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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3960 on: July 24, 2013, 09:33:27 PM »
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that was the funniest shit anyone ever told me, "hope they tie you in a chair" was the best thank you

people who usually say shit like that are pussies in real life

ha you act like i said i was gonna go rape and kill kids or something

did i ever say i was gonna shoot them? no. i just wanna catch'em slippin then scare the living shit out of them so they know i aint one to be fucked with
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we'll see who the pussy is when i take your dad to red lobster and fuck him in front of you.


spoiler alert: we split the bill
bail him out 1st
white people r gay

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3961 on: July 25, 2013, 08:37:07 AM »
Kill whitey!
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3962 on: July 25, 2013, 04:46:33 PM »
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that was the funniest shit anyone ever told me, "hope they tie you in a chair" was the best thank you

people who usually say shit like that are pussies in real life

ha you act like i said i was gonna go rape and kill kids or something

did i ever say i was gonna shoot them? no. i just wanna catch'em slippin then scare the living shit out of them so they know i aint one to be fucked with
[close]

we'll see who the pussy is when i take your dad to red lobster and fuck him in front of you.


spoiler alert: we split the bill
[close]
bail him out 1st
white people r gay
So are black people. Lots of people are gay.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3963 on: July 25, 2013, 07:01:46 PM »
d'angelo's dad and his 'cellmate'?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3964 on: July 26, 2013, 05:44:14 AM »
d'angelo's dad and his 'cellmate'?
na theres too many white people in the background
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that was the funniest shit anyone ever told me, "hope they tie you in a chair" was the best thank you

people who usually say shit like that are pussies in real life

ha you act like i said i was gonna go rape and kill kids or something

did i ever say i was gonna shoot them? no. i just wanna catch'em slippin then scare the living shit out of them so they know i aint one to be fucked with
[close]

we'll see who the pussy is when i take your dad to red lobster and fuck him in front of you.


spoiler alert: we split the bill
[close]
bail him out 1st
white people r gay
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So are black people. Lots of people are gay.
ya i know..too bad youre one of them

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3965 on: July 26, 2013, 06:03:46 PM »
You're right. This is me:


 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3966 on: July 27, 2013, 04:23:34 PM »
anxiety makes my face hurt

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3967 on: July 28, 2013, 06:17:52 PM »
anxiety makes my face hurt

Affirmation for anxiety: I love and approve of myself and I trust the process of life. I am safe.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3968 on: July 30, 2013, 09:38:11 PM »
Majority of them do but I don't think all Tracer threads suck.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3969 on: July 30, 2013, 11:24:57 PM »
Majority of them do but I don't think all Tracer threads suck.

tell us more about your hair please

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3970 on: July 31, 2013, 12:20:18 PM »
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Majority of them do but I don't think all Tracer threads suck.
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tell us more about your hair please
The less I put water in it the more fabulous it looks. Gives it that wild look that I absolutely adore. I wash it once a week with a bar of soap, no shampoo or conditioner. Do you use Crisco to give your hair that greasy shine?


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3971 on: July 31, 2013, 03:52:26 PM »
i used argan oil for that and i shampoo and condition every 2 days

i use a piroctone olamine based shampoo and put a few drops on tea tree oil into a rainforest volumizing conditioner

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3972 on: August 01, 2013, 04:27:29 AM »
i used argan oil for that and i shampoo and condition every 2 days

i use a piroctone olamine based shampoo and put a few drops on tea tree oil into a rainforest volumizing conditioner
You've got a solid program there. Style and condition on lock down.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3973 on: August 02, 2013, 11:26:27 PM »
Nino is obviously trolling you guys and it funny how you don't realize it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3974 on: August 06, 2013, 04:44:42 AM »
Sometimes when I'm home by myself I'll put on some Depeche Mode, sing and dance, pretending I'm Dave Gahan. I never do it near a mirror because that would be weird.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3975 on: August 06, 2013, 08:10:19 AM »
There's something wrong with you if you don't dance to Depeche Mode.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3976 on: August 06, 2013, 11:17:57 AM »
as i get older my social anxiety is getting worse 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3977 on: August 06, 2013, 12:55:33 PM »
as i get older my social anxiety is getting worse 
Seek help ASAP. Last thing you want is to be a shut in or forever avoiding social interaction because as you said, it will get worse the longer it goes on.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3978 on: August 06, 2013, 01:03:03 PM »
as i get older my social anxiety is getting worse 

Me too dude

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3979 on: August 06, 2013, 02:09:25 PM »
damn thanks for the quick response sodajerk, i very well may need to get help soon. ill be heading out to an out of state university in a couple of weeks kinda pysched on meeting new people, hopefully this semester will help. 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3980 on: August 06, 2013, 02:20:45 PM »
damn thanks for the quick response sodajerk, i very well may need to get help soon. ill be heading out to an out of state university in a couple of weeks kinda pysched on meeting new people, hopefully this semester will help. 
It's just that I suffer from general anxiety and social anxiety and moved a long way away and let it go on because I didn't realise what was happening. Once I sought help it got better and has been getting better.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3981 on: August 06, 2013, 06:11:03 PM »
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damn thanks for the quick response sodajerk, i very well may need to get help soon. ill be heading out to an out of state university in a couple of weeks kinda pysched on meeting new people, hopefully this semester will help. 
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It's just that I suffer from general anxiety and social anxiety and moved a long way away and let it go on because I didn't realise what was happening. Once I sought help it got better and has been getting better.

How did you seek help? Did you just go to the doctors?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3982 on: August 06, 2013, 06:38:16 PM »
book an appointment with a pscyhiarttisrt, very important to smoke pot beforehand so you'll be diagnosed as person with skitzophrenia.

pharmaceuticals is the answer my kooks

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3983 on: August 06, 2013, 08:08:54 PM »
I hate the fact that getting married is like throwing money away, it's a huge expense with no return and it's pissing me off, I wanted to save enough to get some other stuff I really wanted and I'm feeling like I'm working for somebody else's fucking party.
shit's regular.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3984 on: August 06, 2013, 08:27:24 PM »
Cum on guys, social anxiety ain't so bad. Look at me, I may still be a virgin and not have any close friends, but I've got a lot of internet points.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3985 on: August 06, 2013, 09:00:56 PM »
not realy -1 lol

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3986 on: August 07, 2013, 02:42:46 AM »
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damn thanks for the quick response sodajerk, i very well may need to get help soon. ill be heading out to an out of state university in a couple of weeks kinda pysched on meeting new people, hopefully this semester will help. 
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It's just that I suffer from general anxiety and social anxiety and moved a long way away and let it go on because I didn't realise what was happening. Once I sought help it got better and has been getting better.
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How did you seek help? Did you just go to the doctors?
Yeah, just told the doctor what was happening, they refered me to Cognative Behavioural Therapy and showed me some places to find out more information and took it from there. If they want to give you drugs straight off the bat then make that decision yourself.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3987 on: August 07, 2013, 07:55:28 AM »
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3988 on: August 07, 2013, 12:19:57 PM »
There's something wrong with you if you don't dance to Depeche Mode.
I know this is the Internet and all, but, I can tell we would be great friends.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #3989 on: August 07, 2013, 03:46:34 PM »
LOLING @ U ^^^_^