway


I've really upped my shit game lately. At work I found a bathroom that's extra quiet and removed, I've got a pack of biodegradable baby wipes, I keep the prep H on deck. Upping the water, upping the fruit intake. Feels good man.



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9875 on: November 19, 2020, 01:25:21 PM »
In my experience, when any of my friends have started an only fans, they've been open and promoted it with their social media. Alternatively, you could try and promote yourself anonymously via tinder or something I guess.


Me, I use business cards with a life-sized picture of my penis on the reverse.


Tinder promoting awkward. Like do they even swipe on you?
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9876 on: November 20, 2020, 02:53:06 AM »
I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9877 on: November 20, 2020, 06:18:30 AM »
I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.
Hey man, sincerely, how ya doin??

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9878 on: November 20, 2020, 07:17:45 AM »
How you doing, David?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9879 on: November 20, 2020, 01:10:01 PM »
I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.

if it wasn't covid i'd offer a hug and a chill afternoon at the duck pond with ice cream and sodas.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9880 on: November 20, 2020, 06:52:05 PM »
I always liked your profile picture, Friendly Dave
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9881 on: November 21, 2020, 07:45:20 AM »
So Friendly Dave isn't just a name. Respect. <3



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9882 on: Today at 03:09:45 AM »
I saw the girl on my floor again, the one I burped on a few weeks ago
She was with her friends coming back from gym and her friends were like we know your dogs name but who are you and I kinda thought they were trying to wingman the girl on my floor but got all flustered and I told them my name but I didnt ask the girl for hers then I got the fuck out of there
Shes so pretty
I think theyre all Colombians or something

How do you talk to proper hot people sober Grind King Rims please help me for fucks sake
You seem to go alright mate
Or anyone please halp
I love her hahaha

Edited cause I didnt say please before
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