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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9810 on: November 09, 2020, 01:39:33 AM »
I reckon we talked about this before, got hectic deja  vu but my memory is fucked sometimes
Raptors are dope tho but they are smaller here, I like the smaller ones cause our car parks are smaller
F trucks, tundras etc donít fit so not as practical
Looks sick tho, but us f150 raptor just so expensive here, 2013 models go for 100k lol. Should import one to sell haha
Camry is a good car, most toyotas are bulletproof

Yepp, gotta be insane to buy one.... Just like an Evo/WRX...

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« Reply #9811 on: November 09, 2020, 07:49:17 AM »
But they did a good job with Camry, cannot lie.
Iíve moved from Sports cars to Camrys. I used to like Corvettes and Mustangs but as Iíve mellowed out Camrys grab my attention. Theyíre comfortable and that mileage is great.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9812 on: November 09, 2020, 09:07:28 AM »
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But they did a good job with Camry, cannot lie.
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Iíve moved from Sports cars to Camrys. I used to like Corvettes and Mustangs but as Iíve mellowed out Camrys grab my attention. Theyíre comfortable and that mileage is great.

For sure, if I had to trust a car with my family's safety and overall reliability, Toyota wins...

But I'm bored ex-junkie and want something dumb.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9813 on: November 09, 2020, 06:59:58 PM »
Ordered a boat load of stuff for sale on my online skate store and the payment on my credit card is looking pretty scary.

I've been neglecting my office job to focus on the store. I've been holding out for a job from another company but they have been slow moving and I would hate to be dicked around after months of waiting for them to come back with an offer.
Did any of you guys ever notice that if you took off the end "er" from his name, moved the "b" to after the "i" and then added an "l" to the "b" that you just moved, you'd spell "Bible"?

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« Reply #9814 on: November 09, 2020, 08:12:22 PM »
Not easy being us, wage cucks...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9815 on: November 09, 2020, 09:50:21 PM »
Not easy being us, wage cucks...

I agree, but I'm feeling really disconnected from the job. I understand that the reason why a job pays you money is because it is unpleasant, hence you are are compensated for it. But I've really lost all interest in this job. My was the only one in my team based in my own country, my manager and rest of the team are based in the same country. So the lack of geographical proximity does not help with feeling disconnected from my colleagues. Coupled with COVID slowing down travel (previously a sizable part of my job) and having my manager and colleagues really far away has me drifting like a balloon in a convention center.

I'm really enjoying running my skateshop online but the margins are decent to thin even without the overhead of a shop front and operating it entirely out of my apartment. I've ran my own business before (office, sales people, admin staff, distributors, post-sales service) to know how stressful and tough that route can be. Right now business is decent, I move 100-200 worth of product a day but that's because kids are finishing up their exams and the end of year holidays are approaching. Come January when school picks up again I dont' want to be stuck with mountains of inventory I can't clear in time.
Did any of you guys ever notice that if you took off the end "er" from his name, moved the "b" to after the "i" and then added an "l" to the "b" that you just moved, you'd spell "Bible"?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9816 on: November 12, 2020, 03:31:12 AM »
When it was time to graduate from high school, I carried out the plan to purposely sabotage my grades and graduation in order to gain another year of school. Exclusively for the reason that I became aware that new challenges and obligations associated with the graduation would break up the time and structures to the detriment of skateboarding. because I observed exactly this happening to peers who were older. they stopped or something like that. I also communicated this very openly. as a result, my worried parents turned to experts for advice and i had to talk to them. Of course, they were completely overwhelmed with my point of view and therefore attested it to some form of high intelligence and genius. that was about 20 years ago and i still haven't really managed to pull my head out of my ass.
I'm pretty sure I was and am actually just really really lazy and a little sociopathic

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9817 on: November 12, 2020, 07:58:12 AM »
Damn, Bieber..

I'm not good at anything.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9818 on: November 12, 2020, 01:44:10 PM »
Damn, Bieber..

I'm not good at anything.
Hmm not true.

1) Landed a f/s Nose blunt slide once.
2) Passed a super hard course in Industrial Economics that very few could
3) Clean and sober since 2013-04-08 but something that I don't bring that up often.
4) Did a blunt to fakie no a decent mini once.
5) Beat Ninja Gaiden Blacko twice.
Also, the other 4 are also impressive. Except I have no idea what #5 is.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9819 on: November 12, 2020, 07:55:26 PM »
Lots of love, bro!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9820 on: November 12, 2020, 08:32:28 PM »
i think i have covid at least once a day and it spirals into near panic attacks
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« Reply #9821 on: November 13, 2020, 12:39:36 AM »
Met a hot af girl in my building, been kicking it a bit
Sheís got boobs out to Wednesday theyíre magnificent. She stuck a nicotine patch on my ass the other night and showed me hers on her arse, she didnít have any underwear on just a kimono. My eyes almost fell out of my head. I had started drinking like right after work and by the time we were kicking it it was like 9pm and I was wasted but sober enough to know I stank from work, so I didnít try do anything

Hung out today but she has friends coming over for dinner so I went back to my apartment
My dick is just throbbing in my pants
She hit me up to make her dinner over the weekend so thereís probably still time
She was on a tv show so I donít wanna like out her but Iíll dm cunts photos if anyone reckons Iím full of shit
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9822 on: November 13, 2020, 01:21:56 AM »
Met a hot af girl in my building, been kicking it a bit
Sheís got boobs out to Wednesday theyíre magnificent. She stuck a nicotine patch on my ass the other night and showed me hers on her arse, she didnít have any underwear on just a kimono. My eyes almost fell out of my head. I had started drinking like right after work and by the time we were kicking it it was like 9pm and I was wasted but sober enough to know I stank from work, so I didnít try do anything

Hung out today but she has friends coming over for dinner so I went back to my apartment
My dick is just throbbing in my pants
She hit me up to make her dinner over the weekend so thereís probably still time
She was on a tv show so I donít wanna like out her but Iíll dm cunts photos if anyone reckons Iím full of shit

Hope it works out over the weekend. Getting blocked by people's mates is the worst.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9823 on: November 13, 2020, 01:26:05 AM »
matty, i swear when i read all this i always want to be you. in fact if i wanted to be one pal for a day it would probably be you. your life sounds interesting in a non stressful way.

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« Reply #9824 on: November 13, 2020, 01:39:48 AM »
matty, i swear when i read all this i always want to be you. in fact if i wanted to be one pal for a day it would probably be you. your life sounds interesting in a non stressful way.

You're like stan but not on dog drugs. Which is a good thing.

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« Reply #9825 on: November 13, 2020, 02:40:05 AM »
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matty, i swear when i read all this i always want to be you. in fact if i wanted to be one pal for a day it would probably be you. your life sounds interesting in a non stressful way.
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You're like stan but not on dog drugs. Which is a good thing.

that is the best compliment i ever heard, thanks bro. stan is actually a big influence on me.

EDIT: i think you meant matty, but i still would also want to be like stan, minus dog drugs

EDIT 2: lol i'm fried from not sleeping, sry...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9826 on: November 13, 2020, 04:14:29 AM »
Cheers, guys..Iíve had some colossal fuck ups but Iím working on it haha
Sometimes I stress I left it too late to meet the girl, most of my friends are settled or settling down now
I wanna breed at some point

Whoís Stan though that went over my head
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« Reply #9827 on: November 13, 2020, 06:31:40 AM »
Frank, you can be stan too.

Well, Dear Matthew, stan is a Slap legend. Probably most known for his quote "thug life naked". Seek and thou shall find.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9828 on: November 13, 2020, 12:28:25 PM »
Guys a lord
We are all Stan
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9829 on: November 13, 2020, 11:26:43 PM »
Met a hot af girl in my building, been kicking it a bit
Sheís got boobs out to Wednesday theyíre magnificent. She stuck a nicotine patch on my ass the other night and showed me hers on her arse, she didnít have any underwear on just a kimono. My eyes almost fell out of my head. I had started drinking like right after work and by the time we were kicking it it was like 9pm and I was wasted but sober enough to know I stank from work, so I didnít try do anything

Hung out today but she has friends coming over for dinner so I went back to my apartment
My dick is just throbbing in my pants
She hit me up to make her dinner over the weekend so thereís probably still time
She was on a tv show so I donít wanna like out her but Iíll dm cunts photos if anyone reckons Iím full of shit

What tv show was she on? We talking reality tv? MAFS or the bachleor


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9830 on: November 14, 2020, 01:43:12 AM »
Fuck of Iíve already stitched myself up here you want me to focus or what cunt
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9831 on: November 14, 2020, 02:37:26 AM »
Tongue punch that gnar button son!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9832 on: November 14, 2020, 09:05:17 AM »
"Strictly for the culture" - Brian Wenning 2017

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« Reply #9833 on: November 14, 2020, 04:32:07 PM »
Man nah it didnít really work out partially because I took a while bunch of acid and it got right on top of me I canít stress that enough at some point my mind just said see ya space cowboy man I might have gone full Jeremy Rogers I just donít know

I just picked up my sister and I have to take her tenpin bowling and I am still hallucinating and Iím not happy about it Iím fucking off it today

Thereís a bit more to the story Iíll am just struggling to piece shit together I gotta deal with my life for now and update later
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« Reply #9834 on: November 14, 2020, 05:09:56 PM »
Man nah it didnít really work out partially because I took a while bunch of acid and it got right on top of me I canít stress that enough at some point my mind just said see ya space cowboy man I might have gone full Jeremy Rogers I just donít know

I just picked up my sister and I have to take her tenpin bowling and I am still hallucinating and Iím not happy about it Iím fucking off it today

Thereís a bit more to the story Iíll am just struggling to piece shit together I gotta deal with my life for now and update later


driving on drugs
you basically plan to ck boulala your sis
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« Reply #9835 on: November 14, 2020, 05:48:05 PM »
Cunt I live in the city we Uberd like 500 metres
Man when did bowling alleys turn into day clubs thereís a visualiser with all crazy cartoons and shit Iíll post a picture we are having a blast
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« Reply #9836 on: November 14, 2020, 10:36:30 PM »
Come on man, what show she from? Youve peaked my interest. Also you from sydney?!


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« Reply #9837 on: November 14, 2020, 10:56:56 PM »
Reality show back in the day, not current
Brisbane bro, man I know this seems weird as but Iíll dm you what Iím pretty sure happened I know I talk a bunch but I swear even though I got Jeremed a lil the truth is stranger than fiction sometimes
For reasons Iíll dm you she kinda stitched me at least as much as I stitched her being on trips
Inasmuch as she was not who she appeared to be the first few times we kicked it
Yeah Iíll just message you I sound crazy

And I saw the guards in my building today I didnít really jereme it but they said I was fair sideways but not too bad for me on a sat night some of it must have been in my head for sure
But I was fair cooking last night

And strike bowling is fucking sick, me and sister had a fucking ball I just kept booking more lanes and they accommodated my arse the staff were lovely we were there for a while Iím a pig for dark rooms beers and ac

Just cause this is out there I did have a word to the prick at the bar and made it clear from the start to fix the score so Michelle wins and we didnít drive anywhere

Iím a pig but Iím not a complete fuckwit
Iíll post pics of bowling in lifestyle thread later
Turns out I love bowling
Well do mini golf next Sunday yess cunt

I uh wrote the vehicle off on a highway earlier in the year nobodyís giving me a license until feb
Iím not helping my case here but no bullshit
Still pumping out the work so fuck it

The quest for a mint bird continues huh

Sorry I just didnít wanna leave yas hanging I wish I coulda told yas we banged but didnít happen
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« Reply #9838 on: November 14, 2020, 11:43:11 PM »
Damn. The story is ace regardless. I don't know how you guys take psychedelics and jump on Slap. Navigating words and numbers is too overwhelming for me if i'm trippin.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9839 on: November 15, 2020, 12:02:32 AM »
Ego

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