real confessions

[MattG]

im flat out addicted to porn... not any porn generally midget and balloon PORN, damn guess ill be labelled a weirdo from here on in. But what do i give a fuck its the internet!

[lophatrophazoa]

when someone is walking towards me and i see their not paying attention, i purposely get in their way and try to keep one of those awkward juke things going as long as possible

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when someone is walking towards me and i see their not paying attention, i purposely get in their way and try to keep one of those awkward juke things going as long as possible

tru dat. pImPin...

keep on rocking, cuh.

[Joshewuhh]

In High school, I dated a girl with a twin sister.
Its definitley rad.
One night I crashed at her house and fell asleep on her couch.
Ended up making out with her sister by accident.
We never told her sister. It was good tongue.

[lophatrophazoa]

you should have got into a threesome, then make them touch each other, then tell their parents their all about the incest, then get them seperated like the offspring song and then write a song about it and get a record deal

[Brandon]

In High school, I dated a girl with a twin sister.
Its definitley rad.
One night I crashed at her house and fell asleep on her couch.
Ended up making out with her sister by accident.
We never told her sister. It was good tongue.

fucking yes!

[CRACKMONSTER]

I scandaled money from kids to smoke crack. I was a full on basehead and it was a great excuse to use as to why I suck.

[ahlee]

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In High school, I dated a girl with a twin sister.
Its definitley rad.
One night I crashed at her house and fell asleep on her couch.
Ended up making out with her sister by accident.
We never told her sister. It was good tongue.

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fucking yes!

thats pretty fucking sweet.

[beeda weeda]

i worked at a gas station when i was younger, i would sell cigarettes to kids that were underage, but charge them double
I have smoked cigarettes since i was around 11-12, steadily since i was 13, and a pack a day since i was 15.
I quit for 13 months when wi as 23, and I started back up 6 months ago when I met a girl who smoked.
I am the poster boy for cigarette addiction.
I skate better when I smoke, and I feel cool when I  skate public parks with cigarettes in my hand or mouth.

[CRACKMONSTER]

those are so bad for you. smoke some crack and use it as a crutch. then you can make your way thru speed, heroine, until you reach mary jane. Then you are smooth sailing.

[Bipsmound]

you should have got into a threesome, then make them touch each other, then tell their parents their all about the incest, then get them seperated like the offspring song and then write a song about it and get a record deal

Gold.

[ahlee]

i eat bananas like corn to avoid looking gay.

[matt/tx]

those are so bad for you. smoke some crack and use it as a crutch. then you can make your way thru speed, heroine, until you reach mary jane. Then you are smooth sailing.

by far one of the worst fake accounts

[SimonP]

addicted to cigs, im gonna go have one right meow

[ahlee]

addicted to cigs, im gonna go have one right meow

me too. marb 27's or pfunks.

[hobojoe]

pfunks have been buy one get one here in new bedford for ever, but camel signatures are where its at.

[sebastian toombs]

i eat bananas like corn to avoid looking gay.

i dont even take the peel off so as to avoid looking gay

[BallDontLie]

I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.

[Rusty Champignon]

I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.

I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards

[bobby hill]

I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.

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i'm guilty of that too.

[bbk]

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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.

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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards

I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...

[Anton]

i also do that shit

[SimonP]

pfunks have been buy one get one here in new bedford for ever, but camel signatures are where its at.

those new signatures are shit. i wish they still make exotic blends , izmir stingers were the shit.

[mikefork]

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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.

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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards

[close]

I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...

add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too

[yeah dude!]

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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.

[close]

I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards

[close]

I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...

[close]

add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too

The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.

[somekid]

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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.

[close]

I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards

[close]

I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...

[close]

add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too

[close]

The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.

i am a grown-ass man, and i will fully admit to dippind my fries in my frosty.
shit is epic.

[Zurg]

i usually find wierd fast food mixtures to be blasphemous, but i fully back the fries in da frosty. it kinda tastes like a funnel cake to me, almost.

[mikefork]

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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.

[close]

I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards

[close]

I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...

[close]

add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too

[close]

The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.

[close]

i am a grown-ass man, and i will fully admit to dippind my fries in my frosty.
shit is epic.

i've done it too. in elementary school i used to dip my twix bars in bbq sauce because i thought it made them taste better

[BallDontLie]

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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.

[close]

I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards

[close]

I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...

[close]

add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too

[close]

The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.

[close]

i am a grown-ass man, and i will fully admit to dippind my fries in my frosty.
shit is epic.

[close]

i've done it too. in elementary school i used to dip my twix bars in bbq sauce because i thought it made them taste better

i did Doritos with bbq sauce.

[skatebording sucks]

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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.

[close]

I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards

[close]

I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...

[close]

add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too

[close]

The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.

[close]

i am a grown-ass man, and i will fully admit to dippind my fries in my frosty.
shit is epic.

i thought i was the only one who did that. i dont know what it is about that, i guess the sweet and salty working together, kinda like chocolate covered pretzels