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h00man · « **Reply #8100 on:** February 25, 2019, 11:29:05 AM »

Quote from: doublesteveburger on February 25, 2019, 07:31:03 AM

The concept of keeping physical porn mags/dvds is funny to me considering I have a phone but then again I’m an avid skate video collector so I guess I understand to some degree.

Skate videos you can show off your friends and family. Pornos not so much.

Baron Samedi · « **Reply #8101 on:** February 25, 2019, 12:32:42 PM »

Quote from: h00man on February 25, 2019, 11:29:05 AM

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The concept of keeping physical porn mags/dvds is funny to me considering I have a phone but then again I’m an avid skate video collector so I guess I understand to some degree.
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Skate videos you can show off your friends and family. Pornos not so much.

unless you're the one in them in which case you of course can

straight · « **Reply #8102 on:** February 25, 2019, 12:40:33 PM »

Quote from: Baron Samedi on February 25, 2019, 12:32:42 PM

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The concept of keeping physical porn mags/dvds is funny to me considering I have a phone but then again I’m an avid skate video collector so I guess I understand to some degree.
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Skate videos you can show off your friends and family. Pornos not so much.
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unless you're the one in them in which case you of course can

do they have porno premiers .. like do you think the pros sit in the back nervously watching for reactions

theresnothinghere · « **Reply #8103 on:** February 25, 2019, 07:00:33 PM »

Quote from: ChuckRamone on February 24, 2019, 07:51:29 PM

I miss Gip.

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #8104 on:** February 25, 2019, 07:42:24 PM »

Gip died bombing a hill and was reincarnated as Alexandria Octavia Cortez

mynameisnotjeff · « **Reply #8105 on:** February 25, 2019, 10:33:54 PM »

Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 25, 2019, 07:42:24 PM

Gip died bombing a hill and was reincarnated as Alexandria Octavia Cortez

Is this the poster or the actual person, if it's the latter Gip looking like a snack

Bagelskate · « **Reply #8106 on:** February 25, 2019, 10:37:27 PM »

Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 25, 2019, 07:42:24 PM

Gip died bombing a hill and was reincarnated as Alexandria Octavia Cortez

I love that girl. She makes old white people very nervous.

Allen. · « **Reply #8107 on:** February 26, 2019, 08:20:14 AM »

Pretty sure I’ll never be in a decent relationship again because I have no idea what to talk about and I’m a completely boring individual with little to nothing of substance outside of my knowledge/love of skateboarding and movies/music.

JB · « **Reply #8108 on:** February 26, 2019, 08:53:00 AM »

Quote from: Allen. on February 26, 2019, 08:20:14 AM

Pretty sure I’ll never be in a decent relationship again because I have no idea what to talk about and I’m a completely boring individual with little to nothing of substance outside of my knowledge/love of skateboarding and movies/music.

you'll find someone. i have really don't have much to offer either and my wife thinks im great for some reason. if i can find someone, anyone can.

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #8109 on:** March 01, 2019, 07:20:55 PM »

Quote from: JB on February 26, 2019, 08:53:00 AM

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Pretty sure I’ll never be in a decent relationship again because I have no idea what to talk about and I’m a completely boring individual with little to nothing of substance outside of my knowledge/love of skateboarding and movies/music.
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you'll find someone. i have really don't have much to offer either and my wife thinks im great for some reason. if i can find someone, anyone can.

Bullshit. I know you mean well, but I honestly hate when people say shit like this. Sorry, I'm grumpy.

iKobrakai · « **Reply #8110 on:** March 02, 2019, 03:42:49 AM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on March 01, 2019, 07:20:55 PM

Quote from: JB on February 26, 2019, 08:53:00 AM
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Quote from: Allen. on February 26, 2019, 08:20:14 AM
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Pretty sure I’ll never be in a decent relationship again because I have no idea what to talk about and I’m a completely boring individual with little to nothing of substance outside of my knowledge/love of skateboarding and movies/music.
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you'll find someone. i have really don't have much to offer either and my wife thinks im great for some reason. if i can find someone, anyone can.
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Bullshit. I know you mean well, but I honestly hate when people say shit like this. Sorry, I'm grumpy.

Yeah, I don't know about that one, either...

DaSk8D00D · « **Reply #8111 on:** March 03, 2019, 01:16:48 PM »

Just sliced some skin on my taint doing some manscaping earlier. The cut's not even all that big or super bloody but it got me shook of principle

Worse part about it was that I was actually impressed at my own precision just seconds prior, thinking to myself "it's like surgery or those ROTC guys swinging guns around, when the stakes are this high, you just don't miss"...

Next thing I know, I'm standing in the middle of my bathroom like it's the twilight zone on some

iKobrakai · « **Reply #8112 on:** March 03, 2019, 10:36:35 PM »

Did that shit some years ago, was bleeding all over my hands and my unit. Not a pretty sight. It's pretty amazing how easy you go into shock when bleeding from balls.

Owen · « **Reply #8113 on:** March 04, 2019, 12:17:54 AM »

Quote from: DaSk8D00D on March 03, 2019, 01:16:48 PM

Just sliced some skin on my taint doing some manscaping earlier. The cut's not even all that big or super bloody but it got me shook of principle

Worse part about it was that I was actually impressed at my own precision just seconds prior, thinking to myself "it's like surgery or those ROTC guys swinging guns around, when the stakes are this high, you just don't miss"...

Next thing I know, I'm standing in the middle of my bathroom like it's the twilight zone on some

DaSk8d00d is back... and bloodier than ever

blurst_of_times · « **Reply #8114 on:** March 04, 2019, 08:19:54 PM »

Quote from: Allen. on February 26, 2019, 08:20:14 AM

Pretty sure I’ll never be in a decent relationship again because I have no idea what to talk about and I’m a completely boring individual with little to nothing of substance outside of my knowledge/love of skateboarding and movies/music.

A deep knowledge of movies and music can be appealing. And if you feel like you have no idea what to talk about, then focus instead on listening to and learning about as much as you can about the person you are talking to

blurst_of_times · « **Reply #8115 on:** March 04, 2019, 08:27:31 PM »

Quote from: iKobrakai on March 02, 2019, 03:42:49 AM

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Pretty sure I’ll never be in a decent relationship again because I have no idea what to talk about and I’m a completely boring individual with little to nothing of substance outside of my knowledge/love of skateboarding and movies/music.
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you'll find someone. i have really don't have much to offer either and my wife thinks im great for some reason. if i can find someone, anyone can.
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Bullshit. I know you mean well, but I honestly hate when people say shit like this. Sorry, I'm grumpy.
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Yeah, I don't know about that one, either...

I've been in both boats. I absolutely would hate it when people would tell me, "it'll just happen and you won't see it coming". And then it did happen, so I can understand the position JB is in as well. I dunno, maybe it's just dumb luck. My advice, as cliche as it sounds, is that the more you put yourself out there, the more you have a chance of meeting someone great: create as many free online dating profiles as you can and swipe right on every person on Tindr

Bagelskate · « **Reply #8116 on:** March 04, 2019, 11:28:08 PM »

Thinking of calling child protective services on my gf’s brother.

Gfs brother still uses a ‘switch’ to punish his 3 year old. The excuse of, “that’s how he was raised” is in effect.

He lives in LA so it’s not like he lives on a farm in 1950.

I have no respect for him

Owen · « **Reply #8117 on:** March 05, 2019, 02:17:30 AM »

Quote from: Bagelskate on March 04, 2019, 11:28:08 PM

Thinking of calling child protective services on my gf’s brother.

Gfs brother still uses a ‘switch’ to punish his 3 year old. The excuse of, “that’s how he was raised” is in effect.

He lives in LA so it’s not like he lives on a farm in 1950.

I have no respect for him

What's a switch? I don't have kids but is it really necessary to be punishing 3 year olds?

Bagelskate · « **Reply #8118 on:** March 05, 2019, 02:19:12 AM »

Quote from: Owen on March 05, 2019, 02:17:30 AM

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Thinking of calling child protective services on my gf’s brother.

Gfs brother still uses a ‘switch’ to punish his 3 year old. The excuse of, “that’s how he was raised” is in effect.

He lives in LA so it’s not like he lives on a farm in 1950.

I have no respect for him
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What's a switch? I don't have kids but is it really necessary to be punishing 3 year olds?

A tree branch to spank someone with. I agree, it’s dumb punishing someone who doesn’t know they’re doing something wrong.

Owen · « **Reply #8119 on:** March 05, 2019, 02:24:06 AM »

Quote from: Bagelskate on March 05, 2019, 02:19:12 AM

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Thinking of calling child protective services on my gf’s brother.

Gfs brother still uses a ‘switch’ to punish his 3 year old. The excuse of, “that’s how he was raised” is in effect.

He lives in LA so it’s not like he lives on a farm in 1950.

I have no respect for him
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What's a switch? I don't have kids but is it really necessary to be punishing 3 year olds?
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A tree branch to spank someone with. I agree, it’s dumb punishing someone who doesn’t know they’re doing something wrong.

That's a tricky one. Totally innaprppriate behaviour in this day and age but calling protective services might be a little bit too severe especially if he finds out it was you. Can you discuss it maturely as adults?

Actually, fuck anyone that beats on kids, report him if in doubt.

Bagelskate · « **Reply #8120 on:** March 05, 2019, 03:10:52 AM »

Quote from: Owen on March 05, 2019, 02:24:06 AM

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Quote from: Bagelskate on March 04, 2019, 11:28:08 PM
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Thinking of calling child protective services on my gf’s brother.

Gfs brother still uses a ‘switch’ to punish his 3 year old. The excuse of, “that’s how he was raised” is in effect.

He lives in LA so it’s not like he lives on a farm in 1950.

I have no respect for him
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What's a switch? I don't have kids but is it really necessary to be punishing 3 year olds?
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A tree branch to spank someone with. I agree, it’s dumb punishing someone who doesn’t know they’re doing something wrong.
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That's a tricky one. Totally innaprppriate behaviour in this day and age but calling protective services might be a little bit too severe especially if he finds out it was you. Can you discuss it maturely as adults?

Actually, fuck anyone that beats on kids, report him if in doubt.

Exactly. It’s a weird spot

theresnothinghere · « **Reply #8121 on:** March 05, 2019, 06:36:12 PM »

Quote from: Bagelskate on March 05, 2019, 03:10:52 AM

Quote from: Owen on March 05, 2019, 02:24:06 AM
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Quote from: Bagelskate on March 05, 2019, 02:19:12 AM
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Quote from: Bagelskate on March 04, 2019, 11:28:08 PM
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Thinking of calling child protective services on my gf’s brother.

Gfs brother still uses a ‘switch’ to punish his 3 year old. The excuse of, “that’s how he was raised” is in effect.

He lives in LA so it’s not like he lives on a farm in 1950.

I have no respect for him
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What's a switch? I don't have kids but is it really necessary to be punishing 3 year olds?
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A tree branch to spank someone with. I agree, it’s dumb punishing someone who doesn’t know they’re doing something wrong.
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That's a tricky one. Totally innaprppriate behaviour in this day and age but calling protective services might be a little bit too severe especially if he finds out it was you. Can you discuss it maturely as adults?

Actually, fuck anyone that beats on kids, report him if in doubt.
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Exactly. It’s a weird spot

Not trying to get super heavy in here but I've been in social work for a few years now. CPS is confidential and they won't tell him who reported him but child abuse has super long term effects on a kid and if he's doing that then he's probably doing a lot of other shit. If you make a report, they most likely won't remove the kid from the home (unless dad is bordering murder) but they can refer him to services and seek out help for the kid. Seriously hope you report him, most likely the dad will be court ordered to take classes and those have a really good rate of keeping abusive parent out of the system.

iKobrakai · « **Reply #8122 on:** March 05, 2019, 11:04:09 PM »

Growing up in Russia, we all got our asses beat and diciplined, some way more. Looking back at it some of it was pretty fucked up. I'd like to say that I'll never beat my (future) kids but the social/cultural heritage runs pretty deep.

shitsandwich · « **Reply #8123 on:** March 05, 2019, 11:06:11 PM »

That sounds really excessive. I feel like the right thing to do would be to contact cps. What's the guy like? Does he have anger issues or is he cool other than this? Not that is matters if he is, im just curious.

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #8124 on:** March 06, 2019, 02:53:24 AM »

Dont hate me cause i dig the slap people but im weirded out by americans. Im in europe and i meet more of them. Theyre the weirdest. Good people at heart or as good as anybody, i just figure the states is pretty affected.

realife · « **Reply #8125 on:** March 06, 2019, 09:17:49 AM »

Dont call cps, thats a huge hassle and can ruin the kids life worse than anything. Be a man and confront him yourself. Ill say this though, my dad beat me, the physical pain didnt affect me, what did affect me was emotional pains of my parents trying to mold me to thier idea of a child and not listining to me ,these things werent why I was beat though, I was usually beat over some dumb shit.. A beating aint nothing compared to that stuff. Plus a fun fact - My high school principle would use a paddle on students (if parents signed off on it) instead of suspensions. Alot a kids got paddled. This was Tennessee but still, it was in the 2000s.

blurst_of_times · « **Reply #8126 on:** March 06, 2019, 09:56:32 AM »

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on March 06, 2019, 02:53:24 AM

Dont hate me cause i dig the slap people but im weirded out by americans. Im in europe and i meet more of them. Theyre the weirdest. Good people at heart or as good as anybody, i just figure the states is pretty affected.

What about us weirds you out?

behavioralguide · « **Reply #8127 on:** March 06, 2019, 10:37:59 AM »

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Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on March 06, 2019, 02:53:24 AM
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Dont hate me cause i dig the slap people but im weirded out by americans. Im in europe and i meet more of them. Theyre the weirdest. Good people at heart or as good as anybody, i just figure the states is pretty affected.
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What about us weirds you out?

the hospital charging 39.95 bucks for hugging your newborn, for one

h00man · « **Reply #8128 on:** March 06, 2019, 01:13:44 PM »

Quote from: realife on March 06, 2019, 09:17:49 AM

This was Tennessee but still, it was in the 2000s.

all you had to say

jakeumms · « **Reply #8129 on:** March 06, 2019, 04:13:39 PM »

I got paddled in Texas in the 80s and I thought it was deeply fucked up. My dad signed off on it and he came from a background of generational abuse. I didn't live with him any longer than that one semester and summer.

Anybody who hits a 3 year old is too stupid to fucking parent and desperately needs some kind of classes. Call CPS. A kid's psyche is more important than whether or not your breaking some kind of social rules.