real confessions

[LESBIAN]

im not as funny as i used to be guess i cbf lol

[MuchasGracias]

I'm almost certain my Ex was a schizo, and I did nothing about it lol

[BraveUlysses]

I spend probably an hour a day just looking at my hair and even more time just thinking about it.

[noone1234]

I spend probably an hour a day just looking at my hair and even more time just thinking about it.

hahahahahahaha oh my fucking shit. you are just precious!

[LESBIAN]

have you tried using argan oil??

[BraveUlysses]

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I spend probably an hour a day just looking at my hair and even more time just thinking about it.

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hahahahahahaha oh my fucking shit. you are just precious!

If you say so. This is the first time in my life I've liked my hair and gotten compliments on it and it's low maintenance as shit so I'm hyped. And I haven't tried using argan oil but I've read about people with hair like mine use it so I might try it.

[LESBIAN]

yeah dog, it gets rid of frizz, flyaways, split ends and adds shine

[noone1234]

like lesbian, i too am not as funny as i used to be.......

[Made In China]

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It's summer break and I spend most of my time at home doing nothing productive. I listen to the Smiths over and over and just watch movies on the computer. Granted, half of the time I have to watch my little brother, but I've been staying home even if I don't have to. I feel lonely all the time and like I'm wasting the golden years of my life away or some shit. I think I'm becoming seriously depressed too. It doesn't help that everyone else I know seem so content and fucking happy with their lives.

Don't tell me that it's easy to make friends, all I have to do is put myself out there or some stupid shit. It's not that easy.

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Well if you're bored at home doing nothing just get a job. It may sound like it sucks but sometimes completing some type of work is fulfilling and makes you feel better. You'll probably meet new ppl, have a reason to leave the house, save some money for yourself, be able to buy some more shit, etc. Doesn't have to be anything serious, shit work at a restaurant and you'll probably be perfect.

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I just got a job at the movie theater actually, I have orientation next Tuesday. My friend works there and he says it's the worst thing in the world and he's already looking for a new job.

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I'm almost positive its not the worst thing in the world.

Worked a couple of shifts and I'm actually pretty stoked on it. It's tiring and whatnot, but my coworkers are cool and hey, it's money. My friend ended up getting a job at Hot Topic and walking out on work.

Yesterday I straight up put milk in my hair in an attempt to make it straighter. I've been really hyped on 90s Leonardo Dicaprio movies and his whole look so that was a big reason. It didn't work that well, but I think I'm going to try it again tomorrow with even more milk. Maybe I'll check out that whatever oil thing you guys were talking about too.

[neko]

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It's summer break and I spend most of my time at home doing nothing productive. I listen to the Smiths over and over and just watch movies on the computer. Granted, half of the time I have to watch my little brother, but I've been staying home even if I don't have to. I feel lonely all the time and like I'm wasting the golden years of my life away or some shit. I think I'm becoming seriously depressed too. It doesn't help that everyone else I know seem so content and fucking happy with their lives.

Don't tell me that it's easy to make friends, all I have to do is put myself out there or some stupid shit. It's not that easy.

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Well if you're bored at home doing nothing just get a job. It may sound like it sucks but sometimes completing some type of work is fulfilling and makes you feel better. You'll probably meet new ppl, have a reason to leave the house, save some money for yourself, be able to buy some more shit, etc. Doesn't have to be anything serious, shit work at a restaurant and you'll probably be perfect.

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I just got a job at the movie theater actually, I have orientation next Tuesday. My friend works there and he says it's the worst thing in the world and he's already looking for a new job.

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I'm almost positive its not the worst thing in the world.

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Worked a couple of shifts and I'm actually pretty stoked on it. It's tiring and whatnot, but my coworkers are cool and hey, it's money. My friend ended up getting a job at Hot Topic and walking out on work.

Yesterday I straight up put milk in my hair in an attempt to make it straighter. I've been really hyped on 90s Leonardo Dicaprio movies and his whole look so that was a big reason. It didn't work that well, but I think I'm going to try it again tomorrow with even more milk. Maybe I'll check out that whatever oil thing you guys were talking about too.

dylan., is that you?

[LOU.502]

I'm drunk and high at this dumb music festival, "forecastle" with my dumb slut girlfriend and her shit friends and she keeps flirting with her ex that she just so happened to see earlier at this festival. Do I leave and let them fuck? Do I punch the guy? Do I sit in the corner and pout? Do I just deal with it and keep my mouth shut? Do I just get more drunk and holler at some bitchezzzzz?

[The Human Condom]

I'm drunk and high at this dumb music festival, "forecastle" with my dumb slut girlfriend and her shit friends and she keeps flirting with her ex that she just so happened to see earlier at this festival. Do I leave and let them fuck? Do I punch the guy? Do I sit in the corner and pout? Do I just deal with it and keep my mouth shut? Do I just get more drunk and holler at some bitchezzzzz?

I think you have several options.
I say you get more belligerent and start hitting on her ex too.  This will take everyone by surprise and you can show your girl how you feel when she's flirting with him.  You'll probably weird the guy out and if he hits you you'll win because he'll get kicked out by security and she'll feel bad for flirting and getting you punched. 
If you punch him you'll probably get kicked out, but if the festival sucks maybe it's worth it and better than sitting in the corner pouting. 
If you flirt with girls, she'll just be pissed.  If you're starting to not really like her anymore then you could just quietly deal and leave to let them fuck.
Maybe you could pay some really really hot slut you randomly meet to flirt with him so he'll leave your girl alone.  Maybe if you explained your situation to them sincerely and possibly gave this accomplice drugs or something they would help.
Last resort, just start sobbing uncontrollably.  This is the wildcard move.  Dunno how well this would play out, but it might just be crazy enough to work in your favor.

[tob.1]

In the past month or so I've fractured my right shoulder, been left by my girl, and practically had to face that I'm hardly going to see my dad any more. It's so fucking boring, I have no real hobbies besides skating/filming/editing/photography, and practically my only friends are the ones I skate with. I go to the park or on street missions which is alright but gets boring and really really makes me want to skate. Besides that, I usually just spend all day sitting around and expanding my music/skateboarding knowledge. I just don't know what else to do, I can't really work and I can't be bothered finding a new girl because none of them are gonna want some crippled fuck. I think next week I'll bring out the ol' vx1000 and try and film some tripod tricks at least, maybe edit up some old footage, but that's really all I can think of. At least school starts again tomorrow which will hopefully be slightly less boring than staying at home all day. I don't care if people hate on this, I needed to get it off my chest somewhere.

[noone1234]

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I'm drunk and high at this dumb music festival, "forecastle" with my dumb slut girlfriend and her shit friends and she keeps flirting with her ex that she just so happened to see earlier at this festival. Do I leave and let them fuck? Do I punch the guy? Do I sit in the corner and pout? Do I just deal with it and keep my mouth shut? Do I just get more drunk and holler at some bitchezzzzz?

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I think you have several options.
I say you get more belligerent and start hitting on her ex too.  This will take everyone by surprise and you can show your girl how you feel when she's flirting with him.  You'll probably weird the guy out and if he hits you you'll win because he'll get kicked out by security and she'll feel bad for flirting and getting you punched. 
If you punch him you'll probably get kicked out, but if the festival sucks maybe it's worth it and better than sitting in the corner pouting. 
If you flirt with girls, she'll just be pissed.  If you're starting to not really like her anymore then you could just quietly deal and leave to let them fuck.
Maybe you could pay some really really hot slut you randomly meet to flirt with him so he'll leave your girl alone.  Maybe if you explained your situation to them sincerely and possibly gave this accomplice drugs or something they would help.
Last resort, just start sobbing uncontrollably.  This is the wildcard move.  Dunno how well this would play out, but it might just be crazy enough to work in your favor.

Dr. Love has spoken!

[Laban Fetus]

It's summer break and I spend most of my time at home doing nothing productive. I listen to the Smiths over and over and just watch movies on the computer.

This has pretty much been me. It's important to remember that other people's social lives usually aren't very special themselves but obviously you're gonna think that when every day is just going through the motions. My life has been complete shit for the past 4 months and I've tried everything. The main thing that sent me into a downward spiral was developing tendonitis, getting a dishwasher job and then subsequently getting fired on the first day for not doing a good enough job. The humiliation of getting fired from the lowest level of work imaginable from some transplant dickhead made me furious. I contemplated dark and personal things for months after that and wondered if my life would ever change or if i'd just be reduced to this waste of potential. I'm still living at my parents (who also have no money) in this shitty little town in Upstate NY and I'm nearing 21. No girlfriend and no chances at happiness or short term happiness thus far. Social life is improving which is good. Things are certainly looking up after reaching my lowest point in life thus far but it's probably gonna hang on my face for a little while longer. Just trying to let this out to make other people feel better. You've gotta have a grain of hope in these situations and suicide is for cowards. Onward

[L33Tg33k]

I hate when people say suicide is for cowards. That's such fucking bullshit. Suicide is frightening and to go through with it shares no aspects in common with the term cowardice. Suicide is for the hopeless, not the cowardly.

[Laban Fetus]

I hate when people say suicide is for cowards. That's such fucking bullshit. Suicide is frightening and to go through with it shares no aspects in common with the term cowardice. Suicide is for the hopeless, not the cowardly.

You're right. Retracting my previous statement. I really can't attest to anyone going through clinical depression as I'm not, just burdened by experience.

[L33Tg33k]

It's cool. I just have to hear that shit from a lot people that never thought it through. You're life ain't that bad, by the way. I'd trade you.

[LESBIAN]

what could make your life better ^ ? ^_^

[noone1234]

what could make your life better ^ ? ^_^

scrilla

[LESBIAN]

i thought depression was when you dont get an iphone for christmas

[few123456789]

On a scale of 1-10 how are you feeling?  No joke. 

[L33Tg33k]

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On a scale of 1-10 how are you feeling?  No joke. 

The facilitators of depression therapy group I used to go to always asked that question before we shared what was going on in our lives. I'm just reminded of the pretty girl in that group that I probably should have talked to more but didn't because I'm a coward. I'm fairly certain she liked me in some capacity. I would try to find her on facebook now, but I don't know her last name. I'm bummed again.

[noone1234]

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On a scale of 1-10 how are you feeling?  No joke. 

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The facilitators of depression therapy group I used to go to always asked that question before we shared what was going on in our lives. I'm just reminded of the pretty girl in that group that I probably should have talked to more but didn't because I'm a coward. I'm fairly certain she liked me in some capacity. I would try to find her on facebook now, but I don't know her last name. I'm bummed again.

get some lube and kleenix and go to town on yourself and these websites and you'll feel better, just don't get any of your baby batter on your hand(s) or else you'll feel even worse.
redtube.com - spankwire.com - pornhub.com - tube8.com - extremetube.com - youporn.com - or my new personal fav pornmd.com just type in any pornslut's name and you'll get her entire video resume that's been scattered out through the web. In my opinion, it's the rolls royce of  wank sites

[L33Tg33k]

Come on, dude, I've been watching porn everyday since I was 10. I need kinkier sites than that.

[noone1234]

ultimatesurrender.com is pretty kewl. its a pay site tho i wish there was a pornsite/movie that just had women punching eachother in the face and as hard as they can and then violently scissor.....i guess that's a confession in itself.

[L33Tg33k]

I'm down with ultimatesurrender. You can get some partial eps on tubegalore.com.

[SEAN PABLO]

should anyone be wearing a jumper around their waste in 2013?? what is grunge again??

[dillanharp]

I was going to go skate, but then I ate 2 chili dogs and a chili burger from wienershnitzel, so now it's time for a nap.

[J.R.]

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I'm drunk and high at this dumb music festival, "forecastle" with my dumb slut girlfriend and her shit friends and she keeps flirting with her ex that she just so happened to see earlier at this festival. Do I leave and let them fuck? Do I punch the guy? Do I sit in the corner and pout? Do I just deal with it and keep my mouth shut? Do I just get more drunk and holler at some bitchezzzzz?

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I think you have several options.
I say you get more belligerent and start hitting on her ex too.  This will take everyone by surprise and you can show your girl how you feel when she's flirting with him.  You'll probably weird the guy out and if he hits you you'll win because he'll get kicked out by security and she'll feel bad for flirting and getting you punched. 
If you punch him you'll probably get kicked out, but if the festival sucks maybe it's worth it and better than sitting in the corner pouting. 
If you flirt with girls, she'll just be pissed.  If you're starting to not really like her anymore then you could just quietly deal and leave to let them fuck.
Maybe you could pay some really really hot slut you randomly meet to flirt with him so he'll leave your girl alone.  Maybe if you explained your situation to them sincerely and possibly gave this accomplice drugs or something they would help.
Last resort, just start sobbing uncontrollably.  This is the wildcard move.  Dunno how well this would play out, but it might just be crazy enough to work in your favor.

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Dr. Love has spoken!

I'm probably late on this, but did you try telling the guy respectfully to back off? And did you try telling your girl to chill with all that? If he respects your wishes, then you win. If she respects your wishes, you win. If they don't, punch that asshole in his fucking mouth so not only do you get your revenge, but you get kicked out so you can have some distance between you and your "dumb slut girlfriend." Chances are if you're referring to her as that, it's probably time to get a new girl anyway.