real confessions

[steve]

said town you live in appears to suck, like most places it will pull you into the depths of a weighted nothingness that is stunting and leaves one stinking with stagnation-

Yeah the middle of jersey is desolate, especially after moving here from NY. I went from being in a city i loved to being in a small white surburb

no permit or license- steal a bike and learn to ride that shit, assuming that you aren't going to skate there because you don't want people watching you. at 17 i skated 5 miles to scrub pots, dishes, and bed pans at a hospital- it sucked but i burned one down on the shred and macked it the girls i worked with- it wasn't that bad.

This actually gives me hope and ill take your word for it. I mean i have been looking for work and shit



This internet shit destroys the social lives of young people- or so it seems- you lurk, peep facebook, call people and no one gets at you- you sit at home- doooo things, man-

I get pissed off when people say that (no offense). I dont enjoy being on the internet and i hate lurking. Fuck i lurked this site for a good month or 2 before i made my account. Its not easy for me to "just do things" its not like i can walk outside or skate around my town and find people around, if it were that easy i wouldnt be in this social situation. Im telling you man the town i live in is very strange.

you were offered advice- advice that's got truth and some living experience behind it- roll with it

I took the best i could from it, and ill try too


If your parents worry about your future, why don't they take you to get your permit? What do you mean your parents work of the clock?

Well first my mom wanted her boyfriend to teach me how to drive but he said i had to take a drug test first which even my mom testified too. Hopefully she takes me out to learn before the summer. My mom works from 9-6 and she takes a 2 hour train to NY everyday. She comes home and has to deal with my little step brother and cook food for the whole family so she barely has time even for herself and my moms boyfriend is just left to be avoided at all times

And your mom is wrong, your brother was lazy (I hate to sound mean). Financial aid is available. What do you want to do for a career?

Its alright me and my brother are 2 completely different people. I was thinking lawyer or psychiatric but now everything is still up for debate. Its not so much i want a specific career i just want a job that i dont absolutely hate and that i can get paid enough to make a living for myself

If it means walking a mile or two to get to work then that's what you'll have to do. ? You can some how afford a skateboard, shoes, etc...why not a cheap bike? If you want to get hired fast, you need to take initiative. Jobs won't come to you. Fast food usually hires people often, it's a shitty job, trust me I worked there for a couple of years, but you'll be getting paid. Summer is approaching, that means places will be hiring.


I see where your coming from. My brother did the whole bike thing and hated it and thats one of the only times i felt bad for him and showed me how scummy my parents could be. I refuse to work at mcdonalds thats my only problem.


And if you want some social interaction, which will make you feel happier (chemicals in your brain), then join a club, sport at school...hang out at the skate park or a local spot that everyone goes to. Talk to kids in your classes.


I try man i tried all of that. Its just people in general. I can barely find anyone who i can hold an intelligent conversation for more then a sentence. The stuff that the kids are into i have no interests in. A lot of them are alcoholics, i dont drink alcohol. All if them watch the jersey shore, i hate the jersey shore. All of them like rap music, i like rap music too but real rap, not lil wayne or drake or whatever dumbass the music industry wants to give millions of dollars to write nursery rhymes. we really are just really different people and my friend says he thinks its because i grew up in brooklyn and things are a lot different there then here.


Maybe joining the military? There's good benefits, but it is not for everyone, me included.

No thats not even a possibility but thats something that i wont get into because anything that has to do with religion or politics is bad news

You have to take action in your life, you obviously have it hard, things won't come to you...

Im trying to man im just waiting till high schools over, it just freaks me out when i see some of my peers who are out of high school and there just vegetables and miserable and i mean the kids that are specifically in this town . I wish i didnt have it so hard sometimes, i wish i was as ignorant so i can just enjoy my day without thinking about the problems.

i'm just layin it on ya a little thick. if you don't dig your set up change it- equate it to skating even- ride loose or ride tight. don't be afraid of death wobbles on the long hills. sometimes you've got to leave the mind alone and just get high

[ice nine]

try finding positives about people you meet,/know instead of focusing on shit you disagree with them about.

also you seem like a huge fucking moron. instead of thinking you are better than everyone, think they are better than you or at least equal and treat everyone better. also get better tastes because you are pathetic.

[kilgore.]

yeah, you sound like a whiny little bitch. nothing you're going through is unique. you're not important and neither is your problems, so stop thinking you need to amount to anything. just dive into your situation, steal, rape, go to jail, smoke meth with the money you make mowing lawns. we need more fucks like you, i don't want you taking any of us who've reached manhood's jobs. fight your step dad. pawn your computer, join the army, jack off to big black women. stop typing in this thread till you graduate high school or grow the fuck up. write your congressman or get tattoos that don't mean anything.

[Zurg]

what ice nine said. saying you listen to real music and condemning others tastes is so condescending.

i know you deleted your account, but youre probably lurking

[finknoos]

what ice nine said. saying you listen to real music and condemning others tastes is so condescending.

i know you deleted your account, but youre probably lurking

and yet its the most popular thing on slap, after penises

[Mackattack]

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what ice nine said. saying you listen to real music and condemning others tastes is so condescending.

i know you deleted your account, but youre probably lurking

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and yet its the most popular thing on slap, after penises

... followed by supercilious commentary on Slap stereotypes... and then we have cats.

[Zurg]

there you have it, try to focus on cats and dicks and you should be fine

[dontfearthereefer92]

I once went to this jock squad kids party with my ex-girlfriend, anyways me and this kid have had some sort of beef in the past in which i've always taken the high road and said fuck it and went and got high, But i seen him hitting on my girlfriend at about 5 times during the party, so instead of making a scene and fighting him ( <- lol ) i grabbed one of those smalled sized dinner plates (saucers?) and my skate tool out of my truck went into his bedroom, and took a dirty shit on the plate, removed his heat register vent, put the saucerful of shit in his heating duct, and screwed the cover back on, so now whenever he turns the heat on, his room smells like shit


As far as i know, his house still smells like my shit.

This took place during a cold canadian winter, where heat is a bear necessity 

[saucy ragu]

I once went to this jock squad kids party with my ex-girlfriend, anyways me and this kid have had some sort of beef in the past in which i've always taken the high road and said fuck it and went and got high, But i seen him hitting on my girlfriend at about 5 times during the party, so instead of making a scene and fighting him ( <- lol ) i grabbed one of those smalled sized dinner plates (saucers?) and my skate tool out of my truck went into his bedroom, and took a dirty shit on the plate, removed his heat register vent, put the saucerful of shit in his heating duct, and screwed the cover back on, so now whenever he turns the heat on, his room smells like shit


As far as i know, his house still smells like my shit.

This took place during a cold canadian winter, where heat is a bear necessity 

A friend of mine did the same but with piss. Nice step up.

[Tom Beens]

I once went to this jock squad kids party with my ex-girlfriend, anyways me and this kid have had some sort of beef in the past in which i've always taken the high road and said fuck it and went and got high, But i seen him hitting on my girlfriend at about 5 times during the party, so instead of making a scene and fighting him ( <- lol ) i grabbed one of those smalled sized dinner plates (saucers?) and my skate tool out of my truck went into his bedroom, and took a dirty shit on the plate, removed his heat register vent, put the saucerful of shit in his heating duct, and screwed the cover back on, so now whenever he turns the heat on, his room smells like shit


As far as i know, his house still smells like my shit.

This took place during a cold canadian winter, where heat is a bear necessity 

Now, that's payback. Way better than kicking someones ass.

[finknoos]

I once went to this jock squad kids party with my ex-girlfriend, anyways me and this kid have had some sort of beef in the past in which i've always taken the high road and said fuck it and went and got high, But i seen him hitting on my girlfriend at about 5 times during the party, so instead of making a scene and fighting him ( <- lol ) i grabbed one of those smalled sized dinner plates (saucers?) and my skate tool out of my truck went into his bedroom, and took a dirty shit on the plate, removed his heat register vent, put the saucerful of shit in his heating duct, and screwed the cover back on, so now whenever he turns the heat on, his room smells like shit


As far as i know, his house still smells like my shit.

This took place during a cold canadian winter, where heat is a bear necessity? 

what you did there, i see it

[vandelay ind]

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I once went to this jock squad kids party with my ex-girlfriend, anyways me and this kid have had some sort of beef in the past in which i've always taken the high road and said fuck it and went and got high, But i seen him hitting on my girlfriend at about 5 times during the party, so instead of making a scene and fighting him ( <- lol ) i grabbed one of those smalled sized dinner plates (saucers?) and my skate tool out of my truck went into his bedroom, and took a dirty shit on the plate, removed his heat register vent, put the saucerful of shit in his heating duct, and screwed the cover back on, so now whenever he turns the heat on, his room smells like shit


As far as i know, his house still smells like my shit.

This took place during a cold canadian winter, where heat is a bear necessity? 

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what you did there, i see it

also noted

[Pelican]

lately i'm having horrible outbursts of rage. I have no idea where they come from; whenever the tiniest stupid thing goes wrong my impulse is to beat the living shit out of something and scream. i feel like a fucking child and am starting to doubt that i have any self worth whatsoever.

[MexicanSpaniard]

I'm really curious about seeing if I can break an egg inside of a vagina with my penis.

[LOU.502]

I'm usually drunk. and high. and its not fun anymore. so ive been skating every single day. that will always be fun 

[Doctor Handsome]

fuck it while im still here,
I smoke too many cigs, and am always coughing up tar and shit
I, for whatever reason, feel like I need to cheat on my gf just to prove to myself that I still "got it" or whatever
I like the shittiest rap ever
I once started going out with a girl before i managed to break it off with the old one
I focused a police car windshield with my skateboard when i was 16 just to impress some girls
My buddy and I pissed in my sophomore english teacher's desk
I cant skate a lick of tranny but try to make up for it by carcass hucking
I named my cat after the drummer from metallica ( i was 13)

Hehe.

[dontfearthereefer92]

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I once went to this jock squad kids party with my ex-girlfriend, anyways me and this kid have had some sort of beef in the past in which i've always taken the high road and said fuck it and went and got high, But i seen him hitting on my girlfriend at about 5 times during the party, so instead of making a scene and fighting him ( <- lol ) i grabbed one of those smalled sized dinner plates (saucers?) and my skate tool out of my truck went into his bedroom, and took a dirty shit on the plate, removed his heat register vent, put the saucerful of shit in his heating duct, and screwed the cover back on, so now whenever he turns the heat on, his room smells like shit


As far as i know, his house still smells like my shit.

This took place during a cold canadian winter, where heat is a bear necessity? 

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Now, that's payback. Way better than kicking someones ass.

[close]

You can also go with a milk chicken bomb.  Just keep a jar with a raw piece of chicken and half full of milk somewhere non refridgerated and then after awhile you have the dirtiest grenade in the world.  Just pop the top and put it in the duct.

hahaha oh fuck man that would be the worst, defiantly worse then feces

[PFIASB.]

I havnt owned a skateboard in over a year
I rode bmx bikes for 7 months and can do a 360
I sometimes go to the skatepark and ride my skater friends scooters the whole time
I really hate talking to people i dont already know
When i wear shorts i freeball
When i wear pants i wear them around 4 times before washing
Almost everything i have is broken because i get angry easily
I dont evn have a computer im typing this on an ipod
Lauren london the way she looks in ATL is my dream girl

[floop]

i jerked off to the American Apparel online catalog

[BraveUlysses]

I havnt owned a skateboard in over a year
I rode bmx bikes for 7 months and can do a 360
I sometimes go to the skatepark and ride my skater friends scooters the whole time
I really hate talking to people i dont already know
When i wear shorts i freeball
When i wear pants i wear them around 4 times before washing
Almost everything i have is broken because i get angry easily
I dont evn have a computer im typing this on an ipod
Lauren london the way she looks in ATL is my dream girl

Are you fucking serious?

[PFIASB.]

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I havnt owned a skateboard in over a year
I rode bmx bikes for 7 months and can do a 360
I sometimes go to the skatepark and ride my skater friends scooters the whole time
I really hate talking to people i dont already know
When i wear shorts i freeball
When i wear pants i wear them around 4 times before washing
Almost everything i have is broken because i get angry easily
I dont evn have a computer im typing this on an ipod
Lauren london the way she looks in ATL is my dream girl

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Are you fucking serious?

I dont own anything i just ride other peoples spare stuff or little kids stuff

[Grubby Mits]

I can't look at a anorexic person, but I can handle blood, guts, killings, etc.  Just the look of anorexic people makes me sick to my stomach and my bones feel weak, it's weird. We were learning about eating disorders in my adolescent class and I couldn't stand it. Just the thought of it makes me feel horrible.

My ollies have always been shitty, my kickflips are so much better and I prefer to kickflip anything that do an ollie...even when I'm warming up at a spot. It has always been easier to flip a trick than to ollie.

Whilst we are on the topic, I grew up with an anorexic sister (I have never told anyone i know) and want to fucking punch people when they make jokes like 'God i eat so much, wish i was anorexic!'

[kevbo999]

I could look at someone who's bone thin and the thought of ED's never crosses my mind.  I actually have a cousin who kinda fits the description now that I think about it.. are there any telltale signs?  Are all those afflicted skinny, or do you think I see people every day on the road to it? 

Don't want to come off as ignorant but it's an interesting topic.. From what TV has thought me, people do it because they think being skinnier makes them more attractive.  I just don't get how so many could force themselves to think that, while you or me would just think "losing weight won't change my face" and try to look good in a healthy fashion.

[oyolar]

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I could look at someone who's bone thin and the thought of ED's never crosses my mind.?  I actually have a cousin who kinda fits the description now that I think about it.. are there any telltale signs??  Are all those afflicted skinny, or do you think I see people every day on the road to it?? 

Don't want to come off as ignorant but it's an interesting topic.. From what TV has thought me, people do it because they think being skinnier makes them more attractive.?  I just don't get how so many could force themselves to think that, while you or me would just think "losing weight won't change my face" and try to look good in a healthy fashion.

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I don't know too much about ED's, other than general information...I have to read the chapter, we only did a brief lecture over ED's. Some signs could be lack of eating, depression, obsession with stick thin models, etc. No, not all skinny people are considered anorexic.

Well, there could be many reasons for a ED but two come to mind. It could be the fear of gaining weight (becoming fat) or idolizing models. Anorexic people don't see themselves as super thin, they see themselves as fat regardless of their size. Their body imagine is not normal. And I could never understand how the popularity of super thin models came to be. Most guys prefer girls with curves (eg. Katy Perry, Beyonce, etc).

One of my ex-girlfriends said that stick-thin models became the norm because fashion designers use them more as walking frames for their clothes, not to actually fill them out.

[Hannity]

yeah, you sound like a whiny little bitch. nothing you're going through is unique. you're not important and neither is your problems, so stop thinking you need to amount to anything. just dive into your situation, steal, rape, go to jail, smoke meth with the money you make mowing lawns. we need more fucks like you, i don't want you taking any of us who've reached manhood's jobs. fight your step dad. pawn your computer, join the army, jack off to big black women. stop typing in this thread till you graduate high school or grow the fuck up. write your congressman or get tattoos that don't mean anything.

great post, gnar you if i could

[Doctor Handsome]

I drink a lot of beer. I'm also depressed.

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to the 17 year old-

suck it the up and work at mcdonalds, save some money and move out of town.  then become a hero or stay a zero, i dont give a fuck.

[kevbo999]

I drink a lot of beer. I'm also depressed.

You're not alone, brah.

[police state]

beer is great but i feel i drink too much as well.  what i came to confess is that i broke off what was my longest relationship, 4 years ago.  and now i cant help but think it was one of the worst mistakes of my life.  i'll have girls over and i still think about her, its pretty awful.  i would get her back but shes moved far far away.  perhaps thats why i want her so much?

[Zurg]

most likely. you broke it off for a reason in the first place