I once went to this jock squad kids party with my ex-girlfriend, anyways me and this kid have had some sort of beef in the past in which i've always taken the high road and said fuck it and went and got high, But i seen him hitting on my girlfriend at about 5 times during the party, so instead of making a scene and fighting him ( <- lol ) i grabbed one of those smalled sized dinner plates (saucers?) and my skate tool out of my truck went into his bedroom, and took a dirty shit on the plate, removed his heat register vent, put the saucerful of shit in his heating duct, and screwed the cover back on, so now whenever he turns the heat on, his room smells like shit
As far as i know, his house still smells like my shit.
This took place during a cold canadian winter, where heat is a bear necessity