real confessions

[Rusty_Berrings]

thinkin about gnar'ng a 41 yr old. the things she said she's do...

how old are you?

[ill_Murray]

thinkin about gnar'ng a 41 yr old. the things she said she's do...

Quit wasting time and get to it.

[JB]

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i pick my nose and eat my boogers

been doing it since forever, i think its more nasty to leave your boogers somewhere else instead of just disposing them easily


that's been eating me up awhile

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This is the worst thing I've read in here... Don't do that Tobey. Do you have other hygiene problems too?

I caught my ex chewing her toenails one night. I got up to take a piss and she was in the living room watching tv, didn't hear me come in I guess. I just shook my head and continued to the bathroom. I got second hand embarrassed for her, the same way I just did reading about your boogers. That was 4 years in to our relationship and was a catalyst to it ending.

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i have been doing it since i was a kid it will probably be hard to stop, i also bite my nails

its pick and flick, not pick and lick.

[L33Tg33k]

A lot of people on this site bum me out. I know that's the pot calling the kettle black, but it's for different reason than most. I come in this forum and I'm bombarded by the dumbest and most short sighted opinions I've ever seen. It really bothers me that such a high percentage of the people here are so vacuous. I think to myself that it can't really be that way. The stupid shit must stand out and skew my observations. Still, I read shit like all the Street League threads and recycled phrases thrown around everywhere and it does something to me. I'm not saying I'm smart. I'm not saying there aren't freakishly well informed people here, but goddamn, I can't be the only one that feels this way. I keep coming here because I've got nothing else to do.

I mean, I'm a fucking idiot. I technically didn't graduate high school. I'm not even qualified for most temp jobs. Maybe all of this is a result of my inability to connect with people. Fuck. Clearly I fell off from my positivity high. I just want the most painless and easiest to pull off way to go.

[Rusty_Berrings]

I just want the most painless and easiest to pull off way to go.

What exactly do you have in mind?

[L33Tg33k]

Plastic hood + draw cord + nitrogen

[shark tits]

Plastic hood + draw cord + nitrogen

an old friend of mine did that and his ex gf/current roommate found him. i don't know what he was saying to her but she's pretty fucked up over it. for anyways, i'd rather see you put out more clips than suicide but for the love of god, do it w/ heroin and it's 'death by misadventure' as opposed to leaving someone to feel guilty.
sometimes everything seems dumb but it's like you're acutely perceiving that dumb shit but when you're doing good you're blithely unaware of it. maybe even dumb yourself. ride it out, kid.

[@thewilleasley]

A lot of people on this site bum me out. I know that's the pot calling the kettle black, but it's for different reason than most. I come in this forum and I'm bombarded by the dumbest and most short sighted opinions I've ever seen. It really bothers me that such a high percentage of the people here are so vacuous. I think to myself that it can't really be that way. The stupid shit must stand out and skew my observations. Still, I read shit like all the Street League threads and recycled phrases thrown around everywhere and it does something to me. I'm not saying I'm smart. I'm not saying there aren't freakishly well informed people here, but goddamn, I can't be the only one that feels this way. I keep coming here because I've got nothing else to do.

I mean, I'm a fucking idiot. I technically didn't graduate high school. I'm not even qualified for most temp jobs. Maybe all of this is a result of my inability to connect with people. Fuck. Clearly I fell off from my positivity high. I just want the most painless and easiest to pull off way to go.

nigga shut yo ass up you aint about to kill anything other than your self esteem. you need to find some hobbies to keep your mind busy & something to give you a little more confidence, cuz it seems like boredom draws you back in to that self-loathing shit. people on SLAP are regular and given my tendency to always try to get the last word I had to learn my damn self that sometimes you just gotta sit back let the clowns do what clowns do. if you got your own stuff going on, niggas can't tell you shit. I got men in their 30's tryna vibe me ona message board regularly & a bunch of cluck ass whiteboys with no muscle mass who don't like me cuz I'm too "sporty". brush that shit off and keep it moving! its hard to worry about the negative when you're fully focused on the positive ya know? honestly some time off of here might do you some good. its really easy to kill too much time on here and i think thats fuckin you up. Boredom is probably one of the top 3 reasons why we behave the way we do. that block of time where we aren't actively engaged in something leads us to thoughts of anxiety so much to the point where do things just to kill time, drugs, etc. just to distract ourselves from those thoughts. when you find something you really like to do, learn to deeply immerse yourself into said activities, and see what you can produce with that type of focus. Honestly i think you should just write a lot. like even if its just a journal or fictional story or something, i think that can be very cathartic for you and you're actually good at it so it would be interesting to see what you would come up with if you were really "locked in" like that


but if there's only one thing you have to take from this post, don't be a fucking dumbass and sit yo non-suicidal ass down. it aint like you got a piece of shit personality I'm sure you would really fuck a lot of people up if you took your own life.

[ttching!]

I'm with d00d on this l33t. This life is what we make of it. You lack a direction for yours right now, & it seems like the root of your struggles. Honestly, I think you should do Treehouse, learn to do coding/web development & get a career going in the near term instead of fucking w/ traditional school. Once you are focused on doing you I think you'll find a lot of the crap which stresses you out & weighs you down will start to disappear.

[ice nine]

A lot of people on this site bum me out. I know that's the pot calling the kettle black, but it's for different reason than most. I come in this forum and I'm bombarded by the dumbest and most short sighted opinions I've ever seen. It really bothers me that such a high percentage of the people here are so vacuous. I think to myself that it can't really be that way. The stupid shit must stand out and skew my observations. Still, I read shit like all the Street League threads and recycled phrases thrown around everywhere and it does something to me. I'm not saying I'm smart. I'm not saying there aren't freakishly well informed people here, but goddamn, I can't be the only one that feels this way. I keep coming here because I've got nothing else to do.

I mean, I'm a fucking idiot. I technically didn't graduate high school. I'm not even qualified for most temp jobs. Maybe all of this is a result of my inability to connect with people. Fuck. Clearly I fell off from my positivity high. I just want the most painless and easiest to pull off way to go.

imo u really need to look inward and stop with so much judgement of others. like i've said before i see a ton of the same negative qualities in you and me and it is frustrating. ur mind is just as closed as anyone here. u like to say ur dumb but yet you talk shit on things constantly and say things with conviction. its one thing for some pompous idiot like sk8dood to talk shit when he actually believes all that insane stuff, but it seems like deep down u have doubts and want to change for the better. its not easy and im not much better off then u are, but i'm at least trying to make myself into someone that i can stand. all u can do is hope to be ok with yourself and when u get there, project that. ya this is as much for me as it is for u. shit is super hard, i always think about ways to kill myself and have it passed off as an accident. but i havent done it yet and prolly never will, so might as well try and use some of the positive things in my life as a springboard and grow from there.

[JB]

nobody is happy and proud of themselves all the time.

and thats ok.

[hufs calve muscles]

once you are at ease knowing you’re a fuck stick everything gets better.

that and your 20's are awkward as fuck!

[nice_guy_2]

awkward as fuck for you when your shopping for new globes

[perverted super otaku!]

haha agreed some well aged/cured lust for someone let loose at the right time is tooo good lol, "immediatly upstehen after sprtizten"

[JB]

once you are at ease knowing you?re a fuck stick everything gets better.

that and your 20's are awkward as fuck!

youre not going to say "fuck stick" in front of the children, are you?

[hufs calve muscles]

I try so hard not to swear in front of my son!! It's a full time job.

Only in traffic has a random "FUCKING DIE CUNT!!" when some fuck stick has cut me off.

[hufs calve muscles]

Ok.

There is this super cute girl at the skatepark that has been skating for about 3 years now. She's pretty good. She sure can skate but always asks me for tips or whatever.  As with usual skatepark hang time you spend a lot of time talking shit in between actually skating.
Because of my vast knowledge of Ginos push and Pops meth problems she seems to think I know everything about skateboarding.
I told her to chill on Nyjah and Shane, gave her a copy of Cherry and told her to watch as much Lucas Puig footy on YouTube as possible.

She found me on Facebook. She asked for my phone number and she texts me non stop asking all kinds of shit.

She is 17 and I am 36.  Should I fuck her? She looks like one of those Dysney kids. All tanned and tight. I swear a shinning light from the heavens would shine out of her perfect box if I got her pants off.

Never in my life would I think Chuck Taylor's and a good no comply would attract hot young pussy.

[perverted super otaku!]

girls at that age are unstable as shit, and one going after a man in his mid 30's is not a good sign that, "maybe shes one of the few sane ones", you coud be in for a world of crazy-shit, worst case condom breaks knock her up, you do not want a 17 year old who most likely has some family issues deciding whether your gonna be a dad or not, a bust inside a sane 23 year-old and you can most likely discuss the matter to some degree like adults, 17-year old prolly ex-group home resident, who prolly has no dad, not so much

or maybe she just legit wants platonic paternal figure in her life, to give her the attention she never got from her dad?

I personally would not

[Rick Pump]

Ok.

There is this super cute girl at the skatepark that has been skating for about 3 years now. She's pretty good. She sure can skate but always asks me for tips or whatever.  As with usual skatepark hang time you spend a lot of time talking shit in between actually skating.
Because of my vast knowledge of Ginos push and Pops meth problems she seems to think I know everything about skateboarding.
I told her to chill on Nyjah and Shane, gave her a copy of Cherry and told her to watch as much Lucas Puig footy on YouTube as possible.

She found me on Facebook. She asked for my phone number and she texts me non stop asking all kinds of shit.

She is 17 and I am 36.  Should I fuck her? She looks like one of those Dysney kids. All tanned and tight. I swear a shinning light from the heavens would shine out of her perfect box if I got her pants off.

Never in my life would I think Chuck Taylor's and a good no comply would attract hot young pussy.

I say fuck her if it looks like its going that way, but don't pursue it. It doesn't matter how old a girl is they are all some kind of crazy and it doesn't always get better with age. Probably try a plutonic relationship outside of the skatepark to get a better idea of if it would be a definite fuck up if you tapped it. If you do end up doing it then just make sure you don't give her any reason to go full psycho on you and if you move on let her down gently. But yeah, fuck her.

[perverted super otaku!]

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Ok.

There is this super cute girl at the skatepark that has been skating for about 3 years now. She's pretty good. She sure can skate but always asks me for tips or whatever.  As with usual skatepark hang time you spend a lot of time talking shit in between actually skating.
Because of my vast knowledge of Ginos push and Pops meth problems she seems to think I know everything about skateboarding.
I told her to chill on Nyjah and Shane, gave her a copy of Cherry and told her to watch as much Lucas Puig footy on YouTube as possible.

She found me on Facebook. She asked for my phone number and she texts me non stop asking all kinds of shit.

She is 17 and I am 36.  Should I fuck her? She looks like one of those Dysney kids. All tanned and tight. I swear a shinning light from the heavens would shine out of her perfect box if I got her pants off.

Never in my life would I think Chuck Taylor's and a good no comply would attract hot young pussy.

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I say fuck her if it looks like its going that way, but don't pursue it. It doesn't matter how old a girl is they are all some kind of crazy and it doesn't always get better with age. Probably try a plutonic relationship outside of the skatepark to get a better idea of if it would be a definite fuck up if you tapped it. If you do end up doing it then just make sure you don't give her any reason to go full psycho on you and if you move on let her down gently. But yeah, fuck her.

which may include:
buying her what she wants
doing/agreeing with whatever she says

call me a pessimist but ive never heard of a girl that young being with an 20 year older dude and not being completely fucked

[JB]

girls at that age are unstable as shit, and one going after a man in his mid 30's is not a good sign that, "maybe shes one of the few sane ones", you coud be in for a world of crazy-shit, worst case condom breaks knock her up, you do not want a 17 year old who most likely has some family issues deciding whether your gonna be a dad or not, a bust inside a sane 23 year-old and you can most likely discuss the matter to some degree like adults, 17-year old prolly ex-group home resident, who prolly has no dad, not so much

or maybe she just legit wants platonic paternal figure in her life, to give her the attention she never got from her dad?

I personally would not

as much as id like to tell you to fuck the shit out of her, ^ this guy probably has the right idea. you fuck her once, and you could end up with the worst stalker of your life. plus shes underage, so you fuck her and stop talking to her, she could go crazy start claiming you raped her or some crazy shit like that, then game over for you. i dont know man, you cant trust a girl whos that young. the fact that your more than double her age and shes pursing you throws up a bunch of red flags.

[@thewilleasley]

Lemme tell you right now girls around that age dealing with daddy issues are crazy. This definitely looks like some surrogate father type shit. I guess if yall just stayed friends/skate buddies it'd be cool but I don't think you should get sexually involved at all. Has she done any super-obvious flirting or anything like that? if she's tryna move shit in that direction then by all means back the fuck off. at least wait til she's 18 cuz any type of potential drama you could have is gonna be a whole lot more bearable at that age than if she were a minor. try to think with the right head and avoid the bullshit. then again, i dunno how hot she is so i don't know the level of temptation you're dealing with, so take that for what it is lol.

[hufs calve muscles]

thanks dudes. 

im really on the fence. 

i dont think i will.  actually i might cold shoulder the fuck outta her : /

[nice_guy_2]

lol this 17 year old disney girl is a front for huf calf muscle repressed homosexual urges

[hufs calve muscles]

i'll suck ya dick. turn up.

post a fit first tho

[Rick Pump]

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girls at that age are unstable as shit, and one going after a man in his mid 30's is not a good sign that, "maybe shes one of the few sane ones", you coud be in for a world of crazy-shit, worst case condom breaks knock her up, you do not want a 17 year old who most likely has some family issues deciding whether your gonna be a dad or not, a bust inside a sane 23 year-old and you can most likely discuss the matter to some degree like adults, 17-year old prolly ex-group home resident, who prolly has no dad, not so much

or maybe she just legit wants platonic paternal figure in her life, to give her the attention she never got from her dad?

I personally would not

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as much as id like to tell you to fuck the shit out of her, ^ this guy probably has the right idea. you fuck her once, and you could end up with the worst stalker of your life. plus shes underage, so you fuck her and stop talking to her, she could go crazy start claiming you raped her or some crazy shit like that, then game over for you. i dont know man, you cant trust a girl whos that young. the fact that your more than double her age and shes pursing you throws up a bunch of red flags.

You know Hufs Calves lives in Australia right? Where if she's over 16 she's legal.

[tobey]

just told a girl that i would marry her and rasie her unbotn child as my own....... I only have had six beers?

[ill_Murray]

just told a girl that i would marry her and rasie her unbotn child as my own....... I only have had six beers?

It's a numbers game tobey, just keep spinning that wheel. 

[shark tits]

i turned my sawzall on and almost put it to my leg but got sketched so i googled 'sawzall injuries' cause i wanted a good 'cry for help' that would be worth a shot of morphine but not permanently fuck up my muscles, tendons and whatever else makes me the average skater i am. for anyways, i didn't learn anything and even though i'd been getting lightheaded every time i stand up i forced myself down to honey farms and seen a kid ollie an 8.5 foot sidewalk out the gate. it was trash night which is my favorite  night so we all did stuff over garbage, played 2 games of SKATE [i won one, pitching fire!] and got kicked down some marb lights. tgitrashnight and thank goodness i didn't waste away in the ER w/ some DIY injury.

[Powdered Toast Man!]

as of these past 4 months,
deficient libido, thus, borderline impotence
which i don't seem to care but occasionally worry

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