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Re: real confessions
« Reply #930 on: November 06, 2007, 02:49:20 PM »
I just wanna tear up Ashley's little booty.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #931 on: November 06, 2007, 03:34:12 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #932 on: November 06, 2007, 03:36:18 PM »
In 1998 I went on a backpacking trip through Europe and watched a bunch of pro contests that summer (Copenhagen, Prague, Munster, Lausanne etc..)  At the Lausanne contest I was skating this lame shit outside just dorking around and the next thing I know people kept coming up to me and asking for my autograph.  They thought I was Jamie Thomas cause we looked alot alike at the time.  I must have signed like 25-30 shirts, boards, hats, and paper.  All those kids never knew the wiser.  I hope I made their day.  Sorry Jamie for impersonating you.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #933 on: November 06, 2007, 03:44:16 PM »
I lost my virginity last weekend.
This girl is not that attractive, but I keep coming back for more.
I've never had a girlfriend.
I'm 18 (a freshman in college).
I may be developing an alcohol problem.
I've tripped on robitussin many times in my youth (but not in about 4 years).
I've snorted coke before (it sucks).
I've tripped on acid and it was the probably most enlightening experience of my life.
I love life.
I have no idea what i want to do with my self, and often am quite lost.
I'm pretty drunk right now.
I don't give a fuck.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #934 on: November 06, 2007, 03:47:36 PM »
In 1998 I went on a backpacking trip through Europe and watched a bunch of pro contests that summer (Copenhagen, Prague, Munster, Lausanne etc..)  At the Lausanne contest I was skating this lame shit outside just dorking around and the next thing I know people kept coming up to me and asking for my autograph.  They thought I was Jamie Thomas cause we looked alot alike at the time.  I must have signed like 25-30 shirts, boards, hats, and paper.  All those kids never knew the wiser.  I hope I made their day.  Sorry Jamie for impersonating you.

haha, i remember you came back with all of that gnarly euro porn.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #935 on: November 06, 2007, 04:14:13 PM »
my first ever tre flip was an accident

i dont practice skating, i just have fun... (most people think that's bad so i added it)

i think that a poser is someone who doesnt like skating but does it anyways

i dont really want to get sponsored but i still think it would be cool

im depressed because my back arches funny and makes me look like i have a big butt, even though i dont... (haha..)

my knee got injured in june and was supposed to heal by august, but since i didnt do exercises it still hurts now, and i cant skate for a while because of it.

sometimes i watch spongebob

i think people who havent ever seen porn are pussies

i try not to be, but im an asshole to a lot of weird kids at my school

i wear pants 2 sizes bigger than my real size cause i like to adjust it with a belt

ive been a vegetarian for 3 years but only my family and close friends have known

ever since my knee injury i havent been afraid of getting hurt

dog sex amuses me

after i got drunk and skated at the same time ive been better at skating

people think i cant ollie stairs because i never try but thats only because of the fact that when i put pressure on it it hurts like hell, so i never bother

i want to be pro when im older but i know its not realistic, so im going to go to college and get a degree in law so i can be rich anyways...

im a white buddhist, and actually know the origins of it, im not just in to it because i think it's "cool"

taco bell doesnt taste that good

yep...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #936 on: November 06, 2007, 04:17:51 PM »
im flat out addicted to porn... not any porn generally midget and balloon PORN, damn guess ill be labelled a weirdo from here on in. But what do i give a fuck its the internet!
If you get inspired to skate a certain way, how concerned are you with its popularity or acceptability within the skate world
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #937 on: November 06, 2007, 04:47:48 PM »
when someone is walking towards me and i see their not paying attention, i purposely get in their way and try to keep one of those awkward juke things going as long as possible
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i moved to my city 1 year ago and i'm becomming a little hero here ... everybody thinks that i'm really cool, even the girls fight each other because of me. people are talking how a cool guy i am and stuff.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #938 on: November 06, 2007, 07:33:16 PM »
when someone is walking towards me and i see their not paying attention, i purposely get in their way and try to keep one of those awkward juke things going as long as possible
tru dat. pImPin...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #939 on: November 06, 2007, 08:09:30 PM »
In High school, I dated a girl with a twin sister.
Its definitley rad.
One night I crashed at her house and fell asleep on her couch.
Ended up making out with her sister by accident.
We never told her sister. It was good tongue.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #940 on: November 06, 2007, 08:22:00 PM »
you should have got into a threesome, then make them touch each other, then tell their parents their all about the incest, then get them seperated like the offspring song and then write a song about it and get a record deal
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"
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i moved to my city 1 year ago and i'm becomming a little hero here ... everybody thinks that i'm really cool, even the girls fight each other because of me. people are talking how a cool guy i am and stuff.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #941 on: November 06, 2007, 08:22:11 PM »
In High school, I dated a girl with a twin sister.
Its definitley rad.
One night I crashed at her house and fell asleep on her couch.
Ended up making out with her sister by accident.
We never told her sister. It was good tongue.
fucking yes!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #942 on: November 07, 2007, 07:47:36 AM »
I scandaled money from kids to smoke crack. I was a full on basehead and it was a great excuse to use as to why I suck.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #943 on: November 07, 2007, 07:58:43 AM »
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In High school, I dated a girl with a twin sister.
Its definitley rad.
One night I crashed at her house and fell asleep on her couch.
Ended up making out with her sister by accident.
We never told her sister. It was good tongue.
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fucking yes!

thats pretty fucking sweet.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #944 on: November 07, 2007, 09:32:52 AM »
i worked at a gas station when i was younger, i would sell cigarettes to kids that were underage, but charge them double
I have smoked cigarettes since i was around 11-12, steadily since i was 13, and a pack a day since i was 15.
I quit for 13 months when wi as 23, and I started back up 6 months ago when I met a girl who smoked.
I am the poster boy for cigarette addiction.
I skate better when I smoke, and I feel cool when I  skate public parks with cigarettes in my hand or mouth.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #945 on: November 07, 2007, 12:10:53 PM »
those are so bad for you. smoke some crack and use it as a crutch. then you can make your way thru speed, heroine, until you reach mary jane. Then you are smooth sailing.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #946 on: November 07, 2007, 12:50:35 PM »
you should have got into a threesome, then make them touch each other, then tell their parents their all about the incest, then get them seperated like the offspring song and then write a song about it and get a record deal
Gold.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #947 on: November 07, 2007, 01:52:04 PM »
i eat bananas like corn to avoid looking gay.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #948 on: November 07, 2007, 02:10:14 PM »
those are so bad for you. smoke some crack and use it as a crutch. then you can make your way thru speed, heroine, until you reach mary jane. Then you are smooth sailing.
by far one of the worst fake accounts

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #949 on: November 08, 2007, 12:04:35 PM »
addicted to cigs, im gonna go have one right meow

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #950 on: November 08, 2007, 12:06:35 PM »
addicted to cigs, im gonna go have one right meow

me too. marb 27's or pfunks.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #951 on: November 08, 2007, 09:37:45 PM »
pfunks have been buy one get one here in new bedford for ever, but camel signatures are where its at.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #952 on: November 09, 2007, 09:38:12 AM »
i eat bananas like corn to avoid looking gay.


i dont even take the peel off so as to avoid looking gay

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #953 on: November 09, 2007, 09:43:15 AM »
I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #954 on: November 09, 2007, 11:02:53 AM »
I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #955 on: November 10, 2007, 09:58:39 AM »
I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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i'm guilty of that too.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #956 on: November 11, 2007, 03:09:43 AM »
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #957 on: November 11, 2007, 09:51:27 AM »
i also do that shit

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #958 on: November 11, 2007, 06:40:57 PM »
pfunks have been buy one get one here in new bedford for ever, but camel signatures are where its at.
those new signatures are shit. i wish they still make exotic blends , izmir stingers were the shit.

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« Reply #959 on: November 11, 2007, 06:44:33 PM »
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too