real confessions

[shags6]

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Bawtawd, I swear to god, that dude in your profile picture works at the McDonald's up the street from my house. I'm not even joking, this is great. 

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HAHA I got that shit of WRAL arrest records, dude stood out to me.

If you got it off WRAL then it IS definately him, cuz I live in wake county haha I would go into that McDonald's everyday on my lunch break cuz there was no where else with a dollar menu nearby and he'd always wanna dap me up at the counter like we go waaay back, saying "whattttuuuppp plaaaayyyyaaaa!" Just spraying spit everywhere when he spoke because he had no teeth, totally kooking himself out. I can't remember his name, but I would love to look up his Facebook profile lol

[chilllyboy]

^^^Google image search says his name is Jose Armando Cortez Garcia. Says he was arrested for possesion and identity theft earlier this month.


http://northcarolina.arrests.org/index.php?county=80&page=5&results=56

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[shags6]

I clicked the link and read the arrest information....It says that his adress is in Rolesville NC, which is where I live, so IT IS HIM! We have to do something about this......maybe write him a letter? "Mr. Cortez Or Whatever, we are sad to inform you that your great great great great grandfather has passed, however he has left a large estate with millions of dollars waiting for you......." Come on guys, give me some better ideas.

[mynameisnotjeff]

^^^Google image search says his name is Jose Armando Cortez Garcia. Says he was arrested for possesion and identity theft earlier this month.


http://northcarolina.arrests.org/index.php?county=80&page=5&results=56

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That Cristopher Wood guy on the 6th row looks like someone in a hair restoration ad

Also, Bill Cosby is on here apparently

[shark tits]

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^^^Google image search says his name is Jose Armando Cortez Garcia. Says he was arrested for possesion and identity theft earlier this month.


http://northcarolina.arrests.org/index.php?county=80&page=5&results=56

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That Cristopher Wood guy on the 6th row looks like someone in a hair restoration ad

I'll mess this hair up I wanna mess this hair up

[Jim and Dan]

That is the face of an angry man...

Had to break up a nasty bi-polar outburst last night, teenage girl beating the fucking piss out of her boyfriend complete with constant top-of-the-lungs screaming; I hate to say it but I was about 2 seconds away from either knocking her out or restraining her with zip ties. I actually really surprised nobody died, I'd never been in a situation like that & my adrenaline was getting the best of me. Again, I've never been in an altercation like that & have always been slightly fearful of what I might do to somebody in that situation, I may be small but I feel like I would fucking hurt somebody really bad & I'm glad I didn't.

I accidentally touched a tit, but her mom has nicer ones anyway...

[swag nollies]

I clicked the link and read the arrest information....It says that his adress is in Rolesville NC, which is where I live, so IT IS HIM! We have to do something about this......maybe write him a letter? "Mr. Cortez Or Whatever, we are sad to inform you that your great great great great grandfather has passed, however he has left a large estate with millions of dollars waiting for you......." Come on guys, give me some better ideas.

Send him a letter saying your a secret admirer and you think hes hot, put perfume on it. Thats whatsup, I used to live at marsh, now Im in the quay, hit the apex park sometimes.

[swag nollies]

That is the face of an angry man...

Had to break up a nasty bi-polar outburst last night, teenage girl beating the fucking piss out of her boyfriend complete with constant top-of-the-lungs screaming; I hate to say it but I was about 2 seconds away from either knocking her out or restraining her with zip ties. I actually really surprised nobody died, I'd never been in a situation like that & my adrenaline was getting the best of me. Again, I've never been in an altercation like that & have always been slightly fearful of what I might do to somebody in that situation, I may be small but I feel like I would fucking hurt somebody really bad & I'm glad I didn't.

I accidentally touched a tit, but her mom has nicer ones anyway...

No you wont, but its o.k. but yeah if you check the WRAL arrest records theres some good faces in there, I reckognize so many people all the time on it.

They have this shit called the SLAMMER, its a newspaper with all the arrest pictures for the week, Yall get that shit anywhere else? That shits fucked up.

[shags6]

I've only been going to marsh for about 8 months now, but i try and go up there everyday....maybe we know each other in real life....and I can never really get into apex. last time I was there I was trying to hardflip the 4 for like 10 minutes, then some random guy comes up and tries to hardflip it, misses, then sees me try when I've BEEN trying it and goes, "what the hell your stealing my trick"......then there's all the traffic with the little kids. "Can I try your board, hey what wheels are those?"

[swag nollies]

I've only been going to marsh for about 8 months now, but i try and go up there everyday....maybe we know each other in real life....and I can never really get into apex. last time I was there I was trying to hardflip the 4 for like 10 minutes, then some random guy comes up and tries to hardflip it, misses, then sees me try when I've BEEN trying it and goes, "what the hell your stealing my trick"......then there's all the traffic with the little kids. "Can I try your board, hey what wheels are those?"

Learn to skate the tranny, it will make you a man. I let you now next time Im up there its been awhile, I use to live on Brentwood.

[Jim and Dan]

Apparently bawtawd doesn't understand basic fight or flight responses...

Especially when your brain tells you you are in real danger...

 

[shags6]

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I've only been going to marsh for about 8 months now, but i try and go up there everyday....maybe we know each other in real life....and I can never really get into apex. last time I was there I was trying to hardflip the 4 for like 10 minutes, then some random guy comes up and tries to hardflip it, misses, then sees me try when I've BEEN trying it and goes, "what the hell your stealing my trick"......then there's all the traffic with the little kids. "Can I try your board, hey what wheels are those?"

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Learn to skate the tranny, it will make you a man. I let you now next time Im up there its been awhile, I use to live on Brentwood.

Man, theorists beasely wouldn't skate that shit........and just start writing "bawtawd" on your grip if I ever encounter you in the wild I'll introduce myself.......

[calvinsdream]

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I've only been going to marsh for about 8 months now, but i try and go up there everyday....maybe we know each other in real life....and I can never really get into apex. last time I was there I was trying to hardflip the 4 for like 10 minutes, then some random guy comes up and tries to hardflip it, misses, then sees me try when I've BEEN trying it and goes, "what the hell your stealing my trick"......then there's all the traffic with the little kids. "Can I try your board, hey what wheels are those?"

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Learn to skate the tranny, it will make you a man. I let you now next time Im up there its been awhile, I use to live on Brentwood.

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Man, theorists beasely wouldn't skate that shit........and just start writing "bawtawd" on your grip if I ever encounter you in the wild I'll introduce myself.......

when has that dude ever skated tranny ever?

[JB]

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I've only been going to marsh for about 8 months now, but i try and go up there everyday....maybe we know each other in real life....and I can never really get into apex. last time I was there I was trying to hardflip the 4 for like 10 minutes, then some random guy comes up and tries to hardflip it, misses, then sees me try when I've BEEN trying it and goes, "what the hell your stealing my trick"......then there's all the traffic with the little kids. "Can I try your board, hey what wheels are those?"

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Learn to skate the tranny, it will make you a man. I let you now next time Im up there its been awhile, I use to live on Brentwood.

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Man, theorists beasely wouldn't skate that shit........and just start writing "bawtawd" on your grip if I ever encounter you in the wild I'll introduce myself.......

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when has that dude ever skated tranny ever?

what dude? theorists beasley?

[swag nollies]

theorists beasley?

I like it, but it seems in this real confessions thread I seemed to have confessed my real location. fuck

[Big Sweatpants]

I hesitate before posting something I might get kooked for- sometimes I post it anyway, but not always.

That's the fucking problem with this place.

[franquietits]

Sometimes I get angry at the world, so I just wanna be a showoff to make others feel rubbed the wrong way. 

[perverted super otaku!]

Ok, so im watching Seinfeld seasons in order, so Im watching it it quite a bit, but, I think im starting to have feelings for Elaine, pretty sure I felt a pang of jealousy when JFK Jr. was in her aerobics class. 

[iKobrakai]

Ok, so im watching Seinfeld seasons in order, so Im watching it it quite a bit, but, I think im starting to have feelings for Elaine, pretty sure I felt a pang of jealousy when JFK Jr. was in her aerobics class. 

Well, I work at this big company HQ and there is a massive amount of classy ladies in their late 30's I would bang and/or eat out. Elaine is amazing, I'm sure she tastes nice and clean.

[JAesop]

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Ok, so im watching Seinfeld seasons in order, so Im watching it it quite a bit, but, I think im starting to have feelings for Elaine, pretty sure I felt a pang of jealousy when JFK Jr. was in her aerobics class.  

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Well, I work at this big company HQ and there is a massive amount of classy ladies in their late 30's I would bang and/or eat out. Elaine is amazing, I'm sure she tastes nice and clean.

The are more people fucking each other in corporate environments than at bars. It took me a few years to figure that one out-but it's just under the surface at every office setting I've worked at. The age range for success is a little older though, usually women in their 40's bored with life...

[JB]

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Ok, so im watching Seinfeld seasons in order, so Im watching it it quite a bit, but, I think im starting to have feelings for Elaine, pretty sure I felt a pang of jealousy when JFK Jr. was in her aerobics class.  

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Well, I work at this big company HQ and there is a massive amount of classy ladies in their late 30's I would bang and/or eat out. Elaine is amazing, I'm sure she tastes nice and clean.

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The are more people fucking each other in corporate environments than at bars. It took me a few years to figure that one out-but it's just under the surface at every office setting I've worked at. The age range for success is a little older though, usually women in their 40's bored with life...

my dad tried explaining to me that once women get close to menopause, they either want to fuck everyone, or accuse you of fucking everyone.

[iKobrakai]

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Ok, so im watching Seinfeld seasons in order, so Im watching it it quite a bit, but, I think im starting to have feelings for Elaine, pretty sure I felt a pang of jealousy when JFK Jr. was in her aerobics class.  

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Well, I work at this big company HQ and there is a massive amount of classy ladies in their late 30's I would bang and/or eat out. Elaine is amazing, I'm sure she tastes nice and clean.

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The are more people fucking each other in corporate environments than at bars. It took me a few years to figure that one out-but it's just under the surface at every office setting I've worked at. The age range for success is a little older though, usually women in their 40's bored with life...

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my dad tried explaining to me that once women get close to menopause, they either want to fuck everyone, or accuse you of fucking everyone.

[Abyss1]

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Ok, so im watching Seinfeld seasons in order, so Im watching it it quite a bit, but, I think im starting to have feelings for Elaine, pretty sure I felt a pang of jealousy when JFK Jr. was in her aerobics class.  

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Well, I work at this big company HQ and there is a massive amount of classy ladies in their late 30's I would bang and/or eat out. Elaine is amazing, I'm sure she tastes nice and clean.

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The are more people fucking each other in corporate environments than at bars. It took me a few years to figure that one out-but it's just under the surface at every office setting I've worked at. The age range for success is a little older though, usually women in their 40's bored with life...

This is true at my last big office job, i had a co-worker who was in her 40's ask me if I'd grab a beer with her after work, im in my early 30s, it turned into 2 pitchers and we ended up back at my place.  was pretty weird for me after, she kept trying to hang out and talk...2 weeks later she got let go.  Boy was I relieved.  But I am pretty sure most people there were hooking up, glad mine never got found out.

[mynameisnotjeff]

Can't beat my meat to porn successfully because, I just think about my ex getting rammed. Even if they are of different body types and skin tones.

[JB]

Your ex is going to get rammed just like my ex and everyone else's ex, so you better go out and do some ramming of your own and move on.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Your ex is going to get rammed just like my ex and everyone else's ex, so you better go out and do some ramming of your own and move on.

this! the more you you sit around and mope over this, the more your life is going to suck. get out there and get ramming!

[perverted super otaku!]

Just to play devils advocate, maybe become a monk if ramming doesn't work, you won't be allowed porn, so problem one solved, then freeing yourself from the illusion of the material world and the cycle of suffering as result of desire, will help soften these kinds of blows in the future.

[tobey]

Just to play devils advocate, maybe become a monk if ramming doesn't work, you won't be allowed porn, so problem one solved, then freeing yourself from the illusion of the material world and the cycle of suffering as result of desire, will help soften these kinds of blows in the future.

You should do that so you stop stalking girls over social media

[perverted super otaku!]

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Just to play devils advocate, maybe become a monk if ramming doesn't work, you won't be allowed porn, so problem one solved, then freeing yourself from the illusion of the material world and the cycle of suffering as result of desire, will help soften these kinds of blows in the future.

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You should do that so you stop stalking girls over social media

lol!,  can you even "stalk" someone over social media? by following them?

[tobey]

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Just to play devils advocate, maybe become a monk if ramming doesn't work, you won't be allowed porn, so problem one solved, then freeing yourself from the illusion of the material world and the cycle of suffering as result of desire, will help soften these kinds of blows in the future.

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You should do that so you stop stalking girls over social media

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lol!,  can you even "stalk" someone over social media? by following them?

Thats not what you do though. You post pictures of random girls in threads that aren't even about them. Or you start random threads about girl skaters you stalk and don't even mention their skating. What was the last one? Something that said someone looked seductive? Thank god you're in Canada because you definitely would have shot up a school in America by now