real confessions

[hufs calve muscles]

I've been stealing a lot of port. Not my drink of choice but it's normally easy to steal cause it's in a section that no one really watches.

Plus the self service check outs make it so easy to steal food.

I'm not proud of it though.

[nice_guy_2]

I'm not proud of it though.

well thats very important, being ashamed of yourself is important

[hufs calve muscles]

I don't think many people like themselves.

Shit in a plastic bag and keep it for 7 days.

[nice_guy_2]

I don't think many people like themselves.

I like myself

[Wizard Fight]

I've been stealing a lot of port. Not my drink of choice but it's normally easy to steal cause it's in a section that no one really watches.

Plus the self service check outs make it so easy to steal food.

I'm not proud of it though.

You shouldn't feel bad about it, shoplifting is awesome.

[nylin]

I don't think many people like themselves.

Shit in a plastic bag and keep it for 7 days.

So what ever happened with you and skate park girl?

[Mark Renton]

I had a little convo with the girl I've been wanking to for the past few months lol

[IanBZHD]

Found out i might have hpv, thats tight..

[lickcakes]

Found out i might have hpv, thats tight..

Fuck - godspeed to you, man. I have such anxiety when it comes to this. I talked about it with the guy who was interviewing me for a room in his house, and I ended up bringing him over to my place

[IanBZHD]

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Found out i might have hpv, thats tight..

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Fuck - godspeed to you, man. I have such anxiety when it comes to this. I talked about it with the guy who was interviewing me for a room in his house, and I ended up bringing him over to my place

hpv is ridiculously common, close to 80 percent of people contract in before they die. Just most people don't have any symptoms. I'm more just bummed on the fact that i could have got it in general.

I'm having trouble understanding what happened to you... You brought a guy back to your house that you were trying to rent a room from? Are you gay? Unfortunately, i believe hpv is a much bigger deal for gay men than straight. As far as anal cancer, at least i've heard, but im no where close to being a doctor.

[lickcakes]

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Found out i might have hpv, thats tight..

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Fuck - godspeed to you, man. I have such anxiety when it comes to this. I talked about it with the guy who was interviewing me for a room in his house, and I ended up bringing him over to my place

[close]

hpv is ridiculously common, close to 80 percent of people contract in before they die. Just most people don't have any symptoms. I'm more just bummed on the fact that i could have got it in general.

I'm having trouble understanding what happened to you... You brought a guy back to your house that you were trying to rent a room from? Are you gay? Unfortunately, i believe hpv is a much bigger deal for gay men than straight. As far as anal cancer, at least i've heard, but im no where close to being a doctor.

Yeah, the dude I'm trying to rent a room from turned out to be a hot bear, I told him about playing it safe and all that... he confirmed he was clean. After he showed me the house, we talked and got more comfortable, then we took the bus back to my apartment, and received my first rimjob


Thanks for the HPV info

[ROCKxADIO420]

alright alright all talk of hot bears, hpv, and rimjobs aside, how fucking cool of an expression is godspeed?

[L33Tg33k]

How people go from talking to fucking is crazy to me. I feel like there are so many steps that I'm missing.

[Wizard Fight]

alright alright all talk of hot bears, hpv, and rimjobs aside, how fucking cool of an expression is godspeed?

EPIC AS FUCK

7:49

[lickcakes]

How people go from talking to fucking is crazy to me. I feel like there are so many steps that I'm missing.

Homo sex doesn't require anything else

[smokecrack]

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alright alright all talk of hot bears, hpv, and rimjobs aside, how fucking cool of an expression is godspeed?

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EPIC AS FUCK

7:49

yes, Godspeed forever ∞

[Jim and Dan]

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alright alright all talk of hot bears, hpv, and rimjobs aside, how fucking cool of an expression is godspeed?

[close]

EPIC AS FUCK

7:49

[close]

yes, Godspeed forever ∞

Warranted, epic shit.



"godspeed little doodle, godspeed..."

Sparrow Agnew & Oliver North over for dinner.

The HPV hysteria is also fascinating, especially in lieu of the major absence of vaginal canals & cervix on the board . . .

It's cancerous brahmanga, oh no (squamous)!!! We're all going to get cancer in some form like eventually, right? . . . Right?

My life will be nothing but three types of warts and the potential for a malignant butt-hole [promising nonetheless].   



G O D S P E E D  F O R E V E R ! ! ! G O D S P E E D  F O R E V E R ! ! ! G O D S P E E D  F O R E V E R ! ! ! G O D S P E E D  F O R E V E R ! ! !

[perverted super otaku!]

I had a little convo with the girl I've been wanking to for the past few months lol

It's nice when families can get together for a reunion

[Mark Renton]

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I had a little convo with the girl I've been wanking to for the past few months lol

[close]

It's nice when families can get together for a reunion

Mmm no, but I still love Violent Femmes.

[Rumpleforeskin]

Stealing is great, if I didn't steal food/water/vitamins I would be dead or completely malnourished.  The self check-out lane is such bullshit anyway..  I've never stolen any sort of electronics or clothing but food from the grocery store deli?  Hell yes, I mean nobody buys that shit anyway..  If anything I'm doing them the solid of not having to waste 10 minutes disposing of it or putting that shit in claims.  Stealing alcohol is just fun, well it was fun, but now I do feel the shame from that..  Ha ha.

[shark tits]

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alright alright all talk of hot bears, hpv, and rimjobs aside, how fucking cool of an expression is godspeed?

[close]

EPIC AS FUCK

7:49

[close]

yes, Godspeed forever ∞

[close]

Warranted, epic shit.



"godspeed little doodle, godspeed..."

Sparrow Agnew & Oliver North over for dinner.

The HPV hysteria is also fascinating, especially in lieu of the major absence of vaginal canals & cervix on the board . . .

It's cancerous brahmanga, oh no (squamous)!!! We're all going to get cancer in some form like eventually, right? . . . Right?

My life will be nothing but three types of warts and the potential for a malignant butt-hole [promising nonetheless].   



G O D S P E E D  F O R E V E R ! ! ! G O D S P E E D  F O R E V E R ! ! ! G O D S P E E D  F O R E V E R ! ! ! G O D S P E E D  F O R E V E R ! ! !

i was also impressed by the interest in HPV [a girl's disease] but guess it does/can affect us asides dickk bumps. i know a kid from cali who's alll about spreading that [see also slurpy herpes] in a playful way and at first i didn't think much of it [kid's a scumbag] but hafta concede it is a horrid thing to do. what a wicked game!
also, every animal it seems is assigned 2 billion heartbeats if you don't screw up w/ 'unnatural causes' then cancer is at the end of the movie. it's nature's way of putting the kibosh on us all.l

[BraveUlysses]

Lying to certain family about having to go to work whenever they come visit so I can leave the house and don't have to interact with them. I did it last thanksgiving and a few days ago when they were over. I didn't have time to leave the house before they saw me a few days ago and I seriously contemplated leaving the house through my window. I just sat in my room figuring out how I could get walk past them while saying the least amount of words while also not coming off as rude.

Honestly I think they're just as disinterested in talking to me as I am to them. I don't have much in common with 48 and up black women.

[L33Tg33k]

Lying to certain family about having to go to work whenever they come visit so I can leave the house and don't have to interact with them. I did it last thanksgiving and a few days ago when they were over. I didn't have time to leave the house before they saw me a few days ago and I seriously contemplated leaving the house through my window. I just sat in my room figuring out how I could get walk past them while saying the least amount of words while also not coming off as rude.

Honestly I think they're just as disinterested in talking to me as I am to them. I don't have much in common with 48 and up black women.

I know the struggle and it is real.

[Prince Nelson]

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Lying to certain family about having to go to work whenever they come visit so I can leave the house and don't have to interact with them. I did it last thanksgiving and a few days ago when they were over. I didn't have time to leave the house before they saw me a few days ago and I seriously contemplated leaving the house through my window. I just sat in my room figuring out how I could get walk past them while saying the least amount of words while also not coming off as rude.

Honestly I think they're just as disinterested in talking to me as I am to them. I don't have much in common with 48 and up black women.

[close]

I know the struggle and it is real.

I know this struggle as well. The last few years I lived at home, I went to family gatherings on major holidays for less than an hour, made as much small talk as I could manage, and left. I have a lot of trouble relating to very devout southern baptists.

[shit_for_brains]

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Lying to certain family about having to go to work whenever they come visit so I can leave the house and don't have to interact with them. I did it last thanksgiving and a few days ago when they were over. I didn't have time to leave the house before they saw me a few days ago and I seriously contemplated leaving the house through my window. I just sat in my room figuring out how I could get walk past them while saying the least amount of words while also not coming off as rude.

Honestly I think they're just as disinterested in talking to me as I am to them. I don't have much in common with 48 and up black women.

[close]

I know the struggle and it is real.

[close]

I know this struggle as well. The last few years I lived at home, I went to family gatherings on major holidays for less than an hour, made as much small talk as I could manage, and left. I have a lot of trouble relating to very devout southern baptists.

Being around all three of my brothers is like standing with a group of strangers waiting for the bus. They're all much older than me and similar to each other, but they and I are very different in most every way. Once our mother dies I'm confident we won't keep in contact. I think that's fine for everyone.

Family is strange.

So I guess you shouldn't feel bad for not wanting to be around people simply because they're family. You don't owe those people shit.

[stone cold steve austin]

i tend to share beers with vince mcmahon

[L33Tg33k]

I need money.

[ill_Murray]

I need money.

Me too.

[shark tits]

well you boys should get you a marker and write that on cardboard until you got enough for whatever ya need.

[dillanharp]

I need money.

You thought about getting a job? Serious question, some around here are against it. Or going to school and getting that financial aid?