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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9870 on: November 18, 2020, 05:34:24 PM »
I'm pretty much a boomer, so can't relate, but who the fuck pays for porn? There's the craziest shit for free..

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« Reply #9871 on: November 18, 2020, 10:21:09 PM »
damn she really hanging up with dudes i thought i was cool with

wish i could drink to this but i gotta be sober so i can get a job

man..


I mean he is kinda doing dog drugs so I fuck with it

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« Reply #9872 on: November 19, 2020, 06:01:11 AM »
I'm pretty much a boomer, so can't relate, but who the fuck pays for porn? There's the craziest shit for free..

with onlyfans, it's all about disguising porn as feministically legitimized, in order to get even the last intellectual girl with an apparent sense of self-worth from your circle of friends to take her clothes off. and it works very well to enable them this way, it seems. for many man, that's worth a few dollars. it's a perfidious game of power and the men win while the women think it's their turn.

it is the good old principle of marketing:
if you can't convince them, twist it so they think it was their own idea from the beginning.

please stop downvoting me. i am not supportive of what i explained. i don´t support exploitation of women at all.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9873 on: November 19, 2020, 06:55:32 AM »
For fucks sake...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9874 on: November 19, 2020, 12:27:00 PM »
Anyway


I've really upped my shit game lately. At work I found a bathroom that's extra quiet and removed, I've got a pack of biodegradable baby wipes, I keep the prep H on deck. Upping the water, upping the fruit intake. Feels good man.



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« Reply #9875 on: November 19, 2020, 01:25:21 PM »
In my experience, when any of my friends have started an only fans, they've been open and promoted it with their social media. Alternatively, you could try and promote yourself anonymously via tinder or something I guess.


Me, I use business cards with a life-sized picture of my penis on the reverse.


Tinder promoting awkward. Like do they even swipe on you?
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« Reply #9876 on: November 20, 2020, 02:53:06 AM »
I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.
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« Reply #9877 on: November 20, 2020, 06:18:30 AM »
I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9878 on: November 20, 2020, 07:17:45 AM »
How you doing, David?

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« Reply #9879 on: November 20, 2020, 01:10:01 PM »
I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.

if it wasn't covid i'd offer a hug and a chill afternoon at the duck pond with ice cream and sodas.

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« Reply #9880 on: November 20, 2020, 06:52:05 PM »
I always liked your profile picture, Friendly Dave
listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9881 on: November 21, 2020, 07:45:20 AM »
So Friendly Dave isn't just a name. Respect. <3



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« Reply #9882 on: November 25, 2020, 03:09:45 AM »
I saw the girl on my floor again, the one I burped on a few weeks ago
She was with her friends coming back from gym and her friends were like we know your dog’s name but who are you and I kinda thought they were trying to wingman the girl on my floor but got all flustered and I told them my name but I didn’t ask the girl for hers then I got the fuck out of there
She’s so pretty
I think they’re all Colombians or something

How do you talk to proper hot people sober Grind King Rims please help me for fucks sake
You seem to go alright mate
Or anyone please halp
I love her hahaha

Edited cause I didn’t say please before
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9883 on: November 25, 2020, 09:36:31 AM »
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I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.
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if it wasn't covid i'd offer a hug and a chill afternoon at the duck pond with ice cream and sodas.

Damn that sounds like a good time, would be nice to chill by a park with a book and a coffee. Fuck COVID.

Real Confessions is a weird place but if you never feel down about yourself just shoot your load on here. I've dealt with suicide in the past when I was 13 and the thoughts linger every once in a while. My best friend since primary school (grade school) recently told me he's been having suicide ideation, even had his estate planned out too in the event he passes. Rounded up our regular group of friends and made a point to stay connected with him so he keeps that human connection. I do 1-on-1 dinners and hang outs with him, get him talking about his marriage (cordial but not in love) and his suicidal thoughts. Thankfully he's doing better on the suicidal thoughts but the marriage still needs work.

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« Reply #9884 on: November 25, 2020, 12:17:31 PM »
I saw the girl on my floor again, the one I burped on a few weeks ago
She was with her friends coming back from gym and her friends were like we know your dog’s name but who are you and I kinda thought they were trying to wingman the girl on my floor but got all flustered and I told them my name but I didn’t ask the girl for hers then I got the fuck out of there
She’s so pretty
I think they’re all Colombians or something

How do you talk to proper hot people sober Grind King Rims please help me for fucks sake
You seem to go alright mate
Or anyone please halp
I love her hahaha

Edited cause I didn’t say please before

Fuck mate, I don't know, hahaha.

I guess the real issue is that you're panicking and finding it hard to chill. It's easier to relax with Dutch courage, but it's still you. Just breathe and take your time. I hate talking myself in circles, I get panicked and people get bored, so I try and breathe and take a second to respond more thoughtfully. I like to be brief and clear. I'm pretty comfortable with being brief. Once you have lots of eye contact and smiling, I really find that a lot of the time saying less is more. You just gotta be calm and confident, breathe, listen and maintain eye contact. Act like they're not hot, but don't be a dick, just be in control and they'll think, "He's so confident, he's not weird. I totally want him to burp on me again before I suck his dick."

I haven't really given you advice... It's hard to put into words, because I'm not cool or calm or collected, I just kind of will myself into being that way when I want to impress someone, I don't know. I just think, "fuck it, whatever"

If I were you, maybe the next time I saw them I'd say, "Hey, the last time we ran into each other I told you my name but I didn't catch yours? Hey it's nice to meet you." Chit chat for as long as they seem comfortable, you've got a dog so that should be easy, people love dogs. But before she goes, if it feels right, say "Maybe you'd like to come with me and [dog's name] for a walk sometime?"

And then you're on a one way ticket to tongue punching the life gnar button my friend.



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9885 on: November 25, 2020, 12:19:10 PM »
I don't know if it came across, but the whole time I was writing that, and this, I was writing it with an Australian accent in my head. Let us know how it goes.



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« Reply #9886 on: November 25, 2020, 02:14:45 PM »
I saw the girl on my floor again, the one I burped on a few weeks ago
She was with her friends coming back from gym and her friends were like we know your dog’s name but who are you and I kinda thought they were trying to wingman the girl on my floor but got all flustered and I told them my name but I didn’t ask the girl for hers then I got the fuck out of there
She’s so pretty
I think they’re all Colombians or something

How do you talk to proper hot people sober Grind King Rims please help me for fucks sake
You seem to go alright mate
Or anyone please halp
I love her hahaha

Edited cause I didn’t say please before



i feel you dude, its hard talking to girls when you're sober. sure its easy on the internet but face to face is nearly impossible for me. now that i think about it pretty much every time ive ever had sex drugs and alcohol played a huge roll

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9887 on: November 25, 2020, 10:58:10 PM »
I saw the girl on my floor again, the one I burped on a few weeks ago
She was with her friends coming back from gym and her friends were like we know your dog’s name but who are you and I kinda thought they were trying to wingman the girl on my floor but got all flustered and I told them my name but I didn’t ask the girl for hers then I got the fuck out of there
She’s so pretty
I think they’re all Colombians or something

How do you talk to proper hot people sober Grind King Rims please help me for fucks sake
You seem to go alright mate
Or anyone please halp
I love her hahaha

Edited cause I didn’t say please before

matty you legend, i feel you bro, when i first met girls id always need some liquid courage to feel comfortable, without it id be all weird and anxious.
Its hard when chicks catch you off guard like that but yeah breathe and try not to get in your head, stay real casual and also remember that if you do something embarrassing, it aint the end of the world, some chicks find it endearing or you say fuck it and try again next time with another girl


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« Reply #9888 on: November 29, 2020, 04:28:31 AM »
I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.

I feel that man. I was that same friend for a long ass time.

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« Reply #9889 on: November 30, 2020, 08:35:29 PM »
I have a few friends that I'm the person they call, or talk to when they need to vent. One of whom I had to talk out of suicide earlier this year. That was one of the hardest phone calls I've ever dealt with. I always try to ask people how they're doing because I know that can be a small but, important gesture. I just wish someone would ask how I'm doing every once and a while.

damn bro, it's hard being the constant helper. that's been my role for most of this life and over the past 7 months I've been learning to not be that person all the time. How Are you today?

Just so you're not alone I'll throw an abridged confession out there

Starting last thanksgiving ('19) until April ('20), I had a cousin OD, an old homie OD and die on the side of the road, another kid I used to kick it with OD and die, my grandfather had a stroke, got Covid and croaked, another cousin got Covid when it first went down and was hospitalized for 3 weeks in Michigan. In early December '19, my oldest homie, who i considered a brother, got robbed by a crew of dudes with ARs and was hogtied in the woods for a couple days before he could escape to get ahold of me so that I could rescue his ass, only to tell me a month later to fuck off (essentially breaking off the longest, closest non-blood relationship in my life). Then in late January, while traveling from one international airport to another and back, I got some sort of sickness that I'm almost certain was Covid and left me out of commission for a few weeks. I also developed an ear infection that lasted 3 months and left permanent tinnitus, all while starting grad school full time for social work after literally living a hermits life in the woods for the 5 years prior. While this is all going down, 2 women with whom I had once been very close through separate relationships and hadn't talked with in many years hit me up to tell me they were suicidal and "wanted to let me know what was going on." One girl says "I'm in the mental hospital and have plans to kill myself when I get out. I just want to let you know I love you and you're a good guy. Figured I'd tell you what was going on back home. Hope you're well." I don't have this number on lock, I have no idea who it is and have to figure it out, which with some sleuthing wasn't too hard. But I'm just at the end of my rope dealing with my own shit, you know? Dealing with clinical anxiety and depression for the first time in my (at the time) 34 years, and I've got someone else dumping on me. This went on for a week when she sent me pictures of superficial cuts and a shaved head, I cracked and had the 5-0 do a wellness check. There was nothing I could do, 3500 miles away, no relationship. I was done with it. In the midst of all of this, I'm trying to get my graduate work done and slip up. I explain everything to the profs, they're all cool except one who says "you need to deal with the consequences of your actions and take your education seriously." He subsequently tells me I can't pass the class and wouldn't except my last assignment because "it would be cutting corners and I'm not willing to do that for you." So, I get through my first year of MSW program with a 3.97GPA except for this one class I was able to withdraw from due to a Covid ruling by the Dean. But you see, it's a cohort based program and classes are offered but once per year, so I'm unable to take classes until next year, excluding the one class I will retake in the spring. All in all, I'm thankful to not be in school this year. I'm getting stronger and healing in all ways. most definitely relishing doing whatever.the.fuck.i.want.to.do. and learning to take care of myself, a big piece of which is not being so open for other folks and setting boundaries. it feels pretty unnatural at first, even callous, but man, I feel better. lighter.

take care of yourself hombre. <3