real confessions

[Hairy Ballsagna]

69 is the funniest slap poster

[IanBZHD]

So, referring to an earlier post i made in this thread. --- EX GF kept me hanging on,bummed, blahblah-- I've been trying to be normal and be happy.

So i was talking to this new girl for a while, kept it pretty chill cuz i didnt want to move things too fast, she is the the dating type not the one-night-stand type. Well, as a 'surprise' her EX came back from california to visit without telling her. So of course, the girl whose been texting me day-to-night for a while, this is reallly going to surprise you... STOPS! ahh yeah its one of those shit things that happens, but i was actually into her which kind of sucks.

Indiana/Illinois girls really suck, man. If you don't live here, dont come here. You'll be bummed.

[69]

i am fragile

[Morty Seinfeld]

Feeling really low. After being off drugs for over a year now, my girlfriend tells me that she doesn't trust me to stay sober. She says I'm not the same person I used to be, that I'm overly self-centered, I think I'm better than everyone else, etc. She doesn't support me skateboarding or any endeavors that I have. It's getting to the point that I don't want to be around her, but I really don't have anywhere to go. I don't have a single friend in this state. The only friends I have are 1500 miles away. It's not fun being lonely.

[L33Tg33k]

I keep typing post for this thread and then deleting them.

[LESBIAN]

Feeling really low. After being off drugs for over a year now, my girlfriend tells me that she doesn't trust me to stay sober. She says I'm not the same person I used to be, that I'm overly self-centered, I think I'm better than everyone else, etc. She doesn't support me skateboarding or any endeavors that I have. It's getting to the point that I don't want to be around her, but I really don't have anywhere to go. I don't have a single friend in this state. The only friends I have are 1500 miles away. It's not fun being lonely.

grow up kook

[LESBIAN]

I keep typing post for this thread and then deleting them.

spill the beans!

[neko]

Feeling really low. After being off drugs for over a year now, my girlfriend tells me that she doesn't trust me to stay sober. She says I'm not the same person I used to be, that I'm overly self-centered, I think I'm better than everyone else, etc. She doesn't support me skateboarding or any endeavors that I have. It's getting to the point that I don't want to be around her, but I really don't have anywhere to go. I don't have a single friend in this state. The only friends I have are 1500 miles away. It's not fun being lonely.

To the second part: lame. If she doesn't support you skating, she's gotta go.

To the first part: is she right? If so, do you / have you considered seeing a therapist?

To the last part: you've got my sympathy, I've moved away from all my friends before. Keep skating, you'll make new ones. Loneliness sucks but you can make new friends.

[dillanharp]

I keep typing post for this thread and then deleting them.

I do that with long facebook rants. Sometimes it's just therapeutic getting it typed out.

[Made In China]

It's summer break and I spend most of my time at home doing nothing productive. I listen to the Smiths over and over and just watch movies on the computer. Granted, half of the time I have to watch my little brother, but I've been staying home even if I don't have to. I feel lonely all the time and like I'm wasting the golden years of my life away or some shit. I think I'm becoming seriously depressed too. It doesn't help that everyone else I know seem so content and fucking happy with their lives.

Don't tell me that it's easy to make friends, all I have to do is put myself out there or some stupid shit. It's not that easy.

[Monty Burns]

Most people on slap dont know this about me , but Im serving a life sentence at Folsom prison . The isolation is hard enough to deal with , my dreams are often about trains , going other places , taking me away from folsom . What really kills me in the dreams  is all the rich people in the other cars living their lifes , eating fancy food ...

My mom always told me not to play with guns , and I guess thats my message for you guys .  I dont even know why I did it . I just did it to do it I guess . too see what it was like to see somebody die


Dont go down my path ,   sorry for venting but sometimes its just too hard .

[twitchflip]

^one of the nicest dudes on slap turns out to be serving a life sentence for murder? mind = blown

[MuchasGracias]

Most people on slap dont know this about me , but Im serving a life sentence at Folsom prison . The isolation is hard enough to deal with , my dreams are often about trains , going other places , taking me away from folsom . What really kills me in the dreams  is all the rich people in the other cars living their lifes , eating fancy food ...

My mom always told me not to play with guns , and I guess thats my message for you guys .  I dont even know why I did it . I just did it to do it I guess . too see what it was like to see somebody die


Dont go down my path ,   sorry for venting but sometimes its just too hard .

Johnny Cash references?

[dillanharp]

^one of the nicest dudes on slap turns out to be serving a life sentence for murder? mind = blown

You should be confessing you're a gullible fucker...

[doomstation55]

It's summer break and I spend most of my time at home doing nothing productive. I listen to the Smiths over and over and just watch movies on the computer. Granted, half of the time I have to watch my little brother, but I've been staying home even if I don't have to. I feel lonely all the time and like I'm wasting the golden years of my life away or some shit. I think I'm becoming seriously depressed too. It doesn't help that everyone else I know seem so content and fucking happy with their lives.

Don't tell me that it's easy to make friends, all I have to do is put myself out there or some stupid shit. It's not that easy.

Well if you're bored at home doing nothing just get a job. It may sound like it sucks but sometimes completing some type of work is fulfilling and makes you feel better. You'll probably meet new ppl, have a reason to leave the house, save some money for yourself, be able to buy some more shit, etc. Doesn't have to be anything serious, shit work at a restaurant and you'll probably be perfect.

[Made In China]

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It's summer break and I spend most of my time at home doing nothing productive. I listen to the Smiths over and over and just watch movies on the computer. Granted, half of the time I have to watch my little brother, but I've been staying home even if I don't have to. I feel lonely all the time and like I'm wasting the golden years of my life away or some shit. I think I'm becoming seriously depressed too. It doesn't help that everyone else I know seem so content and fucking happy with their lives.

Don't tell me that it's easy to make friends, all I have to do is put myself out there or some stupid shit. It's not that easy.

[close]

Well if you're bored at home doing nothing just get a job. It may sound like it sucks but sometimes completing some type of work is fulfilling and makes you feel better. You'll probably meet new ppl, have a reason to leave the house, save some money for yourself, be able to buy some more shit, etc. Doesn't have to be anything serious, shit work at a restaurant and you'll probably be perfect.

I just got a job at the movie theater actually, I have orientation next Tuesday. My friend works there and he says it's the worst thing in the world and he's already looking for a new job.

[paraquat]

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It's summer break and I spend most of my time at home doing nothing productive. I listen to the Smiths over and over and just watch movies on the computer. Granted, half of the time I have to watch my little brother, but I've been staying home even if I don't have to. I feel lonely all the time and like I'm wasting the golden years of my life away or some shit. I think I'm becoming seriously depressed too. It doesn't help that everyone else I know seem so content and fucking happy with their lives.

Don't tell me that it's easy to make friends, all I have to do is put myself out there or some stupid shit. It's not that easy.

[close]

Well if you're bored at home doing nothing just get a job. It may sound like it sucks but sometimes completing some type of work is fulfilling and makes you feel better. You'll probably meet new ppl, have a reason to leave the house, save some money for yourself, be able to buy some more shit, etc. Doesn't have to be anything serious, shit work at a restaurant and you'll probably be perfect.

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I just got a job at the movie theater actually, I have orientation next Tuesday. My friend works there and he says it's the worst thing in the world and he's already looking for a new job.

I'm almost positive its not the worst thing in the world.

[Monty Burns]

Heh nice work from Nallid and  MuchasGracias  ,  tried to not be too obvius with it but I guess I failed

dont worry  twitchflip  !

[MuchasGracias]

Heh nice work from Nallid and ? MuchasGracias ? , ? tried to not be too obvius with it but I guess I failed

dont worry ? twitchflip ? !

I hear a train a coming...

[LESBIAN]

im gonna get high tonight

edit- wait no im not

[ice nine]

^wut up y'd u stop posting as 69?

[twitchflip]

haha it seemed really uncharacteristic of monty. hes usually straight up and down with his posts but this one caught me off guard. never really listened to much johnny cash so those lyrics didn't ring a bell. anyways, bravo montgomery, you bastard 

[brycickle]

Right, because the prison system frequently allows convicts to have access to internet forums. That's what made it seem likely.

[dillanharp]

Prisoners do get internet access, it's super restricted though and it costs money to send or receive an email, which is of course, monitored.

[twitchflip]

Right, because the prison system frequently allows convicts to have access to internet forums. That's what made it seem likely.

I figured if Christian Dixon can Keep It Real In The Cell then it's possible for smarter inmates to somehow get access to internet forums. It was very stupid and I apologise for my absent-mindedness. consider the L caught

[Monty Burns]

calm down people , if you guys cant handle my really really clever jokes Im not telling them anymore !

[brycickle]

It's cool. Just don't take your guns to town please.

[Bronson]

I pretty much always feel like shit.
I wonder if I just have shitty genes, because my dad has told me he has never really felt truly happy.

[LESBIAN]

maybe you have gender dysphoria

[MuchasGracias]

I pretty much always feel like shit.
I wonder if I just have shitty genes, because my dad has told me he has never really felt truly happy.

Maybe you feel like shit because your dad has never been happy, e.g your birth.