real confessions

[LESBIAN]

what could make your life better ^ ? ^_^

[noone1234]

what could make your life better ^ ? ^_^

scrilla

[Omamori]

[LESBIAN]

i thought depression was when you dont get an iphone for christmas

[few123456789]

On a scale of 1-10 how are you feeling?  No joke. 

[Omamori]

Thanks for your concern but Im fine. I just posted that to show people who never dealt with depression, to get an idea how it feels.

[L33Tg33k]

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On a scale of 1-10 how are you feeling?  No joke. 

The facilitators of depression therapy group I used to go to always asked that question before we shared what was going on in our lives. I'm just reminded of the pretty girl in that group that I probably should have talked to more but didn't because I'm a coward. I'm fairly certain she liked me in some capacity. I would try to find her on facebook now, but I don't know her last name. I'm bummed again.

[noone1234]

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On a scale of 1-10 how are you feeling?  No joke. 

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The facilitators of depression therapy group I used to go to always asked that question before we shared what was going on in our lives. I'm just reminded of the pretty girl in that group that I probably should have talked to more but didn't because I'm a coward. I'm fairly certain she liked me in some capacity. I would try to find her on facebook now, but I don't know her last name. I'm bummed again.

get some lube and kleenix and go to town on yourself and these websites and you'll feel better, just don't get any of your baby batter on your hand(s) or else you'll feel even worse.
redtube.com - spankwire.com - pornhub.com - tube8.com - extremetube.com - youporn.com - or my new personal fav pornmd.com just type in any pornslut's name and you'll get her entire video resume that's been scattered out through the web. In my opinion, it's the rolls royce of  wank sites

[L33Tg33k]

Come on, dude, I've been watching porn everyday since I was 10. I need kinkier sites than that.

[noone1234]

ultimatesurrender.com is pretty kewl. its a pay site tho i wish there was a pornsite/movie that just had women punching eachother in the face and as hard as they can and then violently scissor.....i guess that's a confession in itself.

[L33Tg33k]

I'm down with ultimatesurrender. You can get some partial eps on tubegalore.com.

[SEAN PABLO]

should anyone be wearing a jumper around their waste in 2013?? what is grunge again??

[dillanharp]

I was going to go skate, but then I ate 2 chili dogs and a chili burger from wienershnitzel, so now it's time for a nap.

[J.R.]

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I'm drunk and high at this dumb music festival, "forecastle" with my dumb slut girlfriend and her shit friends and she keeps flirting with her ex that she just so happened to see earlier at this festival. Do I leave and let them fuck? Do I punch the guy? Do I sit in the corner and pout? Do I just deal with it and keep my mouth shut? Do I just get more drunk and holler at some bitchezzzzz?

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I think you have several options.
I say you get more belligerent and start hitting on her ex too.  This will take everyone by surprise and you can show your girl how you feel when she's flirting with him.  You'll probably weird the guy out and if he hits you you'll win because he'll get kicked out by security and she'll feel bad for flirting and getting you punched. 
If you punch him you'll probably get kicked out, but if the festival sucks maybe it's worth it and better than sitting in the corner pouting. 
If you flirt with girls, she'll just be pissed.  If you're starting to not really like her anymore then you could just quietly deal and leave to let them fuck.
Maybe you could pay some really really hot slut you randomly meet to flirt with him so he'll leave your girl alone.  Maybe if you explained your situation to them sincerely and possibly gave this accomplice drugs or something they would help.
Last resort, just start sobbing uncontrollably.  This is the wildcard move.  Dunno how well this would play out, but it might just be crazy enough to work in your favor.

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Dr. Love has spoken!

I'm probably late on this, but did you try telling the guy respectfully to back off? And did you try telling your girl to chill with all that? If he respects your wishes, then you win. If she respects your wishes, you win. If they don't, punch that asshole in his fucking mouth so not only do you get your revenge, but you get kicked out so you can have some distance between you and your "dumb slut girlfriend." Chances are if you're referring to her as that, it's probably time to get a new girl anyway.

[J.R.]

I hate when people say suicide is for cowards. That's such fucking bullshit. Suicide is frightening and to go through with it shares no aspects in common with the term cowardice. Suicide is for the hopeless, not the cowardly.

They say that it's for cowards because in essence, we all choose our own destinies. Even if we are faced with some horrible shit to deal with, there are usually a set of circumstances and options we can undertake to better our situation, albeit extremely tough and arduous. Going with the right option is usually going with the tough option, and suicide as an "easy way out" is an attempt at doing your best to avoid the right option. The key is to remind yourself that the feeling of hopelessness is temporary, and that you can choose to get out of it. It sounds a lot easier than it is, but it's doable. They also say suicide is cowardly because of the fact that you end up taking your own life without regard to how badly it will damage the people that love and care for you. I've seriously contemplated suicide on more than one occasion, but the main thing that brought me from doing it is thinking about how badly it would hurt my mother. She worked so hard to be able to bring me to this earth and did everything she could to make sure I was provided for, she sacrificed a lot to make sure I was good. Me escaping this world through suicide would bring her so much pain, so much guilt, so many thoughts of what she did or did not do that allowed me to take my own life. Most people in this world can fuck off for all I care, but I love my mom too much to hurt her like that.

After that realization, it bought me enough time to stop thinking about killing myself, and I realized that me and everyone else that has contemplated suicide is more or less thinking about going with a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Everything in our lives that bothers us is temporary. The things that bothered me 5, 10 years ago are not what's bothering me now. And lets face it, this life is full of problems that we were put on this earth to manage as best as we can. We can't control every aspect of our being, but we can manage the events we're in to the best of our abilities and make the most of it. None of us are perfect, but I feel like everyone should be entitled to give themselves a shot at happiness, however high the stakes are. Just remember that you're an inherently good person, and chances are there are more people that care for you than you actually realize.

[BraveUlysses]

Beat off to a picture of my friend's fine ass mom and I'll probably do it again soon.

[J.R.]

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Most people on slap dont know this about me , but Im serving a life sentence at Folsom prison . The isolation is hard enough to deal with , my dreams are often about trains , going other places , taking me away from folsom . What really kills me in the dreams  is all the rich people in the other cars living their lifes , eating fancy food ...

My mom always told me not to play with guns , and I guess thats my message for you guys .  I dont even know why I did it . I just did it to do it I guess . too see what it was like to see somebody die


Dont go down my path ,   sorry for venting but sometimes its just too hard .

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Johnny Cash references?

My dude are you for real with all that?

[J.R.]

Feeling really low. After being off drugs for over a year now, my girlfriend tells me that she doesn't trust me to stay sober. She says I'm not the same person I used to be, that I'm overly self-centered, I think I'm better than everyone else, etc. She doesn't support me skateboarding or any endeavors that I have. It's getting to the point that I don't want to be around her, but I really don't have anywhere to go. I don't have a single friend in this state. The only friends I have are 1500 miles away. It's not fun being lonely.

She is holding you back. I can relate to your situation completely, struggling with sobriety is a daily struggle that I wish I never knew. If you are like me, skateboarding is one of the things in your life that you can fill your time with that helps you stay off of drugs, and the stress that your girl is giving you could very well lead you to a relapse. I was with a girl that would have me relapsing because she said the SAME EXACT SHIT, making me feel like I was a shitty person when I wasn't under the influence. You have over a year under your belt, that is a blessed thing. It takes a lot more than people realize to keep something like that going, but being around the wrong people make that fight even harder than it should be to endure. Get from around that girl, sure you'll be lonely for a bit but it'll grant you the opportunity to meet new people that will better enhance your life. I really hope that you maintain and stay positive, good things will definitely come your way if you stay up and do right by yourself. The person that you used to be was dependent on substance, if she likes that person better then she is not right for you. I bring you this advice from pure experience.

[noone1234]

I'm 23 and I haven't had a real human friend since I was 11.

[MuchasGracias]

I'm 23 and I haven't had a real human friend since I was 11.

Why not?

[SodaJerk]

Beat off to a picture of my friend's fine ass mom and I'll probably do it again soon.

So you wanna share this picture of your friends fina ass mom? Come on, do it.

[noone1234]

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Beat off to a picture of my friend's fine ass mom and I'll probably do it again soon.

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So you wanna share this picture of your friends fina ass mom? Come on, do it.

yeah dood, don't be selfish

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I'm 23 and I haven't had a real human friend since I was 11.

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Why not?

because.

[MuchasGracias]

So I made a thread about Chris Nieratko doing and interview on Riley Hawk, thought I'd share it with SLAP just for the sole reason that the dude was interviewing a skater. Saw the interview and thought what the fuck is wrong with the guy. Ive honestly never heard of him prior to reading that interview and im getting called out by everyone hahaha it's actually quite funny, people giving me shit just because I've never heard of him or whether he was being sarcastic or not (which apparently he was). Yeah I admit I fucked up, whatever, it was an honest mistake.

[SEAN PABLO]

So I made a thread about Chris Nieratko doing and interview on Riley Hawk, thought I'd share it with SLAP just for the sole reason that the dude was interviewing a skater. Saw the interview and thought what the fuck is wrong with the guy. Ive honestly never heard of him prior to reading that interview and im getting called out by everyone hahaha it's actually quite funny, people giving me shit just because I've never heard of him or whether he was being sarcastic or not (which apparently he was). Yeah I admit I fucked up, whatever, it was an honest mistake.

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[Merked]

I'm 23 and I haven't had a real human friend since I was 11.

I'm your friend.

[nino brown]

im gonna go rob these 2 guys that i got in a fight with last week
hopefully it doesnt take long to set them up ..i seriously cant fucking wait.

ive been wanting to rob someone for the longest anywayz, cuz a player is broke as fuck rite now  

retaliation is a must 

[ice nine]

im gonna go rob these 2 guys that i got in a fight with last week
hopefully it doesnt take long to set them up ..i seriously cant fucking wait.

ive been wanting to rob someone for the longest anywayz, cuz a player is broke as fuck rite now  

retaliation is a must 

quoting this so it hopefully sends u to jail someday

[ROCKxADIO420]

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im gonna go rob these 2 guys that i got in a fight with last week
hopefully it doesnt take long to set them up ..i seriously cant fucking wait.

ive been wanting to rob someone for the longest anywayz, cuz a player is broke as fuck rite now  

retaliation is a must 

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quoting this so it hopefully sends u to jail someday

Just in case yours gets deleted.

[L33Tg33k]

I'm 23 and I haven't had a real human friend since I was 11.

Never had any real friends and I'm 24. I win....Or lose. Do associates that you can't speak to about anything important count? Did you also hangout in the library at lunchtime throughout school?