Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1745827 times)

skate_bored · « **Reply #2610 on:** April 02, 2010, 03:49:03 PM »

able you just made my fucking day haha

mandibleclaw · « **Reply #2611 on:** April 04, 2010, 01:05:49 AM »

i'm secretly terrified right now. i've basically lived in florida my whole life, first in stuart and now in gainesville (for college). well, i graduate in a few weeks, and this summer i'm moving to NYC for grad school. so the problem--i've always had a lot of friends, and i've never had a hard time getting girls or anything, but suddenly i feel like i'm moving way out of my comfort zone. i've never lived in anything but a small/midsized florida town, and suddenly i'm going to be in a giant city with only a few people i know. i have this irrational fear i won't make any friends. i feel totally lost already.

i know that i'll find some skate spots and make friends with people skating, and plus there's all the people i'll have school with, but i'm completely weirded out. maybe i need people a lot.

add to this, i have a horrible sense of direction, i get lost in my hometown somehow, so i think i'm going to be totally fucked in new york. as it is now, i basically let my friends do the navigating. i'm always asking, "so how do we get there again?" even though we've been there a thousand times.

magicstickyhand · « **Reply #2612 on:** April 04, 2010, 06:38:30 AM »

Quote from: skate_bored on April 02, 2010, 03:49:03 PM

able you just made my fucking day haha

thank you

it made me laugh

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #2613 on:** April 04, 2010, 01:39:29 PM »

I drank at least a bottle of whiskey everyday for ten days. At one point I went into the kitchen and got a knife to slit my wrist but decided that was too painful and hard of a death. Then I wept to a girl on the phone and felt a little better. Once I stopped drinking, I woke up and was vomiting every few minutes and shaking violently and moaning from the pain. I thought I probably needed medical treatment for withdrawal and dehydration, but I can't afford it so I just felt horrible for two days. I guess that was a pretty pathetic situation ha.

kevbo999 · « **Reply #2614 on:** April 05, 2010, 05:42:05 PM »

My city has an all ages/young adult kinda forum that covers everything from music to skating to whatever else. Countless friendships and good times have come to fruition because of this social outlet. Though just recently it got shut down for the 3rd or 4th time because the admin doesn't give a fuck and gives powers to idiots for fun.

I've received some criticism so far, but I made a new board that I really hope will continue to gain attention and take off. I guess it's kinda pathetic to care so much about a message board. It's just I know how much good it can do for people, and I think having that little bit of power/involvement in the community would motivate me and others in positive ways.

TheHyphyVelociraptor · « **Reply #2615 on:** April 05, 2010, 05:48:42 PM »

I still don't know how to drive.

Smurph · « **Reply #2616 on:** April 07, 2010, 03:31:53 PM »

Quote from: TheHyphyVelociraptor on April 05, 2010, 05:48:42 PM

I still don't know how to drive.

Me neither and its seriously deterring me from getting a job and building skate spots in the middle of nowhere.

zipzinger666 · « **Reply #2617 on:** April 07, 2010, 05:36:38 PM »

I hate myself and every stupid thing ive done lately. i've never been this self loathing and its awful. i have seriously considered cutting off all ties with my close friends recently because i cant handle my shit and im going to make things worse...

and on a side note, i spend way too much time on this messageboard, i should focus and never come back because i have contributed nothing productive to this place and never will...

edit: im just having a rough day, ill quit my bitching. kook if you care too much...

BriDen · « **Reply #2618 on:** April 07, 2010, 06:22:54 PM »

zipzinger666 · « **Reply #2619 on:** April 07, 2010, 06:39:38 PM »

you know what? i do thoroughly enjoy this place on good days, I dont think i will. Briden, i dont know what I ever did to you but I've always appreciated your posts. but i could really care less at this point...

BriDen · « **Reply #2620 on:** April 07, 2010, 09:09:33 PM »

Oh nah dude it was just a joke. If you're really, and i mean REALLY serious about this, then you very well may need professional help that you cannot get on this or any message board. Everybody has their rough patches and sometimes it's too much to go through alone, but a forum won't be able to help you. You're a quality poster and skater from what I remember seeing posted here. I like you, slight chance of homo.

sparksandblood · « **Reply #2621 on:** April 07, 2010, 10:44:03 PM »

Quote from: zipzinger666 on April 07, 2010, 05:36:38 PM

I hate myself and every stupid thing ive done lately. i've never been this self loathing and its awful. i have seriously considered cutting off all ties with my close friends recently because i cant handle my shit and im going to make things worse...

and on a side note, i spend way too much time on this messageboard, i should focus and never come back because i have contributed nothing productive to this place and never will...

edit: im just having a rough day, ill quit my bitching. kook if you care too much...

Get money. Fuck bitches. Kill hookers. Post kittens on Slap.

zipzinger666 · « **Reply #2622 on:** April 08, 2010, 12:38:49 AM »

briden, sorry if i got a bit out of line there, im just feeling off lately. i am pretty damn serious about it though and am trying to get my shit in check before it gets too bad, because i know that secluding myself will not help in the slightest. i should probably seek help if i can't function anymore, but right now im just generally depressed and i hope its just temporary. i actually do like SLAP, but i definitely should never seek any advice or information outside the realms of skateboarding on here. was just trying to vent for now, hope i wasn't too ridiculous or mental...

edit: im not suicidal in any way shape or form though, just mentally bashing myself...

CeeyMar · « **Reply #2623 on:** April 08, 2010, 07:58:07 AM »

slapicidal.

tiger woods · « **Reply #2624 on:** April 08, 2010, 09:55:47 PM »

for almost 3 years now, i've been dealing with the fact that i will amount to nothing.

jack burton · « **Reply #2625 on:** April 08, 2010, 11:32:28 PM »

^ same. im ok with it as long as im actually happy.

oyolar · « **Reply #2626 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:30:10 AM »

Quote from: jack burton on April 08, 2010, 11:32:28 PM

^ same. im ok with it as long as im actually happy.

Same, but I'm not happy.

jack burton · « **Reply #2627 on:** April 09, 2010, 07:39:19 AM »

^ to be completely honest it scares the shit out of me some times. just tryin to be E-HARD.

rawbertson. · « **Reply #2628 on:** April 09, 2010, 07:42:32 AM »

i feel like i just man handled the rail the b.a. did in my job interviews, now im going to bic my head and front blunt the hubba hideout of the insurance and investments industry over the next month.

Zurg · « **Reply #2629 on:** April 10, 2010, 11:01:43 AM »

amounting to something is way over rated

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #2630 on:** April 11, 2010, 11:28:49 AM »

Last night I discovered that eating your girlfriend's pussy after eating spicy pizza can create an uncomfortable situation for everyone involved. But mostly for her when she starts asking why her pussy burns. Talk about a boner killer.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #2631 on:** April 11, 2010, 07:11:49 PM »

I think this is really funny

TheHyphyVelociraptor · « **Reply #2632 on:** April 11, 2010, 07:26:15 PM »

I wanna fuck that woman on the God of War 3 commercial. And, I won this off eBay:

jack burton · « **Reply #2633 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:17:34 AM »

^ new or used?

TheHyphyVelociraptor · « **Reply #2634 on:** April 13, 2010, 04:05:14 PM »

It was brand new.

Vegetable Lasagna · « **Reply #2635 on:** April 14, 2010, 06:29:03 AM »

TheHyphyVelociraptor · « **Reply #2636 on:** April 14, 2010, 03:15:06 PM »

I used it and it's in my closet. I'm content with my hands.

floop · « **Reply #2637 on:** April 14, 2010, 04:00:13 PM »

Quote from: TheHyphyVelociraptor on April 14, 2010, 03:15:06 PM

I used it and it's in my closet. I'm content with my hands.

you should put it up for sale in Slap Classifieds

Locbrew · « **Reply #2638 on:** April 14, 2010, 09:32:17 PM »

Karaoke is the most addicting thing when you are hammered drunk.

jack burton · « **Reply #2639 on:** April 16, 2010, 01:22:45 PM »

Quote from: floop on April 14, 2010, 04:00:13 PM

Quote from: TheHyphyVelociraptor on April 14, 2010, 03:15:06 PM
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I used it and it's in my closet. I'm content with my hands.
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you should put it up for sale in Slap Classifieds

im willing to pay a premium.

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1745827 times)

kevbo999

TheHyphyVelociraptor

BriDen

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CeeyMar

TheHyphyVelociraptor

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