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[CHONGO]

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Going through a divorce at age 22. I am 23 now. Has pretty much fucked up dating life for good. I don't ever want to get married again. I have weird trust issues now. Shit sucks

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Sorry to hear this brother. Weren't you living in Hawaii for a minute?

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No worries, I appreciate brotha. I was living on Oahu for about 3 years. Definitely some of the best times of my (23) year old life. Learned a lot and surfed and skated a bunch. Meet a ton of awesome people.

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Is she still living out that way or back in the area wherever you're living now?

its crazy. We ended up moving back to Washington state. She was stationed in Hawaii (navy) and we planned on buying a house someplace. Anyway I wanted to move to a certain place and she said yes, changed her mind. Divorced me over the phone while she was in fucking japan or some shit. And then I moved from my parents house in Enumclaw to Bellingham. And then she ended up moving to Bellingham also?? Have not seen her since last May? Have not talked to her ( don't plan on it) since last June-ish. I really hope I never ever run into her.

[smellsdead]

i like bread heels

i eat all them shits






all of em

[blurst_of_times]

i like bread heels

i eat all them shits






all of em

PB on one side of the heel of a loaf of bread is my favorite running-out-the-door-late-for-work breakfast

[rawr1922]

 Spent all day in the sun yesterday , never been so happy to get sunburned. Like a dummy... keep texting that classmate. Bamboozled again:

"I could have gone over there and taken the test with you, put some aloe vera on your skin." 

 'That sounds nice'

" You should, it would help your skin" 

[munchbox]

tried coke for the first time two days ago and i still cant get over how shitty the whole experience was. even spectating wont ever be the same

[Bata]

Havent used a cellphone for anything other than taking photos in like 3 years

[Jagr]

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Going through a divorce at age 22. I am 23 now. Has pretty much fucked up dating life for good. I don't ever want to get married again. I have weird trust issues now. Shit sucks

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Sorry to hear this brother. Weren't you living in Hawaii for a minute?

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No worries, I appreciate brotha. I was living on Oahu for about 3 years. Definitely some of the best times of my (23) year old life. Learned a lot and surfed and skated a bunch. Meet a ton of awesome people.

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Is she still living out that way or back in the area wherever you're living now?

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its crazy. We ended up moving back to Washington state. She was stationed in Hawaii (navy) and we planned on buying a house someplace. Anyway I wanted to move to a certain place and she said yes, changed her mind. Divorced me over the phone while she was in fucking japan or some shit. And then I moved from my parents house in Enumclaw to Bellingham. And then she ended up moving to Bellingham also?? Have not seen her since last May? Have not talked to her ( don't plan on it) since last June-ish. I really hope I never ever run into her.

Damn, that's bonkers. You are both living in Bellingham now? Hope you don't run into each other. Good luck with everything.

[CHONGO]

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Going through a divorce at age 22. I am 23 now. Has pretty much fucked up dating life for good. I don't ever want to get married again. I have weird trust issues now. Shit sucks

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Sorry to hear this brother. Weren't you living in Hawaii for a minute?

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No worries, I appreciate brotha. I was living on Oahu for about 3 years. Definitely some of the best times of my (23) year old life. Learned a lot and surfed and skated a bunch. Meet a ton of awesome people.

[close]

Is she still living out that way or back in the area wherever you're living now?

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its crazy. We ended up moving back to Washington state. She was stationed in Hawaii (navy) and we planned on buying a house someplace. Anyway I wanted to move to a certain place and she said yes, changed her mind. Divorced me over the phone while she was in fucking japan or some shit. And then I moved from my parents house in Enumclaw to Bellingham. And then she ended up moving to Bellingham also?? Have not seen her since last May? Have not talked to her ( don't plan on it) since last June-ish. I really hope I never ever run into her.

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Damn, that's bonkers. You are both living in Bellingham now? Hope you don't run into each other. Good luck with everything.

yea dude. Strange time in my life haha. Last thing I heard from her was she was living in Bellingham also. Have not seen or reached out. Don't ever plan on reaching out. And thank you brotha I appreciate it

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

The only 1” Allen bolts I can find where I live are all shake junt brand and I’m thinking of buying them because because I don’t have any other options ....

[VHS ERA]

tried coke for the first time two days ago and i still cant get over how shitty the whole experience was. even spectating wont ever be the same

Worst drug. Really not even fun.

[VHS ERA]

If you saw my earlier posts in this thread you know I struggle with monogamy (read: am a scumbag cheater sometimes).

I know I did this to myself but yo this coworker I smashed at our work xmas party (ok a couple times after that too) is the devil I tell you.

I’m in NYC and taking social distancing pretty seriously so obviously side chicks are cut off for the foreseeable future. Imagine if I got myself and my actual girl sick because I’m out fucking around? Nah I’m not that much of a scumbag.

We’re both going into work full time tho, masks and gloves and all that.

Holiday party girl apparently doesn’t give a fuck about a pandemic and keeps trying to fuck me. In normal times we don’t work together much but we’re the few skeleton crew who didn’t get laid off so we’re working together every day now.

She knows I have a girl and where I stand currently but stays sending me nudes and asking me why I’m being scared.

This ho told me keep the mask on and she’ll suck my dick. What is wrong with this woman? How many other dudes is she fuckin all carefree during a pandemic? Man hell no not happening, but she is truly not making it easy. I think trying to get me to break is a fun game for her. Got me trying to dodge her at the end of the day like this guy

[GardenSkater77]

Maybe it’s time to suit up?

[doublesteveburger]

I’ve legit been on SLAP the last ten minutes not paying attention to my girlfriend as she’s been complaining about work. I think I’m running out of filler stock transition questions to keep this going.

[munchbox]

If you saw my earlier posts in this thread you know I struggle with monogamy (read: am a scumbag cheater sometimes).

I know I did this to myself but yo this coworker I smashed at our work xmas party (ok a couple times after that too) is the devil I tell you.

I’m in NYC and taking social distancing pretty seriously so obviously side chicks are cut off for the foreseeable future. Imagine if I got myself and my actual girl sick because I’m out fucking around? Nah I’m not that much of a scumbag.

We’re both going into work full time tho, masks and gloves and all that.

Holiday party girl apparently doesn’t give a fuck about a pandemic and keeps trying to fuck me. In normal times we don’t work together much but we’re the few skeleton crew who didn’t get laid off so we’re working together every day now.

She knows I have a girl and where I stand currently but stays sending me nudes and asking me why I’m being scared.

This ho told me keep the mask on and she’ll suck my dick. What is wrong with this woman? How many other dudes is she fuckin all carefree during a pandemic? Man hell no not happening, but she is truly not making it easy. I think trying to get me to break is a fun game for her. Got me trying to dodge her at the end of the day like this guy

monogamy is trash and im not built for it either. ive been in similar situations like that and i cant wait for the right opportunity to propose an open relationship to my current girlfriend. life is too short to just be with one person imo

[VHS ERA]

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If you saw my earlier posts in this thread you know I struggle with monogamy (read: am a scumbag cheater sometimes).

I know I did this to myself but yo this coworker I smashed at our work xmas party (ok a couple times after that too) is the devil I tell you.

I’m in NYC and taking social distancing pretty seriously so obviously side chicks are cut off for the foreseeable future. Imagine if I got myself and my actual girl sick because I’m out fucking around? Nah I’m not that much of a scumbag.

We’re both going into work full time tho, masks and gloves and all that.

Holiday party girl apparently doesn’t give a fuck about a pandemic and keeps trying to fuck me. In normal times we don’t work together much but we’re the few skeleton crew who didn’t get laid off so we’re working together every day now.

She knows I have a girl and where I stand currently but stays sending me nudes and asking me why I’m being scared.

This ho told me keep the mask on and she’ll suck my dick. What is wrong with this woman? How many other dudes is she fuckin all carefree during a pandemic? Man hell no not happening, but she is truly not making it easy. I think trying to get me to break is a fun game for her. Got me trying to dodge her at the end of the day like this guy

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monogamy is trash and im not built for it either. ive been in similar situations like that and i cant wait for the right opportunity to propose an open relationship to my current girlfriend. life is too short to just be with one person imo

I definitely said something like this in this thread.

Maybe it’s time to suit up?

Turbo ho update:

[theresnothinghere]

If you saw my earlier posts in this thread you know I struggle with monogamy (read: am a scumbag cheater sometimes).

I know I did this to myself but yo this coworker I smashed at our work xmas party (ok a couple times after that too) is the devil I tell you.

I’m in NYC and taking social distancing pretty seriously so obviously side chicks are cut off for the foreseeable future. Imagine if I got myself and my actual girl sick because I’m out fucking around? Nah I’m not that much of a scumbag.

We’re both going into work full time tho, masks and gloves and all that.

Holiday party girl apparently doesn’t give a fuck about a pandemic and keeps trying to fuck me. In normal times we don’t work together much but we’re the few skeleton crew who didn’t get laid off so we’re working together every day now.

She knows I have a girl and where I stand currently but stays sending me nudes and asking me why I’m being scared.

This ho told me keep the mask on and she’ll suck my dick. What is wrong with this woman? How many other dudes is she fuckin all carefree during a pandemic? Man hell no not happening, but she is truly not making it easy. I think trying to get me to break is a fun game for her. Got me trying to dodge her at the end of the day like this guy

As someone IN an open relationship and with a vagina, she is probably just bored and men are too easy to mess with sometimes. It's not worth it man! If you don't want to be in monogamous then open it up or break up and have your own fun, guilt free.

[matty_c]

keta > coca

Used to have a bit of a game with the boys on the beak, sucker lines of ket. Pretty hilarious when someone’s not expecting it

I hear the old school liquid ket is pretty wild

[iKobrakai]

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keta > coca

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Used to have a bit of a game with the boys on the beak, sucker lines of ket. Pretty hilarious when someone’s not expecting it

I hear the old school liquid ket is pretty wild

I'd hate toe choose if I still did drugs.

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If you saw my earlier posts in this thread you know I struggle with monogamy (read: am a scumbag cheater sometimes).

I know I did this to myself but yo this coworker I smashed at our work xmas party (ok a couple times after that too) is the devil I tell you.

I’m in NYC and taking social distancing pretty seriously so obviously side chicks are cut off for the foreseeable future. Imagine if I got myself and my actual girl sick because I’m out fucking around? Nah I’m not that much of a scumbag.

We’re both going into work full time tho, masks and gloves and all that.

Holiday party girl apparently doesn’t give a fuck about a pandemic and keeps trying to fuck me. In normal times we don’t work together much but we’re the few skeleton crew who didn’t get laid off so we’re working together every day now.

She knows I have a girl and where I stand currently but stays sending me nudes and asking me why I’m being scared.

This ho told me keep the mask on and she’ll suck my dick. What is wrong with this woman? How many other dudes is she fuckin all carefree during a pandemic? Man hell no not happening, but she is truly not making it easy. I think trying to get me to break is a fun game for her. Got me trying to dodge her at the end of the day like this guy

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As someone IN an open relationship and with a vagina, she is probably just bored and men are too easy to mess with sometimes. It's not worth it man! If you don't want to be in monogamous then open it up or break up and have your own fun, guilt free.

GURL ALURT

[mynameisnotjeff]

The first time I saw Cory’s part in Chronicles 3 I thought it was bad. I expected more from him. I just saw it again and loved it. Dude is having fun while doing some gnar stuff. The Marvin Gaye song grew on me before the video part but, now I think it’s a really solid part.

[Allen.]

Same. I just wish Lee Smith hadn’t filmed a better part to that song ~10 years earlier.

[blurst_of_times]

I am a slave to my phone and I fucking hate it. Just a big time suck sitting in my pocket.

[theresnothinghere]

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If you saw my earlier posts in this thread you know I struggle with monogamy (read: am a scumbag cheater sometimes).

I know I did this to myself but yo this coworker I smashed at our work xmas party (ok a couple times after that too) is the devil I tell you.

I’m in NYC and taking social distancing pretty seriously so obviously side chicks are cut off for the foreseeable future. Imagine if I got myself and my actual girl sick because I’m out fucking around? Nah I’m not that much of a scumbag.

We’re both going into work full time tho, masks and gloves and all that.

Holiday party girl apparently doesn’t give a fuck about a pandemic and keeps trying to fuck me. In normal times we don’t work together much but we’re the few skeleton crew who didn’t get laid off so we’re working together every day now.

She knows I have a girl and where I stand currently but stays sending me nudes and asking me why I’m being scared.

This ho told me keep the mask on and she’ll suck my dick. What is wrong with this woman? How many other dudes is she fuckin all carefree during a pandemic? Man hell no not happening, but she is truly not making it easy. I think trying to get me to break is a fun game for her. Got me trying to dodge her at the end of the day like this guy

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As someone IN an open relationship and with a vagina, she is probably just bored and men are too easy to mess with sometimes. It's not worth it man! If you don't want to be in monogamous then open it up or break up and have your own fun, guilt free.

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GURL ALURT

I'm trans but thank you for the reminder of why I had stopped spending time on slap. Later y'all.

[bad joke]

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If you saw my earlier posts in this thread you know I struggle with monogamy (read: am a scumbag cheater sometimes).

I know I did this to myself but yo this coworker I smashed at our work xmas party (ok a couple times after that too) is the devil I tell you.

I’m in NYC and taking social distancing pretty seriously so obviously side chicks are cut off for the foreseeable future. Imagine if I got myself and my actual girl sick because I’m out fucking around? Nah I’m not that much of a scumbag.

We’re both going into work full time tho, masks and gloves and all that.

Holiday party girl apparently doesn’t give a fuck about a pandemic and keeps trying to fuck me. In normal times we don’t work together much but we’re the few skeleton crew who didn’t get laid off so we’re working together every day now.

She knows I have a girl and where I stand currently but stays sending me nudes and asking me why I’m being scared.

This ho told me keep the mask on and she’ll suck my dick. What is wrong with this woman? How many other dudes is she fuckin all carefree during a pandemic? Man hell no not happening, but she is truly not making it easy. I think trying to get me to break is a fun game for her. Got me trying to dodge her at the end of the day like this guy

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As someone IN an open relationship and with a vagina, she is probably just bored and men are too easy to mess with sometimes. It's not worth it man! If you don't want to be in monogamous then open it up or break up and have your own fun, guilt free.

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GURL ALURT

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I'm trans but thank you for the reminder of why I had stopped spending time on slap. Later y'all.

just joking sorry if i offended u

[Silky Johnson]

I'm drunk and need to vent.
Going through it with my girl. we recently moved in together and shit went south this weekend. I feel shitty haven't been this serious with a girl and we got in what seemed like a small argument but apparently she took it worse than anticipated. She's talking about possibly breaking up and the worst part is the anticipation of what comes next. I admit I was the instigator in the argument. Sidenote I've been burned by exes and it still weighs on my mind. So o had a moment of freaking out and tried to air out my insecurities instead of letting it stew in my mind but she took it as a personal attack. She was pissed and told me she didn't appreciate being bombarded with all of this information of cheating and whatever else. She told me she doesn't want to feel controlled (I don't think I was trying to I was trying to be transparent with what was bugging me). It's her place and I don't have anywhere else to go if shit doesn't work out so that definitely adds to the  stress. I can probably couch surf/ car camp if needed but showering is gonna be a MF.

[munchbox]

I'm drunk and need to vent.
Going through it with my girl. we recently moved in together and shit went south this weekend. I feel shitty haven't been this serious with a girl and we got in what seemed like a small argument but apparently she took it worse than anticipated. She's talking about possibly breaking up and the worst part is the anticipation of what comes next. I admit I was the instigator in the argument. Sidenote I've been burned by exes and it still weighs on my mind. So o had a moment of freaking out and tried to air out my insecurities instead of letting it stew in my mind but she took it as a personal attack. She was pissed and told me she didn't appreciate being bombarded with all of this information of cheating and whatever else. She told me she doesn't want to feel controlled (I don't think I was trying to I was trying to be transparent with what was bugging me). It's her place and I don't have anywhere else to go if shit doesn't work out so that definitely adds to the  stress. I can probably couch surf/ car camp if needed but showering is gonna be a MF.

jeez what made you say all that? thats almost a surefire way to end things

[Silky Johnson]

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I'm drunk and need to vent.
Going through it with my girl. we recently moved in together and shit went south this weekend. I feel shitty haven't been this serious with a girl and we got in what seemed like a small argument but apparently she took it worse than anticipated. She's talking about possibly breaking up and the worst part is the anticipation of what comes next. I admit I was the instigator in the argument. Sidenote I've been burned by exes and it still weighs on my mind. So o had a moment of freaking out and tried to air out my insecurities instead of letting it stew in my mind but she took it as a personal attack. She was pissed and told me she didn't appreciate being bombarded with all of this information of cheating and whatever else. She told me she doesn't want to feel controlled (I don't think I was trying to I was trying to be transparent with what was bugging me). It's her place and I don't have anywhere else to go if shit doesn't work out so that definitely adds to the  stress. I can probably couch surf/ car camp if needed but showering is gonna be a MF.

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jeez what made you say all that? thats almost a surefire way to end things

I was trying to communicate with her what was wrong so I shared my past experiences and why I have that go through my mind but she took it as I didn't trust her. I tried the keep it to myself before and it didn't solve anything the last time we had a convo like this she asked me to share what was wrong so this time thats what i did.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

Silky, you deserve someone who will actually listen to you and not toss you out into a pandemic for communicating real feelings.
I hope you don't lose your place. I have showered at truck stops for a few weeks before I saved up enough for a new pad, but not during Covid.
I can't imagine what you're going thru at a wack time like this.
 
I will never move in to another person's property again.
It is much easier to just build your own palace while living in solitude than to subscribe to a life of survival-acquiescence.
Stay strong Silkdawg, stay low and build!


 

[Silky Johnson]

Appreciate that Augustus. She told me I can stay regardless of if we're together or not but I don't think I can stay in the same house as her and get over her if this doesn't get fixed . I'm hoping this lock down blows over soon just to have some more resources on the hygienic front.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

Lots of dudes would just hang on for the "hots-and-a-cot." I salute your integrity!

Like you said, once society can provide gyms again, you have a wealth of opportunity there.
This time is fucked, you can't go anywhere. I'd imagine that domestic violence cases have increased nation-wide.
There's just nowhere to go.