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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5340 on: October 10, 2014, 06:01:45 AM »
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only been sober for about 2 months (from drinking and being stoned all the time) and im pretty fucking over real life
being fucked up all the time sucks tho too so im probably just doomed to some kind of unsatisfied fate
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I'm stoned from the time I get up until the time I go to bed.  I hate being sober.
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how much do u smoke? i was going thru a quarter every 2-3 days.
main reason i stopped was cause i hated having to concentrate to remember what i was just thinking about.
the paranoia and cost of smoking that much is pretty shitty. i dont think i have the personality for it to work for me.
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I'd say I smoke about 10 grams a week of bud and about 2-3 grams of wax or oil or some other concentrate.  I hate that I smoke this much but the feeling of sobriety is just so shitty and it keeps my IBS from acting up so fuck it. 

Do you smoke pure or mix with tobacco? Tried vaping?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5341 on: October 10, 2014, 06:19:12 AM »
Well thats the thing, Ive either slept with(not many) or been rejected by every one I know lol, but am not friendly or even on speaking terms with any at this point, I also have no social media of any kind, I'd rather just go skate, chill alone and not get laid, than get mixed up with that or any other online clusterfuck tbh

ok man, your choice. i seriously doubt i would have met my wife if it wasn't for social media (we live at opposite ends of the country). good luck in your search though!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5342 on: October 10, 2014, 07:44:34 AM »
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only been sober for about 2 months (from drinking and being stoned all the time) and im pretty fucking over real life
being fucked up all the time sucks tho too so im probably just doomed to some kind of unsatisfied fate
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I'm stoned from the time I get up until the time I go to bed.  I hate being sober.
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how much do u smoke? i was going thru a quarter every 2-3 days.
main reason i stopped was cause i hated having to concentrate to remember what i was just thinking about.
the paranoia and cost of smoking that much is pretty shitty. i dont think i have the personality for it to work for me.
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I'd say I smoke about 10 grams a week of bud and about 2-3 grams of wax or oil or some other concentrate.  I hate that I smoke this much but the feeling of sobriety is just so shitty and it keeps my IBS from acting up so fuck it. 
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Do you smoke pure or mix with tobacco? Tried vaping?

I quit smoking cigs a little over a year ago and have only hit the occasional spliff when one of my friends forgets and adds it. I actually lucked out and got a Volcano for free but after a while I realized I needed something more portable so I sold that and I grabbed these two vape pens that are like a million times better and fit right in my pocket for work/airplane/whatever usage.  So if I'm home or out in a social situation it's usually bongs or joints but if I'm at work or traveling I'll go with my O-pen.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5343 on: October 10, 2014, 03:36:54 PM »
My board slipped out from under me today and it brought up an old memory.

Back in high school, my older brother and I were taking out the trash and he bet me that he could beat me in a race up our driveway back to our house (about 100 yards) we had a long ass driveway. The catch was that I was on my skateboard and he was running. I thought for sure I would win but my brother ran track and I under estimated how fast he was. As we got closer to the house, it became clear to me that I didn't have a chance, so without really thinking it through I kicked my board at his feet. He stepped right on it running full speed. He flew up in the air, and his body went horizontal, like full cartoon banana peel style, and landed right on his back. To this day it is one of the worst slams Ive ever seen. He got pretty bruised up.

That was almost 10 years ago and I still feel pretty guilty about it. One of the most dick things Ive ever done for sure.
this is funny as fuck
id probably be laughing about this 10 years later
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5344 on: October 10, 2014, 04:06:53 PM »
sometimes i feel like im carrying around too much shit to get to know anyone else.
yea dig?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5345 on: October 11, 2014, 12:44:30 AM »
i have way too much in common with l33tg33k. lets be friends

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5346 on: October 11, 2014, 04:05:57 AM »
i have way too much in common with l33tg33k. lets be friends

Your name is appropriate.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5347 on: October 11, 2014, 04:14:11 AM »
I get frustrated / sad for no reason at times and it sucks.....

...also I kinda wish I lived in the states

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5348 on: October 11, 2014, 05:18:01 AM »
I get frustrated / sad for no reason at times and it sucks.....

...also I kinda wish I lived in the states

hmmm, where do you live?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5349 on: October 11, 2014, 05:20:06 AM »
i have way too much in common with l33tg33k. lets be friends
I don't do friends.

Kidding. Start a suicide pact?
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5350 on: October 13, 2014, 10:30:23 AM »
Shit my pants today. I didn't even notice until I got up and my ass felt wet. Diarrhea kind of sucks when you think about it.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5351 on: October 13, 2014, 02:05:56 PM »
At least your rep is almost back in the +

That's what you wanted right

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5352 on: October 13, 2014, 04:34:33 PM »
At least your rep is almost back in the +

That's what you wanted right
It's the only thing I've ever wanted.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5353 on: October 13, 2014, 05:05:49 PM »
cool. ive been gnar'ing you every day so lets just say you owe me a hand job and we're square.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5354 on: October 14, 2014, 12:14:42 AM »
I've been rocking a chain wallet since I was 15.

I'm 37.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5355 on: October 14, 2014, 05:32:25 PM »
i wanna war with l33tg33k and his followers

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5356 on: October 14, 2014, 05:48:48 PM »
LOL, followers. Fucklife didn't even want to make a suicide pact with me.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5357 on: October 14, 2014, 06:12:30 PM »
LOL, followers. Fucklife didn't even want to make a suicide pact with me.

yeah whatever, okay so now we are at war

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5358 on: October 14, 2014, 09:58:55 PM »
I've been rocking a chain wallet since I was 15.

I'm 37.

did you wear skate shoes to your wedding?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5359 on: October 14, 2014, 10:11:00 PM »
I've been rocking a chain wallet since I was 15.

I'm 37.
Have you ever been pick-pocketed?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5360 on: October 14, 2014, 10:12:33 PM »
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I've been rocking a chain wallet since I was 15.

I'm 37.
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did you wear skate shoes to your wedding?
I fucking cringe when I see fools rocking skate shoes with their tuxedos

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5361 on: October 15, 2014, 02:25:09 AM »
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I've been rocking a chain wallet since I was 15.

I'm 37.
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did you wear skate shoes to your wedding?
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I fucking cringe when I see fools rocking skate shoes with their tuxedos

gotta rock a beanie to complete the look...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5362 on: October 15, 2014, 06:25:12 AM »
The most sexually attractive girl I've ever seen goes to my school, This lil latina(Colombian or Venezuelan looking). Was skatin one day in the summer and saw her watchin me(not a brag, not impressive) and when I rolled up to wait for the bus, she walked by me and it was probably the sexiest single sight I have ever witnessed. She was wearing basically a tucked in wife beater and some insanely short denim shorts, I was stunned as as she walked right in front of me, in what seemed like a very suggestive manner, her ample and perfect booty peeking out from under the shorts on alternating sides with every step, my mind was blown. Seen her around a cpl times since and twice yesterday. It gives me the feel you get from walking into a massive cathedral or something just really awe inspiring but with combined with the rush of hormones, triggred by visual cues, that tell me she's mega fertile.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5363 on: October 15, 2014, 04:10:46 PM »
The most sexually attractive girl I've ever seen goes to my school, This lil latina(Colombian or Venezuelan looking). Was skatin one day in the summer and saw her watchin me(not a brag, not impressive) and when I rolled up to wait for the bus, she walked by me and it was probably the sexiest single sight I have ever witnessed. She was wearing basically a tucked in wife beater and some insanely short denim shorts, I was stunned as as she walked right in front of me, in what seemed like a very suggestive manner, her ample and perfect booty peeking out from under the shorts on alternating sides with every step, my mind was blown. Seen her around a cpl times since and twice yesterday. It gives me the feel you get from walking into a massive cathedral or something just really awe inspiring but with combined with the rush of hormones, triggred by visual cues, that tell me she's mega fertile.

10/10 story held my attention entirety

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5364 on: October 15, 2014, 05:50:55 PM »
The most sexually attractive girl I've ever seen goes to my school, This lil latina(Colombian or Venezuelan looking). Was skatin one day in the summer and saw her watchin me(not a brag, not impressive) and when I rolled up to wait for the bus, she walked by me and it was probably the sexiest single sight I have ever witnessed. She was wearing basically a tucked in wife beater and some insanely short denim shorts, I was stunned as as she walked right in front of me, in what seemed like a very suggestive manner, her ample and perfect booty peeking out from under the shorts on alternating sides with every step, my mind was blown. Seen her around a cpl times since and twice yesterday. It gives me the feel you get from walking into a massive cathedral or something just really awe inspiring but with combined with the rush of hormones, triggred by visual cues, that tell me she's mega fertile.

I have a boner

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5365 on: October 16, 2014, 03:09:06 AM »
i would also like to confess i have seen a female in real life.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5366 on: October 16, 2014, 06:25:50 AM »
ive had naked sex with one.  8)

two actually, but not at the same time.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5367 on: October 16, 2014, 08:44:14 AM »
ive had naked sex with one.?  8)

two actually, but not at the same time.

teach me

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5368 on: October 16, 2014, 09:33:33 AM »
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ive had naked sex with one.?  8)

two actually, but not at the same time.
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in all honestly, this right here took my girlfriend and i from friends to friends who fuck one fine evening.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5369 on: October 16, 2014, 10:29:49 AM »
ive had naked sex with one.  8)

two actually, but not at the same time.
bit rude for a public forum no? have some standards  >:(