real confessions

[Doctor Handsome]

I watch Gossip Girl with my girlfriend. That's almost too bad to admit. Sorry guys

[Mackattack]

I watch Gossip Girl with my girlfriend. That's almost too bad to admit. Sorry guys

Its ok, I watch the Hills and that Kardashian show with mine...

[you took to much]

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I watch Gossip Girl with my girlfriend. That's almost too bad to admit. Sorry guys

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Its ok, I watch the Hills and that Kardashian show with mine...

i have to watch the hills with mine as well.. i can't believe i know what happens in that show. its just the worst.

[clamy]

i watch the secret life of an american teenager solely on that one chick adrian. she's hot as fuck in that show even with a boy's name.

[longballlarry]

i watch pretty much all those shows and worse. and i'm single.

[BriDen]

Damn, I got it lucky; the only shows my girl wants to watch with me are South Park and the Office.

However, I watched all 5 seasons of both Queer as Folk and Grey's Anatomy all by myself... I guess there's my confession.

[larry bertlemann]

ran over a family of ducks and i dont feel sorry about t

you sir, are a stone cold killah.  blop blop blop

[floop]

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As hard as peeing is, forget shitting... I don't shit in public bathrooms unless I have a turtle head poking out of my ass. 

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I usually have to take a shit at almost every bar I go to, I think the first beer and then a cigg just makes it have to happen (coffee is the same way). 

It's either the TP over the toilet technique, or the hover above one.   

when i was in Korea i became pretty adept at the hovering technique.  most of their public toilets are just basically a toilet in the ground that you crouch over.  kind of uncomfortable, but a good skill to have if you need to shit in a particularly mangy bathroom

[EricLogan]

I shit in public places like dogs mark trees on walks

[Blue Fescue]

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As hard as peeing is, forget shitting... I don't shit in public bathrooms unless I have a turtle head poking out of my ass. 

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I usually have to take a shit at almost every bar I go to, I think the first beer and then a cigg just makes it have to happen (coffee is the same way). 

It's either the TP over the toilet technique, or the hover above one.   

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when i was in Korea i became pretty adept at the hovering technique.  most of their public toilets are just basically a toilet in the ground that you crouch over.  kind of uncomfortable, but a good skill to have if you need to shit in a particularly mangy bathroom

Yes but it is one of the main reasons that there are very low hemorrhoid rates in eastern countries

[Jack]

I wish I had the balls to be Halloween every day



but the flowers kind of ruin the effect and my Mummy would kill me if I painted the lovely Summer Yellow walls black.

[loco bob]

I fantasize about elissa steamer

[BriDen]

I fantasize about elissa steamer marisa dal santo

[SleepyPeePee]

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I watch Gossip Girl with my girlfriend. That's almost too bad to admit. Sorry guys

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Its ok, I watch the Hills and that Kardashian show with mine...

 & i started enjoying it.. 

[jack burton]

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I fantasize about elissa steamer marisa dal santo

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i would do awful things to this girl.

[spare change]

I shit in public places like dogs mark trees on walks

I can attest to this.

[larry bertlemann]

I fantasize about elissa steamer

they dont call you "loco"bob for no reason.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

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I fantasize about elissa steamer marisa dal santo

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i would do awful things to this girl.

She's like the chick in a teen movie that is friends with the nerdy dude but is secretly in love with him but helps him try to get the hot girl then at the end he gets the hot girl but he really loves Marissa so he goes to her and says hey whatup i love you.

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As hard as peeing is, forget shitting... I don't shit in public bathrooms unless I have a turtle head poking out of my ass. 

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I usually have to take a shit at almost every bar I go to, I think the first beer and then a cigg just makes it have to happen (coffee is the same way). 

It's either the TP over the toilet technique, or the hover above one.   

[close]

when i was in Korea i became pretty adept at the hovering technique.  most of their public toilets are just basically a toilet in the ground that you crouch over.  kind of uncomfortable, but a good skill to have if you need to shit in a particularly mangy bathroom

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Yes but it is one of the main reasons that there are very low hemorrhoid rates in eastern countries

you learn something new every day

[Bobbito]

School brings me down probably more than anything else. Ever since elementary school I just never really saw a reason to try hard and now I don't even do good enough for any grants whatsoever. I even cut work down to two days a week and still find myself finding skate and car videos on YouTube worth more time than getting pretty good grades and getting the fuck out of college.

I suck at skating. It's been 9 years since I started skating yet I'm no better than a 15 year old who's been skating for 2 years.

I'm too pussy to pick up girls. I'm always thinking about things I could say to chicks if at a party or just approaching a chick in school or something but then flake completely.

The whole combo of sucking at school, lack of vagina, and lack of money has me wicked down lately. The fact that winter is coming isn't helping that either because it seems like every winter I just get more and more down. Last winter I had just started dating some chick and ended up rushing that way too fast, probably why she broke up with me a month later. Icant wait to just finish school and move to New York and start meeting new people.

[sparksandblood]

School brings me down probably more than anything else. Ever since elementary school I just never really saw a reason to try hard and now I don't even do good enough for any grants whatsoever. I even cut work down to two days a week and still find myself finding skate and car videos on YouTube worth more time than getting pretty good grades and getting the fuck out of college.

Thats a pretty dumb statement.
Skating-who the fuck cares if you suck, its suppose to be fun.
Vagina-stop being a pussy and go for it, even if you say something stupid it dosent matter just talk to them hoes

[Bobbito]

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School brings me down probably more than anything else. Ever since elementary school I just never really saw a reason to try hard and now I don't even do good enough for any grants whatsoever. I even cut work down to two days a week and still find myself finding skate and car videos on YouTube worth more time than getting pretty good grades and getting the fuck out of college.

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Thats a pretty dumb statement.
Skating-who the fuck cares if you suck, its suppose to be fun.
Vagina-stop being a pussy and go for it, even if you say something stupid it dosent matter just talk to them hoes

I think you misunderstood. What I'm trying to say is my performance in school has a direct relationship to my mood. If I do good, I'm happy as ever. But once I start to get worse and worse grades, which si every year, I get all moody and from there on it's a downward spiral...which brings me to conclude that even skating I get bummed out sometimes because I hope I can have fun but end up thinking about school and my mood goes to hell. Growing pains d00d!

[MahShugahNah 2.0]

 It's been 10 years since I started skating yet I'm no better than a 15 year old who's been skating for 2 years.

 

But, Ive never had more fun. I find myself relearning or landing a trick I had consistent when I was like 12 and still being stoked to land it.

[blo0mz]

Relapsed on heroin.

Stole $750 from Dad and $300 from Mom.

Mom found out, Dad hasn't yet.

I'm going to long-term residential treatment (6 months to a year in a facility) in a week or two.

My life sucks.

I'm so sick of it all. 

[Albatross]

the only reason i get out of bed 90% of mornings is a blt bagel hashbrown coffee and smoke at mcdonalds


if i do not think of these things in the morning i will sleep until 2 because nothing really seems very important to me anymore.

[busey]

Relapsed on heroin.

Stole $750 from Dad and $300 from Mom.

Mom found out, Dad hasn't yet.

I'm going to long-term residential treatment (6 months to a year in a facility) in a week or two.

My life sucks.

I'm so sick of it all. 

[scootboard]

I watch Gossip Girl with my girlfriend. That's almost too bad to admit. Sorry guys

i watch project runway by myself

[drunk]

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this thing annoys me

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[heckler]

I don't really go out that much, I always want to but whenever I have the opportunity I'm really afraid of something shitty happening so I never end up having that much fun.

I hurt myself the first day of school and haven't been able to skate at all in college and most of what I do is sit around and post on slap. I was pretty depressed at one point.

I'm going to school but I have no real prospects and can't see a future for myself.

I think I watch too much porn.

During my first semester at school I've met maybe 5 people. I think that a lot of the people who I was really close to in high school don't really give a shit about me anymore, and I get super bummed about it.

[sparksandblood]

During my first semester at school I've met maybe 5 people. I think that a lot of the people who I was really close to in high school don't really give a shit about me anymore, and I get super bummed about it.

No one gives a fuck about you after high school, take it as a good thing because those people will probably end up sucking anyway.