real confessions

[silkyjohnson]

how'd the first date go Bronson?

[Bronson]

It went really well. We went to see the movie "Her" and than walked around, sat at a cafe and talked for three hours. She is quite shy and a little akward, as am I, but we were rather relaxed around each other (even though we had only met once before) and never ran out of stuff to talk about. We have lots of similar geeky interests. At the end of the night I walked her to her bus stop and we hugged and kissed each other on the cheek.

Im seeing her again  next week, she will be taking me to an exhibition at a museum  she works at (for free!).

I am really happy, even though I never try to get my hopes too high too soon.

[Filip]

It went really well. We went to see the movie "Her" and than walked around, sat at a cafe and talked for three hours. She is quite shy and a little akward, as am I, but we were rather relaxed around each other (even though we had only met once before) and never ran out of stuff to talk about. We have lots of similar geeky interests. At the end of the night I walked her to her bus stop and we hugged and kissed each other on the cheek.

Im seeing her again  next week, she will be taking me to an exhibition at a museum  she works at (for free!).

I am really happy, even though I never try to get my hopes too high too soon.

Good luck man!

[pizzarules]

It went really well. We went to see the movie "Her" and than walked around, sat at a cafe and talked for three hours. She is quite shy and a little akward, as am I, but we were rather relaxed around each other (even though we had only met once before) and never ran out of stuff to talk about. We have lots of similar geeky interests. At the end of the night I walked her to her bus stop and we hugged and kissed each other on the cheek.

Im seeing her again  next week, she will be taking me to an exhibition at a museum  she works at (for free!).

I am really happy, even though I never try to get my hopes too high too soon.

did you touch her tits?

[Bronson]

Not yet.

[L33Tg33k]

It's going to be great when you do. The feel just like bags of sand.

[silkyjohnson]

Rad man,good to hear

[Tarela]

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That 70s show was awful. I usually can see the appeal in shows even when I don't like them, but I just can't see it in that 70s show. That, Friends, and How I Met Your Mother. I simply don't see the funny.

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Except for being 14 and beating off to 1st season mila kunis. Donna's mom

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Oh man...

Them Sweaters tho..
Holy shit just found out shes from the Bronx  

Edit: Not playing this game right confession...I pissed myself the other morning in bed after drinking all night, i thought i was in the bathroom. Turns out i dreamed it 

[Joust Ostrich]

Donna's mom.

[paraquat]

Donna's mom.

Gnar

[Matze]

So I watched the final episode of himym and I gotta admit that it got me. And yes, I had tears in my eyes.

[Monty Burns]

So I watched the final episode of himym and I gotta admit that it got me. And yes, I had tears in my eyes.

That show was the worst , just like 2,5 men and Big bang . Really shitty shows

Matze , what happend to you ? you used to be cool =(

[tobey]

This was kind of hard thing to talk about but hopefully this will help people thinking they had a shitty day.
So last year my anxiety was through the roof, I didn't go out unless I had to see my doctor for more pills or to grab a six pack and just drink alone at my house, literally did not go out unless those conditions. I had a job though at a bar and to deal with my anxiety i would bring a tall can of bud ice with me every time i worked, I didn't drink it but just knowing that i can get drunk in 5 minutes made me feel unstoppable. But when they found out i was bringing beer they fired me.Even when i was home i would have panic attacks everyday just by sitting in my house and trying to sleep ( i once stayed up for about 24 hours and yeah that sounds like not a big deal but just imagine laying with your eyes open and focus on the ceiling for 8 hours and having the tv on a shitty sitcom). I also couldn't watch any show that had drugs in it or any violence because it would make my heart pound what seemed like a million beats per minute. I rarely talked to anyone that year so my friends gave up on me or told me to "man up" or call me a pussy, which made me feel depressed about living and i am never depressed. Even dealt with this shitty hand i was never sad about it i made due. Well now the past couple of months i feel great! I am on new pills which make feel like myself again, like at the age of 13 (I first started to have anxiety at age 14). I am also able to watch my favorite tv shows again which was a huge victory to me. I also look forward to see my doctors now to tell them I'm doing so much better. I still have anxiety but am able to actually go out for a couple hours so i signed up for school again for the summer and hopefully i can get my life together.

So just remember if your having a shitty day just remember i had 365 days of shitty days

[silkyjohnson]

So I watched the final episode of himym and I gotta admit that it got me. And yes, I had tears in my eyes.

I ain't gonna lie that shit had me choked up

[ttching!]

I had a job though at a bar and to deal with my anxiety i would bring a tall can of bud ice with me every time i worked, I didn't drink it but just knowing that i can get drunk in 5 minutes made me feel unstoppable. But when they found out i was bringing beer they fired me.

[shark tits]

This was kind of hard thing to talk about but hopefully this will help people thinking they had a shitty day.
So last year my anxiety was through the roof, I didn't go out unless I had to see my doctor for more pills or to grab a six pack and just drink alone at my house, literally did not go out unless those conditions. I had a job though at a bar and to deal with my anxiety i would bring a tall can of bud ice with me every time i worked, I didn't drink it but just knowing that i can get drunk in 5 minutes made me feel unstoppable. But when they found out i was bringing beer they fired me.Even when i was home i would have panic attacks everyday just by sitting in my house and trying to sleep ( i once stayed up for about 24 hours and yeah that sounds like not a big deal but just imagine laying with your eyes open and focus on the ceiling for 8 hours and having the tv on a shitty sitcom). I also couldn't watch any show that had drugs in it or any violence because it would make my heart pound what seemed like a million beats per minute. I rarely talked to anyone that year so my friends gave up on me or told me to "man up" or call me a pussy, which made me feel depressed about living and i am never depressed. Even dealt with this shitty hand i was never sad about it i made due. Well now the past couple of months i feel great! I am on new pills which make feel like myself again, like at the age of 13 (I first started to have anxiety at age 14). I am also able to watch my favorite tv shows again which was a huge victory to me. I also look forward to see my doctors now to tell them I'm doing so much better. I still have anxiety but am able to actually go out for a couple hours so i signed up for school again for the summer and hopefully i can get my life together.

So just remember if your having a shitty day just remember i had 365 days of shitty days

i'm sure michael scott will give you your old job back. just bring some paper to work and knowing you can draw on it should make you feel unstoppable.
joking guy, i hope it gets better. i don't know what you've been through so maybe your anxiety is warranted but good luck.

[L33Tg33k]

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So I watched the final episode of himym and I gotta admit that it got me. And yes, I had tears in my eyes.

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That show was the worst , just like 2,5 men and Big bang . Really shitty shows

Matze , what happend to you ? you used to be cool =(

I love how fucking Euro you are. Every time you post it's like the most European thing I've ever seen. And yes, HIMYM is awful. I really tried to see what it's appeal was, but I guess I'll always be blind to it.

[pencil]

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So I watched the final episode of himym and I gotta admit that it got me. And yes, I had tears in my eyes.

[close]

That show was the worst , just like 2,5 men and Big bang . Really shitty shows

Matze , what happend to you ? you used to be cool =(

[close]

I love how fucking Euro you are. Every time you post it's like the most European thing I've ever seen. And yes, HIMYM is awful. I really tried to see what it's appeal was, but I guess I'll always be blind to it.

Its because youre black and it wasnt written by tyler perry

[L33Tg33k]

Oh laawwwd!

[ROCKxADIO420]

lemme guess the mom turns out to be ded? faggots.

[smokecrack]

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I had a job though at a bar and to deal with my anxiety i would bring a tall can of bud ice with me every time i worked, I didn't drink it but just knowing that i can get drunk in 5 minutes made me feel unstoppable. But when they found out i was bringing beer they fired me.

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i couldn't believe what i read either.

Tobey, that's a whole new level of dumb ass rite derr.

[L33Tg33k]

I really want to cum but masturbating is too much of a hassle.

[tobey]

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I had a job though at a bar and to deal with my anxiety i would bring a tall can of bud ice with me every time i worked, I didn't drink it but just knowing that i can get drunk in 5 minutes made me feel unstoppable. But when they found out i was bringing beer they fired me.

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i couldn't believe what i read either.

Tobey, that's a whole new level of dumb ass rite derr.

i probably should of said i was underage when i worked there

edit: i actually did kind of fucked up a little bit i worked there in 2012 not last year so i was 19

[SodaJerk]

I really want to cum but masturbating is too much of a hassle.

Prostate milking?

[Matze]

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So I watched the final episode of himym and I gotta admit that it got me. And yes, I had tears in my eyes.

[close]

That show was the worst , just like 2,5 men and Big bang . Really shitty shows

Matze , what happend to you ? you used to be cool =(

[close]

I love how fucking Euro you are. Every time you post it's like the most European thing I've ever seen. And yes, HIMYM is awful. I really tried to see what it's appeal was, but I guess I'll always be blind to it.

Haha, I have no problem with being euro. It's like being the friendly cousin who is a little regular with his fashion and lifestyle choices and still gets some pussy. No one will blame him for his wierdness. That's why this post about himym actually belongs to things you are not stoked on.

[Bronson]

Third date tomorrow.

Whoo!

[Exposure]

^^ hell yeah dude good luck

[Candygirl]

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So I watched the final episode of himym and I gotta admit that it got me. And yes, I had tears in my eyes.

[close]

That show was the worst , just like 2,5 men and Big bang . Really shitty shows

Matze , what happend to you ? you used to be cool =(

[close]

I love how fucking Euro you are. Every time you post it's like the most European thing I've ever seen. And yes, HIMYM is awful. I really tried to see what it's appeal was, but I guess I'll always be blind to it.

[close]

Haha, I have no problem with being euro. It's like being the friendly cousin who is a little regular with his fashion and lifestyle choices and still gets some pussy. No one will blame him for his wierdness. That's why this post about himym actually belongs to things you are not stoked on.

Euro for life!

[bentmode]

Occasionally my cats and I will all drink from the same glass of water. 

[Candygirl]

I fucking hate my girlfriend. She's become a fat lazy bitch and all she does is lay around on the couch, while Im stuck doing all the cleaning and shit around the house. She yells at me for dumb shit, and whenever I say something back, she says I'm the one who's always starting shit.
And the worst part is that Im actually pretty fucking handsome, and I've never had any problems hooking up with girls. Still, I'm fucking terrified of what my life will be like if I dump this one. Sometimes I wish she would cheat on me, or give me some other excuse to dump her lazy ass. Fuck.
Just had to get that of my chest.

A friend of mine was in a similar situation. He tried to do his best, but at some point he couldn't take it anymore and had to dumb her.