real confessions

[zipzinger666]

briden, sorry if i got a bit out of line there, im just feeling off lately. i am pretty damn serious about it though and am trying to get my shit in check before it gets too bad, because i know that secluding myself will not help in the slightest. i should probably seek help if i can't function anymore, but right now im just generally depressed and i hope its just temporary. i actually do like SLAP, but i definitely should never seek any advice or information outside the realms of skateboarding on here. was just trying to vent for now, hope i wasn't too ridiculous or mental...

edit: im not suicidal in any way shape or form though, just mentally bashing myself...

[CeeyMar]

slapicidal.

[tiger woods]

for almost 3 years now, i've been dealing with the fact that i will amount to nothing.

[jack burton]

^ same. im ok with it as long as im actually happy.

[oyolar]

^ same. im ok with it as long as im actually happy.

Same, but I'm not happy.

[jack burton]

^ to be completely honest it scares the shit out of me some times. just tryin to be E-HARD.

[rawbertson.]

i feel like i just man handled the rail the b.a. did in my job interviews, now im going to bic my head and front blunt the hubba hideout of the insurance and investments industry over the next month.

[Zurg]

amounting to something is way over rated

[jeremyrandall]

Last night I discovered that eating your girlfriend's pussy after eating spicy pizza can create an uncomfortable situation for everyone involved.  But mostly for her when she starts asking why her pussy burns.  Talk about a boner killer.

[CigaretteBeer]

I think this is really funny

[TheHyphyVelociraptor]

I wanna fuck that woman on the God of War 3 commercial. And, I won this off eBay:

[jack burton]

^ new or used?

[TheHyphyVelociraptor]

It was brand new.

[Vegetable Lasagna]

was?

[TheHyphyVelociraptor]

I used it and it's in my closet. I'm content with my hands.

[floop]

I used it and it's in my closet. I'm content with my hands.

you should put it up for sale in Slap Classifieds

[Locbrew]

Karaoke is the most addicting thing when you are hammered drunk.

[jack burton]

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I used it and it's in my closet. I'm content with my hands.

[close]

you should put it up for sale in Slap Classifieds

im willing to pay a premium.

[Hola]

amounting to something is way over rated

this is true

but its not about amounting to something, its about doing as much cool shit as you can before you die, and not being a pile too

[snickers]

Get money. Fuck bitches. Kill hookers. Post kittens on Slap.

sig'd

[Chris P. Bacon]

i know weed is a huge reason i never have money and kept me from doing things i should have done in the past. still do it everday.
never graduated high school.
hate my 8 to 5 mon thru fri job.
miss my ex gf of 5 years more than anything, but dont want to be with her.
eat way too much fast food and drink way too much soda.
i have a huge fear of skating handrails, and i cant break the barrier.
i feel like shit after one night stands.
i steal too much.
im moving into my own place in two weeks and am afraid i will be broke all the time paying for a place and my car with my income and weed habit.
music inspires me for almost everything, but i feel like i depend on it to keep my mind right.
i want to quit cigs but just dont care enough to go through with it.
im bummed that im bummed all the time when i know people have way worse lives then mine and there are people in the world who would do anything just to have normal problems and a normal life like mine...
and i hate being humble and having a smile on my face all the time when i really feel like shit and want to get away from everything and everyone. real confession.

[sven thorkel]

i feel like shit after one night stands.

does a hangover have anything to do with it? zing

[TheHyphyVelociraptor]

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I used it and it's in my closet. I'm content with my hands.

[close]

you should put it up for sale in Slap Classifieds

[close]

im willing to pay a premium.

I know you're joking. Anyway, I cleaned out my closet, and found it. When, I picked it up, cum dripped out of it and now there's about four square inches of carpet that's just stiff. I should have cleaned it when it first dripped.

[relevant to my intrests]

been having random moments of missing my ex girlfriend so fucking much i want to just text her and have been so close but refuse to because it will hurt more than it helps i really dislike her and i say fuck that bitch every time i catch myself thinking about her and shit like i hate her even though it isn't true and i know the only reason i dislike her so much right now is because she fucking hurt me

[alrightythen]

it's okay to feel hurt sometimes, as long as its relevant to your interests

[rawbertson.]

i know weed is a huge reason i never have money and kept me from doing things i should have done in the past. still do it everday.
never graduated high school.
hate my 8 to 5 mon thru fri job.
miss my ex gf of 5 years more than anything, but dont want to be with her.
eat way too much fast food and drink way too much soda.
i have a huge fear of skating handrails, and i cant break the barrier.
i feel like shit after one night stands.
i steal too much.
im moving into my own place in two weeks and am afraid i will be broke all the time paying for a place and my car with my income and weed habit.
music inspires me for almost everything, but i feel like i depend on it to keep my mind right.
i want to quit cigs but just dont care enough to go through with it.
im bummed that im bummed all the time when i know people have way worse lives then mine and there are people in the world who would do anything just to have normal problems and a normal life like mine...
and i hate being humble and having a smile on my face all the time when i really feel like shit and want to get away from everything and everyone. real confession.

fuck that sucks man i remember when i used to be in your position almost exactly. i am like the complete opposite now i have done all that shit. i was tripping at first i wasnt sure if id be able to pay for everything but i found out eatnig is not half as much as you think it might be especially if you can go to your parents' house for dinner every weekend and get leftovers! i get mcdonalds breakfast for 2.92, then i get a sub at lunch for 3.14, then double double pizza + fries for 3$ right on, thats like 9.06$ per day EATING OUT every single meal.

[bosnianslut]

having been proud of my cool drunken hand gestures for a long time, I was recently informed that said gestures were some limp wrist camp shit.
i'm almost 18 but still feel like a child (the curse of the babyface)


I feel awful

[rawbertson.]

^i dont get it?

[jack burton]

^ yeah dude no idea what you mean and my confession is that i spend way to much time on the internet.

[Chris P. Bacon]

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i know weed is a huge reason i never have money and kept me from doing things i should have done in the past. still do it everday.
never graduated high school.
hate my 8 to 5 mon thru fri job.
miss my ex gf of 5 years more than anything, but dont want to be with her.
eat way too much fast food and drink way too much soda.
i have a huge fear of skating handrails, and i cant break the barrier.
i feel like shit after one night stands.
i steal too much.
im moving into my own place in two weeks and am afraid i will be broke all the time paying for a place and my car with my income and weed habit.
music inspires me for almost everything, but i feel like i depend on it to keep my mind right.
i want to quit cigs but just dont care enough to go through with it.
im bummed that im bummed all the time when i know people have way worse lives then mine and there are people in the world who would do anything just to have normal problems and a normal life like mine...
and i hate being humble and having a smile on my face all the time when i really feel like shit and want to get away from everything and everyone. real confession.

[close]

fuck that sucks man i remember when i used to be in your position almost exactly. i am like the complete opposite now i have done all that shit. i was tripping at first i wasnt sure if id be able to pay for everything but i found out eatnig is not half as much as you think it might be especially if you can go to your parents' house for dinner every weekend and get leftovers! i get mcdonalds breakfast for 2.92, then i get a sub at lunch for 3.14, then double double pizza + fries for 3$ right on, thats like 9.06$ per day EATING OUT every single meal.

damn im gonna have to be on that program for sure, good looks