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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5160 on: August 20, 2014, 10:46:58 AM »
fucking shark tits, i read your posts and genuinely worry about you. be safe


me too man. i hope nothing happens to you.


i was wondering about that poor latino dude who used to post here too. he hasnt posted in a few months, i was wondering if dope got him. he was a funny dude and always had some good stories to tell.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5161 on: August 20, 2014, 06:31:54 PM »
fucking shark tits, i read your posts and genuinely worry about you. be safe
ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5162 on: August 20, 2014, 06:47:10 PM »
shark tits?  am i missing something?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5163 on: August 20, 2014, 06:51:43 PM »
i have been shitting a lot of blood in the last month.  not just now and then but everyday.

i hope its just hemmorrhoids or something.  im scared ive burnt a hole in my stomach from all the drugs/drink.

gotta go to hospital in a few hours and get a camera put up there.  rad.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5164 on: August 20, 2014, 07:04:58 PM »
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fucking shark tits, i read your posts and genuinely worry about you. be safe
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For real. I'm no one to tell anyone how to live their lives, but stay safe-ish dude. If something bad happens there's no way I'll stumble across you in Worcester some day.

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« Reply #5165 on: August 20, 2014, 07:14:49 PM »
thanks guys. it usedta be cause i was a wicked bad alcoholic i'd end up in the ER a lot from mixing but i can't blame that anymore. just carelessness on my part. i appreciate yuz cause everyone's kinda over it in real life. i know better, everyone knows i know better and cause i quit drinking there's less tolerance for my 'relapses' if ya can call it that. because i was able to quit drinking it's assumed i'm not so desperate/out of control so doing dope is like a moral failing on my part. i'm not saying it isn't but also, we all lost a good friend 2 yrs ago to dope [he'd saved my life a few times] so people think i'm an idiot.
i wonder about poor latino now that ya mentioned it jb and hash slinger, when do you come back to school? definitely we should meet up and shred. you'll prolly be too busy to build but i always need a hand w/ that. you're welcome to skate our jimmyrigged spots even if ya don't wanna help bake the bread. apparently a cop told braindead ed that 'if you pour anymore cement i'm hauling your ass to jail' at wormside.
i talk to the other kids there and they're still gonna build but that's a bad omen maybe.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5166 on: August 20, 2014, 07:42:22 PM »
i have been shitting a lot of blood in the last month.  not just now and then but everyday.

i hope its just hemmorrhoids or something.  im scared ive burnt a hole in my stomach from all the drugs/drink.

gotta go to hospital in a few hours and get a camera put up there.  rad.

Fuck that sounds awful, hope all goes well. 


thanks guys. it usedta be cause i was a wicked bad alcoholic i'd end up in the ER a lot from mixing but i can't blame that anymore. just carelessness on my part. i appreciate yuz cause everyone's kinda over it in real life. i know better, everyone knows i know better and cause i quit drinking there's less tolerance for my 'relapses' if ya can call it that. because i was able to quit drinking it's assumed i'm not so desperate/out of control so doing dope is like a moral failing on my part. i'm not saying it isn't but also, we all lost a good friend 2 yrs ago to dope [he'd saved my life a few times] so people think i'm an idiot.
i wonder about poor latino now that ya mentioned it jb and hash slinger, when do you come back to school? definitely we should meet up and shred. you'll prolly be too busy to build but i always need a hand w/ that. you're welcome to skate our jimmyrigged spots even if ya don't wanna help bake the bread. apparently a cop told braindead ed that 'if you pour anymore cement i'm hauling your ass to jail' at wormside.
i talk to the other kids there and they're still gonna build but that's a bad omen maybe.

Fuck it dude, we all have our vices.  Our time on this planet is so painfully short might as well do what makes you happy while you can.
ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5167 on: August 20, 2014, 08:10:32 PM »
cheers to that, ill murray. dope has a stigma attached to it which kinda makes me ostracized and i'd have more DIY helpers otherwise but i can't drink. i had a chat in SF once w/ this guy going on about 'everyone thinks their vice is better than your vice'.
honestly i'm more happy building/skating my city but my crew is small so a lot of times building isn't an option. it's kind of my little self destructive rebellion.
i gotta get my shit straight, get a girl or something. i'm in a rut out here.
halfassed apologized to my friend via the internet. when we were kids some shit went down and he got 4 yrs for something that he shouldn't have and i maybe should have. it's been eating me up over half my life.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5168 on: August 20, 2014, 08:12:15 PM »
I got blood in my stool too, but I think it's just cause I wipe too hard.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5169 on: August 20, 2014, 08:17:42 PM »
thanks guys. it usedta be cause i was a wicked bad alcoholic i'd end up in the ER a lot from mixing but i can't blame that anymore. just carelessness on my part. i appreciate yuz cause everyone's kinda over it in real life. i know better, everyone knows i know better and cause i quit drinking there's less tolerance for my 'relapses' if ya can call it that. because i was able to quit drinking it's assumed i'm not so desperate/out of control so doing dope is like a moral failing on my part. i'm not saying it isn't but also, we all lost a good friend 2 yrs ago to dope [he'd saved my life a few times] so people think i'm an idiot.
i wonder about poor latino now that ya mentioned it jb and hash slinger, when do you come back to school? definitely we should meet up and shred. you'll prolly be too busy to build but i always need a hand w/ that. you're welcome to skate our jimmyrigged spots even if ya don't wanna help bake the bread. apparently a cop told braindead ed that 'if you pour anymore cement i'm hauling your ass to jail' at wormside.
i talk to the other kids there and they're still gonna build but that's a bad omen maybe.
Comin' back Sunday! I was actually looking to maybe get involved in helping out over at worcide with stuff and to get involved with the skate scene so I think I would have time to possibly help out with your stuff too. That seems like a pretty bad sign for worcide though. I thought the city was down for it these days? There was an article about it in Worcester mag and everything. Hopefully just a cop on a power trip.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5170 on: August 20, 2014, 08:34:58 PM »
yeah, that's how i read it. there's been a lot of junkies running amok around there cause the needle exchange is around the corner and it's a covert spot to do a shot but it's been rockin 7 yrs. i can't see it getting torn down/building moratorium'd unless csx gets mad for some reason. they're a mellow corporation though, i've been caught riding a few times and they never had me arrested. which is more than i can say for norfolk southern and UP.
those kids are cool but definitely hit me up about the street spots. i'd rather blow my artist grant [welfare] on cement than dope but i can skate to the dope spot, need a ride to get them 80 lb bags. we could really hook worcester up!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5171 on: August 21, 2014, 12:49:27 PM »
cheers to that, ill murray. dope has a stigma attached to it which kinda makes me ostracized and i'd have more DIY helpers otherwise but i can't drink. i had a chat in SF once w/ this guy going on about 'everyone thinks their vice is better than your vice'.
honestly i'm more happy building/skating my city but my crew is small so a lot of times building isn't an option. it's kind of my little self destructive rebellion.
i gotta get my shit straight, get a girl or something. i'm in a rut out here.
halfassed apologized to my friend via the internet. when we were kids some shit went down and he got 4 yrs for something that he shouldn't have and i maybe should have. it's been eating me up over half my life.


I know the struggle Mike, your sentiments echo my own in a very uncanny way . . .

I have my good days & my bad days, sometimes I don't even know how I manage; probably can't even think about such matters.

Also, haven't been on in the past week or so but I was going to mention to you that you should be checking your D extra close, at least 10 people died from OD's last week in Worcester; either a bad or spiked batch.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5172 on: August 21, 2014, 01:15:31 PM »
yeah jim and dan, that made me want to do it. i tell dr katz 'when you try to scare me w/ od's that just is a commercial for good dope [fentanyl laced?] and you're giving me cravings.
i'd prolly be a lot worse off if i had a steady income, when i get paid i make sure i got a deck and shoes on deck, make an attempt to build and failing that, my plan B ain't so hot. any chance you want to come up this wkend? i went to providence w/ pneumonia, could only do 2 tricks that gasp. well not worth it but i'm over it now. i'd like to install a pyramid at our plaza on sat or sunday. my one buddy's all the time w/ a bad attitude, throwing his board and yelling 'cunt' so it's not a lot of fun but i still wanna skate w/ people.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5173 on: August 21, 2014, 05:53:08 PM »
I waited at the hospital for over 4 hours but didn’t get in.  big sign at the front saying that people go in based on how bad condition they are in.
even though I had an appointment booked.  Oh well. gotta see em next month.  Hopefully I get in.

lucky it’s cold as fuck here and I can wear long sleeves.  Had my first taste in AGES the other day. Only reason I did it was because I had valium and oxys to come down on. 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5174 on: August 21, 2014, 06:05:34 PM »


lucky it’s cold as fuck here and I can wear long sleeves.?  Had my first taste in AGES the other day. Only reason I did it was because I had valium and oxys to come down on.? 


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5175 on: August 21, 2014, 09:05:53 PM »
"week"   its been a poor week for you posting.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5176 on: August 21, 2014, 09:13:33 PM »
"week"?  ? its been a poor week for you posting.

hey i thought we were friends?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5177 on: August 21, 2014, 09:28:51 PM »
unless your holding and live in Canberra.  i dont

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5178 on: August 21, 2014, 10:07:52 PM »
i pick my nose and eat my boogers

been doing it since forever, i think its more nasty to leave your boogers somewhere else instead of just disposing them easily


that's been eating me up awhile

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5179 on: August 21, 2014, 10:08:08 PM »
unless your holding and live in Canberra.� i dont

Ha.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5180 on: August 21, 2014, 11:44:19 PM »
i pick my nose and eat my boogers

been doing it since forever, i think its more nasty to leave your boogers somewhere else instead of just disposing them easily


that's been eating me up awhile
You know if you're discrete about it then fine, but I saw a full grown man child digging for nose gold at the bus stop, after he mined a rich seam he would inspect the find before putting his whole finger in his mouth and chowing down on natures salty self candy. He was actually chewing on them. I could scarcely believe my eyes at the meal he was making of it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5181 on: August 21, 2014, 11:51:26 PM »
My urologist prescribed me viagra. Feel like such a healthy young lad  :-*

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5182 on: August 22, 2014, 12:20:46 AM »
When I was in Thailand I bought this stuff called "black ant"

It's a gel out of a packet. It makes your cock so hard I swear you could focus a board with it.  Fast too.  Anyone else try it?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5183 on: August 22, 2014, 04:47:30 AM »
When I was in Thailand I bought this stuff called "black ant"

It's a gel out of a packet. It makes your cock so hard I swear you could focus a board with it.  Fast too.  Anyone else try it?
I've tried some kind of gel that a friend gave to me, not sure what it was called but it certainly worked, I think my dick could've smashed a diamond.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5184 on: August 22, 2014, 08:48:06 AM »
i pick my nose and eat my boogers

been doing it since forever, i think its more nasty to leave your boogers somewhere else instead of just disposing them easily


that's been eating me up awhile
This is the worst thing I've read in here... Don't do that Tobey. Do you have other hygiene problems too?

I caught my ex chewing her toenails one night. I got up to take a piss and she was in the living room watching tv, didn't hear me come in I guess. I just shook my head and continued to the bathroom. I got second hand embarrassed for her, the same way I just did reading about your boogers. That was 4 years in to our relationship and was a catalyst to it ending.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5185 on: August 22, 2014, 09:48:05 AM »
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i pick my nose and eat my boogers

been doing it since forever, i think its more nasty to leave your boogers somewhere else instead of just disposing them easily


that's been eating me up awhile
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This is the worst thing I've read in here... Don't do that Tobey. Do you have other hygiene problems too?

I caught my ex chewing her toenails one night. I got up to take a piss and she was in the living room watching tv, didn't hear me come in I guess. I just shook my head and continued to the bathroom. I got second hand embarrassed for her, the same way I just did reading about your boogers. That was 4 years in to our relationship and was a catalyst to it ending.

i have been doing it since i was a kid it will probably be hard to stop, i also bite my nails

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5186 on: August 22, 2014, 11:13:37 AM »
i pick my nose and eat my boogers

been doing it since forever, i think its more nasty to leave your boogers somewhere else instead of just disposing them easily


that's been eating me up awhile
Going to take a stab and say you shouldn't use this material when trying to hook up on Tinder. You're still the best Tobey.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5187 on: August 23, 2014, 03:14:23 AM »
One of the first girls I ever felt up was a fat chick, and lemme tell ya; fat chicks have huge titties. you probably already knew this from looking at the fat girl from afar, but once you got your hands on those things it's all over. once ya go fat you never go back? maybe not, however it wasn't a bad experience. couple years later i hooked up with another fatty. she wouldn't fuck when i wanted to but i think she sweat a lot from me fingering her. kinda gross.

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« Reply #5188 on: August 23, 2014, 08:06:12 AM »
One of the first girls I ever felt up was a fat chick, and lemme tell ya; fat chicks have huge titties. you probably already knew this from looking at the fat girl from afar, but once you got your hands on those things it's all over. once ya go fat you never go back? maybe not, however it wasn't a bad experience. couple years later i hooked up with another fatty. she wouldn't fuck when i wanted to but i think she sweat a lot from me fingering her. kinda gross.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5189 on: August 24, 2014, 05:56:42 PM »
thinkin about gnar'ng a 41 yr old. the things she said she's do...