real confessions

[ill_Murray]

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Its hard to find/meet vegan girls, I don't judge but I can't really get close with an omni girl in a lifestyle kinda way, because frankly watching a girl eat a steak/burger whatever is incredibly unattractive to me. Was really nervous this weekend meeting up with this really pretty vegan girl(i knew of through mutual friends), stuttered a cpl times, mispronounced words, cpl *omfg* anxiety moments, asked yesterday if shes into to doing something again and no response as of yet. Not even bummed because hey, I tried, but fuck really pretty vegan girls ain't so easy to come by.

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you tried cruising the produce section of whole foods?

Or Trader Joe's

[dillanharp]

omni girl

LOL.

[ttching!]

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Its hard to find/meet vegan girls, I don't judge but I can't really get close with an omni girl in a lifestyle kinda way, because frankly watching a girl eat a steak/burger whatever is incredibly unattractive to me. Was really nervous this weekend meeting up with this really pretty vegan girl(i knew of through mutual friends), stuttered a cpl times, mispronounced words, cpl *omfg* anxiety moments, asked yesterday if shes into to doing something again and no response as of yet. Not even bummed because hey, I tried, but fuck really pretty vegan girls ain't so easy to come by.

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you tried cruising the produce section of whole foods?

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Or Trader Joe's

Or settling for average/kind of fugly vegan girls?

[Rusty_Berrings]

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Going to give my phone number to and attempt to date a chick that works at McDonalds.

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Fucking yes mate/I "love/hate" the way my brain operates some/most of the time/right now.

All the stuff that makes you you can also come at a cost . . .

Well I been back to that mickey deez twice with my phone number written down in my pocket and she wasn't working the window so i dunno. seems if you're a single dude carrying your name/number on a piece of paper could come in handy at any given moment in time though.

[ill_Murray]

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Going to give my phone number to and attempt to date a chick that works at McDonalds.

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Fucking yes mate/I "love/hate" the way my brain operates some/most of the time/right now.

All the stuff that makes you you can also come at a cost . . .

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Well I been back to that mickey deez twice with my phone number written down in my pocket and she wasn't working the window so i dunno. seems if you're a single dude carrying your name/number on a piece of paper could come in handy at any given moment in time though.

Rusty it's better if you just ask for her number.  No matter how into you she is, you have to make the move. 

[Rusty_Berrings]

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Going to give my phone number to and attempt to date a chick that works at McDonalds.

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Fucking yes mate/I "love/hate" the way my brain operates some/most of the time/right now.

All the stuff that makes you you can also come at a cost . . .

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Well I been back to that mickey deez twice with my phone number written down in my pocket and she wasn't working the window so i dunno. seems if you're a single dude carrying your name/number on a piece of paper could come in handy at any given moment in time though.

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Rusty it's better if you just ask for her number.  No matter how into you she is, you have to make the move.  

she probably lives with her parents, and even if she doesn't there's enough of an age gap that i'd feel like a creep asking her for her number. also, could've given it out tonight cuz this other chick showed up while we were skating and was like "There's some nice rails over there bro, i hit em all the time" jokingly and i was like "Yeah baby wanna hit him with me some night???" and then she zoomed off. kinda annoying but at least i tried.

[ill_Murray]

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Going to give my phone number to and attempt to date a chick that works at McDonalds.

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Fucking yes mate/I "love/hate" the way my brain operates some/most of the time/right now.

All the stuff that makes you you can also come at a cost . . .

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Well I been back to that mickey deez twice with my phone number written down in my pocket and she wasn't working the window so i dunno. seems if you're a single dude carrying your name/number on a piece of paper could come in handy at any given moment in time though.

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Rusty it's better if you just ask for her number.  No matter how into you she is, you have to make the move.  

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she probably lives with her parents, and even if she doesn't there's enough of an age gap that i'd feel like a creep asking her for her number. also, could've given it out tonight cuz this other chick showed up while we were skating and was like "There's some nice rails over there bro, i hit em all the time" jokingly and i was like "Yeah baby wanna hit him with me some night???" and then she zoomed off. kinda annoying but at least i tried.

If you think it's too creepy to be asking for those digits it's probably even creepier of you to slip her a piece of paper with your number.  Trying is definitely the most important part, I don't know how you dudes living in rural ass areas do it though, the cities are just so ripe with womens. 

[Rusty_Berrings]

i guess it's same difference as far as the getting/giving number thing goes. as far as the whole rural thing goes, i live in a pretty big college town so it's not too nuts.

[Everett425]

I'm absolutely terrified of death. That is all.

[nice_guy_2]

i just wanna be free

[Numeral]

I'm broke, I can't seem to manage my income at all, I've been deep in debt for 2 years now. every time I feel I'm about to come out I find myself having to spend money I don't have.

some aspects of my life have been complete shit for a while now....

[ill_Murray]

I'm broke, I can't seem to manage my income at all, I've been deep in debt for 2 years now. every time I feel I'm about to come out I find myself having to spend money I don't have.

some aspects of my life have been complete shit for a while now....

I've been in this same boat for a while.  I seem to just keep cruising along getting lucky with continuous incomes but I can't get to that spot where I can actually start putting money away.  The biggest detriment to my savings are my student loans.  Fuck you Sallie Mae, you janky bitch.   

[Uncle Guss]

Out of all the good friends I've made last year in college, I'm pretty much the only one that's actually returning, whether it's due to shit grades or getting kicked out for weed or drugs or whatnot. I'm pretty much starting from square one and it's really bumming me out. Don't feel like hitting up all the half friends I met at the beginning of freshman year so I've just been chilling by myself and working mad hours at my shitty work study job. Life feels kinda beat right now

[shark tits]

i haven't eaten ass in like a yr and a half

[hufs calve muscles]

i haven't eaten ass in like a yr and a half

Damn bruh that's cold.  Are we talking no sex at all or just ass chewin?

[shark tits]

fucking both! i sorta had a broad to horseplay w/ last winter but before that, like a girlfriend, that ended around february 2013. maybe cause i'm old it doesn't bother me so much. oh, when i was w/ my last girlfriend i would go a month w/out fucking her. she was caustic! i think my libido is lower than most people, i'm more into skating or when i'm doing opiates, them. sex is rad but now i'm bumming around my hometown so i don't feel super hot about that. if i had a iphone i'd try that tindr shit.

[L33Tg33k]

I'm very seriously considering hospitalizing myself today. I may be gone for some time.

[hufs calve muscles]

I'm very seriously considering hospitalizing myself today. I may be gone for some time.

Why??

I just used my first gnar on you L33T.

[Rusty_Berrings]

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I'm very seriously considering hospitalizing myself today. I may be gone for some time.

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Do it. Good luck

I've met women in lockups. You might just be lucky enough to get some n00dz when you're both in halfway houses.

[skateskateskate]

I'm very seriously considering hospitalizing myself today. I may be gone for some time.

how does that work? like what do you say

[shark tits]

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I'm very seriously considering hospitalizing myself today. I may be gone for some time.

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how does that work? like what do you say

tell em you're suicidal and you've earned a bed for 3 days at least. i only go in and tell em i've got wicked bad anxiety w/ a touch of suicidal ideation so's i can get emergency benzos but not hafta stay. wish i would've spent a little time last yr, i'd prolly win my ssi case this yr. oh well, i will reap just what i sew.

[Prince Nelson]

I'm making a conscious decision to not drink alcohol anymore. It seems like every time I do drink, it just makes me feel terrible. And that's not really working out right now. So, sober living begins today.

[dillanharp]

I'm making a conscious decision to not drink alcohol anymore. It seems like every time I do drink, it just makes me feel terrible. And that's not really working out right now. So, sober living begins today.

Good luck with that. I've been trying (and failing) to remain sober for the last year.

[Prince Nelson]

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I'm making a conscious decision to not drink alcohol anymore. It seems like every time I do drink, it just makes me feel terrible. And that's not really working out right now. So, sober living begins today.

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Good luck with that. I've been trying (and failing) to remain sober for the last year.

Thank you. It's a change that I need to make, along with my general attitude towards life and people.

Good luck in your own journey towards sobriety.

[pinche gringo]

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I'm making a conscious decision to not drink alcohol anymore. It seems like every time I do drink, it just makes me feel terrible. And that's not really working out right now. So, sober living begins today.

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Good luck with that. I've been trying (and failing) to remain sober for the last year.

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Thank you. It's a change that I need to make, along with my general attitude towards life and people.

Good luck in your own journey towards sobriety.

Good luck to both of you. Try to stay positive even if you slip up, you can do anything you want to do.

[Candygirl]

Dear SLAP,

I've been together with my girlfriend for almost 8 years now(I am 26 now). We lived together for 6 of them. Now she's living in Berlin and I live in CPH, which hasn't been big of a problem for the past year. We saw each other at least every 4 weeks and got the whole thing figured out. Went to NYC on summer vacation and so on. I was planning to move to Berlin as well.
All of a sudden she tells me that she doesn't know what to thin about us... I really want a genuine answer but she can't. She needs time to think she says, which makes the situation even worse.

Since I've never been in a situation like that I don't really know how to cope with it.
SLAP always knows the answer.
Anyone been in a situation like that? Breaking up would be the worst. We share all of our good friends with each other... How will life even go on...

[the snake]

seems like you gonna have to be strong in the next weeks or months...sorry dude

[Candygirl]

That's what I already thought. Skateboarding will always be there.

[nice_guy_2]

Dear SLAP,

I've been together with my girlfriend for almost 8 years now(I am 26 now). We lived together for 6 of them. Now she's living in Berlin and I live in CPH, which hasn't been big of a problem for the past year. We saw each other at least every 4 weeks and got the whole thing figured out. Went to NYC on summer vacation and so on. I was planning to move to Berlin as well.
All of a sudden she tells me that she doesn't know what to thin about us... I really want a genuine answer but she can't. She needs time to think she says, which makes the situation even worse.

Since I've never been in a situation like that I don't really know how to cope with it.
SLAP always knows the answer.
Anyone been in a situation like that? Breaking up would be the worst. We share all of our good friends with each other... How will life even go on...

oh my GOODNESS dood buckle up, you're in store for one seriously emotional rollercoaster and you'll probably sink into feelings you've never experienced before.

Soon all those sappy love songs on the radio are about to make a whole lot of sense.

BUT!!!!

i think this kind of thing needs to happen to everybody at least once in their lifetime.
prepare to feel extremely alive as you enter one of the hardest experiences a human can go through

[Candygirl]

I never felt pain like that before.
While we were talking I told her how I think about it, in a good manner.
But the sentence "I need time to think" is already a death sentence for a relationship.
Even if things pan out, how can you trust the person again.

I'll keep you updated. Suggestions for the waiting time would be nice.