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I'm really enjoying watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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Me my wife does too

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I take my 9 month old out of the room when mine watches that whole E! network. I think it'll fuck him up long term. Bravo too.

Mines barely 1 month and we have a no e/ no bravo/ no cable news rule

[dillanharp]

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I'm really enjoying watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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Me my wife does too

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I take my 9 month old out of the room when mine watches that whole E! network. I think it'll fuck him up long term. Bravo too.

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Mines barely 1 month and we have a no e/ no bravo/ no cable news rule

We're cutting our cable this weekend, I just bought an HD digital antenna for $10 on Amazon so we can get the local news and he can still get his half hour of Super Why or Dinosaur Train a day. We just barely started letting him watch too. We waited until he could sit by himself and keep himself occupied, just so he wouldn't get super stuck and dependent on the tv.

Grats on the baby, go take a nap.

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I'm really enjoying watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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Me my wife does too

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I take my 9 month old out of the room when mine watches that whole E! network. I think it'll fuck him up long term. Bravo too.

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Mines barely 1 month and we have a no e/ no bravo/ no cable news rule

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We're cutting our cable this weekend, I just bought an HD digital antenna for $10 on Amazon so we can get the local news and he can still get his half hour of Super Why or Dinosaur Train a day. We just barely started letting him watch too. We waited until he could sit by himself and keep himself occupied, just so he wouldn't get super stuck and dependent on the tv.

Grats on the baby, go take a nap.

Thanks man. As an employee of a cable company, I understand why you would cut the cord as they call it in the meetings. Those antennas suck unless you live in a big city.

[hufs calve muscles]

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I was just standing in line at Popeye's Chicken when I noticed a girl waiting off to the side for her order. There was nothing special about this girl. She was a typical Mexican punk chick. It's just when I noticed her my eyes lingered on her for a little longer than usual. She didn't notice. I don't think she noticed. Maybe she noticed. A flood of misery washed over me in that moment. Intensely oppressive emotions of loneliness, ineptitude, and inexperience forced themselves upon me. I started shaking as my eyes welled up and two tears escaped down my face. The moment I again understood where I was I claimed my composure quickly. I asked myself how long that little episode had lasted. I had no since of time at that moment. It was clear it wasn't long because no one had seemed to budge from the position they were in since I last saw them. Probably milliseconds. I ordered my food. Popcorn shrimp, biscuit, and fries. Picked it up and drove home. And that is the story of how I almost had a mental breakdown in a fried chicken restaurant.

I skated today though. It was fun, but rocking 70 extra pounds makes for tiresome work.

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Wow. Not trying to kiss butt here, but I would buy your book if you wrote one. Push-ups leet. Do 50 everyday. Make it so they become a compulsive habit and you don't feel right until you have done them.

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I agree, do push-ups. If you can't start at 50, which I don't think most people can do, do as many as you can, then drop to your knees and go until you can't. Do it for a few days and it might hurt to shower. It takes like a minute, maybe 2. You probably stared into nothingness for a lot longer than that today.

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if you want to lose weight, honestly cut what youre eating in half. you wont get sick or die or anything. just cut back a good amount. dont have seconds. eat fruit instead of chips or other salty snacks. dont fill yur plate with food at dinner, just take a small amount. eat salad for lunch and watch how much dressing you use. i dropped 20 lbs since january just by not eating huge meals every day and i havent worked out once. of course working out will help, but dieting will make the pounds drop a lot faster. it will suck and it will feel like your starving yourself for the first few weeks, but then you get used to it and its not bad.

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I'd add to drink a ton of water if you've already ate and still feel hungry. Get a nice 1liter bottle if you dont already have one. Throw in some ice, maybe some fruit too. Shit's as good as a meal to me

Cut out bread. Completely. And watch the weight fall off.

You seem very smart L33t.  Sucks that you have such a hard time with the ladies. 

As far as confessions.. A few months ago I had a dream that my mother was giving me head.  I spun the fuck out and told my good friend at work. He told me he has had a few dreams where he is fucking his sister.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I was just standing in line at Popeye's Chicken when I noticed a girl waiting off to the side for her order. There was nothing special about this girl. She was a typical Mexican punk chick. It's just when I noticed her my eyes lingered on her for a little longer than usual. She didn't notice. I don't think she noticed. Maybe she noticed. A flood of misery washed over me in that moment. Intensely oppressive emotions of loneliness, ineptitude, and inexperience forced themselves upon me. I started shaking as my eyes welled up and two tears escaped down my face. The moment I again understood where I was I claimed my composure quickly. I asked myself how long that little episode had lasted. I had no since of time at that moment. It was clear it wasn't long because no one had seemed to budge from the position they were in since I last saw them. Probably milliseconds. I ordered my food. Popcorn shrimp, biscuit, and fries. Picked it up and drove home. And that is the story of how I almost had a mental breakdown in a fried chicken restaurant.

I skated today though. It was fun, but rocking 70 extra pounds makes for tiresome work.

Say 7 Hail Mary's.

my phone hasn't worked for phone calls for about a month an a half ago, the only person that tried to call me in that time was my mother

Say 1 Hail Mary.

I'm really enjoying watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Say 12 Hail Mary's.

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I'm really enjoying watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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Me my wife does too

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I take my 9 month old out of the room when mine watches that whole E! network. I think it'll fuck him up long term. Bravo too.

Fuck yourself.

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I'm really enjoying watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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Me my wife does too

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I take my 9 month old out of the room when mine watches that whole E! network. I think it'll fuck him up long term. Bravo too.

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Mines barely 1 month and we have a no e/ no bravo/ no cable news rule

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We're cutting our cable this weekend, I just bought an HD digital antenna for $10 on Amazon so we can get the local news and he can still get his half hour of Super Why or Dinosaur Train a day. We just barely started letting him watch too. We waited until he could sit by himself and keep himself occupied, just so he wouldn't get super stuck and dependent on the tv.

Grats on the baby, go take a nap.

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Thanks man. As an employee of a cable company, I understand why you would cut the cord as they call it in the meetings. Those antennas suck unless you live in a big city.

Maybe a few Hail Mary's?

[hufs calve muscles]

Suck me off?

[ice nine]

I had one of the best weekends of my life, and I kept telling myself not to forget the feeling I had afterwards. now it's day 5 of my hangover and I'm getting sick and it's so damn hard to put things in perspective. getting old sucks.

also that was a really nice post leet. I had an episode recently and had to go hide in a portopotty, and ended up passing out/having feverish dreams for half an hour in there. it was super shitty but came out feeling so much better, I'm glad I went thru it now.

[hufs calve muscles]

5 days of hangover is no joke. That's alcohol poisoning.

I'm an alcoholic and it fucking sucks. I gave up smoking weed about 10 years ago cause it was making me super angry. So I swapped that for drinking. I mean I always drank. I had my first drink at 12. I had my first bong at 10.

I have been through the system a bunch of times.  Detox where they take away everything. No phones , no shoe laces, no nothing. I became really good friends with this 7 foot aboriginal (I'm 6'3 so he was tall) who pissed away an AFL career. He used to say drinking ran in his family. My family was kinda jacked too. My dad's side all died/is dying from drinking and my mothers side was cooked. My mums brother and father both shot themselves about 3 years apart. All I can think is suss.. Like they were fucking or something.   
any AA is a joke. A bunch of people sitting around talking about drinking MADE me wanna drink again. Then they start with the god shit. I used to leave AA and go straight to the bottle shop. One time I was in hospital from drinking and the dude across from me was saying have he would drink metho and hand sanitiser. I left hospital after 4 days and got a taxi straight to the grog shop.  

I hit rock bottom so many times and was always thinking "in books/movies they always say you have to hit the bottom to see what's good"  

What bullshit.

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5 days of hangover is no joke. That's alcohol poisoning.

I'm an alcoholic and it fucking sucks. I gave up smoking weed about 10 years ago cause it was making me super angry. So I swapped that for drinking. I mean I always drank. I had my first drink at 12. I had my first bong at 10.

I have been through the system a bunch of times.  Detox where they take away everything. No phones , no shoe laces, no nothing. AA is a joke. A bunch of people sitting around talking about drinking MADE me wanna drink again. Then they start with the god shit. I used to leave AA and go straight to the bottle shop. One time I was in hospital from drinking and the dude across from me was saying have he would drink metho and hand sanitiser. I left hospital after 4 days and got a taxi straight to the grog shop. 

I hit rock bottom so many times and was always thinking "in books/movies they always say you have to hit the bottom to see what's good" 

What bullshit.

me and my old copping partner/best friend usedta joke about 'there's no rock bottom. you just keep sinking. heheheh'.
he's dead now. reality is subjective, most bourgie people prolly wouldn't have gone to some of the depths i've gone to and i can look at other people who've fucked their life up pretty good and shake my head. AA seems to work for a lot of people but i just stopped drinking one day [took a wk of weaning myself down to a few 40s and benzos a night] but once i was out the other side i just skated like st greco and it hasn't been a problem. i still take pills and fuck w/ dope, maybe even shoot a little coke but that's rare. in general though, drinking was my problem so i'm doing a million times better w/ out it.
grog shop? are you from cleveland or another country?

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Australia man.  I used to shoot a lot of stuff too.

Some of my best friends deal so it's hard.  

I drove myself to hospital after shooting a shitload of coke/meth and my heart felt like it was jumping outta my chest.
They told me in the last few days I had had a minor heart attack. Like major irregular heart pulps.

Some of my homies fucked with hard too much. I'm waiting for them to fall out.

Mind you we are about 35-37 years old.

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word, i'm 37 and in the last few yrs i've seen a lot of people go. mostly ODs, some suicides, some drunken accidents that might have been suicides. i know a lot of hobos so they die more frequently than normal folks. sometimes it's crazy shit like having stomach pains in asia and not carrying an insurance card. the 3rd world will straight let you die!
it's all equally sad though, i don't 'expect' my junkie friends to die anymore than my successful ones.
good deal on surviving a heart attack. that'd prolly make me take it easy.

[nice_guy_2]

alcohol is the best drug to stop doing

[Coastal Fever]

A lady from the phone company called to review my plan, I had no intention of changing anything, but I was bored and she had a nice voice so I kept talking to her for about half an hour.  Her last name was MacDonald, so she said if I wanted to reach her again to just think of a Big Mac.  Total bonerkill.

[hufs calve muscles]

alcohol is the best drug to stop doing

Just saw that EE got his year sober. Good for him. Probably much easier being in the spotlight.

[dirtyweemidden]

drugs r bad you guys, if you do drugs your gonna have abaaad time mmm'kay

[perverted super otaku!]

I've watched the new Blood Orange video somany times I think im legitimately in <3 with Samantha Urbani    
edit: between 2:56 3:00 in really on some next levs, made me question everything

[Bronson]

Being a 26-year old virgin, Ive finally found someone I like and who likes me back. We have had two sexy-time occasions where Ive eaten her out, but I wont get hard or stay hard for long, perhaps due to years of SSRI-medication and amitriptyline, 14 years of watching porn and just generally still being rather nervous around her. And of course stressing about it wont make it any better so its kind of a vicious cycle. She told me to take my time but I sense this one becoming a problem if it goes on for too long. I booked a doctors appointment for next tuesday.



So......................................anyone ever tried viagra?

[SodaJerk]

Being a 26-year old virgin, Ive finally found someone I like and who likes me back. We have had two sexy-time occasions where Ive eaten her out, but I wont get hard or stay hard for long, perhaps due to years of SSRI-medication and amitriptyline, 14 years of watching porn and just generally still being rather nervous around her. And of course stressing about it wont make it any better so its kind of a vicious cycle. She told me to take my time but I sense this one becoming a problem if it goes on for too long. I booked a doctors appointment for next tuesday.



So......................................anyone ever tried viagra?

She hit the nail on the head. Take your time and don't think that every time you get sexual it has to be the time that you fuck. When it happens it happens just enjoy all the things that build up to. Talking to your doctor is a good idea and go easy on the porn. I've tried Viagra even though I've never had trouble getting it up, it works but you probably just have a mental (cock) block.

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Being a 26-year old virgin, Ive finally found someone I like and who likes me back. We have had two sexy-time occasions where Ive eaten her out, but I wont get hard or stay hard for long, perhaps due to years of SSRI-medication and amitriptyline, 14 years of watching porn and just generally still being rather nervous around her. And of course stressing about it wont make it any better so its kind of a vicious cycle. She told me to take my time but I sense this one becoming a problem if it goes on for too long. I booked a doctors appointment for next tuesday.



So......................................anyone ever tried viagra?

Forgetting what sex in porn is like is prolly the best thing you can do man, dont think about it or compare just relax and let things happens as they may and do what feels good/natural over what you think "should" be happening good luck man 

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Being a 26-year old virgin, Ive finally found someone I like and who likes me back. We have had two sexy-time occasions where Ive eaten her out, but I wont get hard or stay hard for long, perhaps due to years of SSRI-medication and amitriptyline, 14 years of watching porn and just generally still being rather nervous around her. And of course stressing about it wont make it any better so its kind of a vicious cycle. She told me to take my time but I sense this one becoming a problem if it goes on for too long. I booked a doctors appointment for next tuesday.



So......................................anyone ever tried viagra?

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She hit the nail on the head. Take your time and don't think that every time you get sexual it has to be the time that you fuck. When it happens it happens just enjoy all the things that build up to. Talking to your doctor is a good idea and go easy on the porn. I've tried Viagra even though I've never had trouble getting it up, it works but you probably just have a mental (cock) block.

bingo!

i was 23 the first time i had sex and it definitely took me some time to get over the nervousness. this might be bad advice, but i found when i was a little drunk, i had all the confidence in the world. if i were sober, it was usually a struggle to get my dick hard because i was thinking too much about getting hard, getting the condom on, staying hard, not cumming too fast, not showing that i was nervous, acting like i knew what i was doing even though she knew i didnt, ect. having a good buzz definitely loosened me up and allowed me to relax and experience good sex, but as im sure everyone knows, a little too much booze can ruin a great time, so pounding a bunch of shots before you start going at it is probably a really bad idea.

i know the nervousness sucks but youll get over it dude. everyone does. and like soda said, just because you guys are getting sexual doesnt mean you have to rush to get your dick inside her. take it slow and just enjoy the fact that youre with a chick that you like and youve both got your cloths off. and overall, dont make it about you getting it in. just try to make her feel good and sexy. compliment her, touch her all over, pay attention to her. women love compliments and when a man pays attention to them, especially during sex, so try to focus on that. believe me, it will make her feel really good if she sees that youre totally focused on her and how beautiful she is instead of whether or not your dick is hard enough to fuck. no girl wants to fuck a guy whos totally focused on himself the whole time.

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i def had to transition from porn to real sex the first couple times, it was super embarassing. i wasnt limp but it just didnt feel that great cuz i was only used to visual stimulation. also u maybe so excited that when u do finally get a thick boner ur gonna cum in like two thrusts, so u have that to look forward to at first as well.

[tobey]

so last week for my communications class we had to record who we talked to through text messages and social media for a whole 24 hours..... i had 3 lines filled one was my mother and the other 2 were my friends that i met on xbox live when i was in middle school (never met them in real life). When i got to class i see literally everyone else's paper completely filled from top to bottom. just made me feel like shit cause those are the 3 people who answer my texts now

[dillanharp]

so last week for my communications class we had to record who we talked to through text messages and social media for a whole 24 hours..... i had 3 lines filled one was my mother and the other 2 were my friends that i met on xbox live when i was in middle school (never met them in real life). When i got to class i see literally everyone else's paper completely filled from top to bottom. just made me feel like shit cause those are the 3 people who answer my texts now

Don't feel bad about that. Seriously, you go to a community college with a bunch of 19 year olds, of course they're on their phones talking to people way more than you.  If it makes you feel better I don't have a facebook and talk to my mom once a week.

[hufs calve muscles]

23 and 26!?!  Absolutely no diss but how does that even happen? 

Did you dudes grow up in remote areas?

You are both good posters on here. Funny and shit. Are you in the states?

[Bronson]

23 and 26!?!  Absolutely no diss but how does that even happen? 

Did you dudes grow up in remote areas?

You are both good posters on here. Funny and shit. Are you in the states?

For me it is due to a couple of things. Ive always had really, really bad social anxiety, which I have been working hard to get better (I think its such a part of my personality that there is no "cure", but it can get easier to deal with). Most of my friends consist/used to consist of people similar to me, loners, social outcasts and nerds, so there wasn?t really a lot of partying or women around me growing up.

I used to be bullied a lot by girls in my younger days and never had any female friends growing up, I guess I used to just associate them with getting hurt so I isolated myself. Also, I used to be pretty fat and that along with other things lead to really low self-esteem, couldn?t really consider anyone being into me as a possibility.

Thanks for the tips, we are seeing again tomorrow and having some wine so I hope it will lead to hardcore ass-to-mouth action  .

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23 and 26!?!  Absolutely no diss but how does that even happen? 

Did you dudes grow up in remote areas?

You are both good posters on here. Funny and shit. Are you in the states?

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For me it is due to a couple of things. Ive always had really, really bad social anxiety, which I have been working hard to get better (I think its such a part of my personality that there is no "cure", but it can get easier to deal with). Most of my friends consist/used to consist of people similar to me, loners, social outcasts and nerds, so there wasn?t really a lot of partying or women around me growing up.

I used to be bullied a lot by girls in my younger days and never had any female friends growing up, I guess I used to just associate them with getting hurt so I isolated myself. Also, I used to be pretty fat and that along with other things lead to really low self-esteem, couldn?t really consider anyone being into me as a possibility.

Thanks for the tips, we are seeing again tomorrow and having some wine so I hope it will lead to hardcore ass-to-mouth action  .

We all do Bronson, we all do.





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[L33Tg33k]

I'm 25 year old Bronson except for the friends part. I didn't have any until I was 17. Does this mean I'm destined to make sex at a woman a year from now?

[L33Tg33k]

Oh, and my confession, I pissed the bed until I was 14.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

According to every definition I can find I am an alcoholic but I'm still pretty sure that I'm fine.

[perverted super otaku!]

I'm 25 year old Bronson except for the friends part. I didn't have any until I was 17. Does this mean I'm destined to make sex at a woman a year from now?

If it you believe that it does 100% it may be a big help

Confession: I realized int he last couple days how stupid I was for thinking I was to heartbroken to deal with girls and turned down chances with some SEXY girls, NEVER DO THIS, FUCK