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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4050 on: October 02, 2013, 03:59:25 PM »
i stay up until my roommate goes to sleep, sometimes 2 or 3 in the morning, so i can beat off(since we share a dorm room)
literally every.single.night. even if i saw my gf earlier that day and busted a nut
would you rather read an abudabi post or have a screwdriver shoved up your ass?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4051 on: October 02, 2013, 04:58:05 PM »
I'm getting paranoid about not having a beard or proper facial hair that justifies me being 21, I mean I look 16ish ha.
Should I still expect a decent beard coming or what? Anyone had similar shits?
Fuck it, if I can't get decent facial hair I'm just going to follow the Javier route and come back in 10-15 years with a vengeance!

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video tape yourself saving monks. dont just do it. make sure its caught on film.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4052 on: October 02, 2013, 07:53:48 PM »
i skate with risers


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4053 on: October 02, 2013, 07:58:48 PM »
I'm getting paranoid about not having a beard or proper facial hair that justifies me being 21, I mean I look 16ish ha.
Should I still expect a decent beard coming or what? Anyone had similar shits?
Fuck it, if I can't get decent facial hair I'm just going to follow the Javier route and come back in 10-15 years with a vengeance!



UMM THIS THREAD IS FOR SERIOUS POSTS ONLY

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4054 on: October 03, 2013, 08:22:52 AM »
I'm getting paranoid about not having a beard or proper facial hair that justifies me being 21, I mean I look 16ish ha.
Should I still expect a decent beard coming or what? Anyone had similar shits?
Fuck it, if I can't get decent facial hair I'm just going to follow the Javier route and come back in 10-15 years with a vengeance!



I feel your pain bro im pushin 24 and struggle with the chin fuzz.. can grow a mean mexican tash but the sideys fall short of the chin by a long long way haha

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4055 on: October 03, 2013, 08:34:33 AM »
I'm getting paranoid about not having a beard or proper facial hair that justifies me being 21, I mean I look 16ish ha.
Should I still expect a decent beard coming or what? Anyone had similar shits?
Fuck it, if I can't get decent facial hair I'm just going to follow the Javier route and come back in 10-15 years with a vengeance!



I couldn't grow a beard worth a damn till my mid 20s. Don't sweat it, it'll happen someday. Enjoy your youthful looks while you've got'em and holler at some 18-yr-old girls.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4056 on: October 03, 2013, 02:53:12 PM »
I have no idea what to do with my day when I'm not skating or have to go to work. When I can't skate I just want the day to be over with.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4057 on: October 03, 2013, 03:38:21 PM »
I have no idea what to do with my day when I'm not skating or have to go to work. When I can't skate I just want the day to be over with.

THATS PA THET IC

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4058 on: October 03, 2013, 03:56:42 PM »
I guess. All I care about is back smiths and my hair is still fabulous so it's whatever to me.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4059 on: October 03, 2013, 04:15:51 PM »
LOL WTF!!! YOU ARE SO LAME!!!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4060 on: October 03, 2013, 04:27:33 PM »
Post a do fuccboi

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4061 on: October 03, 2013, 09:13:47 PM »
I still struggle with a porn addiction. Also, i can?t rememember the last time I slept the whole night without waking up at least twice.

I watch too much of it as well. It's gotten a bit out of hand. Really working on quitting that shit.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4062 on: October 06, 2013, 11:24:39 PM »
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im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.
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Damn where do you live that meth is that prevalent?
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Los Angeles.
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I hear people always associating meth with sex, what exactly makes it such a good combination?
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Serotonin and dopamine flooding the feel good and reward sections of your brain.
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thank you for the succinct and scientific explanation and thank you for the "AVE bowling pins" sig.kudos good sir.

Maybe it is just me, but I don't like having sex on stimulant drugs. Depressant drugs are more my taste when it comes to that kind of shit, but in New York I don't even know anyone that has done meth before. Seems like a west coast/ mid-west thing.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4063 on: October 06, 2013, 11:28:01 PM »
Here's my contribution for the day. Have you guys ever watched Eyes Wide Shut? I saw it for the first time tonight, and I got a boner during the whole occult ritual sex scene they filmed at the Rothschild mansion. I can only find short clips of the scenes, here is the best one I can locate:



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4064 on: October 06, 2013, 11:33:41 PM »
I was told today Meth has been ran by the hells angels. And if you make better shit than them they do something about it. Now the Mexicans are topping them

nothing's been the since same

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4065 on: October 06, 2013, 11:38:42 PM »
I was told today Meth has been ran by the hells angels. And if you make better shit than them they do something about it. Now the Mexicans are topping them

When it comes to drugs, the Mexicans are topping everyone in everything. All the Black/ White drug dealers have Mexican plugs now, 95% of the dope/ coke/ meth comes from them. Also my favorite, "Mexican Brick Weed" ahaha.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4066 on: October 07, 2013, 02:42:38 PM »
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I was told today Meth has been ran by the hells angels. And if you make better shit than them they do something about it. Now the Mexicans are topping them
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When it comes to drugs, the Mexicans are topping everyone in everything. All the Black/ White drug dealers have Mexican plugs now, 95% of the dope/ coke/ meth comes from them. Also my favorite, "Mexican Brick Weed" ahaha.

OKAY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT.... I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE WHY IS EVERYONE SO WEIRD

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4067 on: October 07, 2013, 07:27:07 PM »
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I was told today Meth has been ran by the hells angels. And if you make better shit than them they do something about it. Now the Mexicans are topping them
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When it comes to drugs, the Mexicans are topping everyone in everything. All the Black/ White drug dealers have Mexican plugs now, 95% of the dope/ coke/ meth comes from them. Also my favorite, "Mexican Brick Weed" ahaha.
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OKAY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT.... I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE WHY IS EVERYONE SO WEIRD

Then go die Sean, you'll feel better.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4068 on: October 07, 2013, 08:07:00 PM »
*****REAL OBSERVATIONS*****  -NEGATIVE REP IS THE NEW POSITIVE THANKS TO ME Xx

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4069 on: October 07, 2013, 08:44:09 PM »
*****REAL OBSERVATIONS*****  -NEGATIVE REP IS THE NEW POSITIVE THANKS TO ME Xx

thank you sean
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4070 on: October 07, 2013, 09:47:34 PM »
CAN SOMEONE MAKE ME MODERATOR OF THIS THREAD ALREADY??

CONFESSION - NOTHING TO CONFESS RIGHT NOW LOL

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4071 on: October 09, 2013, 01:55:07 PM »
i cant drive a stick shift. i've never even tried. :'(

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4072 on: October 10, 2013, 06:26:35 AM »
i cant drive a stick shift. i've never even tried. :'(

I'm very sorry to hear this.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4073 on: October 10, 2013, 05:06:42 PM »
i cant drive a stick shift. i've never even tried. :'(
I didn't learn until my mid twenties. My girlfriend taught me. I taught her how to ride a bike. She's a year and a half older than me.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4074 on: October 12, 2013, 03:49:35 PM »
i cant drive a stick shift. i've never even tried. :'(

I can't do it either  :'(

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4075 on: October 12, 2013, 08:06:38 PM »
Feel like my life would be better if i had a women or dog in it

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4076 on: October 12, 2013, 09:13:20 PM »
I don't like being alone. When I'm alone, I think too much and make myself depressed. Tonight is one of those nights.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4077 on: October 12, 2013, 10:15:04 PM »
It's as easy as learning to ride a bike without training wheels ^

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4078 on: October 13, 2013, 07:31:43 AM »
A simple technique I learned was to act as if you had confidence. Even if it's short periods of time. It's a good thing to try, I promise

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« Reply #4079 on: October 13, 2013, 10:43:35 AM »
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i cant drive a stick shift. i've never even tried. :'(
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I can't do it either  :'(

It's one of those thing's thats going to die out and become a lost art.  There's almost no need to learn.  I grew up on a ranch so I learned when I was like 10, but that was also 20 years ago. If you're buying a car, a manual transmission is cheaper though, usually a few grand cheaper. So there's that. I used to think it was fun, until I moved to the bay area and had to deal with insane traffic.