real confessions

[Pigeon]

I hate Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler.

[Mongoloid]

My list definitely includes Jack Black.

[SOTY]

I've only had one nut for the longest time and it sure as shit doesn't look healthy.

[Mongoloid]

Prepared to jerk off by pulling trou- around the ankles, got sidetracked, and watched I.E. in its entirety loose dicked. Didn’t realize till about halfway through Diego’s part, and for continuity’s sake left the twig hanging till the very end.

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I've only had one nut for the longest time and it sure as shit doesn't look healthy.

i have two and a half

[doublesteveburger]

My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

[Pigeon]

Whenever I get sick, I immediately psyche myself into thinking there’s a possibility that I have HIV/AIDS.

[shit_for_brains]

Whenever I get sick, I immediately psyche myself into thinking there’s a possibility that I have HIV/AIDS.

I get excited that I might die when I even get a cold

[SodaJerk]

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Whenever I get sick, I immediately psyche myself into thinking there’s a possibility that I have HIV/AIDS.

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I get excited that I might die when I even get a cold

I'm so glad it's not just me

[JB]

My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

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My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

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I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

[JB]

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My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

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I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

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what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

I'd say it was about six or seven years ago and I think she was only on the team for maybe two seasons. If her tits are fake, they're very tasteful and not obnoxiously large. I have an aunt who has those though.

[SodaJerk]

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My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

[close]

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

[close]

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

[close]

I'd say it was about six or seven years ago and I think she was only on the team for maybe two seasons. If her tits are fake, they're very tasteful and not obnoxiously large. I have an aunt who has those though.

You guys talking about hot cousins and big tittied aunts make me sick. How can you do that...and not post pics?

[JB]

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My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

[close]

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

[close]

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

[close]

I'd say it was about six or seven years ago and I think she was only on the team for maybe two seasons. If her tits are fake, they're very tasteful and not obnoxiously large. I have an aunt who has those though.

[close]

You guys talking about hot cousins and big tittied aunts make me sick. How can you do that...and not post pics?

my cousin looks like a skinny brunette who used to be a cheerleader. my aunt looks like a lady from florida in her mid 50s with fake tits who thinks shes hot (shes not). use your imagination.

[shit_for_brains]

They both sound cool

[Beeda Weeda]

they sound chill af

[Joust Ostrich]

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My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

[close]

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

[close]

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

[close]

I'd say it was about six or seven years ago and I think she was only on the team for maybe two seasons. If her tits are fake, they're very tasteful and not obnoxiously large. I have an aunt who has those though.

[close]

You guys talking about hot cousins and big tittied aunts make me sick. How can you do that...and not post pics?

[close]

my cousin looks like a skinny brunette who used to be a cheerleader. my aunt looks like a lady from florida in her mid 50s with fake tits who thinks shes hot (shes not). use your imagination.

My imagination broke last spring.  So if you could post some pics, I won't feel left out.  Thanks.

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My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

[close]

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

[close]

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

[close]

I'd say it was about six or seven years ago and I think she was only on the team for maybe two seasons. If her tits are fake, they're very tasteful and not obnoxiously large. I have an aunt who has those though.

[close]

You guys talking about hot cousins and big tittied aunts make me sick. How can you do that...and not post pics?

[close]

my cousin looks like a skinny brunette who used to be a cheerleader. my aunt looks like a lady from florida in her mid 50s with fake tits who thinks shes hot (shes not). use your imagination.

[close]

My imagination broke last spring.  So if you could post some pics, I won't feel left out.  Thanks.

You think I'm trying to get reported?

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My cousin's kinda hot for a 40 year old. And for being my cousin.

[close]

I have a cousin who was a cheerleader for the Arizona Cardinals. She's real hot.

[close]

what year? the cardinals cheerleaders once came to my high school and i had them all sign my skateboard .. i wish i could remember the deck .. your cousin has fake tots by the way

[close]

I'd say it was about six or seven years ago and I think she was only on the team for maybe two seasons. If her tits are fake, they're very tasteful and not obnoxiously large. I have an aunt who has those though.

[close]

You guys talking about hot cousins and big tittied aunts make me sick. How can you do that...and not post pics?

[close]

my cousin looks like a skinny brunette who used to be a cheerleader. my aunt looks like a lady from florida in her mid 50s with fake tits who thinks shes hot (shes not). use your imagination.

[close]

My imagination broke last spring.  So if you could post some pics, I won't feel left out.  Thanks.

[close]

You think I'm trying to get reported?

im reporting myself to the entire 2012 cardinals cheerleading squad as we speak cuz jb is hogging the solo shots

[iKobrakai]

It they stay close to each other, do they appear hotter due to The Cheerleader Effect?

[JB]

It they stay close to each other, do they appear hotter due to The Cheerleader Effect?

totally different families. i doubt theyve ever been in the same place as each other.

[iKobrakai]

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It they stay close to each other, do they appear hotter due to The Cheerleader Effect?

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totally different families. i doubt theyve ever been in the same place as each other.

Gofundme for science.

[Mystical Leader]

Last few weeks have been really hard for me to even get out off a bed..

Just had to type out somewhere

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

damn bro u roll ur ankle?

[shark tits]

if you don't get outta bed who's gonna take charlie to mr wonka's factory?

[SodaJerk]

Last few weeks have been really hard for me to even get out off a bed..

Just had to type out somewhere

You might be suffering from depression

[Pigeon]

I relapsed today and had two drinks, after not drinking for a bit over 4 months. Honestly, I was going to post something about being stoked on making it four months. In the future, I’m just no going to keep track of how long I make it. Also, getting food at a bar/grill wasn’t a good idea, even though I got a $18 pizza for $5. I didn’t enjoy drinking, either. It kind of gave me a headache and I took a nap when I got home...sticking to weed only, but I’ve been cutting back...skating more.

[iKobrakai]

I relapsed today and had two drinks, after not drinking for a bit over 4 months. Honestly, I was going to post something about being stoked on making it four months. In the future, I’m just no going to keep track of how long I make it. Also, getting food at a bar/grill wasn’t a good idea, even though I got a $18 pizza for $5. I didn’t enjoy drinking, either. It kind of gave me a headache and I took a nap when I got home...sticking to weed only, but I’ve been cutting back...skating more.

Get back at it and good luck.

[calvinsdream]

I relapsed today and had two drinks, after not drinking for a bit over 4 months. Honestly, I was going to post something about being stoked on making it four months. In the future, I’m just no going to keep track of how long I make it. Also, getting food at a bar/grill wasn’t a good idea, even though I got a $18 pizza for $5. I didn’t enjoy drinking, either. It kind of gave me a headache and I took a nap when I got home...sticking to weed only, but I’ve been cutting back...skating more.

I’ve been able to keep it to a few drinks (3-4) per week at most in the goal of eventually cutting it out. Now when slip up and get loaded it just hurts more, which seems to be a deterrent for next time...best of luck my dude.

[Pigeon]

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I relapsed today and had two drinks, after not drinking for a bit over 4 months. Honestly, I was going to post something about being stoked on making it four months. In the future, I’m just no going to keep track of how long I make it. Also, getting food at a bar/grill wasn’t a good idea, even though I got a $18 pizza for $5. I didn’t enjoy drinking, either. It kind of gave me a headache and I took a nap when I got home...sticking to weed only, but I’ve been cutting back...skating more.

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I’ve been able to keep it to a few drinks (3-4) per week at most in the goal of eventually cutting it out. Now when slip up and get loaded it just hurts more, which seems to be a deterrent for next time...best of luck my dude.

Thanks. I went out, drank for a second night in a row, and had a shitty experience that made me not want to drink again. For whatever reason, I lowered my standards, and was talking to some woman who seemed cool. As the night was heading towards an end, she tried to make out with a guy I beat at pool. When he turned her down, she went after another dude I beat, who turned her down too. She: cried, went into the bathroom, came out, and tried to kiss me. So, I turned her down, ignored her, had another beer, talked to the bartender for a while, and went home...watched IT for twenty minutes until the fat kid got stabbed/bit/whatever. Finally, I went to bed and woke up with a slight hangover. I’m done drinking again, especially since I didn’t get anything good out of it...can’t wait to get a sandwich from Gus’, and flirt with older women.